鲜花和牛粪的时代。

此战局目前完全照老夫所料,老夫一走,类似‘钉子灵’上阵怎么斗得过妮可虾丫头,吴资政的队伍根本无法在政策上占优势,在号召力上明显处于劣势;这个资政若落马,行动党威力大减,顺理成章下一战不必打也大概知道结局了。其实NSP此队吴名盛领军,但妮可虾风头尽显……丫头毕竟是政治嫩草,简直一朵鲜花插在牛粪上。再美的虾,继续插在牛粪上也只能最终凋谢的。我曾经说过,Vincent锋芒毕露……虽然有力道,但SDP不会用人……幸亏如今行动党已无大将……换是老夫出手,Vincent哪里还有机会翻身?吴资政这次拖着钉子灵……去斗一个傻丫头和一个脑子空空的吴名盛……要是栽跟斗,老脸尽失,执政党根基动摇。吴名盛最恐惧的并不是吴资政……而是老夫。在老夫眼里,他和那个好色大律师不过就是跳梁小丑。他当年在老夫手下尝过苦头吃过亏……所以这次小小的NSP能正视吴资政,那也得拜李小龙总理的教育部‘任人唯贤’将老夫请了出来。

其实老夫心里不希望妮可虾胜。Vincent和妮可虾是难得的美玉,要是妮可虾胜她反而会败得很惨。真正的胜利不是一朝一夕的。妮可虾在女生中,算是很强的战将,可造之材,老夫爱才,更加不希望因为一次胜利就毁了一个人才。NSP人的底细,老夫素有所闻,就吴名盛……怎么会容得下一个娃娃继续当他的浪人,随波逐流?妮可虾年纪尚轻,和Vincent那个玻璃光头一样……锋芒毕露,老夫不过看了一眼就清清楚楚。要是此番对阵的不是钉子灵而是老夫,妮可虾魅力再大……也不过是个小女生。不过此番她参选,有些政治经验或过过瘾也好。丫头不经事儿,长不大的。

让这些敢死队去探行动党虚实本来就是老夫的本意,否则……民主党和人民党如何能那么轻松就找到人出阵……呵呵呵~真正在下棋的,其实是老夫和老资政;要是老资政还是不出手,下一局就不必出手了。老资政高龄近九十,老夫才三十五……但英雄所见略同,换是资政在老夫位置上也会如此的。何况如今布局……老夫已经部属了超过二十年之久……行动党的实力,老夫清楚得很。其实各党的真正实力,老夫也摸得清清楚楚。妮可虾比起工人党的韩MM,韩MM虽然和老夫同龄,但满腔热血,却明显实力不足。老夫在当年她参选时就观察了这位美女……我当年确实觉得此女胆色过人,如今也是。近日的韩MM虽然沉稳许多,但要是真的和妮可虾对阵……还是会败。

韩MM败就在气势上,而且妮可虾和玻璃光头都有辩才,能滔滔不绝,而韩MM有的是她热情的呐喊……

其实这盘棋,无论哪方胜负,其实都是败的。估计老资政心里应该相当清楚。无论身份背景、学历姿色……但没有老夫治国之能,美色多五年韩MM就年40了,学历背景不能让选民当饭吃,行动党数年的各路讨伐,加上杜莱等党内败类的手段抄袭,其实政治资本已经花得七七八八了,资政的底子也越来越虚,但新加坡的情况却越来越危急。老夫早年已经说过……老夫根本不急,因为整个江山真正能治国识大局,扛下整个局势的人才没有几个。“那些自以为能的,老夫欢迎他们全力以赴,倾城而出……”

李资政毕竟还在坐镇,让老同学、妮可虾、玻璃光头等去探阵……而老夫正在做什么呢?老夫有天下局势在望,有LKYSPP的讲座听听,和国内外各路通报……看似退休局外,其实忙得不可开交。要不然,Enclave里的小朋友们问东问西,老夫拿什么逗他们谈天说地?

总理太过嫩,若精明一点儿,老夫现在早就忙得不可开交了,怎么还能悠闲在旁观局?至于下一步棋如何走,其实老夫早就想好了……早在二十年前就准备好了……

可惜王鼎昌总统早逝,否则……老夫如何会受此羞辱、欺负……局势怎么会到如此地步?新加坡那么惨烈可耻的败北如何可能?两座杀人的赌场又如何会在小岛上出现?这个经济如何会搞到如今天般乱七八糟,教育部又如何有机会亏空到那么大境界?!杜莱之流又如何敢如此放肆……不过,要不是如此……老资政一辈子也不会明白到底出了什么差错。忍辱而负重,小不忍则乱大谋,欲将天下者焉能轻举妄动……如今搞到小人处处,政府的‘道理’对这个堕落了的社会是说不通的。人事任免也是乱七八糟……能成栋梁的Ng Eng Hen居然没有调教好就被丢入教育部这个问题部门,那个呆子吕德耀放到了媒体发展……还有那个脑子空空的Josephine和商人Lim Biao Chuan居然也在教育理事安排内……马宝山可以理财或当贸工部的,但你把他扔到公共要务上……别说钉子灵,那个美后都可以跑入国会……

真是‘任人唯贤’,天下大乱~

而这位总理现在糊里糊涂,各部门的事儿媒体问问却模棱两可……结果统帅背后这个说他的,那个说你的,统帅自己都不知道走哪里好……幸亏Hard Truth是老资政的问题,以他的实力还顶得住……还有那个莫名其妙的$8部长,和当狼导演的靠山部长,还有……

其实老夫常常感叹,老资政……好不容易的大好江山,为什么就偏偏要搞到今日的地步?这个总理糊里糊涂上了宝座……能稳吗?他怎么稳?手中一大堆蜜糖,身边无人可用,国势每况日下,连机场也不再是什么第一了。天下哪一个老板会花那么多薪水让人把自己的江山毁掉的?太莫名其妙了。老夫在中学时代就说了一句,李光耀才华出众,但不堪用人,天下难久乎。试问天下,那个是一意孤行靠系统而不被侵蚀灭亡的?

老夫一忍再忍,终于忍到了关键的时期。老资政,请问您目前朝中哪‘一个’人是有用的?老夫日后光是只要查一下武装部队的账,不用数日肯定一个大洞!而且内部紊乱不堪……这类军队如何在时局日益恶化的未来有效运用?你看看这个教育部……乱七八糟,根深蒂固了,教师的油水捞得那么多,有那么多时间赚外快,打游戏,四处旅行享受,却总是哀号薪水不够,工作量大……教出来的学生,一代不如一代,外国人才来了那么多年,失业潦倒的比比皆是,我国的优势一日不如一日,整个社会连简单的道理都不懂。吕部长才访民一下就搞出那么多事情。老资政啊……老夫真的不懂……或是您真的不懂……?都要翻天了……您要是还有高招,就快点儿使使吧……

难道这总理不是您亲生的?您就真的让他陷入多年挖好的坑就袖手旁观了?

总理此局要是还不能稳……他就不用稳了。

老夫……可是什么都没有做的,在下还事事早提醒过……多年如此,不是吗?是何人让张思乐把真个YP搞到连老夫都得加速‘退休’的?连警察都叫进来了!

既然无法在治理上占优势,自然只有抹黑和利用权力对抗……但明朝是怎么灭亡的?好好的国民党,为什么变成了如今朝野丑陋不堪,甚至出现国会中殴斗等流氓近代史?孙中山希望的国民党就是这个样子的?为什么老夫此局按兵不动……因为老资政手中的筹码越来越少,李总理求胜的渴望却会越来越大,而旗下蠢蠢欲动者不计其数……就一个PA,总理能管得了吗?拿什么管?如何管?如何用人?结果就出了个Seah Hock Rong……其实老资政这辈子最大的问题就是不知人,所以依赖系统……而系统又如何会任人唯贤呢?所以就有了Wee Shu Min一流……

CitizenReddot希望老夫出手……其实此局相当凶险;老夫当然会让那些小孩子当前锋……其实如今,已经是三步之内就能定胜负,不急。因为越凶险,所谓的危机就是危险之内藏有机会。老夫老早就说过了,等有一方需要的时候,老夫才有价值……这就是一将功成……万骨枯。现在老夫若回执政党,就算资政肯,也必不被重视,甚至还会被嘲笑……继续任意打压,愚弄,不当一回事儿。老夫还是会被‘请’出教职任人鱼肉的。这个总理还没有察觉事态之严重。要是他清醒,老夫现在哪还能那么悠闲?司马懿懂得的道理,老夫如何不懂?曹睿关关失守,曹魏将失,到时回朝才能重掌大权,掌天下兵符……总理的危机最终是老夫的良机;要是总理临危僵持,回行动党不被重视,反而跟着沉下去……非明智之举。

反对党在如何白痴,就工人党而言,也不会认为妮可虾或Vincent的大嘴巴能平天下。老夫观察刘阿强日久……若此人终得天下,为安天下,守天下,老夫也是有良机的。因为要是反对党得了天下又不重用老夫,下场就是……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~资政老树盘根,老夫尚有忌讳……故绝对不会与老资政正面交锋;总理少不更事儿,让乱党出手,反正其蜀中无大将……我什么人都不得罪。但若反对党自以为能独占天下……哪有那么简单的美事儿?老夫虽非诸葛、韩信……但要应付一个反对党,那是绰绰有余……到时若非天下之主,必被老夫替换。

兵不在多,唯将也。

如今这盘棋,就等看老资政出手……兵不是老夫的,将也不是老夫,局势如此……老资政是杀还是不杀……其余的玩家其实都是棋子。老资政要是不出手或没棋了……行动党就……那时就该老夫出手了。

妮可虾,你丫头觉得你此番是应该输比较好,还是胜比较好呢?呵呵呵呵~

你入主国会,但政治是现实的。你没有治理国家的本事儿,就只能等对手把你给捏碎踢出局。小丫头,你以为为什么老夫明看着民间沸腾却按兵不动……老夫移进移出执政党,妥妥当当,有条不紊,难道老夫观时局会比你还差?有些战是留给别人去送死的……你现在光是有一丁点儿的潜质,政治这种东西不是嘴皮子厉害就可以玩的。妮可虾和韩MM不同,妮可虾不是个花瓶,但还是空空的。这样闯关,便是成功,恐怕失去自我,迷失了方向……NSP又不是最强的队伍,工人党处心积虑,蓄势待发,经营了那么久……就算执政党倒台,又怎么会留下你……难道你从政之前就没有高人指点过?要是工人党依旧不能弄垮执政党,总理随时都可能弄死你。这就是权力的斗争……真正的政治。JBJ就是这样一败涂地的。

所以,老夫不愿意妮可虾胜……她不胜反而可能会真的胜。要是胜了,很可能就是败。David Marshall就是最好的例子。政治是不容许任何遐想的。但愿资政看她年轻不懂事儿又那么可爱……手下留情。但,她的facebook那么多‘耀眼夺目’的数字……你要老资政怎么不想去弄死你?就算他老人家手下留情……工人党也未必那么好心。你表现越出色……你背后的靠山就得越强。这就是硬道理。因为,到后来……出场的就是老夫这类人物。你要真正较量的对手都是老谋深算,机关算尽……真正的实力派。现在这些稍微有些脑子的,都在场外喝可乐看厮杀……

可惜……多么个有才华有潜质的女生……

人外有人,天外有天,否则所向无敌的楚霸王怎么会被他看不起的胯下之夫给灭了。时机未到,你干啥搅和进去?唯一的解释就是……女人的脑子不知道是什么做的……

鬼打鬼

看妮可虾演讲是一种享受。小小年纪台风稳健,那种魄力很吸引老夫。可惜执政党今非昔比,这种人才居然在反对党……要是吴资政落马,一点儿都不稀奇,大势如此,鬼怪招摇过市,有这样的人才呼唤,人心很难不为之振奋。这是妮可虾的优点,但一开始就肆意攻击,那是显示她毕竟还小;而且一开始就亮底牌,很少政治老手会这么做的。就老夫而言,总是喜欢让对手打到开开心心后……全数奉还再加两拳。这样做是因为对手虚,后场再稍微借力还力然后全力攻击……这样才能四两拨千斤。要不,那凯子吴名声和好色律师如何总是吃亏……?娃娃的啼哭声在后面比较慎重,那是好事儿。只可惜时机不对……否则此娃娃真的能‘飞’。

我看了吴名声对妮可虾效应的看法,哈哈大笑~此人嘴上说不介意,其实心里却真的很介意。老夫对人之言是没有兴趣的,对人之心倒是很感兴趣。其言辞之中,透着暗暗的感触……坦白说,这次NSP没有妮可虾喊话,根本毫无作为。小娃娃不知功高盖主的问题……若真的当选,那时NSP的情况会如何,很难说。没有了吴名声,无所谓,没有了妮可虾就没戏……所以小娃娃虽然有才,但时机完全不对。而且,此番大战,执政党问题相当多,身陷包围,但一时半刻又垮不了台,虽然蜀中无大将,但总理选后毕竟大权在握,选前车子都被sabo(捣乱破坏)……这类卑鄙的行径老夫领教过。但问题是,选后妮可虾何去何从……那就是个问题。NSP小是一回事儿,但其实力远远不足。就算妮可虾当选……

韩MM(Glenda Han)的演讲老夫也看了,依然风华绝代,看她演说基本上只是看……因为太美,所以不必听……非也,其台风比上回是较成熟了,人也比较成熟了,但……还是赶不上妮可虾。气魄还是问题……若说美后,韩MM当之无愧,若说政治大将……还是没到炉火纯青的地步,让这大美女上战场……

其实这次大选,若没有妮可虾这类女侠出阵,也太过冷场。因为这次大选打得越激烈,执政党的选战实力就被逼得越暴露出来,资政就越得展现真实的实力……毕竟是自己的儿子……

所以不难了解,除非资政亲自来请,此大选老夫绝对不愿意出阵。确实难得,小女生能打到这种程度,令老夫刮目相看。老夫的称赞可是很稀罕的。

真的,要是NSP不是那么弱,时机成熟了,此番妮可虾肯定能一举绊倒吴资政。

韩MM真是个大美女,魅力无穷,但要说政治魅力……还是那句,看妮可虾群众发言,真是一种享受。呵呵呵~老夫太喜欢这个人才了,因为这女生学习的能力还似乎相当快。才一次演讲就已经进步不少,只是……不知道她的潜力还有多深。说到底,治国不是光靠一张嘴的。工人党一而再攻打阿韵泥集选区,其实老夫老早就提过了……有脑子的反对党为什么特别喜欢一个烂摊子?这一带问题不少,要是取了而不能及早夺得政权控制警察等重要机关进行治理……三教九流集中的地方,又是一大片集选区……光是人力和资源便是充足……也未必能定下来的。

这回的竞选……看到这里,就已经差不多了。剩下的就是看资政怎么应付反军。但老夫希望老资政看到的是佩玲和妮可虾……这类高手都在政府外的局面。要是他老人家不在了,总理拖着那么多拖油瓶要面对那么多问题……怎么应付群雄?这次政府没有老夫主政,总理便是雄心壮志估计也是展翅难飞。此经济无法进化……就如妮可虾那句:五年(甚至十几年)都搞不好,就一下子能相信政府能搞好吗?

听得老夫轰然狂笑~呵呵呵呵~

比如,这抗通膨,怎么可能要求工资大幅度加薪就能的?这根本和经济学背道而驰。比如,一方面屋价要提高,一方面要租金下降或升松超市吞下的那些摊贩不加价……嘿嘿嘿~

政府的那点儿能力,老夫是清清楚楚的。要是总理这五年能风调雨顺,看起来是不太可能的。

不过老资政话是说对了,各政党都希望夺得执政权。没有权,便是诸葛转世又能如何?但自古今来,更有掌权的自己把权力送给了对手。

所以我欣赏妮可虾,但希望她明白,权力的斗争就是那么现实的。真正厉害的高手们都在这个时候看娃娃们开打……喝着可乐翘二郎腿儿为大家喝采。因为时机未到。在赤壁,东吴和刘备的军队之间,东吴兵精粮足,但为什么诸葛亮让周瑜去取荆州?原因很简单,曹操虽然衰了,但曹操毕竟是猛虎一头,怎么可能退回北都又不设防?如今的情况……执政党治理,光是私人教育界混蛋就不少,和执政党你来我往的人士不在话下,丑闻不断之余,简直是光天化日都不避嫌,加上不少内政问题和外政的‘故事儿’,问题很多……老夫心知肚明。通货膨胀的问题,老夫老早就提过了,住屋等问题……亦如此,可虽如此,执政党毕竟老树盘根,大将李光耀尚在,粮草充足。周瑜以为执政党失误连连,可以一呼百应乘虚而入……

一呼百应,唤醒民愤,那绝对可以……但乘虚而入就未必入得了。

也就是说,妮可虾、Vincent和各位‘人才’ 此番大费周章,不过是为别人做嫁衣……

我最近在民间走了两圈……群情激奋,难得啊……那么多人关注大选,和以往静悄悄的情况全然不同,而且都是在揶揄执政党和李光耀的;都是一些小孩子的无知见解。网上的就更不必提了……下一届,年轻……或血气方刚,年少无知的大学生等要进来投票了,这一届总理肯定稳不下来,资政肯定要过九十高龄……能不能维持下去都是个问题。

缺钱可以筹钱,老夫说到底最关注的就是人才。我和总理是绝对不同的,我对垃圾完全没有兴趣……CitizenReddot要救万民于水生火热……呵呵呵~拿薪救火,那是火上加油之举。重要的还是人才。

这场仗,老夫一直有留意。到底要帮执政党,要加入反对党或是……自立门户,这个要看看情况。还是那句,根本不急。是有原因的。原因如何,不方便细说,但到底老夫会效力何处,这张底牌暂时是不会出的。还是那句老话,最后能掌权的是能治理四方的人才。老夫最希望的……就是那些自以为财雄势大的能早早入场……反正这些人不早入场也就不必入场了。因为局势老夫比任何人都清楚,‘水生火热’真的要来了。呵呵呵~到时全世界就只有老夫能应付。这场游戏,最后笑得最大声的……一定是老夫。大不了一走了之,到时哭得最大声的就是新加坡。政府在整顿经济上……老夫已经多次知会老资政,根本不行……但整顿是必须的。既然不能整顿,实力已经是相当清楚了。

这一场除了是总理的‘翻身战’,也是孔明放周瑜攻打荆州的一次历史时刻。只是,谁又知道……在茫茫人海中,‘孔明’到底是谁?呵呵呵呵~

这个教育部长,老夫左右是当定的了,只是时间的问题而已。政治……新加坡政治和国际政治,不就是如此……说穿了,双刃剑一柄,鹿死谁手,不到最后一刻,谁也不知道。所以真正的底牌不到最后,高手都是不会露的。Enclave里面的小娃娃们……迟早也是会知道老夫的真面目的。能掌控国际局势,玩天下于鼓掌之中的,又能屈身到谁都看不见的,那才是天下无双。

也因为如此……Elfred这个怪物是时候走了……因为让那些胡闹的挑染小丑取得政权……真是儿戏。国家放到这些小孩子手中……

他们玩够了,就到老夫出手了。

其实最希望老夫出手的,照理由应该是老资政。或许老夫真的高估了他老人家。老夫要是不出手,他也是全军覆没。这点,他应该会算到的。也许年纪大了,就有点儿不清楚了。说实在的,老夫真的很讨厌政治……但老夫要不出手,这个国家谁能扛?那些自认为功力深厚的,大可以继续试试玩玩,反正还有时间……呵呵呵~老夫不是没有工作,大把的工作就等着老夫处理。国家混乱与否……就看老夫出不出手。

妮可虾等人干得不错……现在民间沸腾了,各位有什么治国实力,就展现吧……嘿嘿嘿~

大家不妨猜猜,老夫到底会投入哪个阵营?呵呵呵~

坦白说,老夫自己都不知道,别人怎会知道?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

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46 Comments

  1. Gate5
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    你和韩MM同龄而且布了二十年的局,那你不是十五岁就开始布局了吗? 佩服,佩服!

  2. Posted April 27, 2011 at 11:44 pm | Permalink

    有什么好佩服的?我小学四年已经阅读那种深奥文字数百页的《三国演义》,在入幼儿园以前已经查询各国国情,其实别人选题作文,我选的多是时事题,那也是小学。你觉得不可思议,那是正常的。我小学的时候就说了,我的偶像要是有的话,就是李光耀。

    十五岁……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~十五岁我早就在联络各区的消息网了。十五岁我是体育和作文比赛的平常奖项得主。到了JC,得奖觉得腻了。

    要最终掌控大局,我和Ti Lik是不同的。他贪图的是眼前的好处,能爬得多高……和过去那些幼稚又好高骛远的民主党人一样……和很多新加坡平民一样……十五岁……我在更年轻时已经加入了经济辩论。当时通货膨胀已经开始了,因为在1980年代时,很多人在1970年左右存的钱都变成了不是钱了……那时的经济危机造成很多议论。

    当然……我从懂事儿以来,一直都在观察李光耀……从其黑头……到白头……到如今……身体每况愈下……

    十五岁……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

    反正时间是没有意义的。如今这盘棋,就等老资政出手……我只知道,此人绝对不会让出江山的……但绝对无法保住江山。因为其已经无人可用……他出手与否其实结局都是一样……但他没有选择……

    这就是权力的斗争。辛辛苦苦,差点儿覆灭才得的江山……又得罪了那么多人,为了江山,为了后代,他应该会‘杀人’的。因为他在不出手,也许就没命出手了。总理如今自己都被各部搞到晕头转向……

    所以这局相当凶险……先让小孩子探阵……老夫忙着……睡大觉,打游戏,出国玩乐……还有逗孩子玩……我那个小孩儿,看来也是可造之材。简直有过之而无不及的……捣蛋。呵呵呵呵~

  3. New Comer
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    Why are you totally quiet about this GE2011 during this period of time (of hastings)? Did you script run accordingly?

    Why did Lee Hsien Loong attempt at apologising? What is his strategy, if any? Trying to win votes this way, at the last minute?

    Do you wish to comment on this, please Elfred?

  4. Posted May 5, 2011 at 8:24 am | Permalink

    Eh? You sound like you know me for a long time???

    Maybe I have always been sooooo quiet? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Why did PM Lee apologise?

    Maybe to make more mistakes… then more apologies, then record mistakes, then record apologies… then… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Win votes? How do you win votes by telling people after talking so big about how great the gahmen has been and now…

    “Sorry, actually my gahmen has been a crap all the while…”

    I think we have gone over this…

    I don’t have much to comment, I am all for watching.

    Do you know what is a script? Of course the actors must act accordingly.

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 5, 2011 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

      Well Elfred, you seem to think that PM Lee’s apology won’t work.

      However, other indications are that it may be effective enough to save Aljunied. We may get an 86-1 result.

      We’ll see. I hope you are right but I am sick at the thought that 86-1 might be the actual outcome

      Here’s the chance for us to test the accuracy of your political radar

  5. Posted May 5, 2011 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… You are using this tiny Aljunid to test my political radar? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    PM’s apology won’t really change much, Spare Tyre… Mr Wong KS’s apology is killing him.

    Don’t you still get it even without the PM, the fight will still be the same. It’s the people. The track record of their puny experience in Singapore, what they see, and how they think.

    Whether they get Aljunid GRC is really pure gambling. Like I said, the oppositions have enough resources for at least 1~2 GRCs; thereafter, leaving the fight to the people… even I cannot decide on mortals’ free will. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    But it doesn’t matter on how you think… Win or loss for the oppositions, the script goes on as expected… I am watching somethings more relevant than the election results. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Unless God decides to intervene… nobody can be sure about the free will of people.

    Is it effective to save Aljunid GRC? Ask the PM himself… Is he established yet or with what legacy will he move the leadership of the people???

    Anyway, I readily accept his apology… I readily allows one more term for him to prove himself… but as we have discussed… his choice of success without me is close to absolute zero. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hey… this is about governance…

    If you ask me, I am hoping Aljunid GRC stays. I know PM’s top personal secretary… I’d like to see the ‘real him’ at work. Would be fun. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But… if Aljunid falls… Mr Low is gone… so the people of that GRC must consider… Do they want to say goodbye to Mr Low… or do they really need BG Yeo…? It’s really a fight between BG Yeo and people will on oppositions… where comes the PM in the first place???

    You can’t weigh in on such things when you have not even established yourself…

    And you have to observe the number of civil servants and GLC linked people who’d decide… This election has only 75% not without a reason. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Or how can it be the last safe election for the PAP???

    For eg, you can go on to say I am inaccurate… but I’d just go on with the script… Just like people say this say that about me… doesn’t change my abilities… doesn’t change anything at all. Ong Teng Cheong’s death did change something… PM Lee’s apology… won’t.

    Why?

  6. Cicada
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 11:53 pm | Permalink

    Because heaven’s will is heaven’s will. truth is truth Elfred. What are your takes on Obama’s success at the next poll and who might be the real contender beside the dud Donald trump? Also am really keen to hear your views on what are the factors to look out for that will influence the american presidential election… hope we have the priviledge..

    so sorry folks if i have hijacked the topic.. this is after all.. cooling day..

  7. Posted May 6, 2011 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    Hi Cicada… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You asked the real question. Yes. The election this time round is the USA election.

    I cannot answer you this before I had my break. I am surprised you actually asked a relevant question… which… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… How am I going to answer you? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    All I can say is that the coming US election will in no small way… affect the Southeast Asian region. And who will be the next president… WILL depend on God’s favor, as it had been for the last couple of elections. One key factor that I can tell you offhand… will be really about somewhere else. It’d affect the choice of whom shalt be into the White House. It’s a dance, you see… we must have a good ‘partnership’ for a dance to be exciting.

    Just to say… I still opt for Palin for my personal delight. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Yes… Heaven’s will overrides… Which is why you people are seeing the mess now maturing… of which I don’t really care if who wins or losses this round. As long as the mess continue, as long as the PM continues with such an ‘ace’ team… I don’t care if he apologises or not… NOTHING will change… despite BG Yeo making news calling for PAP change… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    PM also said about internal change…

    Will BG Yeo be able to stop Tin Pei Ling’s rise? Will BG Yeo be able to stop MM Lee? Will BG Yeo be able to cut President’s salary to merely $5000 when his ability to pardon is stripped… $5000 is more than enough of an old man’s retirement and to travel around the world on taxpayers’ monies. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So…?

    The deciding factor of Singapore’s fortune is actually the ‘New Father of Singapore’… not those ministers, hot airs… and even the PM.

    1 more term, Cicada… and it’s time to clean up the hot airs… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I ever said, when Goh Meng Seng and the likes are edging forward, they will start to see me rising… Do you think I’d like those junks take over this sinisterous and vulnerable island…? I have watching both sides talking cocks… They don’t even know what they are talking about…

    After the election, 1 more term of sufferings to go… Meanwhile, I’d have big holiday to take… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Strange, Cicada… how do you know asking all these of the Enclave? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The US election is a very important factor… that cannot be messed up, Cicada… You will eventually realise why.

  8. Cicada
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 1:50 am | Permalink

    i am most keen to find out why Elfred, because i have no clue from the global mass media infotainment.. i have only my guts to trust and fellow well informed watcher’s notes to follow. the global arena is far more important in the few years to come.

    So far the local show is most interesting.. but that’s about it. What ever water shed.. what changes.. what political awakening.. hahaha.. these are the views from mortal’s eyes. it is far more interesting to see the world from God’s eyes. the justling between the demons and angels. the back and forth of support and condemnation. most importantly.. the bookies’s odds. hope everyone can make some money~ a little will do ok. dun bet your whole life savings. God dun deal with chances.. hehe..

  9. Cicada
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 2:21 am | Permalink

    Just some info from the grape vine.. i think some fellow interested “spies” here have seen this. copy and pasted:

    “Overall Assessment
    Signs are that more quality candidates will emerge. Many are too busy to form and run parties. A new party with Liberal format is expected to be formed and this will attract the new well performing candidates. They have tasted blood and it will no go away. This group is expected to compete directly with WP for profile. Watch for participation by professionals – lawyers, doctors, technocrats and ex-civil servants

    RP will go under. No hope in its present form. NSP will go back to its old ways. SDP unfortunately will continue to drink from the NGO chalice and the money and junkets to overseas political events will be too strong a temptation to give up. Local politics does not attract enough funding. Might continue to rent party seats to engage in participate in GEs.

    PAP will have undergo massive change, break the hold of the cadres to remain relevant. Despite its 50 plus years hold on this country, respect is not a term associated with the Party. Contrived support with leaches, packed lunches and chartered buses are the image associated with the PAP. It will continue to dominate the political landscape for the following reasons;
    1) using the govt machinary to identify and nuture talent as a monopoly
    2) use of carrots and sticks to control party politics
    3) use of various rules and regulations such a gerrymandering, election obstacles to continue to maintain a distinct advantage in parliament and politics
    4) control of the press
    5) control over Peoples Association to pay for grassroots cultivation and support using taxpayers money and to indirectly fund its campaign. “

  10. Posted May 6, 2011 at 2:23 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahaha… Another christian who believes in God??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hehe…

    Either nemesis is a big mouth… or you are intercepting and asking what you shouldn’t be asking. Hehe~

    That woman was and is a big problem… But fishing fishes with baits is always better than probing intrusively. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    The local show is only about two rotten apple sellers trying to lelong their wealth in the pants of Singaporeans for the shiok…

    What exactly do you want to know and think you would get an answer from, Cicada… … Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Yes. The fight between the angels and demons has been most… blood vomiting, and not without casualties over the long mortal years… I have to see a girl grows into a horror. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… That’s one.

    Who do you think should get the job? Actually, the real angle to look at it is, who in God’s view should NOT get the job. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Dear Cicada, knowing too much and in advance can at times… not to your best interest.

  11. Cicada
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    Gods, angels demons are for mortals. i believe in the all seeing eye and that Heaven like ben xiao hai. True Elfred. Knowing too much is bad for health.

    For me.. i am in it for the entertainment only sorry if i sound really not serious and non-chalent. i can only wait patiently after your big break Elfred, for the revelation of the power situation in the USA.

    i am too much down below in the mortal level like you said before. Indeed Heaven’s will is ever changing, not getting the Job is the current will for the blessed one.

  12. Posted May 6, 2011 at 2:46 am | Permalink

    Interesting but bunch of rubbish… If those ‘spies’ love junk food, ie… the certifying certainty in politics of no certainties… certainly makes me marvel… From where have you picked up this piece of trash? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    1. The machinery is used to fixed… but hardly efficient in nurturing. Why do you think this PM is so stuck?

    2. This is what I am actually looking at for PAP’s fall… I’d give you 1000 carrots for 1500 people coming into the (eg) workforce, but next year… I’d have to give a total of 2000 carrots for the 3500 people coming in… assuming growth rate remain constant… and then… 3000 for the 5000 people coming in…

    The problem is… How many people in the civil sector ONLY work for 5 years…? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    As you can see now, even GRCs are under attack, and cost of carrots are up, and yet… too many mouths to please…

    3. There is no rules and regulations without cunts…

    4. There is never control of the press when nobody believe whatever is written… it’s being too long, and when people won’t buy the news, the press control becomes redundant ALREADY. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    5. Quite true… creating a huge allocation of resources issues compounding to more problems with every one solved… plus… also ‘Monk getting too many with mouths growing bigger…’ and end up nobody really happy. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… ie… gone case as well.

    Here’s just briefly analyse… So it’s really crap…

    “Watch for participation by professionals – lawyers, doctors, technocrats and ex-civil servants…”

    Obviously you have not comb the grounds… This group of ‘technocrats’ are precisely the type seen to have messed up the entire island… What’s the use of those scholars without eg, Nicole Seah who is merely a young ignorant and naive girl/woman (depending on her virginity)? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Also… WP is absorbing the same bunch of jokers and PAP and even Chiam is…

    RP’s problem is pretty real… because of Kenneth’s management issues… till he learns from Dr Chee who now sayang Chiam ST… Kenneth needs to grow up if RP would stay afloat. If he does, I don’t mind join RP. PAP won’t appreciate the New Father of Singapore… too many silly mortals eyeing for the MP-ship, busy office politicking… and a PM who loves Tin Pei Ling… seemingly hopeless. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    More quality candidates will emerge… especially after Nicole and Vincent helps accelerate the events. Sad for Nicole… but…

    1 more term. You see how Khaw and Mah smiled? Hahahahahahahahaha… With Lui and the rest going around fighting the population and more human resource managed like that… PM’s chance of making it… complete ZERO. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… I still marvel at Lui’s positioning in the media… when he is obviously an anti-media chap… Everywhere he goes… he’s like marketing the worst of PAP… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Then he calls people he can’t handle online adversaries…

    Gosh…

    1 more term to endure… Frankly, I have have enuff… Hahahahahahahahaha… but still… patience. If the MM thinks this is the way to go… WHY NOT? Hahahahahahahahaha… I more than happy idle and kiao-kar on the fence…

  13. Posted May 6, 2011 at 2:49 am | Permalink

    Cicada… let’s see who MM think will emerge this time. Hehehehehehe~

    Good news… I think I have fucking autoimmune disease… and my yesterday HIV test at Mt E… still negative… Haiz… …

    Is this a joke?

    ?????????????????????????

  14. james the small
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 6:07 am | Permalink

    I attended 2 SDP 2 WP and 1 NSP rally.Moving among the crowd that was neutral and not planted,I conclude that the angst and frustrations are truly genuine amongst the ordinary heartlanders, and surprising the city slickers @ SDP’s Boat Quay UOB rally.

    The ball is rolling and it will stop on Saturday night @ 8.00pm.The bets are laid and the results will be known in the early hours of Sunday morning.

    May we all hopefully live long and not die soon.

  15. Posted May 6, 2011 at 9:02 am | Permalink

    So James, what’s the occassion? You going to host a celebration if oppositions win GRC/s or you going to run round my GRC naked if PAP wins? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Kidding lah~

    Live… and it’s time to assume my divine role. But first, I still have my well-deserve holiday trip to make, then hopefully when I return, CDC has a great career waiting for me…

    “Stocks are up, and UN has signed world peace… plus Elfred has been offered a fantastic career in Singapore… Yeeeeeeyaks~ Now the real news…” Hahahahahahahahahaha… I am such a fallout 3 fan. ^.^

    PM said sorry, happily accepted… now… where is my career????????????????????????

  16. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    peace Elfred. any perceived insults was just ribbing so don’t take it personally. let’s just say I would not spend so much time here if I didn’t enjoy myself or take things of value away. And I have told you the truth about myself so up to you how you take it, no desire to expand upon that. I’m happy not to grow up because I’ve everything I want and that includes happiness, and I won’t trade that for anything else.

    Now in the final 24 hours before the poll results come up, I’ll join you on your fence. The time to jump off it is soon eh?

    I think the party political broadcast was disappointing for PM….outperformed by Sylvia, VW and surprise, surprise, by a passionate Jeanette. KJ lost a boatload of talent there!

    the poor closing may be decisive, we shall see. its a coin toss whether the end is this weekend or in 5 years time

  17. Posted May 6, 2011 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… For one, if you are engaging politics, you will be forced to grow up. I ‘had’ that happiness before, though I also knew it won’t last. The difference between you and me is… you choose to blind yourself, I never ignored the risks and faced them. So… yes, I have been seemingly devastated on many occassions…

    But during the toughest of challenges… I am also the stronger soul.

    It’s not up to you to trade, Spare Tyre…

    Hahahahahahahaha… I took alot of things personally, including SIAS, and many others such as those craps in NTUC forum… it’s life, Spare Tyre. You’d always have karma not now then later. Your choices define you, they also decide the ‘returns’ in a balance to be maintained… especially when issues are processed by myself.

    I have… recently being start receiving training for the role to come. In the past decades, the protocols do not allow me to step out and do anything much. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    The script must be maintained, lest being disrupted by myself… even from the time of the YPforum.

    As for how the process will start and go… this is not what I can enlighten chatters of the Enclave of.

    I did not watch the PM’s speeches and such… I only go for what are entertaining… and missed or watched doesn’t matter.

    Whilst God has started rendering aid… before anything, I have still a trip to make. Singapore… is merely a small island… Vote as you so desire… None of my business, won’t change any fuck to come.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Stay on the fence, Spare Tyre… You are not ready to jump off yet. Do you know, you can’t really just expect to enter the arena by the baptism of hot airs, and such… You’d need divine support. Politics is not something that can be fought with a single soul… So you stay on the fence… and help tell off those tires who are coming in and tell me their politics is about they having friends in here or in Africa…

    For fuck I care… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted May 7, 2011 at 8:24 am | Permalink

      your obsession frames your perspective, and not in a healthy way

      you think of yourself as the new father of singapore

      i think of myself as an engaged voter curious about political realities in singapore

      whether who has the stronger soul, firstly i am not aware there’s such a competition and secondly thats not for you to judge

      for your sake, I hope Elfredo is just one facet of your true personality and not the sum or even dominant part. Not that you’d damage Singapore, the risk is you’ll damage yourself…if you have not already

  18. Posted May 7, 2011 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    I don’t really see what we have to compete on. And yes, it’s curious you brought in the word ‘competition’. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    It’s really very healthy, Spare Tyre, though your concern is much appreciated.

    However, Spare Tyre… I have been a pretty accurate ‘judge’ on people… which is a must in my trade. Since you are here in the Enclave, it’s better you learn to face the bluntness of truth dishing around here. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Of course, this ‘ability’ also helps to have fun with women… To be honest, I usually gauge women, and spooked them with truths they don’t wanna hear… such as telling them their men who’d in the future desert them. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… 100% works, and almost 100% accuracy given enough time.

    Mortals… are not very hard to see through, hence their choices.

    I won’t be damaging Singapore… see…? My rise will require someone else to damage this silly state… so that I can ‘repair’ it back into good shape. I have a ridiculously high IQ… and I like to play on mortals’ folly… I ever pretended to flung in front of a stupid self-proclaimed IQ 160 asshole who obviously wanna show off a stupid trick to the girls… It was so… hilarious and fun as he mocked me…

    And when that self-proclaimed IQ 150 Lieut approached me wanting to fuck my sister…

    I know very well he is the ticket out of once armor always armor rubbish…

    Mortals… so easily peeled naked… and seen…

    It’s so very strange that you are talking like this, Spare Tyre… No offence… you sound like a female homo sapien… the… thinking patterns… I mean. 30++ yet… I feel you are a little girl. Like Glenda Han… I watched her naked self on stage… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    For my sake… I am born like this… Just like I timed my wife flung the second chance in perfect manner… sad but amused, that the Beijing woman never believed to wait for me…

    The reality of politics, my child… is the reality of mortals. What’s news?

    My true personality is indeed very eccentric… I derive much fun seeing mortals going crazy… doing perfectly what they are idiotically programmed to do. I talked to many women before, of their ‘realities’… while I bet with myself their mortal limits will ‘allow’ them a perm fuck disappointment as they insist on what they themselves admitted were wrong… Sad, but amused.

    Know why I knew my wife will come back… I read her soul for too long. I only need to hear the voice of that jerk, and I knew she’d be back… So I emailed her for the entire 2 years she gone missing…

    I wrote to MM… knowing precisely that he can’t do anything. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Mortals… It’s not something you’d understand… As much as I would like people to understand… but mortals will never understand… even when it is death they chose.

    I have mentioned a Nemesis here… the only individual I can’t directly ‘read’… but I can draw her to expose herself instead. Gosh… I don’t like what I see. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I love to peel people naked… the truth… I am only interested in the truth, in true love, and in quality politics… Do you think BG’s call for a transformed PAP is possible?

    First of all, would he step down? It’s a lie. I know. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Sue me for this… I’d point out everything to show he’s lying. What is a ‘transformed’ PAP, when he himself should just step down after rallying support for a jackal…

    Sigh…

    In terms of damaging myself… Well… Look at it this way, if I were to be you, maybe I’d get the girl I wanted back then… but I can’t… this is one sort of damage… you love her, you lost her, you damage yourself BUT… it’s inevitable… It’s a damage that is constructive to my life.

    Why do I want a girl or a married woman… married for about ten years, bearing a child for another man… but does not still know true love? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… So, it’s a loss, but what loss is this? I felt lovesick and hurted… but so what I get her? It’s a useless gain… She’s like the other common women… happy now, then… devastated later. I saw her husband… one eye I can tell she chose trouble.

    You look at all those assholes out there… screaming, yelling… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    So it’s not just politics, Spare Tyre…

    Am I to judge? Yes. Because I don’t like nosense in the Enclave… Even JSW… I want him to be pulled up and up and up until… he can provide a nicer chat of quality… It’s very boring watching the world alone…

    I am not defending my own Elfredian personality… I said before… usually people… when they see ladders, they grab the first ladder and up they go… and mock at Elfred how much damages he done to himself by being idle… Just like that asshole Ti Lik… He cheonged and cheonged… and cheonged the wife of a man who he doesn’t love, nor the woman understood love…

    The woman’s excuse for her fuck quest was her husband was good for nothing… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    She took the vow, for good and bad, for rich or poor, for sick and health, for whatever fuck they are married… She took marriage a decision. Bad news…

    Mortals… They always thought they have everything… but they never pursue everything.

    In politics… it’s POWER. In relationship, it’s ALWAYS the One.

    You can say that I am indeed damaging myself… by pulling out that painful tumor… in the most painful fashion… which is, if I can do that like some usual play… Other than death… I have nothing to be bothered with.

    Spare Tyre… do not be blind. You want to choose…

    Now before you are two rotting apples… choose. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… For me, I’d rather go hungry and choose neither. I may for a moment feel full… but the coming stomache will drain my lifeforce even more.

    I am telling you this is because if you really are interested in politics… You MUST grow up. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But thanks for your kind concern about me…

    I do not think of myself as the New Father of Singapore for nothing… I don’t mind let PM apologises and I gracefully accept his apology… and let him go on messing himself and everyone else up… Well, Tin Tin is making news again… This is the mortal truth.

    I might enjoy (eg) sucking up Durai, but that means I’d also lose the right to govern this sickening state.

    To you, it’s not healthy… but I am ‘healthier’ than that Tan Kin Lian. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Love truly, think deeply… and just do what you need to do.

    No competition. Say, you grab what doesn’t belong to you, what’s the point? See?

    Like I said… this is a small boat entering a big stormy sea… yet everyone wants the wheel… … Hahahahahahahahahahaha… No matter who gets the wheel, if it were not to be me… the boat capsizes… and everyone dies… but me. Because I am already ready to flee with my unique ‘personality’.

    You are really too young.

    That’s this jerk who ‘stole my wife’. To him, maybe his ego suggested he won… I lost… But in matters of the heart… there is no win or lose. He had his pleasure with my wife, my wife had her lesson she’d never learn, I… I appear to have lost, BUT what have I lost? True love? No no no no no… My wife has proven… she doesn’t know what love is, and what those vows she took mean… I lost… really nothing.

    Now… I can look for someone new…

    Spare Tyre, it’s perspective, not obsession. My focus on true love or the One in relationship is not obsession, but a clean cut perspective of what I have to do and what I want. My focus on politics… shows me… it doesn’t matter if my old school mate from Pri to JC won Hougang… it doesn’t mean as my mom whined… that I am such capable person yet I did nothing (she doesn’t mean politics)… that Glenda Han did something much earlier… and that doesn’t mean anything… at all. JBJ jumped into parliament… if his wife were to be around when he lost everything…

    What would her wife have lost…? Money.

    What would JBJ have lost…? He already lost his way. He fought… without the need to seize power… He lost everything for a goal he doesn’t understand. He fought MM Lee Kuan Yew for WHAT? JBJ has nothing to lose from the start, nor did he really damage himself…

    He gained the respect of even PAP.

    Think about it, Spare Tyre… Everyone who comes to the Enclave… gets their relevant lessons to continue in this political talk cock. Remember, politics is not about the mouth… It’s really about your soul…

    And it’s the soul I am sensing, not the fatteries, or whatever…

    And yeah… the time has come that I must review the need to step in… and… this is my personality. We have nothing to compete, even me with the PM… He can’t do it, he can’t. I can do it… time’s ripe, I’d do it. What’s there to compete? I am not the one tiny vote to kick him out of the game… not to mention, I’m not even staying in AMK… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Think, child… think.

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted May 7, 2011 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

      It is my intention to stay young as long as possible! I’ve completed my first to-do list in life and now starting on the second list…I am grateful, this is like winning big and winning early at the casino…playing on house money now.

      Power is so overrated, sounds like a lot of constant work with minimum fun – doesn’t fit my personality Tommy Koh said once that a politician is like an Alsatian, and he himself is a Labrador. I am no Alsatian, no pure-bred Lab either, maybe a mutt.

      What I like is to collect unusual knowledge – the rarer and harder to find, the more interested I am. Ya. I also collect unusual friendships – the more unusual and rare the person, the more interested I am.

      It is admirable that you are able to hold yourself above the corruption and greed that currently infests the PAP system. Its easy enough at a young age, but to hold on to high principles into your 30s and 40s requires one to dig a little deeper.

      You have a borderline lunacy that comes from a mix of deprivation and burning too bright. Hope you get better, you seem to be. That last post you wrote, in some ways, was the sanest post of yours that I’ve read (though I must admit I often skim through your posts…they get a bit rambly). Haha, don’t worry, I do the same when your old friend in Hougang and ministers tell me the same grandfather stories.

      It’s ok. Most intelligent people, with any sort of principles, often go through a phase in the wilderness. I did mine a long time ago. As long as your compass is sound and you know your limits, chances are that you’ll be able to find your way. Sounds like you will. But it won’t hurt to get a good psychiatrist to talk to…those are hard to find though!

      I absolutely believe we should all find THE ONE in lie. If you keep an open mind, in the course of a human lifespan, you will find more than one woman who can make you very happy and whom you can make happy. I’m married to THE ONE but I’ve also met a couple others who could have been it. Ask, and you shall receive. Right now, I think that’s the only thing I can offer you in exchange for the insights into Singapore politics you have given me.

      And oh yea, I know it doesn’t mean much to you, but you made a good assessment on this elections.

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted May 7, 2011 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

      btw, those things you mention…

      power

      respect of others

      yuck. I wouldnt want those if you gave them to me. I would not be at the wheel of that small boat in the stormy sea unless I was really stupid or careless.

      The only thing that would interest me is, whether they’d be good fishing in the storm (I know fish bites in rain, but an actual storm?)…..and the knowledge of who in the boat is truly the best person to steer

  19. New Comer
    Posted May 7, 2011 at 10:14 am | Permalink

    Thanks for everything Elfred.

    Hahahahaha….. yes, you are right on …I know you and you know me too, for a long time. Hahahahaha….

  20. Posted May 7, 2011 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    YPforumer… Well… from my rusting memory, I don’t recall any ‘friendly’ YP forum chatters… since most if not all are deprived of common sense. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    What was your nick then?

    Yeah, it’s been a long time since, New Comer… And now, it’s time for me to step in. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… No need to thank, the rules of this Enclave… deemed it appropriate that people shalt come and be entertained as best as possible.

    ‘Elfred’ is dying…

    Then ‘Teck Guan’ can emerge… The protocol is ending…

    Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Without the New Father of Singapore… incumbent and hot airs… the people still suffer. Let those hot airs be shiok for now… Hahahahahahahahaha…

    For one thing, I don’t know you. I have always been as it is, say as it is… What nick were you back then? A dead Empty Cage? That stupid Bohemian? Vincent? If you don’t wish to tell, I fully respect your riddle…

  21. Posted May 8, 2011 at 12:42 am | Permalink

    Spare Tyre… hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… in the Enclave Lunacy is a prized label. Do not ever forget, we are the insanes… in order to sanely talking the cocks of the crazy situation.

    I would have to write an update post for this election… yet… since almost question and issue has been touched on our chit-chats and for the past year of ‘ramblings’ you’d choose to dance on, really… lesser incentive to repeat. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… I think CitizenReddot can come back, the election is over.

    Well… the best result has happened… Nicole loses, the GRC gain is without 1~2 when a chief contender is getting the gain, and even Mr Chiam is ousted. And of course, NSP… My old schoolmate is going into parliament… that’s the real show I am waiting… JBJ winning the seat is one thing… if he survives… is another. Hahahahahahahahahaha… And note that many GRCs are dangling now at near 50%~55% level. PAP is… finishing.

    Actually, another GRC would be down… if the oppositions know the secret of PAP. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… But they don’t. And don’t be envy of Mr Low… He should have taken an easier GRC to manage. Yes, that was the strongest team… and like I said… it’s the ‘talents’ that matter.

    Nicole’s fight is an eye-opener for me… I must praise that little girl because she really almost removed SM Goh. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… It’s sad for her because if I were to be in her team, SM Goh would have already lost… 1 thing, I know how to handle personal attacks better than that idiotic Ng teacher… second, I hold a whole fucking list of SM Goh related ‘issues’… other than Durai and Ming Yee and… But I do not wish Nicole to win. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    WP’s victory in that GRC… means WP now DESPERATELY need talents. They need talents to run that GRC BEFORE that victory also means the demise of WP due to destrict governance issues… and Low will need talents to quickly down another 3 more GRCS the coming round. Yet…

    Everything has gone within expectations…

    My parents are talking about the election… Hahahahahahahahaha… what do they know really about politics? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    This election shows one important thing… I’d have gotten into parliament way easier than I expect it to be. But caution is still the keyword for Elfredian moves… There is even a desperately 2% difference in a SMC. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Another thing I hope this election will do is wake up Kenneth’s idea. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Goh Meng Seng… he said there’s going to change for NSP CEC… It’d be a big political mistake if they make Nicole the sec-gen. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Nicole… is good, but I see something problematic about her that could be a killer in the future for her if she were to be so interested in politics.

    As for Glenda Han… she’s turning 40yo… too bad for her.

    While the election is officially over… now the real game starts. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… MM may not have made much moves during the election, except to win without competition with some ‘technical flaws’, but he is still very much influential in this machinery… so how many more technical issues my old school mate will get (to be honest, my Mom and his Mom had been chatters, I know this chap very well… when he was a prefect and I… always the cunning rules breaker. Hahahahahahahahahaha…) and how MM will see fit to do with the GRC situation.

    Like I said, Low made a right move right choice. Yaw is a leader-leader, he should be able to handle an election when defence is needed BUT… Yaw is… only a leader-leader. He can’t handle a ministry alone. And he has entered the parliament with the rising tide on the back of Mr Low. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Yaw can’t lead a team to fight GRC, not in the ace team, but he certainly can hold the defence at Hougang…

    Low Thia Khiang for this, I give him a credit. And now, his real fight begins. Remember, governance will decide… If they cannot govern properly, people will want them kicked out… but… luckily for them, the people is thinking more of kicking PAP who has now…

    “Kate Spade!” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The Wheel of the Boat is not about you wanting or not for being what and what, lesser of it mattering being stupid or careless… It’s not even your choice… when…

    “Do you wish to be drowned alongside with a capsizing boat?”

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I was in PAP for years, Spare Tyre. I saw my Dad making his first pot of gold while I was and am the only child who prefer to squeeze ourselves in a 3rm flat. If it were not becos of my siblings’… ‘fighting’ capability… I wouldn’t want to leave Clementi’s tiny flat… Corruption… Greed… Money… Women… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    It’s a culture NOT principles… My life is not about money or big condos… That’s what my wife doesn’t understand… especially her shameless family… whereby her sis told me point blank she’d rather my wife be a hooker than to marry me… My wife hence… … regretably chose to be influenced by that family… and she lost EVERYTHING. Remember, the Japanese seas are now hit by plutonium and strodium…

    With that sort of dist from Japan, her shameless family will only need to absorb one lovely lasting isotope to kill them over time… and of cos, that applies to that addition child…

    Sigh… Finding the right woman… but woman can change… for better or… mostly for the worst. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    A man, a man like me… who can go long way into unlimited greatness with my capabilities… will need someone behind who can power my way up. If it were to be politics, I’d need a woman who share the view of being supportive. Hahahahahahahahaha… Probably when I enter politics, then I’d meet that sort of women… I expect my babes to enter the arena. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    In real I only need the One… not anyone. Hahahahahahahahaha… But now… I think… well… nobody understands true love, nor will hold it in Singapore… unless I start searching overseas… hardly possible to find the One. Even the Nemesis… she has… become someone I can’t ever approve of in usual stance. Partly my fault…

    In any case, my eyes will be on Nicole… and Vincent and a couple of people. After all to this luatic… talents are more important than Kate Spade… something PM Lee is different from me. I’d NEVER kick Elfred out from MOE teaching, but his administration would, that’s why he’s losing.

    In the coming term… his yaya-ness in human resource management will dictate his governance situation when so many GRCs are enjoying 50~55% ratings… The time is ripe… for the sharks to move in. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… I have been watching those sharks for a long time… If they still don’t move out… then they can forget about power… since I am coming in. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You want to know… how good is this irridating gust of fat ugly diseased alien gigolo fart with a problematic household issues to deal with… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Let’s see how events run. Election is over… 1 more term to ENDURE.

    First thing first, after my trip, I’d like to see how ‘different’ is CDC from that time I sought a career of. How long more will the New Father of Singapore be insulted… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    NEVER, never ever fool around with talents… especially those super duper critically important ones.

    Well… MM is not likely to last for the next one… it’s about time the mamouth hunt begins. See? If MM doesn’t come to convince and invite me… I hope the PM does have his alternative. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But then and again, as I have said… if in my calculation he doesn’t have that luxury… it’s unlikely he has. So best of luck… and how is he going to have an internal change? BG Yeo can shout ‘change’, PM Lee can apologise…

    Like I said, it doesn’t matter if PM apologise or not… He is NOT even established. He doesn’t even have the legacy, yet the stack is so high for him… and he is… blessed with a whole team of ‘troublemakers’. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Can MM name me just ONE name he thinks can handle the economy, politics, foreign relations, society and bla bla bla…?

    Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Big plans, sorry… he’s short-handed.

    Here comes my cheeky baby… Gotta run!

    My mentors said, my son is gifted… Yeah… I know, and he’s really a handful… Hahahahahahahahaha… Like Dad like son… Hopefully, he is able to inherit his Dad’s Excalibre.

    It’d be extremely powerful for him… He’d grow up as the undisputable leader in the chaos… because ONLY him will be able to govern and establish power… Whoever wants power will NEED him. He’d be irreplaceable. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Money… condos… my son is born to me… and he shalt receive something way more valuable than those superficial nosense…

    Son, you are also gifted… with that gift… Heaven will demand you for a greater responsibility…

    Once the US election is over… if everything goes smoothly, I’d offer the President one Elfredian assistance… Take it or leave it. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The fee… 2 billions euros… and some small conditions.

  22. jswyodn
    Posted May 8, 2011 at 2:07 am | Permalink

    Wah so zhun ah?? One year ago, it was suggested in this very enclave that Aljunied and Tampines were the most likely swings. The former has indeed swung, while the latter could have if it were contested by another party.

    Big respect for Chiam for being able to garner 43% in a PAP stronghold. His speech was slurred and incoherent after suffering from 2 strokes, but he was close to pulling it off. He simply did not have a well-known political figure like Sylvia Lim or a prize catch like Chen Siao Mao in his A-team like Low Thia Kiang did. One thing Chiam should have done was put a better candidate in Potong Pasir, but his decision was understandable considering his political history with SDP.

    Just wondering, Elfred, what do you think of George Yeo? He was generally well-liked but for some reason has failed to translate that into votes, both in the previous and current election. What would you do if, in the future, one of your team members was capable but was just bad at getting votes?

    I really wonder, was there a bigger plan behind putting Tin Pei Ling in Marine Parade? One of TR’s facebook updates said that Goh Chok Tong looked enraged after he found out that his mandate in the GRC was down to 55%. Could this be another master stroke by MM?

    This election was supposed to introduce the next PM from within the cadres of the PAP. None of the new faces stood out much to me, to be honest. I’m not particularly sure who the party had in mind.

    Do keep the enclave updated Elfred, you’ll probably have to start making some moves to gather your own team. Not an A-team, but an A+team =P

  23. jswyodn
    Posted May 8, 2011 at 2:59 am | Permalink

    I must say, Nicole’s reaction to the result was quite impressive:

    http://www.straitstimes.com/GeneralElection/Videos/index_videos.html

    From the video for Marine Parade GRC, she’s in it for the long-term. Looks like she CAN be pulled over.

  24. Posted May 8, 2011 at 3:23 am | Permalink

    Nay… If I am not wrong, my stance was… and has been, Mah Bow Tan may have incurred the anger of many… so much so that I have been telling MM to stay away from him, but I also said many times… people angry is people angry, election is election. Aljunid’s issue has been pretty expected, because of a certain ‘mathematics’ concern. To be honest… Kekekekekeke… If Low did not leave Hougang and Yaw leads the team, Yaw could have won but by a slim margin in Aljunid GRC.

    Actually I find it very surprising that Nicole didn’t attack Mah Bow Tan… Else, she’d have ‘proven me wrong’ of which I’d enjoy been wrong once. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… That’s becos of the entertainment value in it. But… surprisingly, only Nicole’s team enjoyed a sex scandal… I know of many sex ‘rumors’ within the candres in election… Hahahahahahahahaha… so strange no oppositions even dug them out.

    About Chiam… all I can say is… neither God wants Chiam to remove Ng Eng Hen, nor God wants Nicole Seah to win… To be honest, if God has not intervened… SM Goh would have been disposed off. If SM Goh were to be disposed off… I’d have a harder time to get my very own GRC… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… How delusional.

    Jsw, you must digest and follow carefully the Enclave. You have a good spirit. Pity, Chiam sent a housewife where Low has wisely decided to let my old kaki took over. But Yaw has changed too much over the years since we know each other… His Mom never changed… If Yaw continues to deteriorate… God will be forced remove him.

    Chiam’s decision is understandable… but unpardonable. You got a lesson, yet you still crave for what ‘better catches’ and such… but in order to have good show, God has given both Chiam and SDP their needed players. Hahahahahahahaha… And now, PAP’s strength is all exposed. Nice. Like I commented about Chiam many years ago…

    A pity. But he had his fun. Like I said… it’s NOT favorable for too many parties to get GRCs… but a concentrated one… which in God’s view, will be easy to disposed off when the need comes.

    This is politics. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    BG Yeo… According to my records… he’s a slew of issues under the carpet. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Just that perhaps MM doesn’t know it. And I of course, ain’t bother about it. It’s not only Aljunid… I am watching and calculating the ENTIRE GRC gameplan… for the real election to come. I can explain to you how he loses his vote… if you asked before the election, but no fun doing so now.

    Jack Neo WAS generally well-perceived… so? You want him to get the votes? Hahahahahahahahahaha…. … Child… But you asked a common question… For this, I’d give you two option, you want the standard answer or the not-so-common answer? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I was reading Xiaxue’s blog about her support for Aljunid… Hahahahahahahahahaha… I was literally laughing. Little girls on politics. But even an old woman like my Mom who knows nothing about politics had been interested this round… Mortals…

    Look, many more people liked Nicole Seah… so does that mean she’d get elected? She would… if God made a careless mistake. In real, while I do not want her to be elected… I am also aware that if she is even better to handle Ng’s nosense… She can for once… prove God wrong. SM Goh only wins with a tiny little margin. Now you know why I like Nicole so much… while I think she’s wasting our time. Hahahahahahahahahaha… She is a good fighter in election regardless if she can govern or not, since I am the one destined to govern, not her… but given her talent she is not wise in her positioning as I have explained in the blog rants. Like I said, that dragged out down and out… EVEN if she got elected.

    As for BG Yeo… like I said, like or no like… is NEVER the issue in politics.

    You know, I said before, I took part in many elections… especially those whereby my competitions have groups of friends… literally all of them didn’t like me… Hahahahahahahahahaha… And everytime, I got elected, NOT them. I know about this ‘like’ factor, Jsw… But election is not about like or no like… It’s about getting people to vote you in. If you know the catch, you can win in elections easily.

    You mean alot of people like Mah Bow Tan and don’t think Khaw’s $8 nipples are so funny? Hahahahahahahahaha… What about Lui? He goes everywhere, sure will cook something up for PAP. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… And don’t forget, so many cursed and wanna even kill MM… he’s still there… even without a fight. This is election, baby… it’s ELECTION.

    Bigger plan? No no no no… only plan is PM PROBABLY wants the administration to be flooded with Lee flags… and who else is better than the wife of his personal secretary…? He gets both security do such a move, even though the boat risks sinking. Like I said before to people who thot what MM wants to sabo SM Goh with Tin Tin… what did I say? I said… Tin is the wife of PM’s secretary… common knowledge, but that’s simple.

    Why place her in Marine Parade? You can’t expect to place her in PM’s own turf, nor MM’s… you are crazy. Hahahahahahahahahaha… but such a weak candidate insulting even the Enclave… by claiming her as what the talent… you need SM Goh. That’s the ONLY place she can go. Hey… you really think she can represent me??? That’s fucking crazy… can Tin Tin run the Enclave? Look at her, she’s just a brat with Kate Spade… she doesn’t know much beyond her narrow PAP world… Prove me wrong, Ms Tin.

    But just becos of that… doesn’t mean I want SM Goh to fall this round… If you observe… SM Goh is also dying… if he is not… I’d like to see how MM will handle him. See? That’s more entertaining. Besides… he’s is my ticket to have my very own GRC… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You’d see why later on.

    I don’t know about MM… but if you read carefully, I have told you… SM Goh could have even be disposed off… I never said he won’t, my calculation shows… if God doesn’t intervene… SM Goh can even be disposed off. So 50% range is an expected one. Why is he not happy?

    MM? He can’t even save Aljunid… what do you think he can do for SM Goh? Like I said, PM’s not established… won’t even in the coming term without me… thank God his administration terminated my service… and the PM is now… crushing into walls. The point is… in order to do anything, he must have an influence… If you observe MM in this round of fight… he did literally nothing constructive. His political capital… is down to near depletion. See?

    But he still controls the machinery and can pull the party together with his son… That’s all.

    To be honest… I also don’t see… who the fuck is the next PM… Hahahahahahahahaha… I said honestly, either MM has done a great job concealing this chap, or… there is never one meant-to-be… I was having a problem in seeking that potential chap. You know the situation as the Enclave has offered… so heavy, look at these ‘ace’ team… OMG… who can handle the coming avalanche? Who can shoulder the state mess?

    Nevertheless, like the Enclave DELUSIONALLY suggested, the next PM will be meat… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… If PAP doesn’t have that leadership or strong platform… very hard to install no-nosense Ministers like myself…

    The Enclave will be updated… but… perhaps not for long… JSW, Elfred is dying… I’d go accordingly to the scripted plan. It’s been designed more than 20 years ago… See? The only difference is, I cannot tell you what will happen in the next 20 years as I did when I was talking cock at YP Forum… becos from now on, I am shallowing MOE left or right. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Yeah… I am thinking of gathering my team… As you have read, the Enclave is only interested in one thing: Talents. I believe in a super team with super people… Put it this way, 1. I can’t tolerate nosense. You saw what I did with Anonymous… and he or she can running away whining how Elfred is so lousy, and bla bla bla the fuck he or she wants. My problem? 2. I don’t believe in wasting time or money or what on rubbish. Look at PAP, look at PBM Jackass… Why should I? I am not Mr Lee, I don’t waste money on people for them to mess myself up… Hahahahahahahahaha… 3. Politics is decided by two things… situation and talents… Situation wise… I can handle with talents… So I need talents.

    And Vincent, Nicole… will they join me, or… go against me?

    No… I want a SUPER team. The best of the best… because without the best of the best… we can’t handle such worst of the worst mess… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But yeah… it’s time to consider entering the fray. You really think Lui can handle media? Hahahahahahahahahaha… You really think Mr Khaw will help me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… You really think Mah will build AFFORDABLE housing? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    And… yeah~ Internal change. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Please, without talents… all promises are talking cock.

    I told you, MM didn’t come to my doors, that’s it for PM… If he can’t establish this round… … well… … Politics… you can’t have too much imgination about it. So… Jsw, 1 more term… what are you yourself planning to do? That’s what I am more interested in?

    Are you… a friend… or my personal troublemaker? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You are a good chatter, Jsw… I wish you could be more. You are a serious learner. I recognise people for who they are. So… I wish you are a friend… and a good one. But mortals… they have their free will. Just burn this into your skill, Jsw… in order for Singapore to float, you must have one Father of Singapore around…

    And the Old one is dying…

    You have learned alot… But what’s the use of learning so much, Jsw? The time is coming… you must choose eventually.

    I’d make my moves… actually I have ALWAYS been moving, just that people don’t see it… I am now undergoing ‘training’ from God for the coming role. And yeah… I have a trip to make as well soon. I’d be back, I hope. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Maybe… I’d meet the babe of my lifetime on this trip…

    I could have chosen to woo the One… then… go on a simple life, get a job, and enjoy romance everyday with her… but I ran away… … I don’t know… if I met a new One… maybe I’d tell God… I wanna quit. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Jsw, I getting tired watching these… sickening mortals…

    I am beginning to find funny… why must I offer these assholes salvation… when eventually, they will most if not all go to Hell?

    Have I chosen wrongly…? Should I have chosen that sweet life with the One… instead of… … … So if I met the new One… I really don’t know… will I continue… or will I take a perm break… … It’s really too big a sacrifice, Jsw… True love for raw power…

    Sigh… …

    … …

    I am getting more and more willing… to give up on these sickening mortals… Hahahahahahahahahaha… I am tired, Jsw. In real politics, people die… Truthfully, I have deep disgust for politics… yet, I am what Singaporeans only have. God has no replacement for me.

  25. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 8, 2011 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    “Do you wish to be drowned alongside with a capsizing boat?”

    Good point. I can afford to be more relaxed than you because Singapore is now only a part time home for me. My main home is a very beautiful place which allows me to enojoy life to the maximum. Can you imagine, I think just one month in my new home gives me more happiness than I ever experienced in the first 18 years of my life in Singapore.

    But my family and friends are in Singapore, and I am born there, so I would do what I can to make sure the boat survives and survives well. If my fellow Singaporeans can be as happy in Singapore as I am in my new home….I would like that. But would I give up my life to serve Singaporeans, haha, no chance.

    You obviously are familiar with the lines of communications and the mechanics of party politics. All you references to your exchanges with MM or such and such, I take at face value. You may or may not have the political acumen to succeed, but that is something I am not qualified to judge. You are obviously convinced. As a mutt interested in unusual things, I must say you are an unusual lunatic. Whether or not you will succeed is unimportant to me, you are the first politically educated lunactic I have met who is willing to share knowledge, therefore you are a novelty to me. Therefore, I would like to offer you a few suggestions:

    1. You have serious personality disorders. A good shrink would really be useful. There’s nothing wrong with using a shrink…many rich and powerful people use psychiatrists to work out issues. The bias towards using psychiatrists in Singapore is as baseless and outdated as, for example, the belief in the 19th century that tomatoes are poisonous. Psychiatric disorders are very common and should be viewed in the same way as physical diseases like flu or cancer. Problem is, good shrinks are damned hard to find in Singapore. This is why the super rich around the world travel to Switzerland or US to get the best. But if you truly believe you have a future in Singapore politics, you need help to get to a healthier place mentally

    2. All these dirt you have posted here, Tan Teck Guan, surely you have considered that they might be used against you. Politics means covering your tracks, especially if you have a desire to be a front stage man (ie, minister, GRC MP) instead of playing behind the scenes. All this public agonising about your private life…what does it accomplish?

    3. Its all about balance. Now I failed to do it myself previously but am learning to do it better nowadays. Its a rubbish approach to focus first on ‘finding the one’ and then move on to politics. You need a good balance, a bit of this and a bit of that. Don’t put so much pressure on yourself. The more you burn to get it, the more likely your overeagerness will sabotage you in some way. Screw around, play around, the right girl will come along. Your approach towards relationships is also a bit bi-polar, truly representative of the low EQ of Singapore males (another thing I blame Singapore culture and the government for fostering). You swing wildly between utter naivety and horrible cynicism. You damage yourself and you damage the girls you come into contact with (and I won’t be surprised if you have a talent for picking girls who damage you)

    4. All it takes is a fatal flaw to kill off a political career, independent of how many other great qualities they have. Right now, off the top of my head and judging mainly on your writings and not knowing you in person or in any great depth, I spot two. Women and psychotic. Is your ‘political acumen’ such a strong asset that it can cover up for those two sins?

    Much as PAP needs to reinvent itself, so do you Elfred.

    I may vote opposition, but I believe a strong PAP is good for Singapore

    I may call you a diseased lunatic, but I can believe a healthy Tan Teck Guan is good for the PAP

    Good luck!

  26. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 8, 2011 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    forgot to add, interesting that you mentioned KJ twice!

    Especially after this disappointing result.

    But as an opportunity, it is not a non-starter.

    You would know that KJ has a reputation for being a very difficult man to live with. If a nice guy like Tony fails to do it, it’ll take some pretty peculiar chemistry to be at play if you two manage to hit it off.

    In the off-chance that you do hit it off, that could be an explosive and potentially frightening event.

  27. Posted May 8, 2011 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… It doesn’t matter how you think of me.

    But one thing is quite clear, you ain’t cut out for politics.

    As for your concerns about the women and personality and bla bla bla… There is no need to worry. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    1. There is no personality disorder. To be honest, I have one of the best family psychatrist money can buy in Singapore. He knows I am ok. I am ok. Hahahahahahaha… This part you don’t need to worry.

    2. You seems to know me from YP forum time… Fine. As for the dirt, there is no need to worry. Actually when the fight comes, these dirts will be more helpful than otherwise. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    3. Untrue. All women I come across underwent stress-test, and psychological checks. As for my belief in the One… Only naive people, in my opinion… screw around. It’s a known fact that I rejected girls than to screw and test around… In fact, I dated my wife… found that she was ok before I screwed her. Hahahahahahahahahaha… How in the fuck can you just screw around and then the right girl comes… Is it fair to do so to the right girl? I don’t want girls who get married, divorced or screwed around… like they don’t really know what men they truly desire. Hahahahahahahahaha… Sad to say, I can’t agree to your version of love seeking.

    Indeed… I might be hurted… but… in respect to relationship, I let my heart decides. If heartbreaks, so be it. If that girl is hurted or what, it’s not intentional. You have no doubt to break hearts and to have your heart broken in a serious search… even if the marriage doesn’t work out, I know I seriously searched, then… I fuck around and end up also with the risk of a failed marriage. Love is more important in my perspective than sex. Got it?

    In a way, I don’t care about if she ages, or married, or turn ugly…

    Also like… I don’t care if my wife betrayed me, or had a baby with another… I’d give a chance to truly love me.

    Spare Tyre… there is no absolute exclusiveness, so yes, you can screw alot of girls… but you cannot omit the serious goal behind. And you cannot omit that… you have to break hearts and your heart risks being broken.

    There is nothing about naivety and cynicism. Face it, love is love. You think too much, my child. If I am naive, I still can love truly and be loved truly. If I engage in cynicism, I can still love truly and be loved truly. If I have both, I also can still love truly and be loved truly. It all depends on who you met… and really, will she truly loves you.

    Well… What do you think?

    4. You know why MM fails this round, but a asshole King Qi passed? What sins? In politics, it’s always what you really need from an element. If MM were to consider the sins you suggested and dump me away… that’s HIS problem, because ultmately speaking, he is searching people to fly… What you suggested are snobbish political concerns. What sin is bigger to someone who wanted to assasinate you? Guan Zhong tried to assassinate King Qi, but he was the one Qi made prime minister and became the most powerful among the kingdoms.

    If anyone thinks I have such sins… that ‘anyone’ won’t be a good platform. See? Because such a leader who cannot overcome some small snobbish ‘sins’ you mentioned here… won’t survive eventually. That’s why PM is crushing down. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… He doesn’t know what he really needs. So he found all the people to sabo him…

    If you are leader in this field, political acumen (and capabilities), women and psychotic… which will you look out for? Hahahahahahahahaha… It’s very simple… if a gem is stuck deep in a pile of shit, will you stop reaching for it because your hands are preciously clean and the shits are foul in all sorts of smell? Why… tell me, will you go and dig into the shits for the gem?

    Because you see the value in it. And why won’t you dig? Because you underestimate that value. Is it the gem’s fault to be imperfect? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You need to eat, a shit looking fruit is bitter but filling, a piece of plastic with smell of spring and artificial taste of an apple… whether you choose which… it’s always your own problem. Not the fruit nor the plastic. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    So let me ask you, are you points even valid? And why did I say… what I said about you?

    Spare Tyre, I have observing your response… Yes, I understand your concerns. But don’t worry… I know what I am doing. And from many many chats, you know I have my own reasons for a stance… for every stance I made.

    All it takes is a fatal flaw… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Are you sure you can judge what is fatal and what… is a flaw? And how do you know I can’t ‘handle those fatal flaws’? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Else, what are you reading now?

    As you can see, I take your suggestions SERIOUSLY, even though I already know those concerns. Hahahahahaha… Apparently, those concerns you have are literally non-events. See?

    But I still thank you for your interests in this luatic.

    To be honest, this is the best configuration for the future fight. I have no doubt MM would see things you see as of me. But do you really think these are even an issue now?

    Do you know why I talked about all those ‘rubbish’?

    “You rather trash your own child than letting others do it…”

    Sometimes you have to think hard. It’s lucky you are not in this field. As a leader, you need to know what you really need and get it. In old days, Han Xin crawled under the pants of five bullies… it was a big major disgrace, a shame… everyone knew that but why Xiao He chased him back? That was because NO MATTER WHAT, Han Xin has what Liu Bang needed… he supreme ability to defeat the most powerful lord at that time…

    That’s why you can’t be a leader. Because in a battle for talents… You’d not have me in your camp. You can have plenty of high status Percivals… but you’d meet an opponent assisted by one with the most powerful political acumen… and in the field of politics, how can you win?

    Some flaws you think are fatal… Hahahahahahahahaha.. are really not fatal, it depends on who. See?

    To be honest with you, MM did not come for me in this round, it’s already his fatal wrong move; it’d cost PM very dearly. And if I were to be pushed to the oppositions and become significant… It’d be very dangerous to the PAP. I know all the political weaknesses of PAP, their defences, their loopholes, each and every players’ dark secrets… and not to say, I hold great cards, and I know how to play the cards…

    Without me, PM’s governance revival chane is absolutely zero. Which means… he’d be impossible to reverse his path. Once this is reinforced, by the end of this term, the people will never listen to him again, and even if I join PAP as a minister… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… How to handle policies and manage a population that the PM has already turned the freezer on?

    To be honest with you… If I were to be standing there this time with Nicole Seah fighting SM Goh, SM Goh will be kicked out. That’s because I know SM Goh’s true weaknesses, and almost everyone in his team… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But having me idling happily on the sideline, this PM is already killing himself… as I have expected, so I did say… 1 more term… once he lies down his power… we’d just pick it up respectfully, cordially, and I’d even thank him for his years of good job… and move on to be my New Father of Singapore.

    Look at the mess… the rubbish waiting to be cleaned up… so much work piling up sky high… it’s just the timing.

    MM Lee doesn’t understand, but since he’s no fool in real, very soon… eventually he’d realise his fatal mistake… is to leave me out in the cold. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Kenneth needs a brain… yet he is not the type to listen. And he started naively trying to control his party without realising the need to first establishing himself. Stupid… But not surprisingly. There are many ‘smart alecs’ like him, wanting to tie people to fight and die for his own benefits…

    In real, you have no rights to judge me only because you fall short on the ability to do so. I can read these people like books… even the MM. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If Kenneth can step back, and listen to me… so that I am command, yes… it’d be explosive and dangerous… Because I know how to handle WP as well. WP… is not without its weaknesses or loopholes. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Think very carefully, Spare Tyre… Do you think I have a ‘disorder’? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Right now, I am observing… which faction should rise to the top…

    If they reject me, so be it….

    But do you think I am like this because I don’t see what the future calls for? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Difficult man is not an issue, it’s about how much Kenneth desire to succeed. And how determined is he in a common goal. If he cannot change himself to become a victor, then we cannot work together. If MM thinks nothing of me… then he better pray PM has an alternative option. But if you believe in my political acumen…

    He doesn’t have an alternative. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    As for women, I’d do as how I see fit. Fate shalt decide… Whether the women will reciprocate… it’s not my business.

    Many women will complain about this, for eg… that when I had first date with my wife… we went dutch. And I was the one insisting it. Many will say I am not serious, dump me, I don’t love the woman, I am not good man…

    But I love my wife, I gave her more expensive gifts in duration of courtship and marriage, I worked for her, I even gave her chances… I was fiercely faithful…

    You see… mortals… I don’t care how people think. But after going dutch… I am I. It’s fated my wife chose me… and so what we went dutch? I married her, I was serious about her…

    But she can also chose to listen to the rest of the noises… and perhaps it would be better than I lost her… so I can be spared of the green hat, and all those losses, miseries…

    See, my child…

    All I know is… I’d truly love my women… and how they think… They have their free will. They can think I am psychopath, I was a player, I this I that… you think I care? If she were to be mine… she’d come closer, into my arms and know I truly love her. If she prefers to listen to noises to insist that I don’t love her when I truly do… because I go dutch in the first date or what…

    That’s her judgement, and I lost what I never really got.

    Am I not a good man? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Mortals’ social norms… cannot judge me.

    I tell a girl I love her for decades… truly. She can laugh at me, she can disbelieve, she can point out all the evidences that I don’t… but that doesn’t mean I lied… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre, are you sure you are 30 yo mature man? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    In this Enclave, you need a certain thinking capability…

    New home old home… What is true happiness, Spare Tyre? Well… you might take a very long long time before you realise what you are talking about… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Last thing… PAP can’t be strong… MM is seeing his last days… PM is… impossible to establish. More GRCs will be going… but it’d be a political mess to come, yet… it’s already messy bigger environment to start with. After this term… not only PM won’t establish himself… his political capital will be in deficit… The people’s fed-up-ness will reach new heights… If MM were to live till the next election… he might get to see a whole tsunami coming for PAP.

    And that’s because the New Father of Singapore is outside the incumbent. It’s too late now… too late. Like I said, I might have overestimated the MM. If he is smart… I’d be shallowing MOE this round already. Then PAP still has a chance.

    Too late… It’s almost impossible for PAP to reverse course… so we must be prepared for the Clash of the Titans…

  28. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 8, 2011 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    1. good for you. keep it up

    2. nope, i don’t know you at all. My interest in Singapore started 6 months ago. Before that, I have zero interest and could only name maybe 2-3 names in the cabinet

    3.
    – ‘All women I come across underwent stress-test, and psychological checks.’
    This sentence makes no sense. If you mean you are only interested in women who work in civil service jobs or jobs that require such checks…then that’s another clear sign of your low EQ

    – ‘Only naive people, in my opinion… screw around.’
    Only naive people, in my opinion…will make the statement you just made. And I don’t even screw around! If you don’t understand how foolish this statement is, then in all honesty, your EQ is so stunted that someone like me will not have the skills or time to explain it properly to you. I suspect this is tightly linked to your habit of quoting ancient dynastic anecdotes. Weird combination of Victorian/COnfucian belief system.

    – ‘Face it, love is love. You think too much, my child. If I am naive, I still can love truly and be loved truly. If I engage in cynicism, I can still love truly and be loved truly. If I have both, I also can still love truly and be loved truly. It all depends on who you met… and really, will she truly loves you.’

    Main sensible thing you’ve said on this subject. True, there is someone for everyone. Even Golem can find a mate if he looked long enough. Good luck on your search!

    4. ‘Is it the gem’s fault to be imperfect?’

    Indeed it is not. Then you then better make sure your gem’s value outweigh your flaws. I don’t know if it is, but you will.

    5. Other points.
    a. Never was interested to be a politician. Too contented and interested in other things to spend much time in accumulation of power
    b. ‘What is true happiness, Spare Tyre? Well… you might take a very long long time before you realise what you are talking about… Hahahahahahahahahaha’
    Coming from you, this means absolutely nothing. Sorry Elfred, just the blunt truth. Just as you would not and should not take advice on political strategy and moves from me, you have zero credibility on this issue
    c. ‘Last thing… PAP can’t be strong……… so we must be prepared for the Clash of the Titans…’
    I must be learning something over the past few months because this was obvious to me once the poll results came out and I read LHL’s speeches over the past 72 hours. I thank you for playing a part in helping me learn a little about politics in Singapore. I wish I could have offered you something back in return, but since you have decided I can’t, then I’ll even it out by helping the next seeker in one form or another

  29. Posted May 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahaha…

    It’s up to you. Actually, no offence, you have a little… issue here… but I guess if you remain cordial enough, you’d have a chat space in the Enclave. But I doubt the Enclave will be useful to you the likes it’d be to Lui and many others.

    I am actually calculating something.

    If you know the minsters, I doubt they will let Yaw off so easily. Now that the election is over, since PM can’t proceed on with improved governance… there will be amusement to come soon enough.

    Alot of things I said don’t seem to be very well absorbed by you. Bad news. But you’d serve well as a certain commoner views provider. I do not really need your political info because relevant feeds don’t come from netizens… and at this time… Something bigger on Earth is happening.

    As for the low EQ part, it doesn’t really matter. Said already… relationship with a woman… if she doesn’t like me because I have low EQ, why should I like her when she’s old and ugly? Hahahahahahahahahaha… Remember, my child, all relationship are based on true love. There is a reason why I need to ‘know more’ about the truth of a woman… when women are always about lying and cheating to themselves, confused and… well…

    What is true happiness? Hahahahahahahahaha… Maybe you won’t listen to me… But it doesn’t matter. You are too far from mature to understand certain things. I wish hence that you’d never wake up to the ugly truth of life. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    This is a thinker’s lair, Spare Tyre… you… may not be suitable for place like this, unless you desire to change. But till you mess up big time, you’d still have a place here for a chat. Hahahahahahahahahaha… There is no need to argue with me of what I am or what I am doing. Obviously, everything done is with deep calculations.

    Logically speaking… Assuming you are the MM… Your choice defining you shalt make you a loser eventually in the field of politics. I have no doubt the oppositions will be able to remove more GRCs the next round… forcing a system issue I shan’t explain here till someone asked the right question. In short, well… you can understand it as PAP’s demise or PM’s failure that’d go down into history.

    To be honest with you, I base relationship on true love. Screwing around is both unfair to the girl… and to her One in the future… if she waited and found him; on the other hand, if you are the One for a girl and she was with people who screw around and she got screwed…

    Frankly speaking, in our Order, the One holds a very special position… and unique bond btw the souls, a pair made in Heaven. We have very strict code in our lives to observe. It may seems to be low EQ or foolish to you… but all stances must have good reasons. So what you don’t screw around, is that wife of yours… really yours for the screwing? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… No offence, it’s simply… let’s call it philosophy of things.

    Normally, for instance… from indirect contact with you, I can ‘read’ you, knowing your limits, your inclination, your potential for either ways and such. But when it comes to the One… bias will set in, and you can only resort to what will peel open to the soul.

    Spare Tyre, something is… wrong with you. Despite efforts to guide you, you refused to change… and grow. If you do not grow, it’d be very difficult participate in global affairs. In a word… you have snobbish but pre-set values which you refused to be changed. And this set of errant values makes it very difficult for you to be upgraded.

    Though, it doesn’t matter.

    For local politics, it’s time for the people to be burnt… hard, there will be many people like yourselves with such mentality and attitude… we need to burn them with the help of the PM. To feed frustrations into the population and increase their agitation. This will be the responsibility of the PM and his chosen team, and… the oppositions. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… You must understand that both incumbent and oppositions are made up of the same type: Mortals. After the US Presidential election, Jeruselem’s game will be kicked start by God… alongside with many other fire spots in China… and etc.

    You shalt have a role to emm… confused people like CitizenReddot, JSW and the others, such as Cicada. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    With MM’s bio readings failing… the Mamouth hunt will be soon. I am, with no choice, preparing for the coming battle. The fall of PAP is imminent, the success at the Clash of the Titans requires the best of elements.

    In the schedule of things… thereafter… mankind shalt face the will of Heaven. Hahahahahahahaha… If I fail, miraculously so… all of you will be finished. So I can’t fail.

    God will go the extremes… just to have its way… …

    Anyway, after the middle land, after finishing the USA situation, then it’d be Singapore… get ready to be astounded. Hahahahahahahahahaha… … To God, mortals are not even worth a cent… though I almost always feel sad for them.

    Thanks… but I don’t think I can search… I suddenly realise… this is best left to fate. If there were to be another One… … fate will decide. This is a decision I must make for her and myself again… What she never had, what she never knows… there is no loss. The coming events won’t be easy…

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted May 8, 2011 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

      most valuable observation:
      ‘Now that the election is over, since PM can’t proceed on with improved governance… there will be amusement to come soon enough.’

      least valuable observation
      ‘If I fail, miraculously so… all of you will be finished. So I can’t fail.’

      Elfred, are you a gem buried in shit or are you a turd flecked with gem flakes?

      Do allow me a little time to draw a final conclusion

  30. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 8, 2011 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    A quick google also pulled up a ‘poetry match’ between you and Chia Ti Lik in 2005. He was 32, and you were what, late 20s?

    Unbelievable, eye-watering stuff.

    From your constant stream of statements such as that below, it is clear you have not developed much. Maybe it is time to get a second psychiatric opinion

    ”Like Glenda Han… I watched her naked self on stage…”

    Ok, said enough. Take it for what its worth, or ignore it. I bear no ill will or ill meaning.

    Gem or not, for your own sake, get help

  31. Posted May 8, 2011 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahaha… Chia Ti Lik is merely an idiot, a lowly mortal of no value. I have said before… he jumped here jumped there and ended up nowhere, whereby I am shallowing MOE and becoming a minister. Now if I were to listen to you… because of Ti Lik, that it shows that there is something very seriously wrong with you.

    Spare Tyre, for the sake of the Enclave, if you are not prepared to be upgraded, it’s better you… consider participating till you are ready to be elevated to a higher level.

    To be honest with you, I am too strained recently for the coming trip.

    I shalt assume you bear no ill meaning. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But frankly, I have been… exhausting myself… with the need to vomit blood in the governing of this cursed island.

    Forgive man, they no know what they are doing… Hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Just be a watcher, Spare Tyre. Why not you have some time and chat with Jswyodn? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    No matter what, incumbent or the oppositions… they won’t be the real force in the future. Chia Ti Lik… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… You… insult me with that name… a motherfucker… fucking the wife who entered her vows with her man… and to betrayed him as he sought help from that bastard lawyer…

    Do you prefer Ti Lik? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Do not raise his name in your judgement towards me, it’s a rude disgusting gesture, of which… I’d have to ban you again if you do it again; it’s deemed disrespect.

    Hahahahahahaha… Yawnz… Something is definitely wrong with you, Spare Tyre… You are at the boundary of being invited out of the Enclave. Kind observe your conduct. Nobody in the right mind places me in the low shitty league with that dripping dick.

    Since you will not grow… and becoming absurd… Kindly watch your conduct.

    Remember, Spare Tyre, I do not tolerate nosense very well.

  32. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 8, 2011 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    shall just watch then. think it’ll be quiet for some months.

  33. Posted May 8, 2011 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    Spare Tyre, watch hence. You have to observe the environment of the Enclave you are engaging. So now… Let’s break up the following:

    most valuable observation:
    ‘Now that the election is over, since PM can’t proceed on with improved governance… there will be amusement to come soon enough.’

    least valuable observation
    ‘If I fail, miraculously so… all of you will be finished. So I can’t fail.’

    Elfred, are you a gem buried in shit or are you a turd flecked with gem flakes?

    Do allow me a little time to draw a final conclusion

    Know that I literally laughed off reading this… Despite your ‘happiness’ and ‘moving well in life’… I have already told you, Spare Tyre… you got a big problem.

    If:
    ‘Now that the election is over, since PM can’t proceed on with improved governance… there will be amusement to come soon enough.’ -(1) is your most valuable observation…

    You incur a logic error in have your least observation after all these while you are in the Enclave:
    ‘If I fail, miraculously so… all of you will be finished. So I can’t fail.’ -(2)

    Actually, simple to illustrate…

    Now the PM is facing a big commotion on management of many state issues, and one big glaring one is dealing with inflation… He SAID he’s going to tackle this, and let’s use the more wildly interesting issue for trying to drive you onto the right path… housing?

    According to your observation having been around the Enclave for this while,

    With regards to improved governance of what you suggested of high valuation… how do you solve this SIMPLE state matter… with an observation of least valuation that I fail?

    Because… how do you handle simple inflation state matter without Elfred? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Now logically speaking, Spare Tyre… Can you handle this issue, OR do you have anyone who other than Elfred can handle this issue?

    And how do you approach it? I do not need the exact ‘solution’, just tell me the ‘joints’ of the matter involved. If you know the mechanics of this problem, actually dealing with it is highly possible, and really easy.

    But I can tell you, I can have the cake and eat it when it comes to the housing. I can also handle the inflation issues of the common for the people. I’d allow you to try, and I’d point out the direction of the ‘joints’ to you, and perhaps show you how stupid this problem is… a problem that has lasted for decades in Singapore.

    Note that… a promise by the PM is made, and if he cannot deliver… which also means… your least valuable observation is actually a wrong observation, because in my calculation, there is only one person around who can handle this sort of issues: Me lah…

    Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Know why I have been trying very hard to guide you, Spare Tyre. But… you have relentlessly refused like a blocked… mentality. According to your least valuable observation, I can fail. Logically speaking, with or without EQ… if I am allowed to fail, may I know who in this world can tackle this problem plus a whole slew of state matters… and to handle MOE… plus the other ministeries?

    Spare Tyre, you cannot shoot off observations like this without a logical loop established in the Enclave, because… in order to justify your existence here… you must some self-respect.

    “Elfred, are you a gem buried in shit or are you a turd flecked with gem flakes?”

    So here hence is the issue for you, Spare Tyre… are you a turd flecked with gem flakes, or a gem buried in shit. No. I am only disturbed by your personality… as you can see clearly… I have been trying to guide you to a higher path so that meaning chats can be entertaining. Because IF you insist on this path you are taking, you will waste alot of people’s time. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I have told you, my child… I can ‘read’ you. I know your problem when you first start off here, and I have been trying very hard to guide you.

    The other thing is very simple…

    As I have told off ‘Elfred Elder’… In our Order, this is a taboo in the Enclave. You cannot call yourself an Elder before you can even basically be qualified for it. To be a near God state as an Elder, you must be able to handle a simple test, which I doubt he can. And I am not to be placed anyohow in the leagues of (eg) hollow-vessel Goh Meng Seng nor that dick-dripping Chia Ti Lik who has also no brains… no love. He claimed he wanted to do ‘great things’… yet to the man who came to seek his help, he fucked his wife… and betrayed his innocent wife, and he cannot overcome his fucking dick for what greatness he pursued. This sort of trash… and you are bringing him to the Enclave… which is a very big insult.

    When in the Order, we can fall in love with the One, regardless of her marital status… it must be based on TRUE LOVE as all relationship should be based on this.

    To be honest, Spare Tyre… I am a diseased man… with HSV1… but a disease upon 50yo that a huge percentage of people will be catching… and like Chicken Pox, you might be better off catching it when your thymus is still working. I may be loaded with marital problem… but that’s really because I’m too kind to my… spouse who doesn’t even value her vows to a good man. Actually, the papers (marriage cert) is only for her so that she can stay in Singapore. Without the papers, love still exists, but she… has overdone and… disrupted the relationship beyond repair. I do not really mind her love for that bastard son… but… she has lost herself due to her light ears. Her shameless family, her crazy associates or peers… She lost everything she should have… because of her choice.

    I can only take care of her on humanitarian grounds. Because I have been much weakened by her nosense over the long years. Yes. She may be a mistake, but seriously… she wasn’t like that when we first met… and NOBODY around me expected her to be so… chaotic. But that doesn’t mean I’d ill treat her…

    Jsw suggested… I have been too patient with my wife whereby his father simply divorce… but it’s not patience… She was a damsel in distress after her ordeal, I base my relationship on love, even if she were to be some kind of friend… how can I just… desert her? She is not a commodity… while she is taking me like one… She doesn’t love me truly, but that doesn’t mean I just won’t come to her and heal her. She is a woman… she is hurted, she thot every man is a dick… especially if I don’t come back for her… when I had already found a much better company elsewhere…

    Relationship is not a piece of paper… I gave her a second chance knowing that bastard baby exists… not because I am patient with her I love her and the woman in Beijing… and that nemesis… I gave my wife a second chance not to be a good wife… but to truly love me… But she failed. Yes. I come back all the way from China with better career prospect calculated she’d fail within two years… I don’t care for other people say.

    If I am dating your daughter, I’d still go dutch on the first date… and it’d be up to the world, including you, to tell your daughter… “This Elfred is not serious in you…”

    Does it change the fact that… I married my wife, showered her with love and gifts and tolerated her nosense for years. It’s not simple nosense… she wrecked EVERYTHING that now I have to rebuild everything again. And to give her chances after chances…

    Spare Tyre, what is happiness…? You say I am not credible to tell you… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    A person who has never faced death… will never know the ‘glory’ of war… Which is, a person who is immature could be thinking of the glory of winning wars… when every war will result in death of someone…

    For you is the same. You have logical problem… You are telling an experienced and more mature man he is not credible to tell you what real happiness is… as you have showed in your observations on the most valuable and least valuable implications…

    Spare Tyre, do you still not see your problem? The one with personality issue is really… none other than you yourself.

    And yes… When I saw Glenda Han on stage… I see her ‘naked’. She was and is just not ready for her political task. If she protests… she can come to the Enclave, and… have a chat here.

    The so-called fatals flaws of Elfred… to be honest… hahahahahahahahahahahaha… help to deter idiotic leaders’ attention. Those who will come for a gem will only come because of their own wisdom, those who will not will not and is also due to their own choice or whatever snobbish considerations. And why should I bother about losing the attention of such people?

    MM refused to come… he said “So be it, Glory Seeker…”. I smiled reading the message… Why?

    Because I know his choice will be the ultimate demise of his son… In Singapore, in this whole world, who can handle those state issues, from inflation, to housing woes, to wet markets disorders, to remaking the economy, to handle the global finance, to deal with MOE, to remake SAF and bla bla bla bla… There are two Teck Guans… but that doesn’t mean both are the same in calibre. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Even when it comes to the oppositions… if you think I am wrong about them, if you think they can slight me… if Low Thia Khiang thinks he can learn from PM and proceed to take over power of the state without Elfredian aid… then be prepared to be removed.

    And you still think that ‘I can fail’ and this is a least valuable observation, then you are of course having a problem.

    Like I told CitizenReddot, you want to help but you cannot just step in… and you’d need real raw power to power your raw capabilities. And I’d enter the cabinet with my raw capabilities… regardless what Mah Bow Tan said… it’s as if he can even handle his own mess well cooked over the years.

    When I stepped out of the school… terminated… I knew Singapore would suffer big times. They lost huge amount of money, sold assets, raised GSTs, and most importantly lost huge credibility and political capital… Play play play…

    Like that chap who sit next to Josephine telling me… “This is world is not perfect…”

    He didn’t know who he is really talking to… So if Singapore wants Hell… you’d get Hell. Why not?

    If God can mess up and control the mess within such areas in the Middle Land… What is Singapore? His insult to God would and had resulted in Singapore be punished serverely. I had warned many times… No to Casinos… with even a British making a scene back then… Well…

    Spare Tyre… For your good, no… I am not trying to spite you… Ask Jsw, or my ardent supporter now gone MIA… everyone here is expected to hold water, and they receive the same treatment… as Cicada would, and that Anonymous would depending on how you carry yourselves. In the Enclave, delusionally speaking… I cannot tolerate too much nosense.

    And if anyone thinks you are an Elder… be prepared for the wraith of God…

    Now the PM has chosen… I must react accordingly by preparing for the Clash of the Titans… With God behind me… I’ve have more than enough power to crush all those titans… and even then, I am now under training from God for the role. We don’t take chances being responsible individuals… And I am watching the show… and the factions and of course, not only Glenda Han… but Nicole Seah and that possible gay botak Vincent. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ti Lik and me… My wife complained that I had other women… when she willfully left, breaking the vows, killing my love for her, cheapening my love to that level of that ugly jerk… She made her choice… She makes her choice in accusing me for having relationships with other women… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… But I will not accept others in punishing myself on my behalf… Women… my women are for me to pamper… if discipline must be, it’s my business. And Ti Lik… this fucker of no moral… why don’t he go and fuck those hookers…

    You don’t know how lowly this mortal is to the Enclave. He boasted of wanting greatness, but he cannot even over his tiny dick… and from the first time I encountered his rubbish, I also warned him of his personality, mentality and attitude. I did say, it’d be ‘profitable’ if he stays obediently in WP waiting to be standing for election… But like his asshole characters are… he thinks he is a big shot lawyer, go and argue with the state, got himself into problems, jumped from YP to WP to SDP and now… he wants his own party…

    Ti Lik… are you shiok even being a Chairman or sec-gen? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I’d shallow up MOE, because I need to, and I will have to to stablise situation in Singapore… because of my raw capabilities in the time of needs.

    Ti Lik… and Goh Meng Seng… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… They can ride on the back of the rising tide… but so? These jokers doesn’t know who I am, and why… I am always one step ahead of MM, and know so many things in the world in advance… When they realise who I am… they will realise they really have no chance… right from the beginning.

    Nicole Seah… she’s good… but no smart enough. What a waste. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    In a political fight, it’s a power fight. In a power fight, you’d need absolute power to back you up… and nothing can best God’s divine interventions. There is no space for imagination… If I had wanted Nicole Seah to remove SM Goh… it can be done. But it’d not be in my best interest to do so.

    Spare Tyre, you really have to think hard… otherwise, you will not only not able to follow the Enclave, you’d also risk being kicked out.

    When I come back from my trip… I hope to see a much improved Spare Tyre. After my holiday, Cicada’s question will have an answer, just that he’d never get his answer. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The Enclave welcomes chatters… but… more importantly, it hopes to draws quality souls. You are far from mature, Spare Tyre… You are hence not in a position to judge. So you watch. During the YP forum times… God has invited Singaporeans before… but no one was interested. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Blame who?

    Mortals… must have their own free wills and their choices define them. Your choices in your conduct in the Enclave before Elfred also define you, Spare Tyre.

    The PM shalt get for what he chose. This is his free will. If he thinks he can wiggle through this coming term… I personally sincerely wish him good luck. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I have more important thinks to see to. People are dying… and they shalt not die in vain. I am not others… my heart still bleeds for the deaths…

    Though yes… I am getting more and more sick with these… sickening mortals… who ain’t worth a cent in the eyes of God…

    Why do you think this alien delusional site is named ‘Enclave’? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Like I said, has the internet made Goh Meng Seng successful? God was behind Obama, not the internet… Silly… If Goh Meng Seng actually broke through the divine controls, then I’d step in right away and dispose of him.

    Oppositions… what is opposition? Hot airs…

    We can give you what you need for the sake of our shows… we can also take away everything bestowed…

  34. james the small
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 2:58 am | Permalink

    GE over,let”s move on.The next five years will see a silent intake of new citizens to fill the areas where PAP is weakest.
    Oppositions lost owing to the 90,000 new citizens PERIOD.

  35. Posted May 10, 2011 at 3:45 am | Permalink

    James, that’s most untrue.

    So what you place another SM Goh in Aljunid… if you have another Nicole Seah… The oppositions’ loss is not due to the new citizens…

    Besides, 5 more years… many new citizens now will end up OLD citizens. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… You ah… never read the piece on migrants the Enclave offered?

    The oppositions’ loss is really due to their brainless-ness… But you can observe that a couple of GRCs and SMCs have reached ‘lose-able’ status… coming to the 50s range… In fact, from 66% down to 60%…. how many new migrants do you need for the 6%?

    Please redo your math, James. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Know what you need to win and what you don’t need to win… is knowing what you need to lose and don’t need to lose. Got it?

    This blog will soon cease to function… Enough talk, about time to action… Like I said before, when time to rest… yaya as much as possible, fuck care people said you paper tiger, you idler, you whatever… when the time to start moving… you move.

    Will be a couple of postings before the Enclave goes into hypernation… So anything… shoot. Hahahahahahahahaha~

  36. jswyodn
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Politics… I admit that I’m still trying to grasp several of its concepts. As an American politician used to say, “America has no friends, only shared interests.” I agree that elections don’t boil down to ‘like’; I myself gave a good friend of mine a negative vote when he ran for student council simply because I felt that he wouldn’t do a good job. I’m also a fan of the Survivor TV series, where the only way forward was to convince other players that they had a better chance at a million dollars if they allied with you. I wonder though, how exactly do you win an election where the electorate are a bunch of friends? I do know the whole thing about appealing to their interests and so on, but to do so in such a way that those interests override their friendship with your competitor is not an easy task.

    As for George, of course the not-so-common answer lah =P Surely it can’t just be because of Jack Neo, or the highly unfortunate case of Dr Ionesco’s hit-and-run, or even the appearance of Chen Shao Mao.

    The ground is becoming sweeter week by week, day by day. I look forward to the coming months, when the political scene in Singapore will be taken by storm by Vincent and Nicole leaving SDP and NSP respectively ON THE SAME DAY to join another party with a Teck Guan in it =D.

    Aiyah, I have no sides to take lah. As mentioned before, I grew up in Singapore and consider it my home, but I’m not a Singaporean or a PR, and I’m not even in Singapore anymore. There are lots of self-improvement books out there, talking about stuff like Sun Zi Bing Fa for the corporate sector and whatnot. As for me, this blog is my Sun Zi Bing Fa, and when the time comes for you to take MOE, that’s probably around the time when I graduate from university and hopefully take the corporate world by storm… I hope.

    Been talking to one of those medical student friends of mine, and he mentioned that even in the NUS medical school, lots of medical students and their families voted opposition. Surprisingly, he said that he felt Khaw was doing an okay job. When I told him that the blogger I was talking to was going to start with taking over MOE, he said, “Is he going to take over or what? We just want alternative voices in parliament only…” Looks like nobody’s expecting it to come, but I have confidence that it will.

  37. Posted May 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Alternate voices are like empty petitions for MM to step down, BG Yeo to go up and Tin Pei Ling to leave. That’s how your friends see it, then… my business? But their naive-ness does serve to drive some force behind… the push against the incumbent. As you can see, the entire election shows many GRCs ready to fall next round if the oppositions are ready… and MM probably won’t be around anymore.

    The fact… while this election has a 75% 1~2 GRC/s be taken, I have told MM… from this election on, the chance of a LDP style collapse is possible for the PAP. And that’s before the 2011 election even started. The real force behind voting for oppositions ALWAYs come on the back of the NEED to rebel from the people. Once the rebel takes root, anything can happen. Jsw, remembers that. And don’t bother about those friends’ idealistic talk…

    Friends… Yaw is a childhood friend… But I’m seeing him pushing into PAP… knowing full well MM is around, with the stakes so high… and I won’t offer any help to him because… the purpose for having him there is to test the water. Once this PM senses the power of rebels rising… he’d have to go on the defensive…

    狗急跳墙… Ever heard of this?

    I also want to see how WP is going to handle. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So… You are not a Singaporean nor a PR, WHAT exactly are you? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    How I won elections? Hahahahahahahaha… Yeah… I am not the type who will make friends like a doped ass with Ice. As long as the voters are mortals… mortals are weak souls.

    For eg… I stood in an election when I watched the people doing the voting… They ALL wanted of course to vote for their own friends… But doing so, calculations told me that none of these friends of theirs will end up a percentage superiority… So? What I was left to do is to ‘convince’ them to vote for a neutral… Me lah… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Once you know what mortals have in mind, in order to break the impasse all you need is to answer to their interests and their votes will swing to you… You looked at those self-proclaimed gods online… the what brotherhood of bloggers… You looked at Xiaxue’s call to support BG Yeo… but Aljunid still falls. Know why?

    Election… it’s simply so simple. But politics is not. That’s why I’d like to see Yaw in… If Yaw can survive… then PAP is finished. See? Then everything becomes clear. Actually… everything is getting clear, just that those mortals can’t see… Now what Low Thia Khiang desperately need is talents… to govern and to quickly force the GRCs to fall… because… 1. he’s getting old, and nobody can know about what he’d become in 2016… 2. The longer the PAP holds the machinery, the tougher the challenges he’d face in governing the entire GRC; don’t forget, He’d need to establish himself in merely 5 years… with PAP pressence around… 3. Chen Shou Mao is aging, yes… he doesn’t have many more 5 years as he said… and even Glenda will become 40yo auntie… He desperately needs successors for those aces and himself… 4. Nicole Seah won’t be the only surprises… out PAP and WP. Hahahahahahahahahaha… New and more powerfully packed parties could be on the card. Talents are hidden away for now… if the talents are not on his side, the talents will be on his challengers’ sides…

    The coming fights will not be just a big mouth’s fight… governance will be becoming the central issue. Why do you think Elfred the irridating gust of gigolo ugly fat fart is waiting with Pepsi and popcorns? Hahahahahahahahahaha… Without me in the cabinet, PM’s only capable of promising empty cheques… the people will be driven further to rebel. The need of more oppositions… will not be wanted… because you only need the loss of 5 GRCs and… one ‘freak’ election can dispose off PAP… Ask the MM if I am right… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    MM is old… the entire machinery will be in the hands of someone with NO legacy but plenty of ‘track records’ of scandals, fixings and rubbish going on…

    Now guess.. Jsw… why don’t I want Sm Goh to be ousted this round? I can even tolerate that silly Lim Biao Chuan… and that empty vessel Josephine… It’s all politics.

    But you are right… Nicole Seah and Vincent should join me… Nicole alone is NOTHING. I don’t want her to be even NCMP… to expose her backside to be fucked. She’s good in calling out to the people… but without ‘ministerial calibre’, she won’t be able to handle the ministers… who have greater intelligence sources, figures, resources of money and even… historical parliamentary records… Goh Meng Seng will never be a good support, starting from his minute character… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    In order for Vincent and Nicole and other talents to glow… to reach their full potential… they will need the New Father of Singapore… because only he has the ministerial calibre, the global intelligence, the depth of PAP and the hidden network to power them. Like I said, Vincent needs to be trashed… Without the New Father of Singapore… they won’t go further than Chiam See Tong.

    To sidetrack… if Nicole Seah came in during the time of Tang and Francis… with her talks during the campaign… she can be sued left right center… you know? Luckily for her… Situation is changing…

    That’s why I won’t want her to succeed in ousting SM Goh or even disqualify Tin or enter as NCMP… She’d age… Her time for maximising her potential is limited… and if she enteres the parliament now… and exposes her weakness… she’d become another Olsen… hollow hollow hollow… and cease to be a ‘threat’. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Politics is about power, my dear… It’s a power fight. Yaw may be making $15,000 a month… but he is on a thin thin line… If PM moves… and succeeds… Yaw can lose everything. You saw how SM Goh stoop to lows in character assasination to retain his position? SM Goh is not stupid. Hahahahahahahahahaha… I said before. He’s very smart… but he underestimated Nicole Seah. To be honest, even without Tin Tin, SM Goh won’t be able to resist Nicole’s attack might if God has not wanted Nicole to fail…

    But if Nicole faces me in a contest… she’d never have a chance… because… election is ultimately not just how many people like you… better burn this into your skill, Jsw…. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The best of the best shalt come later in the game… Don’t worry. Left or right, I’d shallow MOE whole. I don’t care what Xiaxue said… why would I be bothered about your friends??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

  38. james the small
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    The new constituencies were drawn base on the new citizens residence and they have at least two years to draw up these plans.

    Looking at the losses base on the vote counts and knowing the sour grounds for the incumbents you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to work out the sums.Just place the newbies @ wards where the sway votes are at risk to oppositions and the results will speak for itself.

    Add another silent amount of newbies into the high risk wards the next five years and the results is obvious.

  39. Posted May 10, 2011 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    James, James…

    If everything is as simple as you see it to be. Your talk here is merely gambling. No no no no no… You do not gamble in Politics. If you want to gamble the odds, you’d have to be prepared to lose EVERYTHING. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Like I told you people… look at Aljunid GRC’s aftermath, it’s real WAR, people… and the party still controls the machinery… and now riot police comes in. Good show.

    Don’t bet on rocket scientists. They know everything AFTER the war is over. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    No matter, the Enclave is going into hypernation soon enough… So, James… if you and Jsw or CitizenReddot and other chatters have anything to ask to chat about… do it early.

    To be honest with you, James… when I was watching Nicole fighting with SM Goh… I was very tempted to ‘add that slight’ push so that the 6% advantage SM Goh enjoys vaporized… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… I have a very… mischevious side… But on Nicole’s side, I like talents very much, I don’t her to be destroyed by one victory… Look at Aljunid GRC… if Low is not stupid, he could stablise the situation within a year, if he is shorthanded but average, within 2 years… but risked a perm loss of support from those naive residents… But Nicole… if NSP won Marine Parade… can NSP handles the aftermath? Like I said… Election is NOT the real issue. I can win the election easily… but the governance part is the issue. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Unless you wanna be Ling How Doong II…

    Nice to tell you this, James… even before I joined PAP and became the br asst secretary… I was already trained in the management of town councils and such running. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If the Old Father can think of this… you think the New Father doesn’t expect? You people really think the New Father is really a fool? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    The loss of support on the grounds… is not ‘a figurative’ issue. For Aljunid as an eg… it’s not a ‘trend’ graph… the exact mathematics in such measurements will be denied to you. You must understand that nothing is constant. As one old MP said… everything is like in a flux… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If you don’t believe… let Tan Jee Say, those scholars at NSP and Vincent try fighting Marine Parade next round…

    I was watching Nicole’s fight… I knew SM Goh was at risk of being ousted. But the real reason why no help was offered to Nicole is… I have more use of SM Goh, when Nicole little girl really should not win. We have been over the election and support issues, James…

    Just to conclude for you, politics is not as simple as sour grounds and rocket scientists. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Say, why do you think after an influx of oppositions into Parliament… and you have to wait so many elections later that… OH~ Aljunid made history?! You mean the grounds have always been sweet?

    I was in MPS, the fuck files for Mah Bow Tan generated problems alone… had never been little. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… So why has Mr Mah been around yaya for so many years?

    Why don’t I just step in? Yaw did, and he is now an MP. Maybe if I were to have joined WP, Glenda Han would have married this irridating gust of ugly fat fart? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    James… what you talk is not politics… it’s just a layman’s fantasy. No offence.

    The sums… … emmm…

    Let me ask you seriously, what is real reason behind Aljunid GRC’s fall?

  40. SpareTyre
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    Bon voyage

  41. Posted May 10, 2011 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    Thanks, Spare Tyre.

    Remember, I hope to see a new you after I return. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Please do.

    The world is going to change big times after I return… like it or not… it’s a chance for yourself to grow with the existence of the Enclave and you landed here.

    The date to travel is set… ^.* I looking forward to the babe to be encountered on the trip. Hahahahahahahahaha…


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