战阵:车轮战术。

有人希望老夫写写华文文章,有何不可……如今大选脚步近了,对老夫而言倒是无所谓,因为老夫关注的并不是大选而是战局。此局观之多年,如今到了关键的局面……此战战无不胜攻无不克,内有乾坤。确实,行动党布阵……要是老夫破阵的话,观此阵要破不难。无论什么五花大阵,奇门遁甲,但吕布变阵,夏侯懋守生门,袁绍挂旗,袁术充后,刘禅居中,大将顶多不是黄浩之流,而且摆阵方位乱七八糟,便是沿袭武侯的八卦阵,光是用人如此,不过猛将一员便是阵脚大乱溃不成军。

大选,战局也。

反对党多年久攻不下,只因不识机,不识时,不识务,不知战法,所以行动党人才虽然凋零,大将基本虚空,但还是屹立不倒,而在时事上到处碰壁。

这一阵看起来乱七八糟,但背后坐镇者李光耀是也。这一战老夫重视……是因为以彼之全军破彼之要塞也。夫善战者,用他人之兵攻强守之城池也。虽然行动党此番用人确实有点儿……特别,但资政暮年矣,其子挂帅,焉有老英雄愿意拱手相让江山与仇家者耶?况且连吴资政也清楚,局势越来越不利,布阵如此……会不会太过招摇?此番战阵看起来空城一座,但疑兵处处;大将贾古玛居然在此战先行撤退……李光耀资政的阵势依旧,而反对党依旧没有智囊。这次战局既然资政不可能拱手相让,若有突破……恐怕哪一支反军突围杀到兴起时,就如JBJ一样被困入核心直接和李资政的伏兵较劲儿。

所以工人党的兴隆当选与否……我只知道,这位老同学要是此番当选,要反对党攻入核心,不知道会不会受到四面楚歌之包抄。

可以说,老夫就是让这些反对党当前锋……毕竟总理少不更事,但背后其父毕竟乃亚洲最后一只虎,老夫何不坐观战局,多让虎斗?

结果只有两个,执政党最终不支……或反对党全军覆没。毕竟李资政的粮草源源不绝,不光是新加坡,国外援助者一呼百应;若是要正面冲杀反军……不知有何良策。要是反军得势,反正是乌合之众,这些人平时信口开河,除了呱呱叫之外,不能扛得起国家重担。用这支不怕死的敢死队去冲绝对不愿意给仇家机会报复自己的李家军……这才是最好的战术。反正……反军浪潮一波接一波杀了十多年,越杀越多狂蜂浪蝶,执政党政治资本过去再多,天长地久的车轮战术下,也差不多耗得七七八八了。所幸行动党把老夫从教育部教职踢了出来,如今总理身边根本没有军师,所以要以战术应付战局完全不可能,而唯一能做的……就是依靠权力……权力,兵也,兵……凶也。如今行动党内局势有四:总理、李资政、吴资政……和一群模棱两可的部长和‘等等’。总理虽然有任免权,但绝对无法一下子全部刷新内部矛盾和利害冲突,但一座山终究不能藏二虎……

这一局其实相当关键,因为总理要一个人指挥两处调动,布阵却人手空空;李资政一手建立的政权绝对不会希望在任何时刻放下……特别是知道自己身体已经大不如前的情形下……要是老夫没有料错,反对党此番极为凶险,特别凶险……而老夫‘何德何能’去趟这浑水?当然,其他的山中‘老虎’也不很容易……坦白说,就这么一局,要如何击溃反军又稳住山头……确实才是老夫盼望已久的战况。若老夫没错……其实资政已经是心有余而力不足矣。山头固然能稳住,但局势不稳下,反军四起,最终……也是功亏一篑。主要的是……其旗下已经无大将可用,而自己还得应付内部搞出来的一大堆问题;总理还是手忙脚乱……民间怨声载道……

如此凶险之战局,民主党难得得了个Vincent……可此人锋芒毕露,民主党不仅不知藏好,还把他推了到前线当卖点……Vincent便是稍有口才,但背后空虚,资政毕竟大权依旧在握,真攻的话,可惜了。工人党也来了个台湾老陈,表面还是比较老成持重,谈吐露有些深度,但……其老家毕竟在台湾。李资政在台湾相当吃得开,无论国民、民进两党都有相当的面子。台湾老陈现在出头,搞不好被打成了什么中国猪之类的政治雅号……成了行动党主力攻击的目标。人民党的詹佬……临时来了‘政府出来了的人才‘助阵……调离了久镇的波动巴西,其夫人刚烈之人不懂转弯,不过就是一家庭主妇……要是行动党调奇兵出阵……波动巴西危矣。人民阵线也是一批好勇喜功之流,数量多却不足,说少却足以多到添乱……呵呵呵~

还有那个喜欢搞别人老婆的好色律师……他为了参选也搞了一个党。再来就是那个空洞无物的吴名声其国民团结阵线……

很多人说,反对党团结就是力量……坦白说,吾看来不过是乌合之众。

但蝼蚁也有其用处的。

如今行动党内部想当议员又不打算下台的比比皆是,而这个总理虽然’人才处处‘但根本无人可用。呵呵呵~加上总理和其老子……一个刚猛无比,一个却优柔寡断,搞不好饭桌前还可能有口角。只是总理此次已经二次大选,若还是定不下来的话……

其实,无论哪一方胜出……对老夫而言都无所谓。因为最后笑得最大声的肯定是老夫。

眼下世界大局,内外大小事务,就教育部的乱子,建屋局的烂摊子,卫生部的乱七八糟……在人口老化,移民又大量涌入的形势下云云,反对党真的得势,焉能久乎?而行动党……当年因民生而起,如今也因民生而坠。那个该死的赌场开了两家,丑闻不断,还不是饭碗被外国人挖去了?多少人家破人亡?多少公司一朝老板输光收盘员工失业……最近又有人想不开跳地铁想自杀……自杀不成,坐牢的话国家还得养着。得之天下,但主之则难也。所以想当年总理的教育部请老夫走人,老夫呵呵大笑转身就走。结果国家遭受史无前例最没面子的灾难……

如今两军对阵,老夫最感兴趣的其实是未来的大选……而不是这个大选。因为真的得分雌雄的是这大选以后。而就老夫而言,暂时还不希望执政党就此垮台,也不愿反对党全军覆没。理由其实相当简单……行动党没有大将镇守,李资政下一局能不能继续披甲上阵已经是个问题,反对党在局势每况愈下,民怨沸腾的大势下会越杀越多……最后,连政府机关要员也得开始考虑自己的将来……这就是人性。大将者观天时还得知人……兵,不在多,唯用也。战不在胜多,唯目标也。其实执政党现在就算再胜一场也是败,反对党就算又进驻国会……也是败。都没有治国的高手,天下何能稳焉。结果就是纷战不休,百姓不耐烦……

百姓……

欲得天下者必取人心。但老夫过去也提过……这句话的内涵哪有那么简单?呵呵呵~

人心,厚黑之学,黑白之术,天之变也,人之易也。这些所谓的人心,欲得之必先劳其心智,累其体肤……让天下被搞得乱七八糟,让芸芸众生知其所需方能一呼百应,取之而得天下。英雄莫问出身,人心……只要有口饭吃,谁管老夫是谁?呵呵呵~朝代更替,本来就个天大的学问。什么facebook,什么互联网……肚子饿了就得吃饭,不爽了就得发泄,不明事理就会乱吼乱叫,不惜才……就会把人才亲自踢出去。

欲得天下,得人心不足矣,必先得济世之才方能服天下之口,安天下之心。

所以,无论反对党或执政党……对老夫而言……爱打就打呗……最好打到精疲力尽……老夫以逸待劳,一劳永逸。

故,老夫懒得与李资政有什么瓜葛;其子那么爱将老夫踢出教育部,老夫微笑拜别便是。甚至……老夫还时时提点长者,恭恭敬敬;我管资政听是不听,明是不明,该言必言。不纳谏,关吾屁事儿?资政如今年岁……下届参选应该已过九十……如今其面色已露乏困……孝庄曾语之康熙,熬拜虽大权在握,但不过垂垂老矣……你何必逼着人冒险和你扛?时下年轻人……老夫他们那个年纪的时候早就明白这个小道理了。都是一些意气用事,好勇喜斗之流……老夫这么多年在网上……这个Elfred,被胡说八道,里外夹攻,冷嘲热讽……难道比李资政还少?但这个Elfred就是Elfred,而真正在观局的就是这个irridating gust of alien gigolo fat and ugly gust of fart……

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

问世间,问内政外事,如今有谁能与吾齐名?看是持才傲物,但……才就是才。没有才,如何平安天下?没有才如何笑傲江湖?任凭这些乌合之众取得一点儿蝇头小利,最终笑得最大声的……毕竟就是老夫。因为百姓厌烦,天下失治,非三言两语,狂轰滥炸就能把天下治得服服贴贴的。要是如此容易,咱马宝山高人也不会搞到雄才大略的李资政无言以对了。呵呵呵~

此时别人称王,在下绝对当只缩头乌龟;此时别人穷兵黩武,在下绝对逍遥自在……何解?时机未到也。但成败之时,就是最难之时,而最难打的战……何必老夫动兵?老夫偏偏按兵不动……让周瑜去打荆州,吾则取之。

江山如此多娇……多少人贪婪权势……人为财死,鸟为食亡……而至高无上的权力,多少人心能抗拒得了诱惑而不蠢蠢欲动?不能驾驭自己的心,就不能统帅全军,所以时机不到往往就有人倾城而出,结果头破血流……最可笑的就是还喊着“不公平!!!”。

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

胜败,兵家常事儿;最可笑的就是明明不可战而战,败则怨天尤人……

这百姓,无缘无故谁愿意反?

民之变,唯求生也,不到水生火热之极……绝对不会轻举妄动。此……天下之大道也。

所以老夫坐观天下全局,无论什么利比亚,什么美国,什么尔罗斯想玩日本……呵呵呵呵呵~如何能出老夫所料?

政治、经济、科学、天文、观人、军事、民计……不是老夫高傲……天下不学无术者多,不学无术又要称道者更多。

学艺不精又妄想得天下者,自古还少吗?老夫的历史真的就那部《三国演义》?呵呵呵~谬矣~大谬哉!

李敖自诩口才一流……其实工人党的同学老友不知道,其实老夫学生时代……其实也是个辩论员,而且从事十年推销,但为什么老夫口才从来没有露于人前?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~李敖纵有滔滔不绝,也绝非老夫对手。最近看到有人又提李敖……台湾……不过就是清朝、老毛时代的败军后裔,居然还敢揶揄新加坡的祖宗十八代。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

真正的高手都是深藏不露,真人不露相也……此时锋芒毕露,必遭忌也,头一个被攻打的就是那些称王称英雄的……

这个时候,最好就是抱着枕头睡大觉,做千秋美梦,拿半本论语一杯可乐看咱们的李资政和李总理和各大反对党杀得乱七八糟,何乐而不为?何必和那些无聊之流做无谓的事儿……

执政党……有杀不完的反对党;反对党不过就是乌合之众……如今新人面孔老夫已经见过,战局已定,五月七日等他们杀得片甲不留后,找些什么基层组织玩玩或先云游四海去……让咱们的李资政慢慢和那些冥顽不灵的反军熬……反正,总理现在手下……不闯祸已经很好了,过了这届……时机大概就已经成熟了。

估计若还有别的高手的话,也如老夫一样在场外吹风凉快凉快吧……

呵呵呵~所谓英雄所见略同……可不可以合作安天下,或是……真的要搞到三国相争……新加坡那么小,却有那么多积压日久的政事儿……我不觉得为什么高手之间要斗得你死我活。我意既然英雄所见略同,大可合作无间,再创昔日辉煌。就老夫一个人……要搞定那个鬼教育部已经是非常头大……加上卫生部的问题,国防部的整顿,还有什么劳工部的……这么多工作,我可不贪……孔明怎么死的?

累死的!

露骨碧言

政治这种东东不是有钱就有权的。往往适得其反的例子比比皆是,要不,毛泽东还是农夫,列宁还是民工,还有那个什么陈水扁贪污得那么夸张还是总统了。政治资本其实才是总理最不明白,而老夫最计较的一件事儿。所谓的政治资本除了服民,还有利于招贤纳才。李资政雄才大略,但最疏忽的就是重视政治资本,而把所有的本钱都用在两个字儿上:系统。

所谓的系统,古代历代皇朝都叫‘传统’或祖训、祖制什么的。但一个皇帝往往大刀阔斧改革才能延续一个辉煌的朝代,而往往败掉的皇帝都是被系统给弄死的。

政治资本不是钱,不能赚,不能收,可以这么说……时机也是个政治资本;而且是个最厉害要命的政治资本。

坦白说,如同许文远那么‘才高八斗’到变成了$8部长的人才,和吕德耀这类要命的部长在总理身边,总理的政治未来可谓是‘无可限量’。杨荣文在‘好友事件’中彻底的暴露了自己特别的才干……还有大大小小的什么巩俐迷美花姐姐闹国家队,什么部长扫荡无家可归的可怜人,什么精彩绝伦的政治‘贡献’,坦白说……我就越来越对李资政感到莫名的好奇。而老夫为什么移进执政党,又退休出来,其实都是大势所趋。既然此地无用武之地,连口安乐饭都不能给吃,我悄悄地来,我悄悄地去,不带走一片云彩……

听起来很浪漫……但要是该走不走,老夫现在的下场肯定比那个‘钉子灵’还惨~

现在多好……乐得清静……

这就是政治。

我对什么副秘书等虚名是完全没兴趣的。我喜欢的是实力而不是虚名。因为要成大事儿,需要很好的领导,你本身也得有很强的实力。所以他们胡乱攻伐,老夫有空上LKYSPP去听听自以为有头脑的人高谈阔论,有时候来的还是美女呢!那可是眼福不浅~呵呵呵!

我是不是政治家?决不是。至少暂时基本不是。

李资政曾经说过,当什么政治家要抱着将失去一切的心理准备。但老夫抱着是天下,心里装的是天下机要,得的也将是天下。所以老夫宁愿两军对阵,他们失去一切,我戏看完了再出来收拾残局。他们杀得开心,我也开心,大家都开心。各得其所,和乐融融。有时,其实在政治上……其实往往等待才是最厉害的策略。借大势开路,用别人的兵攻自己要的城,这才是为人所应为。那些喜欢搞到自己头破血流的,在坟墓上给个英雄称号,那也算是永垂不朽……要是人们记得的话。那些贪污贪得天花乱坠的,老实说……有那么多钱没命花,有点儿无聊。

从政……是个严肃的课题。

在新加坡,那可是个财源滚滚的好差事儿!

这么多年下来,国会中睡觉的睡觉,谈插屁股大事儿的也有,连选美小姐也跑了进去。比如说:“物价高涨啊!”

“大势所趋,别的国家也是……你们负担得起,你们别抱怨,都是你们自己的问题……”

“和政府无关……”

所以医院、学校、杂费、交通……甚至水电、消费税、组屋价格连死人的遗产税大概也和政府无关了。嘿嘿嘿~

坦白说,郑板桥的难得糊涂真是贴切……我们投入那么多财力,却培养出那么多没人要的人才,搞到外来人才大举入侵,而我们的教育制度却依然是我们的骄傲……

我干脆到印度读书算了……

其实现在的新加坡,问题确实不少。但确实的,能处理政事儿的更加少……几乎没有。倒是薪水拿得天一般高的人却大有人在。但我很少抱怨……

因为别人会说,那我为什么多此一举?

政府天天‘任人唯贤’。

老夫确实很闲……呵呵呵呵呵呵~所以为什么我这么喜欢悠闲的日子……因为政府任人唯贤的结果,就是积压如山般高的政务等着老夫去处理。所以不急。真正急的是已经老迈了的资政,因为我的儿子不是总理,我们都没有江山可失去。这就是硬道理。

积压的政务越高,我们的价值越高……高到年薪值数百万的时候……

那时候就是出山之时。呵呵呵呵~

这就是所谓的权利。你有实力,你不必去争,因为是你的工作,你还是跑不掉的。就新加坡这小不点……能积压多少工作?呵呵呵~说多不多,说少……至少也值几百万,和一个流芳百世。其实别人不遗臭万年,你如何百世流芳?这就是政治资本。人家不要的资本就是你的。何必斗得你死我活?等他们搞不定,到时就轮到你了。你也搞不定……

那就证明老夫值那个天文数字;我可是拿得心安理得。

什么梁山泊?什么祝英台……那些108条得了什么北斗七星的称号大好汉不是还被他们公认的狗官给灭了?连其军师的名字也取得好……“无用”。哈哈哈哈~政治……什么事儿都可能发生,甜蜜入心扉的权利无人愿意放弃,秦会如此,那个傻皇帝更是如此,连太平天国也不太平,这就是造反的艺术。人家黄巾起义那可是浩浩荡荡至少百万‘雄师’,还有什么天王地主的摇旗呐喊……还不是被各路豪杰给灭得干干净净?而真正造反的就是这各路豪杰……以及他们手中的超级猛将,天才军师……你说说,诸葛亮祖籍官宦之宗,如此经天纬地之人才,朝廷为什么错过了?那刘备仁义服天下,手下精兵猛将还加个诸葛亮简直超级英主,为什么刘氏皇朝却有这个小家伙在外卖草靴?

而最终,真正在造反的都是这些真正雄才大略,天神降世的英杰,而不是那群数字高到乱七八糟的黄巾愚民。兵不在多,唯将也。得天下者一将难求……不是你人数多就一定胜。你看看如今各路兵马,人数最多的就是行动党,但问题最多的其实也是行动党……连李资政如今也是哑口无言……老夫何许人也,更是懒得说什么。而真正吞掉刘氏江山的就是那个忠臣曹操,而虽然刘氏还有刘备,而这个汉朝又有超级贤臣孔明辅助,天下无敌的关羽镇守,但为什么那么多大汉子民都不投奔蜀地,而蜀地经营多年还是人口户籍最少的一国?这就是真正的政治……

早说过,孟子曰小智不足以治国……小人的小智爬得高,屋子的根基就垮得越快;自古皇朝就是因为系统把这些栋梁弄得腐朽,结果顷刻倒下。所以当年老夫看了日本局势,‘大言不惭’断定LDP要垮了……

“嘿!LDP那么多议席在手,要败也应该是慢慢的……”

天啊,这可是政治……

一朝翻天不行吗?为什么要慢慢来?呵呵呵~

眼下的执政党多年下来的‘英伟’表现……已经‘深入民心’,老资政绝对不是白痴,但他最擅长的就是巩固内部权力……但最不擅长的就是巩固整艘船。雅国的水淹江山,吴资政还打算等外国旅客投诉,整棵树都垮了,猴孙散尽,还巩固什么权力?而反对党……不过就是一群不知天高地厚,比黄巾更黄巾的愚民……鸡蛋还没有拉出,个个都在闹内讧。那个Ti Lik曾经还敢拿他那点儿法律东东想压制老夫……老夫行走天下,外国朋友都忌老夫三分,你这小小的Ti Lik野心勃勃,但贪图女色,连法律的真谛也不明白……还当什么律师?国家掌握宪法的真正中心离您这跳梁小丑还十万八千里呢!这就是真正的法律……利比亚加菲猫的局势不是很明显了?法律……

老夫学法律时,估计你还在玩玻璃弹珠……

这些反对党没有韩信也没有孔明,但数目将越来越多……天下黄巾,那个不怎么太平的太平天国还有什么梁山好汉和密密麻麻的50国……要说数目而言,只要执政党人才凋零,资政手中无大将,那还是有用的。

老夫就是希望这总理安安稳稳继续下一任期……天下官逼民反,我看了精挑细选出来的‘第四代A级人才’后,更加懒得出阵;总理并没有得到第一任期的教训,如此用人……下届李老虎就算在,也已经高龄九十有余……黄忠虽然六十依然能拉百斤之弓,但九十的他早就命丧黄泉了。新加坡是个小地方,真正能担这大局的人才……能有几个?

老夫对执政党和反对党的虚实了若指掌,但就是静若寒蝉;老夫观天下大事儿,没功夫理这些小吵小闹。民主党的Vincent纵使口若悬河,老夫欣赏其口才……但要说滔滔不绝雄辩群雄……老夫胸有成竹,对各家虚实又摸得透彻,长期销售和行走江湖,年轻时还是辩论高手,便是李敖老夫都不放在眼里,何况一个Vincent?但英雄爱才,既然有点儿舌辩之能,真希望能为我所用。可实话实说,治国策略、方案、蓝图,和各机关的敏感课题,管理上错综复杂的道理取舍,老夫都心知肚明,胸有成竹,况且民间大小问题,老夫是廖若指掌,真的要和老夫滔滔雄辩……只有两个字:找死。

但这个时候,老夫绝对不可能出三寸不烂之舌的。

其实政治……治国不能光靠一张嘴,但孔明舌战王郎,哀悼对手周郎,这还是有用处的。不是老夫小瞧了反对党……你们顶多就是老夫送去探虚实的敢死队罢了。李资政这号人物,千辛万苦,那么幸运得的宝座,敢越雷池者……差不多得准备必死无疑。真正的大才,真正的大将,真正的高手这个时候都拿着汽水翘二郎腿儿看这战局。其实两党人数多寡,并不是最大的问题。人数最多的永远是愚民……所以网上爱炮轰小弟的,我任各位说三道四,要欺负得罪小弟的,老夫来者不拒……但别忘了……

真正用兵如神,真正能坐观全局,真正能忍辱负重,真正能济世的……才是明日之主。韩信能忍胯下之辱,老夫为何不能?姜子牙能忍数年寂寞,老夫为何不能?

有些莫名其妙的网友……居然来老夫博客胡说八道……老夫也是哈哈大笑。

老夫什么都没有,就只有天下……没什么好高傲的。如今民间沸腾,俗事儿乱套,豺狼当道,天下大乱我独喜也……什么A队、超级7……关我什么事儿?老夫绝对不插手,当我的良好市民,找政府要照顾,要工作,要钱,什么都要就是……我就不信,李氏会拱手相让……真的拱手相让,那一大批痴缠权力的小人不光不能治国,肯定内部杀得乱七八糟,阵脚自乱。虽然素质如此,但奈何民怨四起……行动党没大将可用,蝼蚁虽小……弄死一头大笨象还是可能的。总理的外交事务也搞得‘水泄不通’,很明显……其身边根本无人。如此,老夫既然被踢出教育部,隐退了出来,更加没必要画蛇添足,和一群废物闹哄哄,一般见识。

这次的新人,在反对党中很多都是政府过户去的……要不是都是傻子,或许有人想临终前看看情况……但总理这人……心里老早想一飞冲天,想拿下后港和波动巴西……如今连吴资政的什么秘书也加入反对党……真是有趣。

老夫检阅了行动党的新人,有些老夫认识,有些查了一下,其实……里面能当‘总理’的,根本没有。李资政这个关子卖得不错……要不就是真的没有,要不就是老夫看错了,确实有政治大才混在其中……但以老夫眼力,有人才怎么会错过?以老夫的贪婪……有人才,怎么会不想挖到自己身边?嘿嘿嘿~成大事儿者,首先就是爱才……所以看来看去……不知道李资政有没有暗示……老夫确实找不到那个‘总理’。

至于‘钉子灵’,不过是小事儿。与大局全然无关。如今的执政党,要面对的不光是国内排山倒海与日俱增的问题和未来那些自以为人才的大学生选民,还得应付外界的压力……目前有李资政在,面子还在,外国势力便是有心暂时也无力;一旦他老人家归西撒手……

选举……其实选举不过是个无聊的小游戏。老夫过去参加不少选举,实话说,选的人没有老夫的朋友,不喜欢老夫的倒是很多……但老夫永远都是被选出来的那个。呵呵呵呵~

有什么好奇怪的?这就是选举。知其奥妙者,自然会中选。

当然,老夫当年才入行动党,一入籍就成了什么副秘书……天下哪有老是那么偶然的事情?

到底未来老夫应该支持哪一党?这个老夫自己也不清楚。这是实话。天下风云变幻莫测,谁知道新加坡还有没有别的大才伏于市。不过Jsw似乎说对了一件事儿……无论我支持哪一党,那个派系肯定要出人头地,而且必定能平定江山(不能治理,怎么得江山?怎么稳江山?)。坦白说,天下、江山……不是谁想扛就扛得起的。要是那么简单,那$8心脏手术就已经天下太平了,怎么可能成了天下笑柄?你看看那个杜莱混蛋……狼导演拖得部长下水,杜莱连女儿也在所不惜,似乎国会中支持杜莱的正是此$8部长……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~他想‘帮更多人’,老夫那么多医药欠条,那么就看他如何帮好了~现在的医药费~不是老夫不付,但这种服务这种天价,好不划算。部长都付$8,老夫区区一等小良民,意思意思$0.80足矣。

江山如此多娇……

看看窗外,已经鸟鸣日起……黑夜过后,太阳又在耀武扬威……老夫不才,肚子倒是饿了。既然肚中有江山,可千万不能饿着……别说百姓,自己的身体也会因疏忽而闹革命造反的。要救天下于水火,首先自己就得弄点好吃的……早餐,永远是老夫的头号问题。

但是人都得吃,只是怎么吃,就是门艺术。

还有……随着世局演变,估计老资政会巴不得老夫掌权……但,这是后话。

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77 Comments

  1. Cicada
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    Outstanding piece of work Elfred!! Thank you for explaining the battlefield configuration and the dynamics of the unseen forces. I’ve really benefited much! My apologies that I’m unable to offer much in return, cause in comparison. we are just like small candle while u r the sun. All I can offer.. without starting to sound like por lum pahs.. is you’s the MAN!!

  2. james the small
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    Like Mr.Cicada,I have been spying and like Reddot say you must show your hand soon.

  3. Posted April 20, 2011 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    Eh? Cicada can read and UNDERSTAND chinese? Hahahahahahahaha…

    Actually, step by step,oooooooooo baby…

    Some people wanna cheong, some people wanna stay in power, some people… wanna see show only, for now. So…

    I am not the man… I am the minister. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    OK, if you not bootlicking, thank you for your praise… but… hopefully situation will be smooth. That’s why I am eager for PM to start the election, quickly done with it… and start his new exciting term.

    Too many work piling up… the faster he completes his historical duty, the earlier I can start my job…

    Remember, Cicada… stay on the fence.

  4. Posted April 20, 2011 at 2:05 am | Permalink

    James The Small, hi!

    Welcome…

    You know how to play poker? You hold all the fucking good cards… wait for the stakes to go up up up while you pretend to be holding all the losers… Then when all the players fight among themselves and the stakes all up…

    Then you showhand… and in one go, every chip is yours… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    PM has his ‘ace team’… so I am more than happy to ‘be served’ by a promising ‘class of servants’.

    Unless MM comes to invite me… and can convince me… I am more than happy with my popcorns and pepsi watching the show, also of the world… Besides, I am having a long trip coming… I need to find a good babe…

    Welcome… Look forward to your company…

  5. Gate5
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:02 am | Permalink

    不错,总理目前的情况是蜀中无大将,廖化为先锋。同时也要防备在野党的偷袭,上届大选就是一个例子。所谓明修栈道,暗度陈仓,不可不防。

    一切提名日就会揭晓!

  6. Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:36 am | Permalink

    反正护此失彼,而且……大势将冲杀而来。
    反正衷心祝总理好运就是。呵呵呵呵~

    要是蜀中无大将,在野党难道就真有大将了?

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

    非也。如今李资政尚在,其之最大的问题反而是‘内部’而不是在野党的什么‘偷袭’。

    再者,在野党也没有司马懿,便是偷袭亦何能也?顶多不是失一、二集选区?对资政而言,虽然不愿,但重点毕竟是别处。

    明修栈道,暗渡陈仓,还必须有韩信,有韩信还得有萧何,单是萧何也不够,还得有吕雉此类奇女子。要知道,明修栈道,要死多少人……李光耀又不是傻子,反对党的人,其背景能力,在新加坡自己的眼皮底下怎么可能不会心里有数?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

    我知道知道‘楚霸王’不愿意投降,如今资政毕竟大权在握,绝对不会愿意坐以待毙。

    只有傻子才会这局进攻……

    因为这一局的战况,就能明白真正的虚实。资政有什么策略,在下乐得远远观摩。要是资政连这战都挡不了……下一场便是其还活着……

    到时再说好了。呵呵呵呵~

    而且,估计野心勃勃的就算是白痴,也会有部分也已经学老夫蓄势待发……

    对付那些贪婪权势的跳梁小丑不难……想学老夫……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~可学我之行,而不得我之实也,还是一场空的。

    反正如今,我那位老同学和一大堆‘勇者’要全军进攻,那吾等就坐观虎斗。要么就被资政杀得片甲不留,要么……总理就快失势了。所以我才不打算在大选前说那么多。反正结果都是一样的……还是得老夫出手平定天下。你真的认为王根成部长有方法能林部长所不能?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

    提名日啊?有什么好提的?哈哈哈哈哈哈~

    在下不才,有钱就花,有屁就放,乐得清闲。嘿嘿嘿~

  7. cicada
    Posted April 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    Kindda quiet without citizenReddot, What the heck.. land down south got no broadband meh??? singtel optus is for sleeping one ah???… CitizenReddot is really missing all the farce that is going on. Every magician’s pulling rabbits outta their hats.. sometimes makes you wonder where all these “rabbits” comes from. but doubt they really have a clue with what is going on and even.. who may be orchestrating behind the scenes… hmm.. what a farce indeed!~!

    Thanks Elfred. I’m trying my best to sit on the fence.. but sometimes.. intel have to be collected with a slight risk. Wishing you a meaningful Good Friday.

  8. Posted April 22, 2011 at 12:23 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahaha… Cicada, intelligence doesn’t need to be collected, esp now… You see all the cards already moving here and there… The fight is already on, and you are collecting intel? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Look at Mah, he is right actually… but you think MM will say “Oh, Mah… race the price of flats to the skies and my son’s support will follow suit…”

    No lah, MM more like heart attack faster and more people will support him to go to the Heavens.

    Yet… Mah also not wrong… You can’t just depress the prices, which will really hit the reserves… make the credit situation in Singapore chaotic, and with that, how can banks even lend to new buyers??? Nobody wanna lend to buyers when the collaterals only go south… and it’d be a depression process by WP that will last for some time, and imagine the financial disruption.

    So… Mah and WP are both ‘Right’.

    So why showhand now? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Because by the time the people have enough of their stupidity… then Elfred will come in and tell the people…

    “There is a way to have your fucking cake and EAT it.”

    Then… with the desperate crowd, I’d sweep ALL the chips from the table… See?

    That’s how you showhands. Of course, not so simple lah… But one thing is for sure, the people are not ready yet, the PM must have one more term to ‘show their talents’… MM probably realises already… so no need to say more. This is how cards are played. I hold all the fucking good cards… the chips are going higher and higher and higher as they fight among themselves…

    You’d see more people joining the oppositions in coming elections but… like I said, what’s the fuck use? Useless means useless… so Jsw is somewhat right, the faction I’d choose and will ‘submit’ to me… will rule in the end. Because without the capability to govern properly… like MM said: People will try to kick you out.

    As for the last min so many people jumping into the oppositions and now… they have the full force to challenge every PAP turfs…

    We’d see… just stay back and watch on the fence…

    They are not the magicians, my dear Cicada… I am.

    I am now busy entertaining myself with the show in Libya… killing each other, as I have expected it to be… even if NATO intervenes… Know why? I don’t think from the beginning, Putin or China will be idiotic enuff to do what France and Britain are doing now… But that’d fuel Ghadafi and son co. to try hang out…

    Marvelous… You must learn how to enjoy the show of an idiotic colonel who doesn’t know how to war against a bunch of silly rebels, and the resilient of those rebels… who are messing up the oil link… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    CitizenReddot? Nay… I expect him to busy himself with the election bla bla bla for some time.

    You really think he went Aussie land see Aussie beauties??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But who cares…? You are still here to chat.

    OK, I am watching the election as well… but I am watching something… more interesting than what the laymen are watching… Sorry, can’t tell… If you ask the right qn after the election, I’d tell you. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Have a nice day, Cicada…

  9. james the small
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    Hello Elfred and Cidaca,

    I wish to elaborate further on my interest in this enclave which I find unique.The exchange between Elfred and Reddot is most enlightening between two strangers and yet there is a certain bond.

    Reddot’s last few post before his hiatus especially the subject of his faith arouse my interest.

    Quote:”the God that dared to be Man”

    As mentioned by reddot the church and the pastor’s,priests and the holy holy will interpret the passage of the bible according to their whims and fancies and even come out with dogmas proclaiming Jesus is the son of god and Mary is the mother of god but never in the bible did Jesus said he is the son of god but proclaim himself to be god “as the Father and I are one” & “before Moses and Abraham I am”

    Even the Quran states that Jesus was created by the power of the breadth of Allah’s Spirit and Word to be born of a Virgin.

    Very interesting indeed,one a master of Riddles and the other a ordinary brilliant mind.

    Today being a Good Friday may I wish you a Happy Easter.

  10. Posted April 22, 2011 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    No wonder… the fuck stock market like no movements… Hahahahahahahaha… Oh, happy good Friday to you guys!

    James… No matter who Jesus is, it’s still the fantasy of the mortals… just as Allah… see those fighters believing in Allah happily killing those protestors believing in Allah also to protect them?

    What is Jesus? I no know… But to call him a lord, makes him at least an archangel… which is not really suitable. If love and wisdom opens the gates into Heaven… he for one man he knew would betray him would sacrifice his life… goes on to sacrifice his life, and make that man a fallen angel…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Well… …

    Forgive Jesus, he knew not what he is doing…

    CitizenReddot would be busy during the election time, so I am wondering when the fart will we have a good chat back. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Sianz… …

    Not bad, my ardent supporter has a brilliant mind craving for riddles… I have plenty of riddles.

    Do you know what is the dirtiest mind Ghadafi got? Hehehehehehehehehehehe~

    It’s sometimes very interesting to see Mankind’s struggle in futility… as Ghadafi and son and daughter’s definance to the inevitable… and MM and PM’s insistence when they have really no other choices… which is also… a defiance towards God… …

    I often defy God as well… but that’s because we are supposed to be breaking the rules anyway. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    After this election, like I said… the way will be cleared… and now, since Putin would not fall for the trap of God and amuse us by sending his toys… I am wondering if he would be so kind… to step in on Ghadafi’s side as France, Russia, and even Italy would…

    It’d be a lovely show if China, Russia, Africa bla bla bla don’t only talk but act. Hehehehehehehehehehe… But too bad… China… God is already moving its wheel of fate for China. So…

    Do you think China can stand in the power of God… in Good Friday? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….

    Let the dance begins, my dear chatters… … Yawnz…

    Really, if you know everything in advance, you’d be fucking taking the fun out of your life. Here an Easter Egg for your Good Friday well-wish. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hmmm… … It’s time for my eyes… to turn to Australia… God blesses the coming deads…

  11. jswyodn
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    Hmm, so Australia is coming into the picture too? Only thing I’ve read about Australia so far is the rioting by asylum seekers. Is another Tsunami coming?

    Have a blessed Easter, every participant in this enclave!

  12. Posted April 22, 2011 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    Good qn, Jsw… Like I said (or maybe somewhere else???) Tsunami is also on the card for the region, but first, we need another one at elsewhere first, while the Australia regional landscaps erodes, shake a bit, hence creating a huge changes in the atmospheric pressure which will… emmmmmm… gives them some floody headaches and such, then quakes and typhoons… then… da da~ Tsunami!

    Of course, the order might be changed, since the calculations here have many many unknown variables.

    Eh? You are also watching the Asylum seekers’ riot? Hahahahahaha… Nay~

    Let me ask you… If an entire forest is on fire, and here you got a kangaroo’s bag… what will happen? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So funny. But you’d understand why later on. This is also something about the resource allocation. You see, basic problem hence basic show.

    If you have enuff of these local petty fights of no importance really for the Enclave but to watch what MM has in his sleeves, you can start watching China and Australia IF you are already too bored with the expected chaos in the middle lands… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    It’d be some time when something more interesting than the current kill and be killed in that part of the region. So no need to always watch middle lands when there are so many shows coming up.

    Good Friday to you as well, my dear chatter.

    Hmmm… It seems that more and more chatters are appearing in this Enclave. Not bad, at least I’d not be waiting for my game to start so… sianz…

    One more term… MM is watching, the New Father of Singapore is also watching… I think as the situation unfolds, he MUST have realised what the New Father of Singapore has been watching… and why I am staying out this interesting round.

    Politics… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So many wants power…

    But there can only be one…

    Here hence is an Easter Egg for you, my dear Jsw… And remember my child, stay tight on the fence…

    There will be alot things coming for this Kangaroo’s bloated bags… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… I just love riddles… when I am the one giving them. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… But it won’t be as interesting and HOT as China’s…

    But China’s… a gone case. God has made its move… so now a show is coming. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    And don’t forget, phase 3 is maturing, and let the mortals feel the kindness of Heaven…

  13. james the small
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    Hi, its me again.Australia has commodities that China needs and China has the $$$$ to pay & invest.Singapore is too small a player to be accepted in Aussieland maybe to buy their toxic items like ABC and optus.

  14. Posted April 22, 2011 at 1:52 pm | Permalink

    James…

    You forget about the politics of Australia again… in this political era. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    No problem. I can always use a good chat.

  15. jswyodn
    Posted April 23, 2011 at 2:03 am | Permalink

    Ehehe, I know a little about Australia’s state of affairs because I’m actually there right now. The Federal parliament is hung, with the balance of power in the hands of independents. The Rudd government formed ties with China, but Australia is still pretty much a close ally of the U.S.

    What do you mean by a kangaroo’s bag, actually? Do you mean a safe haven, or a pack of kangaroos being caught in the forest fire?

  16. Posted April 23, 2011 at 3:05 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… OIC.

    What is a Kangaroo’s bag, you asked… The answer is very simple, my dear…

    It’s NOTHING. See? What do you think happen when the entire forest is truly on fire? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Well, animals will run to the field… that’s why those bags are…

    And what do you think Kangaroos hide in their bags…

    Babies… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… And what do you think will happen?

    Hmmmmmmmmm… …

    The balance of powers… are they really in the hands of the independents? Perhaps…

    Perhaps NOT.

    Everybody is forming ties with China, JSW… Just like every women is married… but would it be true love? Would it be for the stages? Would it be for this and that? Why? What is that sort of resources China NEEDs that Australia has but no others would have…?

    The government of Australia is not hung… The people are not hung yet, how can it be really hung? You think their salary package for the top leaders are really like Singapore’s? Hahahahahahahahahahahahha… And they need elections, my dear… unlike China.

    Think carefully…

    Australia is far from a safe haven… If you near to the coasts… be careful of the seas’ special signs… look to the Heaven for clues. If you are within the land… be careful of the winds, for they bring you the oceans… Besides… if I am not wrong, temperature fluctuation for that part will be pretty unusual in recent years. So… …

    If you are studying there… hopefully before anything happens… you’d be back soon. If you are not… To be honest, I myself won’t be migrating to Australia. It’s pure suicide for my baby son… You’d know why… as the future unfolds.

    Well, since you are in Australia, with the gold, oil and even silver making cheongs… stick your eyes closely on their economy… ESPECIALLY FDI… or foreign direct investments. Then you may… understand the reality of the politics in Australia. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    By the way, may I ask a direct qn of which I expect a direct answer from you…

    What has been Australia’s response to the security council’s move on Ghadafi…? I desire a more detailed view from you since you are in Australia. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… No. It’s not a challenge, not a mockery… You’d know why I ask this question much later on when the Gaza dance begins to rock.

    Sometimes, you don’t need to do much to change the world… just a finger will do the trick… when it is the right time. See? You ain’t stupid, you should be able to figure it out soon enuff.

    I bet… even the Old Father realises now why I’d end up a minister… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Politics….

  17. Tyre
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    save a seat for me on the fence.

    I’m back in time to catch the final 10 days leading to election

    Elfred you diseased maniac, can’t you stick to ranting in English? No need to stress test my C grade Mandarin

    So, we are all waiting for Nomination Day to see if there are any interesting tussles? Maybe a Low-Lim-Chen WP super team.

    I know, I know, Elfred would insist there is nothing worth watching in this ‘last safe election’….but no fish prawn also good.

  18. Posted April 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahaha… That’s the style, you asshole Tyre. Strange… how come you and Jsw has the same… … never mind.

    Welcome back to the seat. Hahahahahahahaha…

    Everything goes accordingly well. Should be an interesting fight. Too bad, PM’s MOE kicked me out, else… our Goh Meng Seng will get a fright when it is not Tin Tin they are facing… but a super slippery tank coming in. Politics… sometimes luck does play an important part. Nicole is real lucky this round.

    If Marine Parade is really lost… PAP… wow~ But no matter, the next round… it’s going to be ‘happening’. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So the bombardment on Vincent has started… Luckily Vivian ain’t good enough, else Vincent would have been gone. But the real bombardment will come when Vincent enters Parliament. But the most suspicious happening is in Clementi… This is NOT the first time residents wanna sue gahmen for their homes… now in such sensitive time… where Kenneth is contesting that area… it blows?! ????????????

    I sure hope Vincent is bashed as hard as possible, so that recruiting this ‘GAY’ later would be easier, and Nicole… Goh Meng Seng doesn’t sell his house to surrender his Sec-gen position to her… and risks being a redundant floaters in politics again. Nicole is good, but politically foolish. But I’d like to dig her over as well. With the right nurturing… she’d be a great woman in politics. Such a waste. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Just as expected, the PAP is having a hard time… But this is still PM’s last safe election, without me… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Interesting tussles… I almost got myself into a tussle at LKYSPP when I was stirred by the advocation of Nuclear Plant in Singapore. I don’t think I’d give MM a thot of mine on this… He should have the common sense to know. And a nutcase is talking about solar development when… who the fuck will spend so much money on panels so expensive with maintenance cost so fucking high for the sun to work half-day????????

    Frankly, I fuck care Tin Tin is sent in, or Casinos in real, or what privatise Parliament and such… To nudes, yes… To nukes, NO! Fuck NO~

    No babes at the talk cock session…

    I reckon next election as expected will be a nice one to make a move… Incumbent or the oppositions… Let’s see where the future lies. Hahahahahahaha…

    Tyre, go and brush your mandarin up lah~

    Glenda Han coming in again. She’s the real babe. Too bad, she’s approaching 40yo… Maybe I should join WP and court her. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Too bad, I HATE wines and she’s in that business. I smell alchohol and smoke… I feel sick. Else, having a wife like her who will sure support my push into politics is really wonderful. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Citizenreddot talked about helping people… that’d need power… Next election… that’s when the demand will be. Taking out Nicole and Goh Meng Seng won’t be tough. Hahahahahahahaha… But I still prefer the MM to do the dirty job.

    Too bad, your Chinese grade C… else, you’d understand beauty of how sages think…

  19. Tyre
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    No chance the GRCs of the holy trinity will be lost.

    I read somewhere that MM activated Seow’s DPP to prepare to enter those GRCs to create 3 cornered fight to ensure PAP victory.

    Probably we’ll get only a Low win for the opposition. A WP GRC win is the next likely achievement for opposition but only 50-50 at best. The rest will be NCMP.

    So in parliament next time, I expect to see LTK as MP, plus 4 other WP led by Sylvia as either MP or NCMP, and then the remaining 4 NCMPs will come from this lot of Vincent, Tan Jee Say, Chiam, KJ, GMS, Tony Tan, Nicole Seah.

    NCMP is a good move. It serves as a pressure outlet. But still, I have hopes that the expected PAP landslide only leads to a larger voter backlash against them in the next election.

    Clock is ticking.

  20. james the small
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    Today’s voters are not easily intimidated.The forum with students shows that young voters are leaning towards change and they found a new voice in Nicole unlike Alex or the nude Steve.

    This group holds a substantial % and may swing victory either side.

  21. Posted April 27, 2011 at 1:14 am | Permalink

    Tyre, Hahahahahahahahaha… Don’t be silly… If you got facebook 100,000 likes, if you calculate the average… say 100,000 divided by 14 GRCs, it’s really less than 10,000 likes, and of the 10,000… how many will really make the difference? Who knows?

    But even if Nicole’s influence beats SM Goh and NSP got the GRC… Hahahahahahahahahaha… You see Potong Pasir and Hougang? Those are SMC, but you still got PAP activities there… doing MPS, doing all the ‘funded’ stuffs. But this is a GRC… Once it is lost to Nicole, they will find it extremely difficult to run the town councils, CCs and many things… and a very strong team will be there to still do PAP MPS… and of course… that’s provided Goh Meng Seng will surrender his Sec Gen to an influential lass… who will age, as Glenda Han would. And I don’t expect Sebastian to like Nicole too long as well. Internal conflict is inevitable. If Nicole really stays at NSP… She cannot fly.

    And if she wins… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… … Just too bad for her.

    What is a three corner fight…? It’s as if DPP can weaken the Nicole effect… if it is able to defeat SM Goh. So the talk about Tin Pei Ling assigned to SM Goh to kick SM Goh out is rubbish, the loss of SM Goh will be too much impact on the PM. He can be weakened, but he is not expected to lose… And Tin is the wife of his personal sec… Sec… secrets…

    But it’s amusing to read those comments… Hahahahahahahahahaha… noises…

    James, they are not easily intimidating because MM has not even really started… They have not become Tang Liang Hongs, Francis Seows… JBJ… and they don’t know Cold Storage and bla bla bla… and they don’t ISD. You really think your votes are secret? I don’t know… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am waiting for MM to get started… It’s either going to be very very ugly… or this PM be overflooded. But this will be after the election. But my focus will be on the Vincent and Nicole… on how to dig them… Hahahahahahahahahaha… I like talents when I see one, and when I see one… my inclination is… how to dig them over to my cause.

    So what Steve Chia piggy-backs on a young naive girl’s acute popularity into parliament… Poor Nicole… She is being fucked for nothing. Hahahahahahaha…

    In election, it’s very hard to say, James and Tyre…

    Especially when you are gambling. PM is gambling with Marine Parade when he places Tin there… and Goh Meng Seng is gambling as well… PM doesn’t wanna lose… as if Goh Meng Seng wants to quit as Sec Gen for a little girl… and go back to his aimless drift… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    WP… … Lee Lilian is also pretty steady. I watched her clips as well. Babes… it does add some juice in this boring-ly expected election… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I don’t really care about the results of this election… I only care what MM is hiding in his sleeves… The tide has risen to a critical level… BTW… if (eg) Khaw thinks this is his last election, what do you think he’d do for the coming term…? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    1 more term… everything shalt be clear after the election. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Like I said, let’s sit on the fence, and watch them kill each other with our popcorns and pepsi… My decision is hence as such. If you people think you have a better choice… go ahead. I’d stick to my plans… find a grassroot to party with, go overseas for long trip… and let ‘David Marshall’ does what he’d at the meantime.

    And don’t forget, so many overseas happenings to watch as well… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Some asshole warned me about entering politics here in the Enclave… Where have I wanted to enter politics? I am sticking to the fence… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Silly boy…

    When I need to enter politics… it’s as if he can stop me. But meanwhile, i have more important ‘chores’ to do elsewhere. I just hope Nicole is having fun… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    It’d be a nightmare for them if I returned to PAP. But… seriously, going back now… I’d still be slighted, kicked, and… CitizenReddot should now have his answer. Whether going to PAP again or oppositions or… form a new party… Not in a hurry. Remember, this delusional irridating gust of alien fat ugly gigolo whatever fart… holds the Excalibre.

    Let’s take a good walk out there… I’d need some fresh air… before I enter cabinet with my raw capabilities… Nicole doesn’t understand… the best of the best are not out yet. So she can still have her fun…

    Welcome to a political era… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

  22. james the small
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    Just watch the walkover @ Tanjong Pagar,looks like LKY will die in office.He can hardly stand and walk so how is he going to be effective? his days off thunder are over and a rainbow of hope for chage is rising in the horizon.
    Would be nice to see how the son PM lee fare @ AMK.Should his percentage fall than it looks like the you will have to show your hand whether it would be with PAP or others.

  23. Posted April 27, 2011 at 8:09 am | Permalink

    There will be some ‘proceedures’ before I ‘show my hands’. PM himself is a big confusion, now with me outside the party, if things go on like this, he’s finished. It… was really quite a big joke I even got terminated from MOE teaching. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    This term will be quite eventful for the PM… MM has no way to help one, even if he wishes to. Now the PM can only pray one election after each election before the real push kick PAP out of power. I know the sentiment on the grounds very well.

    Hopefully, the MM can stay concious for 3/4 of the coming term to hold the picture together… Actually… in my calculation many many many years ago, I didn’t expect things to be so accelerated. Look, never in my wildest imagination they will bring in Ser Luck to destroy YP, then insisted to let Mah blew up the pillars Lim Kim San erected, and of course all those… like you have Lui in the media, and…

    Hahahahahahahaha… But like I said to myself, in politics anything can happen. But I was hoping that MM would be more… thinking than he could. So I was shocked he spent 15 years thinking how PAP would be kicked out… and be returned to power… You think PAP will want the colonial masters to be returned to powers? He SHOULD have been using 5 years to seriously find people to handle the orchestra and support his son, before he pushed his own son into this quicksands.

    Well… the Old Father had his job, done his part in history… I was thinking about having PM to be overflooded first… then I step in. But… it does seem that… if I don’t do it quick enough, foreign intervention will be coming… and… it could get real chaotic, and people will die. But the priority is, I can’t die. Else, who can handle the state matters? So I’d need to first stick to MM’s condition, and see how the machinery… breaks down. Politics is not all about election, alright…

    Assuming this PM got hit awaken this round, we’d see about joining PAP again… and become straight a minister… So what I jobless, no money and bla bla bla… But if this PM is gone case… we’d have to observe the situation, and see how it’d be most appropriate to step in.

    Actually rejoining PAP and becoming a minister after this coming term won’t be a good choice… Because the people would be pretty rebellious, and PM’s leadership would be breaking up… so how to do anything job at all??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Umm…

    It’s interesting lah… MM does expect PAP to fail, but expect is expect, it’d be fun to know how he feels about witnessing the fall.

    Joining a party is not the issue… it’s whether the timing is right, and whether you can be sprung into the leadership position to do anything. Politics to Nicole just a parliament shiok presentation… politics to Elfred… to the New Father is the life and deaths of many… the livelihood of the entire Singapore…

    If the PAP is really… not going to make it, then it must quickly be disposed off… But NOT by me. Hahahahahahahahahaha… The PM is the ultimate tool. Look, which emperor will remove Zhuge from his service and laugh about it…. Hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    The oppositions… … Hahahahahahahaha…

    Alot of people from opposition and incumbent have been calling me to join the fray… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Well… we’d let Nicole has her fun first, and watch baby Glenda does her sexy shouts… and see what MM will be doing to secure his own son…

    Gosh… the days even craps as Goh Meng Seng and gang can become a hot potatoe to catch… The New Father really marvels at the Old Father’s… special taste for politics…

    If anyone thinks he or she is good enough… the Enclave welcomes you onboard. But the rule is pretty simple… I do not like nosense. That’s how delusional as it is.

  24. james the small
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    Watching the snips on TV it looks like the PAP and their supporters are wavering and the oppositions win will be decided through the internet.
    A Tsunami in the making similar to UMNO’s trouncing in Malaysia 2008

  25. Posted April 27, 2011 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahaha… James, political victory is not just one Ling How Doong style shiok. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    My family also watching the TV, Rao’s mother is still the same gan cheong woman when it comes to her son as she was 20+ years ago. She very proud of him since a kid. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… He was the prefect, I… was the rules breaker…

    I didn’t like to study, but I was the more cunning one. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am more focused on another election… USA’s. Like I said, this election is nothing big deal. And I am glad MM Lee is there and yeah… He… might not survive thru the term. My bio-readings are pretty on spot.

    There is no need to bother about the local small flies… Hahahahahahahahahaha… … Once MM departs… the mamouth hunt shalt then begin. Then… the Clash of Titans… the real clash… Nicole will realise what a real political war is like… bloody, chaotic, dangerous… something you can’t take chance.

    That’s only because situation around the world is changing…

    To be honest, I hope Nicole loses. I have no doubt if Vincent makes it or my old school friend who will likely to make it into parliament will face MM’s final ‘breathe’ of fire. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… If MM doesn’t do much… that means… PAP is finishing. Then recruiting Nicole and them won’t be tough.

    Talents… they are basis of power. Hahahahahahahahaha…

  26. james the small
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    Hi Elfred,

    Today’s Singapore is a creation by the ruling party.

    Mindset changes as time passes and so does the world.What may work before may be disastrous today if in the the wrong hands or in the hands of a group which time stood still.

    Nicole,Chan SM Vincent Wijeysingha are products of a successful generation who are beholden to none but themselves and their parents hardwork.

    The ruling party’s selection process if I may add is a beholden process and does not give them a free mind to say and act independently.Soldiers are by rules taught to obey their superiors with no questions asked.

    Lord Alfred Tenneyson’s Charge of the light brigade says it all.

    When you handpicked generals and soldier scholars they are just a bunch of Robots obeying their seniors operation box.

  27. Posted April 28, 2011 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    About those names… Who hence can run Singapore? That’s my only question. It’d be the same to the MM on his party… though the answer is obvious for PAP after so many years to… have come to such an ‘exciting’ stage.

    What also makes you think those oppositions, once become incumbent will not have their own robots? Despite that Meng Seng being hollow vessels… why can’t he stay in WP in the first place? Why would Kenneth want candidates to sign contracts? Why would SDP revolt and kicked Chiam… and why would Desmond Lee fight Lena…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Dear James… the essence of politics. I am worried not so much for Vincent, but Nicole. Nicole got the talent for a woman or girl, but… hopefully the blow won’t be so huge for her. Without foundation but drive… if she got hit very hard… I wonder if she can stand up again. Remember, Goh Meng Seng… drifting here and there for so many years finally ends up Sec-Gen… Will he give up his position for a wildly popular Nicole? Will MM allow Nicole to replace SM? Yes… SM Goh is another tiger in the mountain… but the one who’d weaken and remove SM must be MM, not Nicole…

    James… Politics… this is politics.

    I am more concern about the talents… particularly because PAP is now empty with political talents. If we want to establish eventually, we must focus on the talents… If Nicole can take the hit… eventually I’d like to invite her alongside with Weiling, Vincent, Ng Eng Hen and bla bla bla…

    Dealing with the hot airs is really a lot easier than you think… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… If they don’t care to help me… it’s ok. They ain’t needed anyway. There will be more big mouths as Vincent, more babes after Glenda turns 40yo and after Nicole…

    So I am asking… which name can govern? Simple question, but I doubt I’d get an answer. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I don’t care about parties… I only focus on the people… they are stirring… … they will need a leadership. PM will be weakened after this term…

    Left or right… like since many years ago in YPforum… I said… … I’d do nothing and power will just move to me… and I’d just open my mouth… and shallow it. Left or right, I’d shallow MOE… Too much work piling up… If not, fine… I’d got overseas for retirement. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Really, I prefer an easy life out there then vomitting blood managing this sick island of madness… … If anyone thinks it’s easy, and you can do a better job… go ahead and try…

    Robots… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    No no no no no, it’s just politics.

  28. james the small
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    I know and understand politics coming from across the causeway where politics is to beholden to the hilt and corruption and selling ones integrity and race is no better than selling kachang putih.

    Singapore today is not much different besides having achieved much since the sacrifices of the founding generation.

    Today’s leaders are practicing what we call western legal corruption if not caught you are honest.Leave the nitty grittys to the ground force.I am sure you understand what I mean.

    I concur that the oppositions may turn out no better or maybe even worse but the few years of their honesty and integrity can correct the wrongs before the roots get sunk too deep to be pulled by hand.

    Changes should be a on going process every election where the hot airs or true dedicated ones can be exploited to the full till corruption seeps into their veins

    Todays leaders are all beholden to the party in power and stand in awe of a single Iconic leader LKY who I believe is way past his expiry date.

    There are many Nicoles,Vincents,Chens and even a sprinkling of Elfreds eveready but take wing and fly to pastures where their talents are more than welcome.

    There my dear Elfred lies the issue at hand not politics as politics is played by the incumbents.

    It is often said that power corrupts and I agree starting this lesson from the army as the training ground.

  29. Posted April 28, 2011 at 3:07 am | Permalink

    To be honest with you… Lee Hsien Loong… when he came to power, he did try to do this do that… and now, he removed Charles Ong and Wee Wee… and now, we probably are having replacements for Khaw BW and Mah BT. Observe their team…

    But yes… he failed, and will fail again this coming term. Why? He doesn’t have a ‘brain’ in the people to help govern.

    “but the few years of their honesty and integrity can correct the wrongs before the roots get sunk too deep to be pulled by hand”

    You said… Remember how with intergity and honesty Ling How Doong kicked Chiam and Dr Chee came into power in SDP… not Singapore? Do you know how long that smart alec Ti Lik fuck the wife of a man who came to seek his help?

    Be frank with you, this thing call ‘wrongs’ has sunken into the society for too long too deep, and there are only very few like myself who resisted the ‘wrongs’, because we know what is right… and are waiting for the right moment by doing the right things and to join up with the right leadership.

    You cannot expect (eg) Nicole to wipe out SM Goh, hence no more Durai, no more Ming Yee, no more NOL dirty deals exploiting the blood in Gulf and such… She’s too green. You can’t expect people like Ti Lik to be elected and expect what brief moment of wayang integrity and honesty… bla bla bla…

    You think Gerald and I weren’t watching Durai when he was successfully making ‘waves’ in Singapore? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… We know more than you ever expected… Where they are, who they are, and… what they have done…

    I need MM to be around, to at least hold his gahmen together… though the mess will be growing and be brewed… I am waiting for him and those political assholes to kill each other. He doesn’t have a choice… He’s dying. He knows very well what an opposition cohort will do to the Lees… He knows Mdm Ho is dangling. He knows PM is eh… Like MM said, after he departs bla bla bla bla bla happening to PAP.

    I’d be very surprised if he does nothing at all. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The beauty of waiting patiently… even when I am a most impatient man who hates nosense… must be observed. After this election, we’d see which grassroot is fun, and I can join or I just find a job with the help of CDC and be my good citizen… and/or go for a long long travel… while MM will deal with Nicole and Vincent and… my old school mate. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Just because Tang Liang Hong entered politics didn’t make me envy of the glamor… Just because JBJ entered politics didn’t make me envy as well… You know… a lioness may run away when a hunter approach with a lot bang… but when it comes to one with cubs…

    People such as MM… what is the chance of him idling there and see PM getting hunted down?

    Power actually IN REAL, doesn’t corrupt. Like money… Money is just a piece of paper… the reason why people will die for money is only because those people will die for money… where they will people who won’t. It’s the same… Nicole Seah is making waves… she is cheonging into Marine Parade, she might take out Tin Pei Ling and SM Goh… but like a monkey with its hand into the jar… what then? And there will also be people who rather stay on the fence and watch with the popcorns…

    This is the reality of politics… So think carefully… does power really corrupts? Or is it merely a mortal weakness? Why do you blame a piece of gold… when it is the man’s own greed… And if a man is greedy, he is greedy… if he has a weak will, he can change to anything… hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Know why I never blame my wife in real for betraying me… it’s not she doesn’t have feelings for me… but she is merely stupid, and what I am angered is… she won’t change… and her shameless family’s influence on her is never stronger than mine… So… She doesn’t have true love for me…

    In life… it’s not so simple. Politics is politics, but politics is about man… and mortals have weaknesses… Like myself… I am too kind to want my wife divorced… and be thrown back to her homeland. And that was why I had come back from China to lick her wounds in the first place when I can have a new beautiful woman instead.

    Just because she is stupid doesn’t mean she should die… and that I should not take care of her as best as I could.

    Always remember… it’s still the elements… Power can corrupt the weak and enslave them, but there are those who can control the power…. and make good use of them. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

  30. jswyodn
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 4:09 am | Permalink

    Hi Elfred, election fever’s all around, and even I, being over 3000 miles away can feel it as well. My facebook page is pretty much being spammed by articles critical of the PAP, put up by several friends. It’s quite surprising because I’ve always thought of most of them as being politically apathetic rather than pro-opposition.

    I did notice the resignation of many long-standing MPs, Lim Boon Heng being the most prominent case, as well as Jayakumar and Wee Siew Kim. A former classmate’s father also resigned from his position. What makes me wonder, however, is why these people and not others? Wee Siew Kim’s reason is obvious, since he’s simply deadweight with the negative publicity on him. The reason for removing the other two is less clear. The way I see it, they are viewed as possible threats to the PM in future, but in that case, what about SM Goh? If I were MM, I would be hesitant to remove Jayakumar since he’s a pillar that could support the PM.

    I am aware that in the overall scheme of things, this election is less important than the next one. But Singaporeans like to watch soccer lah… so a bit of speculation won’t hurt. The four key constituencies that everyone’s watching are obviously Aljunied, Bishan, Potong Pasir, and Hougang. No surprise that those four are the ones that Chiam and Low joined and left respectively, since they are seen as the main drivers of swing votes. I’ve read more than one blog predicting that the opposition will actually get zero seats this time, but Aljunied in my opinion might just swing over. Bishan is unlikely to fall since the heavyweight there is related to you-know-who. Overall, do you think Chiam and Low made the right moves this election?

    By the way, when you talk about your former classmate, Xing Long, are you referring to Chen Siao Mao, who’s with the WP?

  31. Posted April 28, 2011 at 6:01 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahaha… Yawnz… Many uncles I knew since young were also MPs in Lee Kuan Yew’s era, and even MPs when they had to sue Tang Liang Hong… What’s so strange about retirement? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Silly boy… But if you want to know, I’d ask you… if you were the MM, why do you make Jayakumar the SM? If you were to be the MM, would you want SM Goh to be removed by PM or by Nicole Seah? Do you know why SM Goh was also in the finance side when you have Mnister Tharman and bla bla bla… Well…

    MM is an insecured person. He believed in one thing… check and balance… Surprising? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… but of course, he has a slight problem, because… he isn’t the greatest person who knows about human resource, hence the system lah… In short, he believes in balance… be it in his own gahmen’s politics, or his call for China to be balanced by USA when he should expect China people to react strongly to him saying that…

    Your question is not easy to tell you upfront… because it is not an answer that can be put in the open.

    Yes. I do agree that SM Goh would be a real threat… Until, now… if MM were to be gone, there is no way to counter SM Goh’s influence when his commercial base is so strong. You fucked him, he’d fuck you back… He’s not Lim Boon Heng, he’d not go crying. You can see his ‘resilient’ in the face of having to hug Tin Tin… “I m busy fighting my own battle…”

    Hahahahahahahahaha… He’s not stupid. MM knows he’s not wooden… I’d bet MM’s initial intention is to let PM do the playing so… he can ‘go in peace’. But Nicole Seah changes alot of things. Now somebody talked about… … three corners fight… The essence of three corner fight is… when nobody is significant, so the votes usually is diluted to the advantage of the incumbent. But assuming people all fall in love with Nicole Seah… it’d end up vote being diluted from the PAP’s side… See? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    That’s why I am never bothered about multi-corners’ fight… In fact, sometimes I used this basis in the past elections I play…

    Such as Low and Chiam… They made the right decision. That’s because Chiam is already this age… now he got a team and it’s time he needs someone else to handle Potong Pasir… Look, if he dies, he’d also have to let someone take over. And Low as well… he’d need my old schoolmate take over when the Hougang unofficial poll is still strong for Yaw to establish himself. The Clementi kids… Hahahahahahahaha… Like I said, he has ‘leadership’ qualities… but Yaw cannot run a ministry. But Yaw should be enuff to handle one Hougang while Low leads the entire force to bang BG Yeo.

    This is not a bad move, because… Low is also getting old. And BG Yeo… is at his weakest, and Low has now what he thinks enough talents. See? Sylvia is in, even baby Glenda is in… He’s all out to woo everytime of voters… dicks or cunts…

    About Chen SM of WP… Hahahahahahahahaha… that’d be a secret… of whether I know him or not… or precisely, on what basis.

    This circle is very small lah… Almost everyone knows everyone.

    Your friends? Hot airs loh… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Don’t you know the grounds? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… You think I say this is the last safe election for the PM for nothing???

    Fortune is changing, my child… I said… if PM and MM have another choice at all… I would have calculated it. So MM didn’t make the visit… He chose. He can’t blame God… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I don’t really care if who wins who loses… we have gone oven the situation even months before this election. What fever? I’m feeling bored. Everything is expected… Then… time to shallow MOE whole…

    I don’t like speculations, because I never take chances…

    Why why why… Why Mah is still there…? But didn’t you see the finance specialist is also in his team? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… HDB… has now become a second finance ministry…

    Jsw, simple questions… you have to use your brains. If your friend’s father is being ‘resigned’, then he’s not needed lah… So simple. This PM is not exactly stupid, but he has alot of… ‘constrains’ even with his super assign powers… and MM behind.

    Yes. This election is not important… though it is as I said to be important to the PM. It’s his 翻身战. Too bad… he’s ‘doing it’ again. Hahahahahahahahaha… So let’s expect an ‘exciting’ term to come for him. He really thinks without Elfred, he can fly… So be it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am more worried for Nicole, seriously… such a gem in a lady. Few ladies, if any, can have the potential to make me marvel in this field. Her positioning and her timing show she is not wise… I just hope her fire would still be around when I need her around. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… But frankly, it’s not in my personal interest to see Marine Parade falls this round…

    SM Goh still has something God wants him to do… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You’d never get the divine humor.

    Politics… Well… It’s about time Elfred comes in to save the world… Perhaps it’s time to have a good chat between the two Fathers of Singapore… …

  32. james the small
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    Sorry Sir, I disagree that Ling has honesty and integrity,he rode into parliament through the courtesy of Mr. Chiam and SDP founded by Mr. Chiam and as for CST? yes with no reservation CST is honest and a man of integrity as he stood the test of time.

  33. Posted April 28, 2011 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    James… Digest properly. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ling is just a clown lah…

  34. Spare Tyre
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    lai, lai, lai come place your bets

    $1 pay $1
    1. Aljunied
    2. Hougang

    $1 win $3.50 on opposition
    3. Bukit Timah-Holland
    4. Tampines
    5. Bishan
    6. Bukit Panjang
    7. Choa Chu Kang
    8. Moulmein Kallang

    $1 win $5 on opposition
    9. Yuhua
    10. East Coast
    11. West Coast

    $2 win $1 if you bet on Opposition to win at least 5 seats
    $1 win $2 if you bet on Opposition to win at least 10 seats

    Cash preferred, but for those who are unemployed with domestic and health problems….I can also accept credit at a 20% discount. I also accept gold jewelry and branded watches.

    Place your bets now!

  35. Posted April 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm | Permalink

    Spare Tyre,

    Well, that’d be me to accept the 20% discount thingy you are offering… Hahahahahahaha… Except I don’t gamble… not in politics.

    Despite your mockery, it’s ok. Grow up…

  36. Spare Tyre
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 6:41 am | Permalink

    elfredo,

    purely tongue in cheek. no malice intended.

    since i ‘mocked’ you, I should also in fairness thank you.

    thank you for framing singapore politics in a longer term perspective for me.

    yes, it is about this election but it is also about the next election and the one after that. it is also about the continued survival and prosperity of Singapore and the PAP

    yes, it is about issues of the day and the bad decisions of yesteryear which are hurting us now, but it is also about decisions that are being made today but will be hurting us more in future.

    you put a lot of emphasis on talent. and based on new candidates profile, the ground has shifted for the PAP. we have a former ISD director, former senior civil servants like Pwee, Tan Jee Seng, scholars like Tony and Hazel, etc, all going to the opposition.

    A few months back, you didn’t think there was gong to be a serious opposition breakthrough this election. Honestly, neither did many people. But now, you are a lot less sure.

    What has changed for you that you think the opposition might win a GRC or three, this time round?

  37. james the small
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 6:43 am | Permalink

    spare tyre should walk into any casino and he will find many takers for his bets.Question is would the punters believe he is good for the bets?

    bookies are putting up odds with minimum bets of $1,000 and above and their odds are better than tires.$30,000 – 50,000 per bet is common so why come into the enclave?

  38. Posted April 29, 2011 at 8:52 am | Permalink

    Spare Tyre…

    Funny… I was the one who from the beginning talked about the 75% chance this round to get 1~2 GRCs… and 100% next round… Not just from a few months back… You never read YPforum back then? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    What were we discussing with CitizenReddot, JSW and the rest? Hahahahahahahahahaha… What less sure or more sure? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I think you have to talk to the others, or read Elfred ‘completely’. In any case, I have already warned MM… long long before.

    Like I said, I did my piece, I can’t care more… What? I expected to be blamed? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But nope… It’s not as simple as you see it. You’d understand it in the near future. Hahahahahahahahaha… I guess you didn’t follow the discussions here. Maybe JSW and the rest who ‘spied’ will enlighten you. Why do you think I refuse to step in this round? When the fight is very fierce… stakes go very high… MM with his last breathe… perfect composition for ‘danger’. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Well… …

    James… in politics, never gamble.

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted April 29, 2011 at 10:47 am | Permalink

      hey james, it was part tongue in cheek. But if you do know bookies offering good odds, share the contact leh

      elfred, its not completely out of the realm of possibility that LKY will order a crackdown…but he’d have to be really slick about it. This is no longer 1997. Probably just another bunch of law suits. But that would also be foolish, because the snap-back in the next election when he is dead will be all the much stronger.

      When you are the government of the day, and you have consistently screwed up in the last 10 years so much so that your citizens’ lives are actually, arguably, worse…..then expect voter unhappiness to be reflected in the polls.

  39. james the small
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    Coming from across the causeway its quite normal for us to place a flutter once in a while,after all Genting started way back in 1970 when I was a toddler.

    Where I come from politics is gambling,winner takes all.For 29 years Penang was ruled by Gerakan a component of BN and Penang is similar to Singapore with majority Chinese.

    When DAP gain power the coffers were emptied within hours kekekeke!

    Currently there are a few MPs even a minister from up north in Singapore,are they here to serve or they here to gamble and return with the winnings? they would be non entities back home and not even invited onto the table for a game HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! that deserves an Elfred laughter.

    Sorry tire I posted mine before your tongue in cheek but take a trip to Resort or Sands the bookies are well known it won’t take you long to know them and there are a few Ah Longs ever ready with cash if you need help.

  40. Posted April 29, 2011 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    Spare Tyre, I am not bothered about this election… I might have indeed over-estimated the MM. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Nonetheless, I have been nice enuff to dutifully said what I needed to. Mortals shalt have their choices… but God wants a good show.

    So be it.

    In the coming term… my priority is to find the next woman… who will love me for who I am… and whom I can love and grow old and ugly with… Fine. I am fat and ugly… plus irridating and bla bla bla… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Like I said… Unless you can’t read Chinese… I am letting the oppositions charge… and then…

    You heard Nicole? If MM really wants to sue her, he can. She has ventured beyond limits. Aiyah… And don’t be naive, Spare Tyre… if left and right means finish to the Lees… what’s the chance that ‘Ghadafi’ will not move in? You never digested what I wrote? Hahahahahahahahahaha… This is political naive thinking…

    In order to protect all the stakes… for MM who had real experience from Occupation to colonial times and to the fight with LF and internal break up…

    “Fuck if I sue Nicole… fuck if I don’t, so why don’t I just sue…”

    Basically, in my opinion, he sues or not… MM is dying, situation is irreversible with his son’s… orchestra. Know now why I refuse to step in… Either sides won’t be easy to work with. And yes… I am AWARE of how you people think… that the PM will think it’s no longer easy to crack down and bla bla bla…

    Now… with MM still around, Mubarak or Ghadafi… Eygpt or Syria… you choose one path… to take?

    Spare Tyre… you are just a mortal… …

    For me, I have been very nice to the MM, I told him to get the people, I told him to hedge against the oil due to the what you are seeing… I told him this and that… I told PAP about the new media, I whined about YPForum’s demise… And I know they would never listen. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    As long as the script is maintained… I can say whatever fuck I want. That’s why when Jsw is listening… I can’t tell him more than riddles… subjected to IQ examination and gauging. Riddles are meant to be riddles… but all the riddles shalt point to one direction… the truth.

    Out of the realm of possibilities… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    My child… in politics… anything can happen… especially if God wants it.

    I have gone in and out of PAP, I have waited for so long, I have been watching Lee Kuan Yew since a toddler… You really think I am so… ignorant? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You do not know Lee Kuan Yew… and old man… when they have nothing to lose…

    Don’t assume. Like MM said: “Something can go very wrong…” It applies to either sides.

    Before I assume my role as a minister… I need to find the woman… Meanwhile, let PM ‘enjoys’ his coming term. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Like I said, oppositions have enough ‘resources’ to secure like 1~2 GRCs, or even more… Ask CitizenReddot… I told him, however… it’d be crazy to have more than 2 GRCs fallen… For one thing, those hot airs will start messing up themselves.

    Nicole Seah must gamble… hopefully, the MM has lost his hatchet… otherwise, she’d be finished. In this game, always respect when respect is due. But in this rugged society… this honor is long forgotten.

    If you really want to know… If I were the MM… I’d know how to ‘crack down’ on every single one of them. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… But I doubt MM… knows what to do. And luckily, like I said… he is short of political talents to do so without problems.

    So… left or right… PM chose. Popcorns and Pepsi…

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted April 29, 2011 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

      yea, for the sake of stability, perhaps it is a better thing for opposition to win only 1 or 2 GRC

      Anything more than that, the old man may really go crazy. He still has a few antiques like Mah Bow Tan who may be stupid enough to go semi-Gadafi (I don’t believe they will actually go full Gadafi, but part way there…very possible)

      Best thing for everyone concerned….oppo wins 1-2 GRCs, old man turns senile or dies in the next few years, and the substantial breakthrough can happen in the next election.

      You are right. No hurry, go find your woman and come back. A good woman is indeed hard to find.

  41. Posted April 29, 2011 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    James, remember what TR reported of SM Goh’s talk… about wanting the people to depend less on gahmen… when they are paid a raise again… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I was the one who told Goh Meng Seng something like that… “No one owes you a living, no one owes you a vote…”. That was many years ago… Empty vessel he was and is… Hahahahahahahahaha…

    It’s very obvious SM Goh doesn’t see much challenge to come… I laughed, but said nothing at his comments.

    Now PAP has the manifesto… Wind, rain, same boat… …

    But for the big picture… and to be a minister… I’m hoping SM Goh survive the onslaught this round. You’d know why in the future.

    This is pure politics… I just took SM Goh to be cracking a joke. As for Khaw and the rest… Chess pieces… not important. Like I said, even if Weiling took over from Khaw… nothing will change. So it’s best PM drags on with them.

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted April 29, 2011 at 7:02 pm | Permalink

      well, even if you know how to ‘crack down’…only LKY has the license to do so.

      his kind of blackmail politics is passe…but still regrettably effective when done by him.

      as his latest comments on Aljunied prove, only after his death, can Singapore politics move on to a better place

      ————————————-

      The Minister Mentor urged Aljunied GRC’s voters to compare the property prices of their GRC with those in the neighbouring Hougang division, an opposition stronghold.

      He said they would realise the prices are not the same. “You have the wrong government, you have your property prices go right down,” he said.

      Minister Mentor Lee went on to say: “If you are in Aljunied, ask yourself: do you want one MP, one non-constituency MP, one celebrity, two unknowns, to look after you? Or, have two ministers, one Speaker of Parliament, one very good ground worker (Ong Ye Kung) and Cynthia Phua to look after the place?

      “What will happen to your property values and your own comfort, the drains and mosquitoes and so on in the five years? You have this celebrity, he has been away 30 years, he comes back, how does he connect with us?

      “It may well happen. If they win, in which case, the people of Aljunied live with the results. The only way people learn is when they have to pay a price.”

  42. Posted April 29, 2011 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahaha… You still don’t get it… The reason why I don’t suggest MM to crackdown is only because PM doesn’t have that ‘legacy’ or isn’t established enough to handle the entire machinery… Just do your calculations and you should understand.

    But it’s likely MM will be very tempted to ‘move in’.

    That was why I told CitizenReddot… let’s see what MM has in his sleeves. That’s the main focus. The oppositions now are still weak, and put it this way… they are just hot airs… But you can see the strength of the PAP even with MM around.

    And yeah… he is trying to hold the line at Mah’s side… when he shouldn’t. Now he spoke for Mah… Mah’s condition could get worse… I don’t think he understood what I meant… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But election is still election. This is still the last safe election for the PM. His choice, my child.

    Given the capabilities and the amok-ness among the oppositions… It’s disaster for the oppositions to take over the incumbent with a joint gahmen… Like I said for Nicole… She is good, but not that good. This battle may seem advantageous to the oppositions… but they forget… MM is now in a very dire situation… Force him, he may be reckless with the hatchet… and Vincent plus little girl Nicole will be the central targets… alongside with Tan Jee Say…

    Of cos, I can pick out all the crazy things about PAP but… why? Hahahahahahahahahaha… We must stay away from politics, help neither, observe the situation on the fence…

    Hopefully, Nicole is lucky. SDP is used to be bashed… but NSP…

    1~2 GRCs is the best scenario for the oppositions… if they even got any at all, because by the election after this one… Yeah, the situation will get alot worse than now… for PAP.

    This people must pay a price for their folly… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… the rugged society… unreasonable, crazy, materialistic… and nosensical. That’s why Jackass can end up a millionaire with his craps… courtesy to Singaporeans.

    Hopefully… I can find that woman in time… I am not feeling very… well… Sigh…

    I can’t be a minister in such condition… I need to ‘see’ into the future… so I need her love. My baby is confirmed a ‘gifted’ child… Now all I have to do is to conceal his gift… and make him look normal… …

    Singapore may not send in troops, but that doesn’t mean you won’t have a crackdown…

    But it’d tear the face of Singapore in front of the Malaysians…

    Hmmm… the natural crisis in USA will need Obama to raise more money… … Interesting.

  43. james the small
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    Having had the pleasure to work here the past 18 years courtesy of PM Goh’s FT policy and contributing in whatever small way to the economy, let me state here and now that most from the north will not hesitate to return to their roots without hesitation should Singapore face problems.

    Life is easy once you are used to the usual Bumi hotair as often quoted by Elfred.Not much brain and talent needed to resolve matters just remember a man name Ali Baba.

  44. Posted April 30, 2011 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    The usual nosense after the election… and another 5 years to endure.
    “You can afford it…”

    James, whatever…

    We just live as how we could… After this GE… the real GE comes…

  45. james the small
    Posted April 30, 2011 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    Whatever?can afford? is that a choice or a dilemma? or is it fate to be stuck here as Singporeans?

    Let me put in perspective the PRs’ choices may he be from HK,Malaysia,India or China the main draws of FTs to sink their roots.

    Forget about the Caucasians,they are passing tourists PRs getting better deals here than back home.

    Most PRs work for the civil service or government corporation.The top positions are filled with Singaporeans but most seniors managers are PRs with two loyalties their roots and their current disposition.

    We have the choice but do you?

    We can afford to wait do you?

    Whatever that is dished out we swallow and smile for the locals are taking more of the brunt than us.Should we be unhappy bout the whole situation we can return to our roots. Can you?

    Politics are realities and dreams of the cunning but the misery of fools.

    This post will never find prominence elsewhere but here at Elfred’s Enclave it might enlighten some.

  46. Posted April 30, 2011 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    I might not be able to make it… James… My time is almost up, perhaps.

    Remember, if you wish to gamble… you must be prepared to lose everything… I don’t know what will happen if I am gone…

    Situation shalt decide.

    I need to rest… …

    My priority for the coming years… if I still can survive… is to find that special woman… … that’s all. Other things… are not important…

    There are many things… you won’t understand…

  47. james the small
    Posted April 30, 2011 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    I spied on your blog and started to post to seek understanding.

    My wife is local but my children have a choice till age 18 and we like all parents seek the best for our and children’s future.

    None of the bullshit but straight to the point is what I expect at this enclave hence my weighing in.

    I believe Reddot and his peers are patriots but with little choice.PRs have better choices and I for one would like to hear clearer views even after 18 years before deciding.

    The results from this GE may or may not be a watershed but can change the course of actions for citizens and Prs to pursue.

  48. Posted April 30, 2011 at 2:43 am | Permalink

    Without power, everyone is a patriot… Like my mentors said… without dust, everyone is clean, without sin everyone is pure, without wisdom every wrong is right… Be it love, politics… the relationship is never crossed in such a way that you have a choice…

    Do you think once Singapore fails… you can go back to Malaysia that would succeed? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You are a Malaysian, you married a local… you worked here for 18 years, yet you still think you have a choice, with what would you persuade me? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I also want the best for my son… I tried to peep into the future for him… and exhausted myself too much. He is gifted… but he knows not right or wrong… and can grow into a demon or an angel… If he has the Excalibre… he can do great harm or embrace greatness.

    What is the best for him? Money? Condo?

    It is not for us to decide.

    MM Lee also has a son… He placed all his stakes on his son and pushed him down the cliff… He thought that would be the best… Does he know what would be coming for his son if he still cannot establish this round?

    Khaw is talking about what? Inflation is global issue… when PM Lee said he’d deal with it… when Mah is stuck with housing… and MM now stuck alongside with him. And SM Goh… “People should rely less on the gahmen… BUT I expect you to vote for my gahmen…”

    “Please vote for PAP… the party you can trust… …”

    You worked for 18 yrs… I am still a career-less… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    MM suffers no fool… His empire is waiting to be ‘eaten’.

    I am not surprised… given a fair fight, Low Thia Khiang and gang will take the GRC. The only surprise is… … perhaps I have indeed over-estimated the Old Father way too much. This is such a critical election for the PM… and you look at the new ‘Ace’ team, and the old… troublemakers.

    James… what the fuck is best for our sons…?

    They will have their life, to face their fated love, to suffer to enjoy, to have heartbreaks and to laugh… Every generation has their own fate… Even I…

    My ardent supporter may be a patriot… But what can he do? He cannot handle anything beyond Singapore, he can’t handle economics… And he doesn’t have $300,000 to spare. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Just joking.

    Look at Nicole Seah… if she wins, is her future bright? She’s pushing the last tiger of Asia… It’s like Goh Meng Seng… he got his money in his safe for his son, and Nicole is trying to pry open and take them… You think Goh Meng Seng will sit down there and…

    “Nicole, go ahead… all yours… …”

    So?

  49. SpareTyre
    Posted April 30, 2011 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    Hey Elfred,

    Don’t you think its interesting that UOB’s Wee Cho Yaw has actively stepped away from the PAP and the Catholic ArchBishop of Singapore is even indirectly asking Catholics to vote against the PAP?

    Things are indeed very bad for the bottom 30% of Singaporeans, and you have to be heartless or have zero EQ not to feel it.

    There is a positive way out of this for the PAP. Perhaps this election will be a wakeup call – the PAP loses 1 GRC or more – and the government can focus the next 5 years on improving lives for the average Singaporean. Can be done, just whether the government is still able to open their eyes and ears to the reality on the ground.

    You are a rather interesting case. I trust your financial and domestic situation will be temporary…life is full of ups and downs. As someone who has had his ups and his downs in both love and money, and is finally stablising very nicely, I really believe that endurance and active thinking will help you reach the light at the end of the tunnel.

    For example, I graduated right in the middle of the dot.com bust. I still remember many of my cohorts, pushed to study computer engineering by the PAP, and many were screwed at graduation – dot.com bust on one hand and a constant flood of cut-price FT programmers on the other.

    New grad, no real experience…screwed….Singapore employers were expecting me to sing and dance and pull ribbons out of my ass for a miserable $2300 salary. My peers were grateful to have that. I just fucked off to UK, toughed it out there three months, and landed an $8000/month job. 10 years later, how many of my Singaporean computer engineer friends who stayed on even make $8000 a month now?

    Same thing has happened with me in my love life.

    Sometimes life is like that. If you know what you deserve and don’t settle for anything less, you often get it. Like you put it in your article, sometimes a top talent needs to find someone worthy enough to appreciate him.

  50. james the small
    Posted April 30, 2011 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    Whatever the political or economic situation in Malaysia there is still a safety net for me to return.

    My parents are the typical Malaysian Chinese working to survive under not to even a playing field but had managed to survive well enough to own two detached homes in old PJ.

    That is the safety net that most Malaysian PRs have over Singaporeans.

  51. Posted May 1, 2011 at 12:53 am | Permalink

    Spare Tyre… Good for you. I’ve tried, but it’s impossible. Love, career… Hahahahahahahaha… My wife temporarily picked me out and up from a downward spiral but very soon, she messed up both of us real hard and harder… till now. Women… She insisted on her way, and I am now dragged by her nosense.

    It’s lucky I am not born in a poorer family… …

    I am now dying, Spare Tyre… I am fighting death… while taking care of my ‘wife’. Hahahahahahahahahaha… As a man, that’s all I can do for her… till the last. I know she doesn’t love me… Well, bad news.

    Death is permanent for this life…

    For a man like myself, as my father… the right or wrong woman makes a very big difference… My Dad and I are different in flairs… but he had nothing… my Mom married him… and he gradually made his first pot of gold. I inherited my Mom’s fugal… My Dad after his rise got the attention of a woman who rejected him becos he was poor, but he rejected her. And now… Dad and Mom is growing old and having a sex-less life… when many of my peers’ parents are divorced, especially those with wealth.

    I have hoped the same with my wife… But she’s a terror. She wasn’t like that… But I omitted that her family’s shameless influence on her could be… that strong. She’s not the type who goes for money… for her family’s influence is too bad and strong… She was hurted and I came back to take care of her… Then I met my own nemesis. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    And now… I am dying.

    The local political situation against the PAP is not the issue… I have too little energy left to bother about those components. Just remember, for us commoners… the machinery is still officially in the hands of the gahmen while times are changing, and we stay on the fence… The church’s influence is powerful in Singapore, but wait till the archbishop openly call against PAP… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I… am not heartless. But I know too well… without me in power… what will come. So what you vote out the PAP… … I was talking to sister… From early on, I have hinted WP shouldn’t have insisted on Aljunid… I told her… if the WP got Aljunid… all the PAP has to do is to left the Geylang situation spread in the GRC, WP is going to have an handful of complaints and the estate prices depressed… and order gone chaos…

    Then MM’s ‘prophecy’ can really come through that the GRC will regret.

    I am not a thinker for nothing.

    So after WP took this GRC… they have to hurry… and seize admin powers. But is this possible? That’d depend… …

    As of now, nobody will really appreciate me. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Before the situation gets out of control… who will think of the Excalibre? Power corrupts… it doesn’t apply only to PAP if it’s true… Low Thia Khiang has the leadership, but how much better he is than Lee Kuan Yew? Low is like initial Liu Bei… win some lose some but still blur blur… He doesn’t have a thinker next to him, luckily, Low is diligent. But his time on Aljunid GRC… if he gets a victory… may be his biggest setback. And he is already this old.

    Managing a ghost town and managing a chaos region is not the same… not to say the resources needed for a GRC. Have he ever thot of this?

    James… If Singapore can fail, Malaysia is hopeless… Trust me. If you want to go back and get robbed, kidnapped n such… Do you realise, if Singapore fails, this place could end up really the ‘pirates’ island’? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Think James… think… …

    I must… rest.

    BTW… Catholic… it’s just a mortal faith…

    Love truly, think seriously, be good as possible… that’s faith…

  52. SpareTyre
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    What are you sick with?

    Your mood seems to have taken a significant turn for the worse.

  53. Posted May 2, 2011 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    I have a special gastric problem, whereby my mood decides the outcome… It’s a DNA issue… I went into a prolonged shivering last year, shocked, then after a few weeks got into the Johor incident and then the hypochondriac situation… Actually, since the shivering… I know I am finished. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I suppose it’s too late… too long. That’s why I said I met my nemesis last year…

    I’ve tried to fight… I am still fighting to stay alive. But I have arranged for almost about everything after I left…

    I tried to take a walk… and had to struggle back to home.

    It’s hopeless. The entire gastric is messed up. I can’t even absorb food… I’d have to stop blogging here soon. So… ask if you have any more questions…

    I have got to rest. I am now taking liquid honey… to maintain my nutrient…

    I am dying, Spare Tyre… That’s all. It’s quite painful… but I’m hoping I can manage.

    Once I am gone, migrate… Singapore’s situation will go hopeless… you won’t want your children to risk being stuck here. The global situation is not what you’d like to come…

    There must be one Father around to maintain situation… since both Fathers will be gone, just… run.

  54. Posted May 2, 2011 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    Doctor again… Hahahahahahahahahaha…
    Time to take my honey…
    I don’t know nicks… To be nicks are just nicks.

    Insider’s perspective… You asked the wrong person, I don’t know who online.

    And that depends on what sort of perspective you are on… Rumors, scandals, objectives, respective GRC, SMC, MPs or ministers’ decisions, events or inclinations or associations… or on-going policy or issues…?

    For me, eg, it’s mostly now about nuclear plants… Other things, I mostly fuck care…

    The doctor said I got a few more months… if I can handle the pain. ^.^ I am on painkillers and honey… Don’t bother about me. I am just a nick…

    Take care.

  55. jswyodn
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    ??? Har??? I thought the AIDS thing was just a scare? What’s the diagnosis? I can try and find out more.

  56. SpareTyre
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    so elfred the avatar will disappear in a couple months?

    nuclear is a sticky issue. personally, I am reluctantly in favour of nuclear because it seems to be the only real viable long term solution to an energy crunch that will grow more severe.

    actually, singapore seems as good a place as any to go nuclear. more so than japan certainly

  57. Posted May 3, 2011 at 2:42 am | Permalink

    Jsw, I am diagnosed with lovesickness… dying~ 😛

    Hey, you not a doctor… ask so much for shiok? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ask more relevant question leh~ The Enclave is all for politics and current farts…

    But I am going to check for HIV again. Just to be super confirmed. And to get my gastric medication.

    Spare Tyre… Then you sure die. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    There is no need to be pro-govt on this one, cos it’s going to a struggle within the cabinet for this… There is a big reason why I am against it, just like the Casinos.

    Don’t underestimate what you don’t know… Because this one… is a risk you can’t hedge. You are a mere mortal, you can’t even be responsible to carry the risks.

    This is not melamine, and we don’t need a big leak to contaminate the entire island. Perhaps you guys work in civil sector or in the party… but there is no reluctantly agree… Unless you can confirm you can 100% be riskfree and fix things up unlike Japan… You can learn from Yukiya going around quoting how safe Japan’s nuke plants WERE and how close they even HAD homes next to the plants…

    He yaya-ed all the way, and now, how much is he paying for the damages of what he advocated? What can he do?

    “No one can see it coming” doesn’t mean you can reluctantly agree…

    But… might as well… Will be a good coming election agenda…

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 3, 2011 at 6:55 am | Permalink

      and well it should, the nuclear issue is a contentious one and deserving of the most rigorous debates. Even within my own family, my wife and I disagree on the nuclear issue.

      but I have gone through that debate while living overseas. Plus I have been the head project manager reviewing some of the most cutting edge alternative energy projects in the world.

      The nuclear argument is an old one lah, but strangely even post-Fukushima, the arguments has evolved to the point that we can recognise that some countries are better suited for nuclear than others.

      In general, I think geologically stable countries that are capable of providing top tier technical maintenance around the clock, and are best equipped to minimise terrorist risks, should look into nuclear seriously. This is even more the case if you have limited alternatives, ie can Singapore, like Netherlands or Denmark or Iceland , do wind, tidal, thermal, solar, etc?

  58. SpareTyre
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    on another note, Elfred, what do you think about the possibility of actual defections of PAP MPs in the next couple elections.

    We have seen members of the establishment turn against the ruling party – such as Francis Seow. We have seen people who already ‘lim the first cup of kopi’ with PAP turn against the ruling party – such as Tan Jee Say.

    But what about an actual PAP MP joining the opposition.
    I don’t think we have ever had a former PAP MP join an opposition party with the sole exception of Low Yong Nguan

    A defection from a Lily Neo could do tremendous damage to the PAP. Is that why LKY is keeping a close eye on her?

  59. Posted May 3, 2011 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    Why not suspect Mr Tharman? Why Lily Neo? Hahahahahahahaha… In politics, anyone can have a chance in anything. Deng Xiao Ping was actually someone Mao wanted to kicked hard… but Deng ended up the one Mao passed the baton to. You never know…

    There are many reasons for many things in politics. Some are done with wisdom, some or most without… Nicole Seah, she is a marvelous speaker, yet PAP rather picked Tin Pei Ling… Why were Liu Bei not in the Han dynasty? Why Zhuge wasn’t the prime minister? Why Pang Tong wasn’t even an officer? Why so many powerful general-potentials all outside the Han dynasty? Why Han Xin wasn’t with King Chu, it’s not the King doesn’t know how good Han Xin was?

    And why Elfred is careerless in Singapore? Why Jiang Zi Ya only till so old then end up chief advisor then prime minister?

    Many questions… All human resources… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… MM can keep how many eyes on how many people?

    I am not even out there yet… and you see the people’s might and the current stars rising in the oppositions… No longer the Low Thia Khiang or Chiam ST type… Many have so-called backgrounds, and people such as Vincent and Nicole have raw talents… But if we have to differentiate, we need talents for really administration, but comparing to Tin, Seah is obviously the winner. Yet Olsen and Tin are going into the parliament, and Seah is fighting outside… Hahahahahahahahaha…

    That’s the beauty of chaos… When all the powerful talents are ousted or sidelined one by one outside the gahmen… To be fair, there are scholars in NSP… but Nicole Seah… She should be the leader… Without Nicole, who will bother about NSP? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So you are asking a very strange question. Absolute victory is on the back of situation, and situation depends on people.

    Defection is best protected by choosing the best people for the governing and without good governance comes good leadership whereby more good people are in the pool… If bad governance, people turn bad, and whatever you choose… even without defection, you got big trouble… That’s why MM’s number one error is in his over reliance on system… now all the office politicking has done… is a massive number of talents out there… ready to march against the gahmen. How MM will handle is not the issue…

    MM’s eyes won’t last forever… See… …? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Like Wee Shu Min… she only sees what shortsighted can see… longsighted girls where got so naive…?

    Nicole is very good… but that’s on the outfront. The real fight comes when the real talents come into the arena. Then… whoever got the power, if he or she can govern, then good… if not… Then suay.

    If Lim Boon Heng can cry… some MPs can switch sides. Why not? If Danabalan could walk out… anything can happen in politics.

    As for the nuclear issue, my focus is still… unless you can wrap up the risk neat, unless that big mouth Yukiya could have cleared up the nuclear mess neatly… anyway, where is he now?

    I don’t want a terror attack, or sleeping boss, or what mutated rats bit through coolant pipe and…
    “No one could see it coming…”

    I don’t care what histories are for the nuke crisis all round the world… I only care no one can promise 100% risk free and this risk is not what a tiny island can handle. So… forget it.

    And Spare Tyre, listen to your wife… It doesn’t matter how many high level projects you have handle, if Yukiya can’t handle his own marketing, you won’t do better. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… When he talked about how safe was Japan… I literally raised my eyebrows… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I think the point is not we can have those other energy sources or not… the point is probably, we have sold our fuel plants…

    Fine. If I get to migrate… I fuck care if Singapore gets a nuke plant.

    On the sideline… when there is a leakage and such… you think you can expect people to announce to you straight away…? Hahahahahahahahahaha… Mas Selamat took 4 hrs for Minister Wong to react… Do you know how long it’d take to have a major radiation leakage reaching the households?

    Women’s insecurity sometimes do help… especially in this sort of things. But women’s blind faith could be also a problem. Hahahahahahahahahaha… But on this one, listen to your wife better… fuck care what her rationales are…

  60. jswyodn
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    Sh**, did either of you see Vincent’s speech on 2 May? He brought up Marxist conspiracies again, as well as Whitley Rd Detention Centre and MM’s hatchet. I seriously think he’s very close to being sent a “saman” and becoming JBJ II.

    The issue of defections is worth going talking about again, imo, because it was precisely the topic that I saw when I first chanced upon the enclave. At that time, TR’s Eugene Fang had posted an article that a split would not occur in the PAP even after MM goes, and his reasoning was that PAP ministers were technocrats and were thus not lured by power.

    Elfred went through his analysis and agreed with the conclusion but for different reasons. Technocrats or not was irrelevant, since Goh Keng Swee, Lim Kim San, and the old batch were also technocrats. Vivian and Tharman were known to be outspoken during their tenures as student leaders. The point about not being lured by power is moot. The reason Elfred agreed that there would be no split is because of party politics. If a minister wants to split up and challenge the PAP, he has no basis to do that since he will simply be sacked from his position and will not have the support base to get voted in again.

    Times have changed, because the PM is now even more stuck than ever. Could a party split actually be possible soon?

  61. Posted May 3, 2011 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    Best Vincent got the slam, talents like Vincent needs a slam so that when we need to recruit it’d be easier. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Jsw, you did read… Hahahahahahahaha… and you still remember… Nice.

    Since, I’d address this problem again. It’s not very difficult…

    Lim Boon Heng cried… He never thot or want to step down… of course, but why don’t he join SDP?

    Assuming that SM Goh also invited to ‘step down’… he angry, he go join oppositions…

    You think SM Goh can lead NSP? If SM Goh is fighting Tan Jee Say, you think he won’t be fighting if MM or if MM gone… the PAP? People will start digging up his commercial links to many… reputable gabbages in the society and bla bla bla… IF they exist. Hahahahahahaha…

    Now… assuming PM Lee were to invite Lim, Goh, and 20 other MPs out who are defiant… and instead of crying, they say “Ah Goh, we follow you, let’s start Pee A Pee (PAPII)…”. OK, they start the party, but how to fight with PM’s machinery? They will be like at most another A team of Hougang Tiger…

    And of course, that’s why PM can’t chin chin chay chay dismiss MPs especially when they in CEC or when they got portfolio. Like Chan Soo Sen… you remove his minister-ship first, then batch by batch you wave goodbye… So that you prevent in one go get another PAP happening. See?

    And tell me, which of them ain’t technocrats? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Let’s say… SM Goh starts a new party with a 20 ‘invited out’ MPs… then he called to PAP…

    “Come, quit your MP-membership and join us as oppositions!!!”

    You expect the existing MPs and ministers to say “Ok, we give up the parliament seats, the power, the high pay, the high status to become oppositions… and get slammed…”

    I mean, Jsw… if you were hired by Singtel for $1m a year… now Elfred is in M1 and I tell you to jump boat when M1 market share is like PAPII which is zero… you will jump? Hahahahahahahahaha… You will jump just because Singtel steals M1(Elfred)’s business???

    Simple logic… why ask, Jsw?

    So which technocrat will jump boat? Ok… some MIGHT, maybe they think they too rich and powerful… but these are technocrats… they studied so much only hoping that the gahmen will meritocratically pay their million dollars bills for them to be useless…

    Seriously, once PAP dumps them… one by one, they are mostly useless as before they are being dumped. And who wants to say goodbye to power and big money to go join oppositions? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    And so what even a few did…?

    So? Know why I said Eugene this and that… They think, but their thinking very the funny. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The only person who can lead a party split now is MM Lee provided he is in his 50s… But situation may not be sweet on the grounds for him as well. If he is doing a party split in the 90s, I am sure many MPs will follow… that’s ONLY because those MPs expect MM’s opposition to topple the incumbent.

    See?

    OK.

    NSP… Nicole Seah and Goh Meng Seng… If Goh Meng Seng wants a party split… and Nicole Seah wants a split… what do you think? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Jsw, see? Simple logic… … Politics is actually very simple… but people just think too funnily… If you ask the Old Father, he’s probably going to tell you something like the New Father told you… Hahahahahahahahaha…

  62. james the small
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    A split in PAP is not impossible.It happened during the first generation PAP when all members and leaders were seen as equals.

    Today with the CEC and cadre system in place similar to the Communist Party the end result is clear.

    PM LHL mentioned that the closest country that is similar to the Singapore system is China,sad to say he got it wrong.It was Singapore that adopted the China system.

  63. Posted May 3, 2011 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    James, yeah… but that demands another Lim Chin Xiong… Like I said, unlikely.

    You see… look at the technocrats in the parliament… which of them, other than MM Lee, cannot be replaced? Assuming all of them but PM really went into a ship and the ship kaboomed… to him, it’d be just another batch of the same technocrats… NTUC has tons of people dying to be MPs… NUS, NTU, the various civil sectors, CEOs in GLCs…

    When I was in YP, many YPs said… Given such standard, even monkeys can do better.

    Look at Tin Pei Ling, SM Goh obviously knows she’s super weak… It doesn’t take an ace to differentiate between Nicole and Tin but… even vs Nicole, has Tin insisted on “Oh, for the sake of PAP, I insist on withdrawing…”

    You have gotta understand the mindset of technocrats… They are basically useless but super powderful in exams, and what do they have in their minds… Study hard, and hope the gahmen to give them a PERMANENT big paycheck for it… never mind if the gahmen sinks and people die…

    BTW, has Khaw decided to withdraw as well? I mean… Party split… But you have now an increased ‘leadership’ in the oppositions… WP has Chen Shou Mao, he’s an hero not because he’s got those degrees or what… but he was bashed as the prime target and seen as a threat, hence his rising popularity… You saw those scholars in NSP… nobody really cares for them than Nicole Seah…

    This is the reality, James…

    People know the gahmen didn’t work… for decades, plus those ugly lawsuits and such…

    I have ever commented that Chia Ti Lik is an asshole because this time round, if he were to really lust after his ladder climbing ‘for his lifetime’, he would have stayed in WP… I did say, this is a more ‘profitable’ moment to be with the oppositions. To be honest, if I were to be an opportunist, I’d have joined WP. Hahahahahahahahahaha… I see it coming many years ago.

    So you have to understand in the coming tight schedule of things, party split is a very very negligible issue. I knew this since very very young… I am not the New Father for nothing, James… During Barisan time, you could still change sides without being kicked out of parliament immediately and have to wait for a whole 5 years…

    You think these people go into politics for what??? Hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    I did tell Jsw… if MM Lee led that split in the early 90s, sure… why not a party split…

    I did also ask Jsw… to ‘join me at M1’ question… no guess how he’d choose.

    SM Goh was ‘tasked’ to find the people… Hahahahahahaha… I did chatted about this before… and then you see… most if not all are from PM Lee’s ‘trust accounts’. Ang TH lah, Wong lah… (I knew Wong via email…), and Tin lah… and a whole bunch of ‘talents’. Hahahahahahahahahaha… I think CitizenReddot can enlighten you better, but he won’t… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Obviously… Why do you see SM Goh so priority in Lim Biao Chuang’s SMC fight? Hehehehehehe~ My blatant GUESS… Yeah, an internal fight has been going on… like I have been seeing it on the chessboard. Let’s not have hypocrisy on this, as MM said… I may be as young as Glenda… but I am not Glenda.

    Look… James… I am dying… no point beat around the bush here… Like I said, Goh Meng Seng is sec-gen, Nicole Seah is nobody, but if Nicole Seah led a split… possible… Goh Meng Seng wise… well…

    But the real point is, who is really in control… see? The President? The Prime Minister? Titles? Why do you need a legacy I have been talking about? Why would the PM need to be established during MM’s existence? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    It doesn’t matter where Singapore system follows… … politics is still politics… don’t be bothered about such textbook ‘details’… So what you have party split? It doesn’t have much impact… We have to focus on what are relevant.

    Gosh… the pain comes again…

  64. james the small
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 12:41 am | Permalink

    Take ARCOXIA 120mg one every morning to keep the pain away and stay tune till after the elections.

    PM is saying he is sorry for all the mistakes I suppose during his term.What is the point? damage is done MM is MM and more damage will be in store as the Y Gen are taking an interest this GE and command almost 30% of the votes.

    Y Gen’s are looking up to Nicole and other young vocals to voice their discontent.SM Goh is taking swipes at the youngsters not realizing they are no longer from that apathetic group of stidents during his term.

    Add the sandwiched and elderly and you may have a surprise this GE.Not that it bothers me and most PRs as we have our safety net.

  65. Posted May 4, 2011 at 2:52 am | Permalink

    Well… in terms of being vocal… we are not very quiet. Hahahahahahaha…

    But in terms of being vocal, we are not very loud. Stay moderate, do the right things, wait for the right time and the right people…

    Stop thinking about your safety net. Hahahahahahahahahaha… There is no real safety nets in this world. You ain’t woman, James… don’t be stuck in the stupid sense of security. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Nicole is good, but running a country will take more than a piece of mouth, and I think she should realise why this is not her time to step in. But… it is becos of people like her, we can see a good show. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… She is just too young.

    Look at those mocking and laughing and looking down on me… it’s as if they can handle the world better than myself. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Will see how about the chemical you suggest, thanks….

    After the election… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Another 5 years of idling.

  66. SpareTyre
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 4:42 am | Permalink

    so your disease is a broken heart?

    ah well, we all get those. you’d live

    i remember my last one. hurts like a bitch

  67. Posted May 4, 2011 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahaha… No… something is wrong with me. I could feel the nerve pain from the head to the arms… and from the belly to the spine… and alot of others.

    It’s ok, I guess it’s about time to meet my personal nemesis I have been running away for ages… it foils my plan to cure HSV1… Hahahahahahaha… because the hormonal response is sooooo messed up.

    I am using my gastric issues and possibly cancer cells to trigger the latent pool…

    There’s somewhere in my body… where ‘tearing’ has occur… and inflammation going on, and I suspect somewhere near the prostate or colon. I can’t sit long before computer before I get the ringings in my head. Hahahahahahahahaha… But the ringing situation is improving, the eczema comes on and off… which is now expected… I am going for another HIV test…

    It seems the HSV1 situation has been under control, and… I had it way before I visited Johor for massage enjoyment… I still remember the girl who took 2hrs for body massage rubbing on my back… It helped in my back pain due from helping Dad. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    I have tried thai massage at nicer places in Johor… not as good. My craze about massage was really that. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Lovesick… actually I like that feeling. Life is like that… if you have no one you feel to, it’s pretty sad. I think I have fallen for the wrong girl. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But nobody is perfect, and I couldn’t/can’t tell what the girl will grow up into.

    Too many mortal rules… I decided to just face my heart and go with it in matters of the heart. My wife… always blamed me for that Beijing woman… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… And the Beijing woman blamed me “She BETRAYED you and you still want to go back to take care of her…?!”.

    I mean… women, their thinking is like… love is a system, +1, -1… Love is from the heart, from the soul, from women… it’s always they right… So I… got used to their nosense. Right or wrong, I have decided to come back, and also to face that nemesis…

    If that’s how fate should be… Well… so I come back to be stucked, and my wife left, and well… Did I make a right decision to leave a wonderful woman in China with a great job prospect over there… to come back for an infidel who was hurted…? If I don’t help in my old friend’s wedding, I won’t enjoy the ‘shivering’. So…

    I can’t live… it’s all packed in a major disorder… in the wrong timing… no matter, I won’t die a monster… Perhaps I have been too good a soul, and now Heaven is beaconing me back… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Lovesickness is nice chronic forever disease… I thot my wife would be forever… but she…

    Well… love. We can only decide for ourselves… never for the other.

    Just like my Mom, she chose to marry my Dad when he had nothing… we were so poor our family was a laughing stock. Hahahahahahahahahaha… When my Dad made his first million back then… ended up the the laughing stock had to lend money to those crazy assholes… and my Dad never expected them to return the ‘loans’.

    Money… All it did for my Dad was to tell him how great my Mom is. Hahahahahahahahahaha… That’s why I never looked down on poor people, nor do I bothered about rich people… For fuck… I only know… if you are a good soul, that’s all.

    And in this Enclave… I only bother if you can behave… if people have nosense…

    Aiyah~ Get lost…

    Yeah, I am so full of myself… See? I’d just tell people, get lost… If they don’t, I’d migrate and get lost myself from their crazy mockeries. I don’t need a condo… all I need is a small hut, fresh air, great lover… set. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So James think I have no ‘fall back’… Actually, it depends on how you see ‘safety net’.

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 4, 2011 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

      glad you can think like that.

      yes, in life, happiness is the easiest thing to get, the most important thing to have, but people end up not getting it

      in my current phase of life, i still have to remind myself that i already have everything i need in life.

  68. SpareTyre
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    you definitely sound like you need a break

    repair your body. take 6 months in the countryside for a rest cure for a woman that cares for you.

  69. Posted May 4, 2011 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    I was reading the NSP Ng’s talk about ‘her girl going to start business with him…”… So many years, so many times, I exhausted so much resources just to drive that cow sense into my wife and failed… I envy Ng. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    But finding that woman is not easy nowadays. And worse… not in my condition.

    Sometimes what you really need is really depending on how you see it.

    Spare Tyre, if you see things in phases of life… it’s better not to. Because once that phase is over, you’d find that in the next phase… you could be in total disappointment, and it’s too late to go back and redo again. Life is a whole package, you do now for what comes in the future. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Why do you think I am so particular about true love… only that binds eternally. Other things… are not important.

    My 20mths old son… is now playing playing tricks on me. Hahahahahahahahahaha… His grandma said, “Gosh, he’s too smart!” He is behaving like a more than 4 yr old… I like his chuckles… hahahahahahahahahaha…

    See? He’d have his phases of life, and the woman I’d need… must be that good for both father and son. I am not finding a woman to finish my son’s elementary needs… then get another woman for the ‘next’ phase… Hahahahahahahaha… Easily illustrated.

    We have chatted for some time… I sense a little issue in your thinking, don’t mind. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    I just get my medication. So… got to rest.

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 5, 2011 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

      I am not thinking about that kind of phase.

      I have found my woman. I stay with her for life

      I am more thinking about the other things

      I’m satisfied with the money and material part of my life. I am also satisfied that I’ve indeed seen the world, taken care of my spiritual side and read all the books I want to read. I have a great family. In fact, I seem to have done EVERYTHING I ever wanted in my life.

      The problem is….I am only in my 30s! Not ready for retirement.

      Whats the next phase? Whats the next step?

      It will have to be giving back to society in some way, in the most effective way. But have not decided exactly what yet.

  70. Posted May 5, 2011 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

    No no no no no… When you talk about phase, you talk about need, when you talk about need, it’s always…

    “When something goes horribly wrong with you…”

    That’s why my wife told me… She’d stay with me for life and… ‘got porridge eat porridge, got meat eat meat’, then fine… we ROMed after many years of being together… when I was trying figure out how to handle a job scope totally stranger to me…

    She ran away… and she ran away with an ugly jerk. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I gave her many chances… Well…

    But in essence, that’s how you see life, and why you need to find the One…

    You say, you’d stay with her forever… that’s before she grows old and ugly and your dick is facing a couple of beautiful and younger women… I have… err… observed your psycho status, you are (NO offence) not yet mature… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… … People like you can say plenty of things, but are not deep enough, and sometimes… the way you say things… I wonder if you are even a man but a woman in disguise.

    I mean well, Spare Tyre.

    Trust me, you ain’t ready yet to say you are satisfied.

    You said your reason for not ready to retire because you are only 30++yo…

    When you are 80 yo and you read this, you’d realise why I say you ain’t mature. Hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaha…

    Age is not an issue, my child… it’s always the soul. Whether you are ready to retire… in real, do you know what you even want in life? Is that woman even yours in the first place?

    I have heard many men said that as well… and many divorced, and losing their savings to that foreign babe before their divorces… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre, your soul is far from ready… to even talk about what you want… NO offence. If you don’t believe… perhaps you’d be offer chance one day for that awakening.

    People, like you, said I have a family problem, that I am stuck in life… that I am a loser. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    What problem am I really facing? It’s not a family problem… by mortal concern, all I need to is to divorce my wife, this problem solved, then get someone better and build a life together, problem solved… or go out there, fool around the society and make money… like many of you are, like many MPs who are crying… useless and want the paychecks… by sucking up to PAP… why not?

    Hahahahahahahahaha…

    The real problem is… I am too good a soul. I can’t divorce my wife when I know what in waits for her is death if she leaves… But again, it’d be up to her free will, and she has already broken her vows… despite the laws, oral contract still maintains… she broke the ‘contract’ if we see the laws of marriage as such. Divorce is only a matter of decision, but love is not… I am a man, not a robot. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Else, I’d be in China now… with a new, sexier and pretty woman who wanted me to stay…

    But she doesn’t understand… I am not a robot… I don’t come back for the wife for sex… or to even expect anything better. The wife never learns… never grows… she’s a forever liability, I KNEW, and I returned.

    You think about it… What is my real problem?

    Not being smart? Hahahahahahahahahaha… But can I not return when my wife was hurted when career prospect was way better in China? Can I not assist a friend who really needed brother for his wedding… and met my nemesis?

    Spare Tyre, your choices in life define you… Some people call me stupid… But if you want to be you, this path is inevitable. And I am proud for what I did, and I too am in the 30s… Hahahahahahahaha… And I don’t care you mocked me…

    I did no wrong. See? Yeah, I got diseased… I got HSV1 way before my dick got sucked by the babe… about 90% people upon reaching 50s will get HSV1, and when they are 50s, their thymus already boycotted… Hahahahahahahahahaha… that’s why so many OLD people got killed by chicken pox… Am I really ‘diseased’? Is it a wrong divine event? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Think, Spare Tyre…

    “In fact, I seem to have done EVERYTHING I ever wanted in my life…”

    Dear child… you still live like a child… how can you have done everything you ever wanted in your life??? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… It’s not attacking you, just think about it.

    What do you know about the reality of this puny world? You are far far away from ‘everything’. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am stepping into the arena… I won’t call it to give back to society… I know what I am doing, what I need to do, I have to nothing to give back nor take back… Politics is politics… power is power… Power is either going to be in my fucking hands… or in the hands of those fucking hot airs… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Before you have grown up, you can’t tell me you are satisfied… because you have not tasted losing everything… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… or… you have not chose to lose everything… or… you have not come across the wisdom to know a reason to lose everything.

    So how do you know… you are satisfied? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Before challenges, then you can say you are a man… I have chosen many times, and I am facing the ‘definition’. I am also defined by the choices I made… I am not perfect… but I stay in the light despite mockeries… setbacks… criticisms and bla bla bla…

    I can call myself a real man… even if I cry, pretend to cry or really crying… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre… Think about it.


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