GE2011: Art Thou Not Entertained?

Really very no-incentive to blog about the post-election things… Most had been covered with the chatters here, and I don’t see why we have to go through this again since the plot has been sticked to normal… Not much surprises. My politically apathetic parents stayed up late watching the polling results on TV, me too… but that was only for two things… to see WP’s crowd reaction once the result came out, and then… how Nicole Seah and Marine Parada’s PAP reacted. That’s all… then switched off TV and woke up this morning listening to parents’ talk cock about this election…

As if they really knew what was happening…

And brother too… He didn’t understand what happened at Marine Parade but Nicole Seah.

The reason why I was watching WP’s reaction when they have secured the GRC is really to see how the mortals react. Nothing else. Unless there was a freak election, Aljunid’s fall is within precise calculation. But… as chatted, I am not particularly bothered by WP’s victory because… that’s only the beginning, since the real test is their management of the GRC, and they have picked one pretty hot potatoe to begin with. Yaw’s victory had been expected, my old school mate since Pri to JC and in tuition… our moms were chatters, or to be honest, our families know each other pretty well. I was the rich kid, rules breaker, cunning… and leading a team of ‘hooligans’ in school. And he was the prefect. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Then his Dad died… and I moved away from Clementi… To be honest, he was the ‘leader’ while I was the usual rules breaker yet Mr Innocent… the smart but the headache of teachers. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… I knew he won’t book me when I broke the rules back then, because I read him too well.

Yes… I am hoping him to test the waters by entering parliament… I half expected Low Thia Khiang will let him guard the base. So when Mom said, “Yaw is standing for election~”

“Yeah yeah yeah…” In this sort of moment… it’s better to cry foul, cry poor, cry lousy than to stick your head out… That was why I led a bunch of hooligans in school but other gangs got bashed, my side was usually getting away despite doing the most havoc. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Talk about leadership…

MM is still around, I need Yaw… to crush into parliament, to create a scene… to make the MM nervous as he is dying… and see how PAP will ‘immune’ itself to the threat. Simple? Hougang is changed… because that initial PAP asshole is replaced with someone more decent looking… a blur young boyish cock actually, BUT that signals PM’s turning aggressive… or at least that’s what he could trying to be. Hahahahahahaha… And now, PM has his wish… He took Potong Pasir back… because Chiam made a big mistake of sending an ignorant housewife to guard his base without (eg) Elfredian support. If Sitoh managed to establish himself at Potong Pasir… will there be a Potong Pasir next round… will be an interesting question. The difference between Yaw and me is that there are many many prefects, but very very few cunning leaders of hooligans… Hahahahahahahahaha… He presented himself pretty well, but I am always the brain… the Good Boy who was actually the leader of a bunch of troublemakers during primary school days.

Then came my mentors… and then… I became a ‘kakia’ learning the real trade of politics… … and finally, these days come. A long fucking wait…

It’s not hard to expect what will happen when Potong Pasir got remade, and credits going to Sitoh… hence Chiam’s power base be gone forever with Lina watching in tears as when she wanted Potong Pasir back, she’d have to probably deal with a GRC… And how can a politically blur cock housewife lead a GRC team? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

And with the 5 members GRC of Aljunid entering parliament… In order to destroy WP, since Low Thia Khiang is already old… and Hougang has been ‘left in the cold’ for so long, and now with a young Yaw there… What do you think MM’d be thinking… as his time is going out and up… It’s much easier to deal with one Yaw before his youth guarantees a prolonged establishment in Hougang… and Hougang powers Aljunid GRC to topple more GRCs to come… than to crush face on with those rojak lawyers now… law makers.

Do I envy Yaw? No. I think he knows… I had never been the type strangly to envy anything. Now, after this election… MM’s target becomes very clear. Aljunid will need huge resources and gahmen machinery to take care before it runs into a major headache, and backfires upon WP. And what happens if PAP can take out Yaw as well? Assuming MM… he’s probably thinking about WP messing up that GRC and what if Low Thia Khiang’s Hougang is also gone? See? So Yaw might have won… but he is probably facing also an all-out destruction… if and only if MM still has his hatchet and is able to use it. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

No matter, my old kaki is not the real headache…

To be honest, this election is the best Elfredian scenario… One party heads it all. It makes things much easier for the future plans…

Nicole Seah was the big surprise. I like that girl very much. A great fighter for her tender age… but one with no brains. As long as she isn’t starting to govern, everything will be ok for her. Point is, she could have removed SM Goh… but she didn’t. At the very end… her potential is yet enough to overcome her destined defeat, and God doesn’t want her to win. She… as many Singaporeans, are just like an ox… see red you charge, see mate you fuck… Yeah, she could have removed that miserable 6% difference and kicked SM Goh and Tin Pei Ling out this round… but that would have destroyed her as well. Singapore is going into a major series of disasters… Her leadership, if she were to be successful in this election, shall be tested on how much more better than a mouth complaining and complaining and complaining about PAP’s incompetencies. I know Goh Meng Seng too well… Empty vessel, and back-shooter, despite being a bobo one. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… If I am not wrong, in that condensed skull of Meng Seng… he’s finding Nicole an hindrance on his way into parliament even via the NCMP route.

Nicole needs a stronger leadership… Like I said, the more talented she is, the better must be her platform… that applies to me as well. She is good but she chose to stuck herself in the wrong company, and… she is like totally ignorant of the reality of politics. It’s power fight, my dear little girl… with PAP, or within NSP.

One thing Nicole said is right… The real players will come into the arena later… while Elfred is watching on the sideline with popcorns and Pepsi watching PAP’s next move… PM seems to have tried the Mr Nice Guy path… it’s not as if the Enclave has not touched on this… And as I have explained… the PM is not established, he has no legacy… he apologised, danced, sang… whatever, it’d have no effect on Aljunid’s outcome. Once Elfred is idling outside the gahmen… it is next to impossible for the PM to be established in this coming term. Too bad for him, he made too many promises… but he has no one with the calibre to avoid an empty cheque to the people. I don’t mind betting on this one. LOL~ A cup of copi in gentlemanly fashion…

WP is very lucky… PM can’t establish, another term of exciting scandals and nosense… so in relativity, unless Low Thia Khiang is an absolute idiot and messes up his GRC big times… everything should be fine. Or rather, the show should be wonderful…

As for Vincent and the rest… expected failures. So no problem.

See why does Elfred feel so sianz doing a post polling-day blogging… … Why don’t CitizenReddot do the sum up for me… we have been discussing this for months… and according to Jswyodn… for a year at least. Repeating is not something I happily adore…

Highlight Of The Twilight.

Actually, my concern is not really about BG Yeo… I am not Xiaxue or Bongqiuqiu and her bimbo friend… they have their version of politics, I have mine. My focus on PAP Aljunid team is actually PM’s former secretary… that guy who emailed me “I know what you want…” when he didn’t obviously know what I want. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… If BG Yeo survived, I’d really like to know how Mr Ong’d perform…

No matter, PM has apologised, Elfred the irridating gust of ugly fat gigolo alien big fart gracefully accept… his apology. As for the call for PAP’s internal change… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… I don’t suppose the chatters here can expect Tin Pei Ling to be representing Elfred… Like how? I don’t even expect Tay Teck Guan to be able to handle the running of the Enclave, so Tin can handle her shoppings… Needless to say, PM’s insulting me having that little girl leading and apologising at the same time. But I am gracefully accepting his apology… and apologies to come. Yeah yeah yeah… he’d tackle the inflation, the migrants and bla bla bla issues… Like how? With what? So I have no problem being mentally prepared to suffer another 1 whole term that if he chooses to apologise again, I’d gracefully pardon him… for making empty promises.

Without talents, my dear PM… you are dreaming… Minister Mah can’t even handle his portfolios properly… you need so much money in transport investments… the energy situation is a big mess… and how is the PM going to handle anything at all when he doesn’t even understand what each ministry is doing? So choose, my dear children… increase the prices and rents to please the sellers… or depress the prices and rents to please the buyers…? Of course, it can be done in real… but with the gahmen’s current calibre… dealing with car insurance is already beyond its ability, and Mr Mah Bow Tan did say… “Capabilities are not important…”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Here goes the PM down the drain…

And when will Mr Khaw provide $8 surgical treatments? Hahahahahahahahahaha… And media in Lui’s hand… is gone case. As such, the economic management of such components are close to impossibility especially when after ‘there is no free lunch in this world’ and ‘no one could see it coming’ when Minister Mah is ‘monitoring’… ‘capabilities are not important’, so tell Elfred how is this PM going to GROW the economy? I like that… because that’s why I’d have job in the coming future. How long have you grown the economy to such… situation? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

I was browsing the internet… usual rubbish, usual nosense…

For now, I am waiting for the CDC to perform… Yes yes yes… “We’d serve you, we’d take care of the people, we’d bla bla bla bla…” Just fucking give me a PROPER career already… it’s not as if I don’t know what sort of ‘talents’ I am relying upon for the mission impossible. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Land of opportunities… for jerks, jackass, untalented junks… perhaps.

Second time, my dearest… this is the second time CDC is expected to perform. I don’t want apology… I want a fucking suitable career in this island of opportunities… where no one will be left behind.

If Nicole can complain, I have no less bullets to shoot. But complaining is complaining, governance is governance…

In real… I am waiting for the MM to get real nasty… and ugly, but like I said… if PM chooses not to… and try to play a useless Mr Nice Guy… then be prepared to be overflooded. This population is engineered to the highest degree of nosense plus ruggedness… superficial and pretencious… where “Moral is not needed…” and there is no need to reason. Did SM Goh not say “We will serve you…” while…

“Singaporeans are expected to depend less on gahmen…” Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

Then why should I even vote for PAP? But SM Goh seemed to suggest… never mind, I still got 55%… In real, neither MM nor SM did ‘see it coming’… Many GRCs have fallen into the 50s range… and Joo Chiat… wow… if that WP asshole with a pair of specs got a little bit luckier, there goes Joo Chiat.

1 more term to endure… to suffer… and likely to idle since… will CDC really efficiently fetch this irridating gust of jobless fart a dream career? Maybe the PM is optimistic… but I am not. The system NEVER got changed from the first time I engaged it for help. And… I still recall how I was terminated from teaching without reasons. Nice job, PM… and Temasek lost billions… almost immediately after I bowed and left. Mr Lee, you know not what you have done… to yourself. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

I am not really worried about my political future… Everything must go with the script. It’s as if governance is so simple? Nay… The people need more time… for the mess to be brewed to maturity…  Actually, PAP lost the moment they lost the New Father of Singapore, and it’s interesting that MM doesn’t realise what is really going on. Hence, the coming elections should see the rise of heroes… The yellow turbans era is ending, the best of the best are coming in. The real fight shall begin… for the domination of Singapore. And the future of Singapore hence lies in the hands… of whoever grabs the power.

However, no matter… only one in the arena holds the Excalibre… guess who?

One thing to note is very simple… like I told somebody… internet is only so so… Obama didn’t win really due to internet, but because God blessed him. Yet… he refused help from God subsequently… probably being stingy over a 1b euros fee… and he prefered an over 10 trillion bucks of deficits… Strange chap.

The reality of election… everything… nothing. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… So what those hoo-haas online yelled and whatever the fuck… So what Sgforums, YNTUC forums banned me… and even YPforum removed…

You think I fuck care? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

There is nothing really worthy of highlighting in this election… Because my main focus is elsewhere… Before we have settled the international issues… Come on… Singapore is just an island. Blood should not be flowing in vain, people should not have died in vain… To conclude, this election is really boring… we really have chatted too long too much already on this no-surprise election.

Who will rise to power… One win is not the real issue… Nicole should realise that asap. Only God will decide who will emerge… And for now, Singapore can wait. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

I wish sincerely Yaw the best… for old time’s sake and he’d need it. But I also wish MM his best… because he is needed to pull the picture together. And how he’d take out Yaw… will decide the future of PAP… if we view from an old man’s experienced political point of view. I am not sad for Chiam’s loss… he should retire and get a break, and rest well. If MM can’t take out Yaw… then… it’s going to be a free game to come. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… And Yaw would have served his purpose.

Somebody asked me… who shalt be the next President of USA…

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Why asked of something you’d never get an answer…?

The maid is cleaning the room… time for me to feed and have a nap. That’s my life… like it or not, people. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… And then, my… seriously cheeky baby. He really have inherited his father’s gift… genetical ‘problemo’… but… I see he also inherited his mother’s problems… which I must try to remove those imperfections. Then… I’d like to pass him the Excalibre… if he can prove himself worthy. With his gift… he can become a demon lord… or an archangel. Walk in the light, my dear son. It’s your father’s wish that you… shalt inherit the Excalibre, then during your time when you grow into an handsome young heartbreaker… you shalt be omni-potent. People lusting for power will come and beg before you.

With God’s blessing, my son… you’d be virtually unstoppable. It’s your time, my son… what your father has suffered for walking in the light… shalt give you the best of the best… something no amount of money can fetch.

Forgive your mother… she has a good soul… but she knows not what she is doing. She is but… a mortal. You shalt learn the way of Heaven… and don’t abuse your gift. For given such a gift, God demands you to take on greater responsibilities. You shalt… also inherit the script, my son… Your father blesses you with true love… that’s the most precious gift other than life in this trashy mortal world. Cherish it…

By the way… I am finding it amusing thinking of how that dick-dripping Chia Ti Lik is watching as WP is moving ahead… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Politics is not got ladder you climb got women you fuck… you anyohow climb, you anyohow fall… Not all ladders lead to Rome… silly… little… lawyer… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… When I take over the MOE as a minister, he’d probably still be wondering why with a pair of disbelieving eyes…

So what I was terminated from MOE teaching? I’d return to that messed-up ministry… as a Minister. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Jump here jump there… great ambition but backed up with a goo of sperms… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

How can you fuck a woman without love, Ti Lik? How can you govern without even substance? Or do you only desire a Ling How Doong one-shiok fame? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Fools… The real players are coming in… Ti Lik, I am coming… I am cumming… cumming… And behind me is the most powerful force in the global arena… Behind you… is just pure hot airs… Why don’t I suggest Nicole to win this round? I want to see how much potential she really got… and if this young lass is really good… Goh Ah Meng, I’d like to claim your little girl from NSP… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

But not for now, we need the term to be at least finished by 70%… till we can do anything. The chatters here will know why… later. Everything must go step by step… Meanwhile, I have an holiday to make… before the game starts. Remember, players… They can only be One… and grab the best of the best… Only an all-star team will be invincible… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Look at those two scholars in NSP… how can they compare to Nicole?

Talents… decide everything… since honeymoon is really over… for everyone. When I return from my trip… the world will be a soon very different place. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Again… how delusional. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

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79 Comments

  1. Old Singa
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 3:44 am | Permalink

    PAP will continue to win one election after another, forever and ever. No other political parties can ever hope to take over the govt.

    Why? Because at least 40 to 50 percent of the electorate will surely vote for the PAP. Why? Because of PAP’s track record as THE GOVT.

    No other political parties has got any experience in governing, let alone track record in governing.

    BUT, IF:

    All talents can come together as one party to take on the PAP, then it will be easy as ABC.

    For example, if the people can form a shadow Cabinet with the following line-ups:

    Prime Minister: Alfredino Supremo.
    Deputy PM 1: Low Thia Khiang
    Deputy PM 2: Chee Soon Chuan
    Minister for Defence: George Yeo.
    Minister for Home Affairs: Silvia Lim.
    Minister for Finance: Tan Jee Say
    Minister for Manpower: Yaw Shing Leong
    Minister for Trade n Industry: Chen Show Mao.
    Minister for National Dev: V Wijeysingha
    Minister for Law: Pritam Singh
    Minister for Transport: Angela Faye Oon
    Minister for Communications: Nicole Seah.
    Minister for Community Dev: Tin Pei Ling.
    Minister for Health: Ang Yong Guan
    Minister for Projects: Chiam See Tong.

    Submitted for approval, please.

  2. Posted May 11, 2011 at 4:13 am | Permalink

    From a NEUTRAL’s point of view, the Enclave DOESN’T see it impossible to take over from the PAP.

    First, welcome to the Enclave.

    Who the fuck is Alfredino Supremo??? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    As for Yaw… You placed him in the wrong place… He can’t handle Manpower. But he can’t do ok for Projects.

    And BG Yeo is too blur for defence. You can expect him to arm and waste money against Malaysia if MM told him to without consideration of the political factor that it’s almost unlikely UMNO will invade PAP and grab a troublemaker… and a person who wanted rally behind a jackal means an whole messed-up of human resource in the army… No 1 taboo to the military.

    Place him in community development better… help to dispense assistance to promote state welfare…

    Chen Shou Mao should be placed in home affairs… Mature enough to oversee a bunch of police before they get corrupted and even gangsters will give him some face…

    Sylvia Lim should be 1st DPM supported by Low Thia Khiang as 2nd DPM.

    Tan Jee Say should be slotted to National Development… and develop estates according to the PM’s guidelines.

    Dr Chee can be thrown to Ministry of Defence… Since he loves to march fearlessly so much. Hopefully, his spirit will transpire into the souls of soldiers… Soldiers should not be kiasi, but civilians cannot be like that. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Reporting to PM, he’d be out of troubles.

    Vincent can be assigned communications, under strict guidelines of no GAY promotion from PMO.

    Minister of Health can be given to Chiam See Tong… He should learn the need to maintain good health… Without health, how to fight? See see see? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Minister of Law… I have a better candidate you never mentioned, guess who? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… if just for fun of slotting oppositions in.

    Tin Pei Ling should be assigned Foreign Affairs… her husband will be of help, and foreigners won’t be bothered about her stompings… besides, ‘she no know what to say’ is ok in most foreign affairs events, just keep her mouth shut and sign the docs with DPMs’ instructions…

    As for Nicole Seah… She can be a minister of State in PM Alfredino-nantoka’s PMO. She’s not ready for any portfolio yet.

    Bla bla bla bla bla bla… Have fun! Time for my lunch… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

  3. james the small
    Posted May 12, 2011 at 12:18 am | Permalink

    Dear Elfred,much as I would like to give you credit for your thinking and analytical prowess I believe too much is base on the old fear and hatchet tactics of LKY.

    Politics is dirty and corrupt no matter how clean it may seem to show and time will tell.

    Third world politicians are lowly paid but highly corrupted.

    Singapore politicians are highly paid with perks and PKI bonuses that can put third world ministers to shame.

    Tell me dear Elfred,what is the difference?

    The only difference I see is one is illegal and the other is LEGAL. “I stand corrected” in LKY’s words but not the true meaning of that phrase.

  4. Posted May 12, 2011 at 6:17 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… The Old Father has the hatchet… the entire grassroot, who doesn’t know about fixings and such things? EVen I… MAY be subjected to such ‘treatment’. The only problem is, as I have said, I went out of MOE, this PM will be facing disasters… See?

    There are really some critical people you can NEVER mess with, unless you want to die lah… Even MM… Why the fuck must the Fathers fight? I know his time is going up, I know the PAP’s situation… we have been over this even before CitizenReddot first appeared… Everything is going as I want it to be, so when the PM is errrrrrrrrrrrrr… having his post-election meeting, we already had that ‘meeting’ long long before. So now, the entire Enclave is shaking legs…

    Yes yes yes… MM has the hatchet… why not use the hatchet to help me blow a way into power? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… In fact I’m waiting him to go ugly and still pumping people around… Like I said back then about now, PM can play nice… and get overwhelmed by those hot airs… or… MM is going around punching people with is hatchet… and pushes PAP into a direct fight with the voters… to come. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Either way, I win… as long as I sit on my fence, watch sunrises sunsets and enjoy my lobo time… Why not?

    As long as MM doesn’t come and invite me personally, PM without me… is going to give out empty cheques… Trust me, just you see. Internal change… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Fine lah… kick Teo Ser Luck lah, kick SM Goh lah… Kick Mr Lee Kuan Yew lah… can you? You want to please the people…

    Kick PAP lah… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You can only win with governance… and that you need raw capabilities. So bad… I monopolize that ‘commodity’. This is, my dear, real politics, real power fight. Now after this election, alot of people who voted for PAP… are feeling hot to want to switch sides… and you can expect a 10% loss of overall ratings… which can bring the entire PAP down in ONE election.

    With the ‘help’ of PM’s ‘loyal subjects’ and those very ‘smart’ talents… I am very sure this PM’s going to have an handful. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Like I said again and again… Mr Mah will outlive MM… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… very soon, there will be no more MM, but a PM who can apologise, sing, dance… to nobody’s problem. And then… a chaos.

    Low Thia Khiang may have won this GRC… and I detected a sense of… overdose of pride in some WP elements. If they think too much of this victory… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… No matter, Low should realise that he hasn’t too much time before he’d need to take out the incumbent. To be honest, choosing to take Aljunid GRC means he’d have to fight with time… and most importantly… other oppositions… …

    Tan Jee Say calls for unity, and ONE big oppositions… What’s the point?

    You look at Nicole Seah… because of her one TINY mini NSP becomes so bright. You have one big party… but that doesn’t mean… a smaller but super elitist Elfredian party will not enter the fray… My definition of elites… means the best of the best… in fighting elections, in governance… and in the stance against evil.

    So I don’t really bother about the what… SDA… what one big party… Fuck lah… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… The only one who can take on the Old Father of Singapore… is only the New Father of Singapore. In Singapore, I told Spare Tyre, you’d need at least one Father to be around…

    And I am not obviously fighting with the Old Father… I may have over-estimated him… but I doubt he’s so foolish not to tell why we shouldn’t fight.

    And then… WP… you think after all these fights, all these efforts… WP will recognise SDP’s call…? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… This is real politics, my dear… If you ever tell MM Lee what I said, I expect him to say what I said as well…

    WP would be able to grow without the need of the other parties… It can absorb its own talents, and with the organisational capabilities can grow larger…

    That’s an assumption, because… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Because there is only One New Father of Singapore with the only Excalibre around. See? If I join (eg) SDP, I’d have to ‘command’ Tan Jee Say and Vincent… and even Chee Soon Juan… But can I? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… But I do get to command one of the parties/factions… What will happen?

    I said already… since I am not in the PM’s cabinet now… we have to be prepared for the Clash of the Titans… and WP is not even a Titan… From my view, if I were to be in charge of PAP… crushing WP is not a big issue. Do you realise how WP is so lucky that this PM’s MOE has done them a favor of… offending the New Father of Singapore to such degree. I said I needed a job, and they dare to kick me out. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    How nice… when I was a YP member.

    James… what fear are you talking about? Hahahahahahahahahaha… You ALWAYS stick to the relevant situations… and always know what you need IN ADVANCE.

    For whatever reasons PM doesn’t have me in the cabinet… that’s not important… the only issue that is relevant is… he’s now totally helpless, and… hahahahahahahahahahaha… Policy wise, do you think they can come out with something that is NOT within my calculations… Not to say…

    The world is changing. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    With the rising tide… Nicole Seah… there maybe Nicole Seah after Glenda Han, and there will be Nicole Seah II perhaps… That’s why I don’t advocate Nicole to go into parliament now as NCMP… But I’d like to see how her choices are… because… her choices will define her.

    In politics, James… how many losses are not important… because you only need one decision victory, and it’s… always POWER. So said… WP without Elfredian aid is also nothing. Playing around the factions… I’d eventually emerge the most powerful entity.

    No why… because everyone needs me. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I can’t be bothered how Spare Tyre think lowly of me…

    But politics is not just about how many ‘likes’ or how Xiaxue baby yelled and painted her skin…

    When I first saw Nicole… I knew SM Goh was in trouble. But I knew Nicole’s strength… I also saw her weaknesses.

    With regards to the what bonuses… let me ask you, if Chia Ti Lik cannot resist a woman’s cunt… what makes you think he’d resist that big bonus? Look at the oppositions… They are all mortals… They are mostly the products of an engineered rugged society… and even you…

    You told me you have what… ‘safety’ nets… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Who doesn’t want a big ‘net’? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But like I said… How much you get is not my problem… but the more you want to get, the better the performance I’d expect. If MM insisted Tin Pei Ling is better than myself… Why not? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Left or right, I’d still shallow MOE whole. Just you watch on.

    For now, what interests me is how Nicole chooses and… acts. I’d give her quite a while… for observation. Then I may invite her for copi… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    To be honest… in politics, anything can happen.

    What is the difference to ask… it’s just your lens, my dear James. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Think about it.

  5. SpareTyre
    Posted May 12, 2011 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    elfred,

    certainly don’t think lowly of you

    but i do think you are very unstable. too unstable to inspire confidence, and even if you are able to hide this unstable personality from the world (except visitors of this enclave), its not healthy for you and the people around you.

    but funnily, i must admit, between lui and you, i’d still choose you. the only reason i mention lui is that, out of the entire cabinet, his personality is the most obvious. and i am shocked that such a man can make it to the cabinet…which tells me that any joker can head a non-key ministry in Singapore.

    Take out the top half dozen guys in the cabinet, the rest are just bum fluff

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 12, 2011 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

      also interesting you had identified KJ.

      perhaps you do have some understanding of your own current market rate after all!

  6. Posted May 12, 2011 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    Spare Tyre…

    Do you know what was the market rate for Han Xin before he made it to Han?
    Do you know what was the market rate of Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang before they served Liu Bei?

    Do you know what was the market rate when Sun Yat Sun tried to persuade the Qin dynasty?

    Do you know what was the market rate to the colonial master of Lee Kuan Yew whose white counterpart was reportedly ‘angered’ by his loss to a native…

    Compare to Mr Mah Bow Tan and me… who do you think Goh Keng Swee will retain? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Market rate, Spare Tyre… … We have gone thru over this.

    You do not understand my true calibre yet, the true prowess of the New Father of Singapore… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    There is nothing unstable. In real, if you realise how I handled things… you’d realise it’s very solid. In real… after all those nosense… the one who should have rebelled would have been me. My wife’s accusation… my termination… and all those nosense…

    Play play play… when they lost their power, their money… I’d see who plays who… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    This is pure politics.

    I told Panter92 before… if he wanted to judge, make sure his lens are not color-blind. Spare Tyre, you are not ready yet to judge. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Market rate is not the real issue. Just as Jsw told me, his ‘friends’ only decide the market should be oppositions for more voices…

    But…

    In reality, do you think Low Thia Khiang will only stop at being more voices? Do you think those in Aljunid will sacrifice too long for ‘more voices’? Do you think Singaporeans will, being engineered to be so rugged, ridiculous, ‘daft’, and unreasonable… will only want ‘more voices’? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    What is a market? What is the market rate?

    Let me tell the irony of things… BG Yeo is the precise guy who talked about voters as a market. Sorry to say, he doesn’t understand the real nature of this market, so was and could be is the MM. Or I’d be invited personally at my doors to the cabinet… by now. Situation is not allowing too much imagination, Spare Tyre.

    I do not inspire confidence by being a stable clown, making people happy… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Look at Mr Lee Kuan Yew… He doesn’t really inspire confidence… he changed and changed and changed, many people cursed him… wanted him dead… he is the MM.

    Spare Tyre, you need to grow up, it’s not an insult, it’s a demand of the Enclave of you.

    Xiaxue is a popularlist figure… In terms of A team… BG Yeo is also a popularlist figure… Why is Chiam’s A team not able to remove a wildy unpopular Mr Wong’s team? Look at those in Potong Pasir in the aftermath of SPP’s loss…

    What is the essence of a power fight, Spare Tyre? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I’d like Jsw to explain to you on this one… and see how he thinks of it.

    If I were to be going for a GRC… I would have gone banging direct SM Goh’s or Khaw Boon Wan’s. Lui… doesn’t need me to remove. See? Ie. IF and ONLY IF. You may think I am arrogant… but… well… …

    Lui… Hahahahahahahahahaha… as I have told CitizenReddot… well… anyway, he goes around offending people WHILE he can’t do much for his ministry to revamp the media sector. This sector is still a big crap, while he’s helping the PM to blow up the situation… Actually the situation is already going into the bin. So…

    It’s really nothing unusual now to see Lui being placed in Media… as Tin Pei Ling is slotted in after Olsen the hollow vessel… … Now the PM is hinting a what new policy for this and that… He did the same when MOE was what having new efforts… yet, pointless.

    Coming back to market rate… Hahahahahahahahaha… We’d talk about that when the mess is brewed to maturity. Why not, Spare Tyre… I may end up returning to PAP?

    And is this going to ‘inspire confidents’ in the rebels’ hearts? Or is this unstable personality? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Everything is going smoothly… except from now… unlike before, I can’t reveal too much… and the Enclave will soon go into hybernation. So still, if you guys have any questions to ask this… unstable personality… shoot. This alien won’t be here forever. Ask the right questions, and perhaps you’d get to learn more… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    No no no, I am not offended you said I am unstable or whatever. It won’t change anything… my abilities, what will be coming for the world, and what have to be done… I said before, when it’s time to join, I’d join. When it’s time to ‘retire’, I’d never stay… NO MATTER how those silly mortals saw it, whined, lambasted, called be paper tiger, lobo-king… whatever.

    What do they know? With what can they judge? They are just bunch of hot airs…

    If Jsw and the chatters after so long still think I am what unstable and bla bla bla… My problem? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Do you know what Elfred has gone through all those years… and he is still Elfred… banned from forums, called whatever… people called him irridating, said he this he that, mocked he fat and ugly, then labelled him a gigolo…

    You know… you think I even ever bothered? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre… I am I. That’s all.

    I can judge Nicole Seah… but with what can Nicole Seah judge me? See? I can judge MM very very well… but with what can MM judge me? He doesn’t even realise that if I am not in the cabinet now… there goes his son. With those empty cheques and usual nosense, scandals, fiascos… plus a new wave of young voters and New Citizens becoming frustrated Old citizens…

    It is highly possible for the ratings to be slashed by more than 10%… from the 60.1% PAP got now…

    Happy? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If you were the MM, I’d ask you only one question with regards to my ‘market rate’…

    “You want to win, or you want to lose.”

    Practical question. Got it?

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 12, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

      Note that my remark was about your ‘market rate’

      It was not about your real political worth. Despite your failings, you could still be an asset to the right person. I’ve seen too many potential useful people never amount to anything because they’ve never found the right master.

      But you aren’t looking for a master

  7. Posted May 12, 2011 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahaha… Honestly, simple minded.

    I did mentioned before about this… Fine, maybe you didn’t catch it.

    So… May I know hence who DARE to be my master? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Honestly speaking, can MM be a master? He knew probably I am too smart… and will grow into something much larger than his little dragon… not just size, I breathe fire. And PM… of course, can he be a master… because if he must survive (eg) of now… he’d have to listen to me, ‘allow’ me to tackle all his issues from PA to PAP to policies and handle domestic and internation conducts… and transactions… which to him will make him as the ‘president’ and I the defacto ‘PM’.

    And the ministers… they will be required to ‘behave’ to a ridiculously high standard… basically, almost political flawless.

    And of course, Tin Pei Ling… can such an MP be a ‘master’? The world will laugh… at PAP’s meritocracy.

    On the oppositions’ side… the two scholars, Mr Tan JS, Kenneth… who are they? They are merely ‘good catches’ as Chee SJ to Chiam… and can Goh Meng Seng be a ‘master’? Can that crackpot Desmond from SDA? Desmond is merely a brainless hooligan like indian chief with no regards to the big picture… Or should Lina be made my ‘master’? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Or do you think Nicole Seah should be my ‘master’? I’d quickly eat her up for dinner…

    Look at Liu Bei and Zhuge… their relationship was like water and fish… mutual beneficial roles… in real, a partnership, not master and subordinate. Got it?

    To MM… everything he sees is a snobbish hierachy, you must have that and this and then you got the label and bla bla bla and someone must be in CONTROL and bla bla bla… Ci Xi did that, and Qin collapsed. She was in total control so much that the emperor couldn’t even save himself, not to say of the empire. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If I return to PAP… if MM doesn’t invite me, then he’d see himself a master… but am I there to be a slave? The question is very simple… without me, PM is confirmed dead… the next election, it’s highly possible the general poll ratings be slashed by further 10% or slightly more… I see that coming many many many years ago. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Didn’t I say, if this round I don’t get into the cabinet… if MM didn’t come… that’s it for PAP?

    Because who will sort out the human resource? Who will remake PA? Who will deliver the policies to have the cake and eat it? And who will prepare Singapore and PAP for the future challenges, and who remake the economy, the SAF… the media, and reset the society, and handle the hot airs… bla bla bla bla bla bla…

    You think Mr Khaw can really handle that ministry? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Like I said, the population is aging… the PM is carrying a timebomb…

    I am a ministerial calibre… the grandsmaster of politics and governance… who… can… be… my… master?

    Because whoever try thinking of becoming my master… will also be haunted by me eating him or her up… Because everything for survival will depend on me. I know you don’t see it, just watch. You need to understand the mutually beneficial relationship… if I were to join a faction… it’s ALWAYS a mutually respected partnership. I am not intending to be the helm… PM or Sec Gen is merely a title… Ti Lik is also a sec-gen… a self-shiok sec-gen… so?

    Remember, in politics… he who holds the Excalibre decides the outcome.

    This is real power play. Now the PM is starting this term… … without me. He made many many promises… already with an empty cache of political capital… the people are steering… the mess has been cooked for decades… nosense are all around thriving… talented people… suppressed and bullied. And even you… hahahahahahahahahahaha… can come and say I what unstable and so and such.

    What is failings? The question is actually very simple… Do you want to win?

    Who wants to lose? And who has the most stakes to lose? See?

    What failings? Because I am a jobless? Because I am not from an IVY league school? Because I am a scholar or high civil servant? Because I fuck around? So???

    You think those people care? You think those angry people of Singapore really care?

    In this political field, my political worth is more than enough to justify… the eventual rise. You got to understand, your company is now sinking into the red… going bankrupt… and here… you know there is an asshole who is super worthy for the job… he has many many many failings… but your concern is still…

    You don’t want to lose… That’s all.

    And to the people’s interest… they want to live.

    See? And I can give them a life. That’s all…

    Like I ask you… market rate… who knows the market… but me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ask CitizenReddot, what did I told him about… stepping out to help the people?

    You must have power, but you must let the incumbent mess them real hard… then the doors to the incumbent or the oppositions will be opened for me… then the decision is on me that… yes, Jsw is right… whoever I support, I join will be the one blessed with power and becomes… the ultimate winner in this game.

    Spare Tyre… simply put… fine, I stay out… and let them have their fun… for now.

    MM can say I watch porns, I have many women, I this I that… but I NEVER harm mass interest, and I am the only one who holds the script and know how to handle… and a time tested element.

    So… who dares to be my master? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… If you are not a platform strong enough, you won’t be able to support a no-nonsense minister. If you can’t support a no-nosense minister… then your regime will be a big nosense, and people… of course will kick you out.

    So what people say I ugly and fat and I wat gigolo… they can say whatever they want, they can think I high or low market rate but…

    So?

    Left or right, I’d swallow MOE. Because whoever wants to win… must offer MOE. This is the requirement, no bargain around it. Nothing arrogant. If this PM thinks he can issue something decent instead of an empty cheque… why not?

    Just don’t forget, this may very likely be the MM’s last stand… and… even without me, the hot airs and sharks are coming…

    There is no need to worry about me… Singapore’s situation is deteriorating so fast… that I am not even worry about my political future. As long as someone wants to win OR the people die die want a life… Remember, the Excalibre is with me, not them.

    Choose not me, and suffer. It’s not as if… they are given a choice.

    So don’t worry about me. I know what I am doing. In real, I know the future better than anyone. I am not the New Father of Singapore just because I want that meaningless $15,000 a month or what nice title. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    When I return from the trip, hopefully you’d tell me something interesting. You need to change, Spare Tyre. To be honest, I am not even relying on the chatters or my MIA-ed ardent supporter for my rise…

    Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Let’s see how the PM will solve anything by growing the economy… I doubt the entire cabinet knows what the economy really is… But once PAP ends up LDP II… They will realise power is ever so precious… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Market rate…

    Spare Tyre, if you were the PM…

    Do you want to win? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Internal change… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Interesting. Isn’t it?

  8. Cicada
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    In fact, I hope PM do nothing and review all the tax rates in the system. Take less is doing more already.. Growing the GDP will means… take more then give back less.. ouch .. painfully heavy leh… Anyway Master, have a fruitful trip. Do bring back some soveniors for your readers here to go with our pop corn and pepsi. Hope crazy, mad babes stay away from u so dun disturb the future of our good nation.

  9. Posted May 13, 2011 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahaha… Cicada, please lah!!! How can you curse me babes stay away from me… I mean, mad or crazy… babes are babes what. Hahahahahahahaha~

    To be honest, there is no need to review the current tax rates. Alot of people ain’t paying proper taxes anyway, and we really have one of the most lowest tax rate in this world as compared to how much cash are given out, of course… plus how much money are used for the raises and bonuses… Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Growing the GDP will mean the people’s current ability to generate income to constructive political development must be in a balance whereby the economy will grow in respect to the world, but the income gap will be justified… You take a look at how Durai, Ming Yee, Jackass and many, including those fuckers in private education… how they ‘generate growth’ and enter the ‘elite’ circles… FUCK THEM, FUCK THEM HARD! Yes yes yes yes… You ‘fry’ the prices of homes up and up and up, people become rich, reserves cheong higher because even one gahmen property in Ang Moh Kio can fly… in accounts.

    But apber then?

    Fine. What the PM has to do first… is to seriously check out 4 crucial ministries… and possibly use MM’s hatchet and reorganise them, before he settled those problems, ANY fuck promises won’t go anywhere. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Free advice from the Enclave. Actually if he is better, he should review the political human resource… and if he is even better, he should be able to remake PAP… if he is even better still…

    I would already be in the cabinet. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Growing the economy is useless. As I have long mentioned, fucking misallocation of resources… People like myself are idling, junks are flying, and this PM… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I wish him sincerely all the best.

    Don’t call me master… Cicada, a jest and an insult is only a thin line away leh… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Will be moving out soon. Even a jobless lobo loser needs a break.

    But if I do encounter a babe who loves me sooooo much… and we can go forever… Seriously, I really have much distaste for politics… It’s so romantic to be growing old and ugly with someone who is idiotically so madly in love with you… Well, Cicada, only a mad girl will be madly in love with me… My wife ‘was’ mad, but when she became ‘smart’, she loses everything.

    She really think I can accept a green hat without her ever giving me what I want… True love. You think a piece of mortal paper is why I came back all the way from China for?

    She doesn’t know why Viagra has so much business… because she’d grow old… but men’s dicks are always hungry for babes… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Silly her. Dumped once still no brains… How many chances does she expect me to give? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Now… if I encounter the One… There is a chance I’d choose an eternally daily lovely morning, sweet noon of kisses, and romantic nights of hugs… And Iranian girls are well-known in this world for their extreme ‘attraction’. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    True love… is worth it giving up the entire world for.

    Let fate decides then. Hahahahahahahahahaha… … An irridate ugly and fat gust of fart may meet the most beautiful thing in this world… if fate has some mercy… We’d then have happily ever after… My wife can stay in Singapore, safe away from Cs 1234… My son will take care of her.

    Yeah… I should have kicked my wife… everyone says that but… …

    Relationship is not a system, I am no robot…

    After I come back, the world will begin to shake drastically… if I come back… If I don’t come back, hopefully I’d have met her… ^.^

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 13, 2011 at 3:49 am | Permalink

      you poor deluded fool, this is one of the most touching posts I’ve read.

      ”true love is worth giving up the world for…. Relationship is not a system, I am no robot…”

      well put.

      For you to be able to express this sentiment in such strong terms at your age (same as Yaw?)…well, just maybe, you have more sanity than many sane people.

      If PAP does not come back for you, who will? The Nicole, Vincent, etc, groups….doubt they’ll ever be whacked down far enough to be that desperate.

      There’s one who may be a good fit…given your present situation and his present situation…but do you make good partners? One true potato, the other lunatic Han Dynasty bao-zi, and both megalomaniacs with zero charisma

  10. Cicada
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    =) yups!!!

    sincerely
    From your young Padawan~

  11. Posted May 13, 2011 at 3:19 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Whatever… May the fuck be with me… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Padawan:
    执政和做人都是一样的。执政和对人和事儿都是一样的。
    爱就要轰轰烈烈,就要至死不渝……
    天下大事儿再如何大,只要是人的事儿,一个人是无法通天的。
    所以一个领导最厉害的是如何用人……
    把天下分给人,这才是任人唯贤的道理。
    让天下的人因才而用,以天下人个个的实力才能顶住天下……这样权利才能长期巩固。
    这就是行动党最大的致命伤。
    其实也是反对党乃至全国的致命伤。
    大家都要争权利……但无视整艘船都要垮了。
    老夫告诉你,真正的权利其实就是让那个厉害的人掌舵,自己受益无穷。要是全部人都想掌舵,全部的人都死翘翘。
    有福同享,有难同当,大风大浪,大家好日子。霸着权利,大难临头,大家只会相互攻击,争个你死我活……永远谁都没好日子。
    你现在要是一个月赚$10,000,一场手术费就可以挖空毕生积蓄……
    女人……一个不懂爱的女人,不可能走一辈子的。因为没有爱情是没有永久的。为了结婚而结婚,看似眼前的幸福……不过昙花一现。要不伟哥怎么会全世界都那么畅销?呵呵呵呵~
    因为年轻,所以必须知道这辈子真正要的是什么。
    别人笑我穷困潦倒,感情生活失败……
    但老夫胸怀大志,实力雄厚,韩信潦倒,人人欺压,但其本领所向无敌,终有人求之,扫平天下……要的就是他天下无双的本领。
    感情生活……一切随缘。如今当个单身汉,寻花问柳,其实也不错。不可能走一辈子的女人,不懂爱,不能爱我的……无法一辈子的。
    政治和做人都是一样的。政治的目标要的就是权利……治理的目标就是天下大定……感情的目标就是找一个真正懂爱能白头偕老至死不渝的女人……
    只要你知道真正要的是什么……
    只要你是个懂爱的人,只要你是个有真正实力的人……明天会遇上谁,明天的时局,你一定有机会成功的。

    真正的成功不是拉一个女人入教堂,也不是一朝当选……

    你看看民间……议员高高在上,百姓民怨四起,谩骂不止,很光荣吗?薪水拿得那么多,这个总理‘负责’的选情差一点点就掉入50~60%的范围。

    Cicada,年轻不是故意糊涂的借口。

    政治……我很崇拜一个人……那就是孙中山。要当,就当一个为国为民连对手都尊敬的人物。因为钱财、女人再多……孙中山留名青史,别人多是遗臭万年。人的一生,过眼云烟……成功与否,人算不如天算,但要扛天下,自己就必须不断精进,等到天下摇摇欲坠,到时挺身而出才有实力扛得下一片天。

    永远记得:孟子曰小智不足以治国……

    老师说过……要夺天下只需要等别人让出天下……要治天下,就得先稀罕自己。若自己没有雄才大略,便是侥幸得了天下,最终还是会遗臭万年的……如此,还不如让有能力的人治理天下为自己谋福利……

    别人看我是失败者……

    但我的宝剑还没有出鞘,我的真爱还没有遇到……

    这个Enclave是没有事后诸葛亮的。呵呵呵~

    孙权曰:人无远虑必有近忧也。

    Have fun, Cicada! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

  12. Cicada
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 4:58 am | Permalink

    your teachings I will remember in my heart, you claim that you are New father of singapore LKY number 2 but LKY pales in comparison given the dept in his thinking and understanding the nature of heaven and the demands of the passing time, even much less his son, PM Lee had commited hedious crimes through his ignorance, crimes that bleeds the population and send cries up to high heavens. It is indeed suffering that brings the best out of the individual soul. Not that I am rejoycing over your pains and misfortunes or wish that more ills befallen on you. But like the scourched earth u are like the many thousands of us… waiting longingly for heaven’s mercy, time for the rain to fall soon…

  13. Posted May 13, 2011 at 5:21 am | Permalink

    What sort of well-wish is that, Cicada??????????????????????????

    Whatever.

    MM had his days… blessed with people and his experience, he united Singapore for when he was needed… Then the rest… will be the New Father of Singapore’s business… There is no better or worse… he was and has to be he in his time… In order to govern, I’d be I in my time.

    This one term… too many promises, too many things to do, one big apology, and… many empty cheques to come. Politically, socially, economically and… globally… without me, this PM has to… well… I wish him good luck amidst the rising tide and a new bout of new voters…

    I said long long back during YPforum’s time… I am not going to fight the Old Father… power will just come to me… I’d swallow up MOE whole eventually. Like my mentors said… why fight for power when most people will give them up… Let other people kill among themselves… you learn and enrich yourself… when the time comes… pick up the baton what people left, and with your raw capabilities… no one will be a match, and then the world can be stablised.

    I am very frank… for a state as Singapore, there MUST be one Father around to float the situation… Either MM Lee or me.

    Maybe MM would take this a joke… My problem? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

  14. Cicada
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 5:37 am | Permalink

    Truth is better than flattery mah Elfred. You should know that better than any. Also, sometimes it is those that is not said.. that is the true words 😛 slam PM, say LKY lousy.. is the opposite of Elfred.. *blah blah* ok enough of balls carrying words..

    MM is just a mortal.. he has to die one day.. Qin shi wang in his quest for immortality .. ended up being poison by mercury all the faster.. Singaporeans will forever be Singaporeans.. one generation passing will be replace by another.. MM will fade. Singaporeans will never.. until such time when Heaven decree otherwise hheehee..

    a Mortal trying to hold onto divine is just another tragic comedy…

  15. Posted May 13, 2011 at 5:50 am | Permalink

    Spare Tyre…

    Situation will decide, and situation will change people as situation shalt change. Strange, BG Yeo is calling what this Enclave said: Change not and thou shalt be changed. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If Liu Bang was not forced into Shu… would Zhang Liang have to seek Han Xin? If Liu Bang didn’t want to win… what was the use of Xiao He chasing Han Xin back? Hahahahahahahahahahaha? This sort of thing is very simple…

    Lim Chin Siong… super charisma… Lee Kuan Yew, anyone who attacked Lee Kuan Yew easily got cheers back them and drew a crowd… even good old Tunku he could offend…

    Now, who is the MM or last tiger of Asia? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    PM wants to play nice guy… No problem. Where is his super ministers? You can’t expect to play nice, and produce empty cheques and hope to win back support… when people stare at Tin Pei Ling…

    “Are you insulting our intel…?”

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Nicole… for the two years I’d observe her. If she turns out smart, she’d join me. as for Vincent… he’d need to be bashed down further. He is good… but he is too confident without real substance. If Nicole is not smart, I don’t really need her anyway.

    Why do you think PAP is losing like a dangling piece of shit? It is now possible for a further 10% loss… and the sudden fall of PAP in just next round… assuming there is an combined oppositions for a rojak gahmen formed. Hahahahahahahahaha… But with the loss of more GRCs… PM’s control will be loosened too much beyond savage… it’s as good as complete destruction. That’s why… MM probably won’t want Yaw to take root… He’d need to get rid of Yaw before he establishes himself in Hougang… and ‘sabo’ Aljunid management properly without provoking people’s undesireable attention.

    I don’t know who the bao-zi and such… perhaps you refer to Desmond Lim…

    In any case, according to pre-planned schedule, time to choose a grassroot to party for a while. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Don’t worry about me… When there are people insisting on winning… I’d always have my opportunity. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… And when there are people going into havoc… no problem. We have to bear with this one whole term… and pray MM is healthy enough to hold water for a while.

    Will I return to PAP? I can… My ‘retirement’ letter was drafted as ‘taking a break’… with also very valid reason for the retirement designed… all done cordially… Even in the face of my minister, we still chatted… if he so wanted to.

    Will I join the oppositions… For me, I’d have to see how to consult the MM on this one. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… In real, there is never an incumbent or oppositions in politics… Nobody is the same and even within the communist party, there are many many factions. It’s always how you approach politics. It may sound very ridiculous… but when I need to join oppositions, MM Lee might be the first now to support my decision. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Remember, when MM Lee was fighting for power during colonial times, he was working with the masters all along… Know why? Basically, politics is about interests… You looked at Goh Meng Seng… this fucker… when I first encountered him in the YP forum, I was nice to him and he…? He turned around and called me an opportunist and such. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… It’s as if I never dealt with small people… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Now, who is the opportunist? And it’s now like a fault that the loss of NSP is due to Nicole and those two scholars not listening to his command to contest in Tampines… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Meng Seng’s all about party politics, and his tiny minute narrow politics… he doesn’t even understand.

    Politics, my dear Spare Tyre… You are not yet mature to understand. No offence.

    If I am not worried, I have my reasons not to. It’s not MM to decide whether I’d join the oppositions if I do… he can see the situation himself… he also has his own interests to tend to and consider… with regards to my move…

    That’s why it’s about time the two Fathers of Singapore has to talk…

    I have laid down the foundation for the ‘mutual understanding’ for a long while. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Like I said, PAP, WP, SPP, SDP… they are merely… names.

    Only situation will decide who will rise… and who will fall.

    Like I said, there must be one Father around… I don’t think he’d still expect the PM to go on like this… …

    Later… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    This is politics, Spare Tyre.

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 13, 2011 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

      the baozi is you. the potato is the sec gen of the one party which is weak and desperate enough to perhaps take you now. no, not PAP.

      but can potato talk to bao-zi

      i can imagine you talking about zhuge liang and this westernised cambridge moneyman will be wondering what the hell you rambling about

      how do you talk politics to a non-chinese or a westernised chinese, elfred? surely you wont use ancient chinese parables

  16. Posted May 13, 2011 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    Cicada… remember, in politics… there is no truths… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    As for the MM… after the trip, when the party has finished the hoo-haas after this election… I’d have to write him something.

    No matter, the issue now is really very direct…

    I am watching Nicole, Vincent will need more time to be ‘disciplined’, Aljunid GRC… I am very interested in how WP will fund the management… but Low must be very very sharp on ‘corruption’.

    We have to be prepared for Clash of the Titans… Or in real… wiping out all those silly Titans. Hahahahahahahahahaha… The people should be readied by then. Otherwise… just too bad for them.

    And this is no ‘flattery’… You are cursing me yeh~??? Hahahahahahahaha… Whatever… it’s not as if I am not being called this and that… But it’s true that… without capabilities but admin power… it’s likely to be a pretty messed-up term to come… with Jurong GRC’s smart Mr Ho advocating ‘Internal Change’ by ‘changing’ an employee…

    So much for PM’s apology.

    See? Whenever you have to pay so much for people to sabo your own regime… somebody else is always watching chuckling… What you don’t want… others will want…

    Internal change… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Fine, BG Yeo… I support you. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Learn to appreciate the entertainment… it’d make time easier to bear with.

  17. SpareTyre
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    elfred

    what is your assessment of the likelihood that MM takes out his hatchet one more time. Is it 30%, 60%, what??

    Based on your previous posts, you seem to think there was a better than even chance that MM will act. How have your thinking changed?

    Also, something we failed to cover. You were amongst those responsible for PAP’s online media engagement less than 10 years ago, right? How the hell did you get turfed out and why did they give the job to whoever is doing it now – TPL?

    Finally, would be interested to hear from you about your experiences with MM. From the way you describe your discussions with him, it sounds like you met him frequently…enough to consider him a mentor. What lessons did he teach you that left the deepest impressions? What did you give him in return – taught him how to shop on Amazon?

  18. Posted May 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    If I were to be the MM… It’d be 100%. Simple. I won’t wanna lose. That is, if I were the MM and not Elfred… From what I know of MM Lee… Unless he is nearly completely overwhelmed, as long as he sees the need and he feels or gauges he got the power and the threat has come… he’d move in.

    So… once he got the chance to slam Yaw and Low’s GRC, he’d do it. Actually, on his side… even if he doesn’t do it, he’d lose anyway. So be careful. Unless you can show him… that he is already powerless and there is a better alternative path to take… leaving the machinery within his reach… ANYTHING can happen. Hahahahahahahaha…

    To be honest, I am indeed ‘responsible’ for online engagement, but not for PAP, and not for the purpose you people will need to know. Actually, it’s to really understand the demographics, local (cum those foreign interests) psychics and such… But of course, there were instances I needed to liaise with PMO with regards to certain online issues. And I am aware of IPs trackings and the what PAP cyber squad… who was really nothing at all since most of them can’t even think straight… Hahahahahahahahahaha… And many times, I have to intervene to ‘cover’ for PAP… (eg) They thot they were very the smart and right, but when I saw cannot liaoz, I’d intervene, and no guess I’m being marked by some of them for being ‘kpo’ or anti-PAP. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The reason why I intervened is actually, I don’t want things to go out of hands and into nosense… waste my time good topics went down the spiral…

    I am… not really turfed out. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But (eg), as the asst secretary I was supposed to be the next to take part in the YP camp… where potential MPs were to be selected… yet… SOMEONE went AGAIN the second time… when I was to be attending. Hahahahahahahahaha… Naturally, it seemed that… someone wanted to push someone into parliament… While it was indeed interesting to note, but it wasn’t really my concern to be entering politics back then…

    Then… I was terminated from MOE teaching, some assholes sabo-ed my wife and alot of things happened and a few years later, I decided I saw enough and actually I had been planning on how to ‘evacuate’ from PAP right from the first day I became br asst secretary. And how I got ‘selected’ or ‘elected’ as the asst secretary? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~ Very simple… I know who my minister really is, so I sent MM Lee a small book. I knew as long as MM Lee smiled, my minister will probably smile at me… and hence… before I took a look at the list, I already guessed I’d be slotted as br asst YP sec… In this position, I could see more things.

    But I had been a neutral all along.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… I knew my minister will be going where and such even before he himself was aware. And of course, I already could do my membership renewal direct at PA… Yes. I saw the entire list of PAP members… So Panter92 didn’t understand… I know the true strength of PAP… long long before I joined PAP officially.

    In a way, I am more senior than my minister and his personal sec in PAP. But I never blew my cover off. ^.* I was watching their every move… I warned my stupid and willful wife’s family… but she still returned without me waiting at the airport, and she got detained by the police… and ever since, insider warned me about certain issues… and I had been keeping a close eye when my wife returned to my bedroom.

    As for my association with the MM and such, I am not at the position to talk about anything…

    Alot of things are more than meets the eyes…

    Technically speaking, MM is not really my mentors… He is not powerful enough to handle such a mess in the entire middle land, he is not influential enough to engineer a casino-fight in the British parliament to show Singapore not to have casinos… He is not powerful enough to protect his own piggy banks against the crisis… How can he be my mentor? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… If he were to be my mentor, he’d be desperately seeking me to join his son’s cabinet… and I won’t be smiling as I was terminated from MOE teaching that subsequently Singapore suffered its most powerful disaster since independence. If he even knows who I really am… he’d be visiting me and inviting me for meals… like so many had done overseas.

    Basically, I do respect him, but… this world is too big for him.

    But I maintain a respectable relationship with the PMO even after I retired… Just as when we passed motion ain the toilet, I and Yaw still greeted each other… Because ultimately speaking… I’d be a minister, see? I have been having the courtesy of discussing things in advance in a way not to affect the big picture…

    Yes. We also know SM Goh, and his relatives. And… linked to Mr Iswaran in a way, and even Hri Kumar is from our side… I personally was educated also by old MPs… and veterans. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Which explains why I have so powerful a network in all 80 over PAP br… and I smiled when my minister’d sec told me how close he is to the PM to know his whereabout… If need be, I also can track the PM down. Of course… I also have list of ‘funny funny things’, of which I used to have myself properly ‘retired’. I cannot just retire like that idiot Eric Tan is doing. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Josephine doesn’t know I am… I was also keeping a close eye on the entire NTUC… I knew the dispute of not only Steve Tan… but also learn of Foo Mee Har’s ‘rumors’, and Jack Neo of course… Plus alot of issues… such as Ong Teng Cheong’s to Tang Liang Hong’s… and bla bla bla…

    When SM Goh visited China… I also knew when I wasn’t in Singapore… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Put it this way, if I had wanted Nicole Seah to oust SM Goh this round, all was needed was only a phone call to evaporate the 6% margin… But like I said, I want PM Lee to go into this term with full force, while 1~2 GRCs… I am prepared to let go. But Chiam See Tong… he has to fight in a GRC where Ng Eng Hen is… I cannot let Ng EH be lost at this point in time… So Low Thia Khiang took Aljunid… 1 GRC should be ok to concentrate his resources and… let me see a good show… As for yaw… I have provided a reserves of 10% margin so that MM can have a target to aim…

    It’s a designer election results… as what I want it to be. Check with CitizenReddot when my ardent supporter appears again, he’d tell you what I wanted for this election.

    If MM gave me face, I gave him face. This mutual respect between two Fathers of Singapore. You can’t expect to terminate Elfred from MOE teaching… without a huge penalty… can you?

    My minister might have realised something from my employers of a trading company…

    How do you think a nobody jobless could have known so much of the world… in advance… to such precise details? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If you know I even ‘timed’ events… Maybe you’d be shocked.

    Eventually, you people will know who I really am… Why I knew Bush would be attacking Iraq from his first day in office, why I knew Obama would be the president when MM didn’t think so…

    For now… just take everything as lucky coincidences… All you need to know, my child… is I’m going to be the minister of Education. Didn’t I said years back… Osama could be found in Pakistan…? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So how can MM be my mentors? He’s powerless relatively to what he could handle… When my parents are no more with me… I’d be free… maybe you’d know who my mentors really are… I told MM before in an email that the X minister of Y is coming to Singapore for a visit in advance… How would a jobless nobody know so much? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    If not, anyone can run the Enclave, Spare Tyre, and your ‘least observation’ will be valid… I can only tell you this… if I do not become the minister… You people must be prepared to run…

    But then… where can you hide? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Jsw will never understand, but he’d at least be able to follow my eyes… eventually. If you refuse to grow… you’d always be a sotong in the Enclave. After my trip, this world will no longer be the same… alot of weird things will happen… If you go on asking such questions… the Enclave would have hybernated by then…

    I myself have a code to follow. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Mortals… forgive them, they no know what they are doing.

    If I am not who I am… my wife will be now bathing with plutonium laced waters, Cs 1234 laced fishes, and drinking, breathing all the shits from Japan… I told those shameless folks many times… their humiliation to my effort to save them will be soooooo disasterous. I gave them the last chance in my last visit…

    So be it… Die then. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… …

    There are many things in this world… you are readied for, Spare Tyre… … Just go on with our delusional past-time in this Enclave.

  19. Posted May 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahaha… So I am now a Bao-Zi that farts… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I was initially preparing 5 candidates to be returning to Singapore… hence, Chen Shou Mao’s ‘stardom’. In real, I don’t really prefer these 5 chaps… Because their appearance will give me away… They are too good to be true… internationally sought elites, the best of the best, and they listen to me.

    But ever since Nicole Seah appears… I have thought of something more interesting… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Look, Spare Tyre, who can be the Master of this ‘Bao Zi’? Hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha…

    I’d observe Nicole for a while… if she is really good, I’d back her up. With a super-ministerial calibre backing her up, she can do it. I don’t ever want to be the PM, see? She can be the first lady-PM. All I wanted to do is to leave a good name by using my raw capabilities to pull up the boat… then… I can ‘retire’… I’d go down the history books as the most powerful minister ever… to have U-turned a disaster… and to retire in good name. Hahahahahahahahahahaha….

    See? How much do I like Nicole? You clearly underestimate the situation, Spare Tyre.

    In any case, let the PM and the oppositions kill each other for the moment… We need to prepare for the clash of the titans… but before that, we’d have to deal with some international issues… This jobless nobody is not really that lazy hor… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Gotta have a game to play… Chat later.

  20. SpareTyre
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Had the chance to really read your post. Not just skim, but read.

    Thus far, I usually filtered out the babble and focus on the nuggets of sometimes useful political commentary. Which means I read about 30% of what you say.

    But as my time draws short, and I have to take leave of the enclave, I think it is only far to share with you some takeaways that hopefully may aid you:

    1. Narrative of Elfred driven by a large chunk of reality, based on experiences as a mid-level grass roots activist. Possibly given a few special projects to handle, faced difficulties due to irreconcilable differences with team members, worsened by poor people skills and ultimately thrown into the disposal bin

    2. Elfred is highly intelligent, perhaps even more intelligent than, say, myself. No Einstein, or even LKY, but certainly well above average and possibly even above some of our leaders.

    3. Elfred is also highly frustrated. Frustrated with lack of money, lack of success, lack of recognition, lack of love, possible sexual repression. Thus far, Elfred has failed to positively channel the energies of frustration into anything meaningful.

    4. Elfred MAY be certifiably psychotic. However, there is sufficient coherence in the narrative to warrant the possibility that this is just a means of expression. A form of venting. Which of course is the best case scenario, for Elfred’s sake.

    5. Elfred, and Tan Teck Guan, probably does not exist. The true identity is not publicly revealed

    6. If Elfred believes in everything he has written, Elfred needs psychiatric help badly. If Elfred knows that his writings on this blog is, in large part, cuckoo, then ok, psychiatric assistance is advisable but perhaps not mandatory.

    7. Prediction
    Worst Case Scenario: Elfred has to be warded for his own safety

    Best Case Scenario: Elfred gets a better grip on reality, and recovers sufficiently to participate in a ‘normal’ (ie, socially acceptable) life and career. Not as a teacher because there’s MOE stipulations against hiring mentally unwell people (which, coupled with the lack of health coverage for treatment of mental illnesses, is sadly reflective of the lack of progressiveness policies in Singapore). But perhaps in other careers. May still go on contribute to grassroots politics

    Elfred mi amigo. Time to have a reality check. Go on, set a goal, set a target and don’t bullshit yourself. If you don’t meet this target, it means your script ain’t working and it is time to seek psychiatric help.

  21. SpareTyre
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

    Elfred, if you may, could you please answer the following:

    1. Who is the most powerful person in the world today

    2. Please name, in order, the five most powerful people in the world today and note (in 10 words or less) what makes them powerful

    3. Please share your best guess estimate, of when you will become Minister.

    4. What is the biggest external threat to your desired future success (meaning a threat not coming from yourself) ?

    5. In the past, what has prevented you from being as successful as you should have been?

    6. You have been searching. Searching for your true love, searching for your Liu Bei. What is Plan B if neither emerges?

  22. Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:33 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… What is reality? It all depends on how people see it. Mentally unwell or not… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am indeed highly frustrated because according to my view, MM should be smarter, the governance should be better, and Tin Pei Ling, Olsen and a bunch of ‘interesting people’ should have a ‘proper’ place in society each.

    You know… My minister’s wife WAS like you. She never believed that her husband would become a minister. Is her husband really as what others saw him to be… that one is also another piece of ‘reality’. I know the minister better his wife knows him, but politically speaking, her husband is smarter than his wife in the conduct of politics… and I think her husband could have sensed some… thing. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    When you get too many coincidences, it’d be very hard to believe you spill things in advance purely due to luck.

    Lack of money, lack of success, lack of recognition, lack of bla bla bla… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… When the time comes, I’d get recognition, what success and what money and what sex but… Love is the problem. Ironically speaking, when one is successful it’s also the toughest time to seek true love. But sex won’t be a problem because superficial assholes will be flying to you for a royal fuck… Hahahahahahahahaha… That’s why searching for the One and searching for sex targets ain’t the same.

    There is no need to worry, no one in the right mind will think I am a psychopathic case. Like I said, to the minister’s wife, her view was like yours of me. But politics is not… so simple. Just as Eric Tan… many people saw him the first choice, and he thought he could at least secure an NCMP seat… Can you call him a psycho? Hahahahahahahaha… This blog is nothing… If ‘New Comer’ has known Elfred for a long time, perhaps he’d have remembered what I said in YPForum. It’s all coherent till to now. The future is explaining for myself…

    In our order… as long as we don’t change the big picture, we can say or do anything we want. Mortals are very simple minded weak souls… … Whether I believe in anything I said… well… time will tell, not a sane or insane. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Historians will have their job to decipher and to gather the pieces to the puzzle of the happenings.

    If the MOE’s psychatrists and such are so great… many of those ‘teachers’ lingering in KTVs and pubs, making news fucking ‘fake rich guy’, fucking small children, collection of what child porn, and protesting ridiculously… Hahahahahahahahahaha… If they can judge, my ass can think better. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… So I am not bothered… the real issue of even if I want to be a teacher now is whether the governing chap is changed… not about the what psychatrist assessing.

    Reality is, the incumbent is sinking… no doubt. Without the New Father in place and the Old Father now helpless and dying… PM’s going to face a no-trust vote soon enough from the people. Fine lah, he had apologised, he had made sooooo many promises… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I think you not only need to read 100% of this blog, you need to read 300% of this blog… It’s not very easy for you to digest a thinker’s bullshits. If not, I won’t be the one running the Enclave… but Tin Pei Ling… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Even my minister won’t be able to run the Enclave… Unlike what Panter92 would expect himself of… Even military issues AROUND the world at his my fingertips. And this asshole even tried once to boast of his “When it comes to military, he is the best…”. Yeah yeah yeah…

    Most of these people, probably including you, serve as my entertainment during the lull. No offence, serious.

    Amigo, the script is the script… If it wasn’t working, I won’t have moved in and out of PAP sooooooo smoothly and properly. You ask the MM one day… if he knows, he’d know Elfred is no Ti Lik and definitely not Eric Tan. I moved in and out so professionally, so naturally that no one can say anything IF I need to answer to the electorate later. Even my ‘sorry’ life… Why? They are my real ammunition as well… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Reality check is very simple… the script must be maintained, my wife… I’d try to keep her away from the Northern seas… but she still has her freewill… the world… will still be in our hands, watched by us… as for Singapore… I am having a small change in plan… it’s more fun seeking Nicole and Nicole II, III, IV… than to summon my team back… because having them listening to me is direct giveaway to who I really am… Hahahahahahahahaha… But back then, it was considered that why not? It’s going to be a great fight… a fun to watch the world and MM’s Lee shock… Five world class elites coming back to support a nobody jobless loser… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    When I was in Shenyang inspecting some… interesting things, that time I was feeling like… hey… where’s the fun of this? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    1. Who is the most powerful person in the world today
    > God. God virtually watched everything… and fooled around the world. So far, unstoppable for a good reason. But God is not a person… but it still answers your question.

    2. Please name, in order, the five most powerful people in the world today and note (in 10 words or less) what makes them powerful
    >In our order, it is not for me to reveal what names… Even I have never used real name… I have many names in this world, with many bank accounts, and to many people… The most powerful people are all in God’s service. Just as the seemingly most powerful elements in Singapore are in PAP’s service… FOR NOW. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Can I say Lee Kuan Yew is most powerful? He can’t stop God… Yet for the moment I’d have to endure the nosense in Singapore. So you are asking a question you should expect of no answer, and more than 10 words.

    3. Please share your best guess estimate, of when you will become Minister.
    >When the injection point comes. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Just watch.

    4. What is the biggest external threat to your desired future success (meaning a threat not coming from yourself)?
    >This one only Obama can tell you… He holds the key to many secrets… yet he knows nothing as well. External threat to my future success… … What is success to you? To be honest, I am pretty comfortable inmy current position… Because I decide many things to happen in Asian region… I am very informed domestically and globally, and very soon… Thor will have his hammer. Hahahahahahahahahaha… No, it doesn’t mean I’d join WP. In our order, we define success as God’s success. For us, once our parents are gone… we’d be free… and mortals are merely ‘food’. To be honest, no matter how much my parents’d left for me, I’d be fucking rich… overseas. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… It’s like now, we are looking at Japan from Singapore… Is Yukiya more successful than a nobody nobody but me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Is Nicole Seah more successful when the one who can decide to give her the 6% margin to win… was me? So you have to know success is, Spare Tyre.

    5. In the past, what has prevented you from being as successful as you should have been?
    >Look, this is life. Everyone is after varied goals… except that mortals only see usually the same thing. To me… true love is as precious if not more than power… Power is more precious than money… and money… … What money can’t buy it’s useless, and many things I want in life cannot be bought by money. What has prevented me… If you think I am an idiotic loser, well… for my lovelife, I had been a fiercely faithful partner to my spouse who’d stop at nothing to give me a green hat and an extra… kid. You can say I chose wrong, BUT… I did chose serious among many babes… Fate is something I cannot fight with. But I can only do as much… If you say career… I have literally no interest to prefer serving critters and making ikan bilis in Singapore… I gave up a great prospect in China to come back to tend to my wife. Is it my problem, or is it my wife who prevented the ‘success’? Or from a mortal’s view, my wife was almost perfect when we met… perfect beauty, not a single micro hole on her face, a proper-looking girl who doesn’t smoke nor drink nor party at pubs nor admire the rich… a clean soul I may say… Would it be a success that I ‘mated with her’? Hahahahahahahahahaha… It all depends on how you ‘see’ things. Would it be a success in love that… after a few weeks of start searching, I found someone even more attractive… who was dying for me to stay, and heartbroken when I left her for my wife… In relationship, what is success or failure? So what was preventing? Irene Kang… is she more successful? If you asked her 10~15 years back, she might tell you she is definitely more successful than this loser here… She is now rich with an infamous jackass next to her… that she’d have to sleep with. If you ask PM now… he’d tell you he is more successful than Elfred… but if you ask him after the coming elections… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… “PM, what prevented PAP for being so successful?”

    BG Yeo will have his thot, Xiaxue will have her version, PM Lee also… it’s like asking why the stocks fall after it fell… and you really expect such answers or stories to have any meaning at all? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~

    6. You have been searching. Searching for your true love, searching for your Liu Bei. What is Plan B if neither emerges?
    >In reality, Liu Bei’s existence will be mostly appreciated, but not necessary. Digest what this NO-Credible blog of an alien said… read the lines VERY carefully… You would already have your answer.

    For true love… it’s really fated. I do know who is/was the One… I may have to fight with her in the future… if not now already. It is a freaking destiny I had been running away for at least a decade… I was already under intense education for the service of God… firearms, global affairs, wisdom and character development… plus science, history, geography, galactic science… From pistols to rifles to even… I emotionlessly first saw and observed a tattered corpse at the tender age of before 13yo… Speed, thinking, strength, hand-to-hand combat, global intelligence… How do you think I can handle all those nosense at YP forum… at such tender age? I suggested the PM took no sides in the then US-China bla bla bla… If he were to consult me, I’d tell him… fuck care about China’s military threat to Taiwan… why does Singapore has to get involved in something that won’t happen and something Singapore won’t be able to stop if it did happen? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Like I said, when China-Russia had the military tied-up, I was more and earlier informed than CIA… Check with Jsw… How would I know better than those local ‘analyst’ of Mubarak’s fate and what happened in Eygpt… then Libya and Syria…? Why did I know so much about the past 3 global financial crisis… and profited from it? How did I know before SIAS claimed credit for what CLOB release that I knew that CLOB shares would be released and what date… before that bombastic David Gerald made news claiming they solved the problem… and I was busy buying up the CLOB shares knowing the OTC was collapsing, and PM ‘lost’ his head of this sector when he was the finance minister? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… If not for my stupid wife… and mother, my investment would already reached a million bucks years back… Well…

    I’d rebuild my life.

    What is the Plan B? Just enjoy lah… When my parents are around, by protocols… since they deliver all of us, they have our ultimate respect and… no matter how angry I am with a pair of mortal parents… at times, they are my mortal reins. In real, they are part of an important factor to deny me of my wealth… because they don’t believe in investments… And I… made money constantly for my luxurious life… watching Temasek lost billions after I was terminated… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Do you know how much money I made per dollar in my position of advance knowledge from that crisis alone? I cleared out virtually everything and started the crisis, and bank in… That’s why my wife worked… I done, and I have been paying for everything. Once my parents are gone, my mortal reins are released… I can finally enjoy life… my way.

    Liu Bei… I am getting sick of the prospect of floating Singapore… Why do you think I want PM to enter the coming term with Mah Bow Tan, Khaw Boon Wan and all those ‘talents’? Anyone who wants to deny the fun of watching SM Goh dangling in PAP… I’d veto… You saw how he fought desperately… to the point of character assasination of his old friend and comrade… He doesn’t have policy to be proud of… to fight against Tan Jee Say on this one… and then Nicole Seah… he doesn’t even see big trouble coming… such trouble to the scale that he could have been ousted because of a small girl and not the two useless scholars… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… There is no ‘aftermath Zhuge’ here.

    If MM and PM think they can survive without me… they have chosen… You can say I am ‘not successful’… So? The colonial masters jailed Jayaretnam… He became the Father of Singapore… Those fuckers in civil service gave Lim Kim San all the problems… he used ‘committees’ to deal with them and move ahead, and became another Father… I don’t blame PM… also not really MM, saved that if Goh Keng Swee would have to choose between me and Mah Bow Tan… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… No surprise of the result. So you can’t expect me to blame MM for this folly. But this… is going to cause his son’s failure and PAP’s eventual demise.

    If there were to be a Plan B… shake your legs, and wait for PM to lay down his baton… You really think there is even a competition to come? Nay… Most of the ‘leaders’… are at best Nicole Seah…

    Look at Low Thia Khiang, he didn’t handle the veterans… in his wild joy, he forgot… after a hard battle everyone wants 封赏… He has gone over his head… So the fault may be one of Eric’s, but Eric is not me. Yes… you may insult or mock me for being ‘kicked’ out… but when the time comes, all the records will show you… I actually planned a nice retirement. If you don’t believe… ask the MM direct, what excuse, how long I have been arranging with him, how I get the ‘go ahead’ from my minister, and bla bla bla… If you even read my ‘retirement’ doc to my minister…

    Yes, I can still return should the PM so desire… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am no Eric Tan, nor Ti Lik… I don’t go around jumping and attacking people for nothing. When I was terminated from MOE, I told people I was terminated… and I left with a grin. Because no leader in the right for whatever excuse will ‘invite me out’. Wise leaders in the past, will even give me women, gold, cities, almost anything for my service… And why should I not being frank… I really retire nicely from PAP… and still in contact with PMO and such… Honestly, I am no Eric Tan… … So what that chap took my place and attended the YP camp twice… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I mean, yeah… so what he was pushed into parliament?

    Nothing will change, my child… I’d still swallow up MOE left or right… now… if I still desire so.

    And yes… Nicole Seah’s existence makes my desire burn again… Not because I want to bed that girl… Do you not sense the fun of pushing her into politics big times… and making history? I see her naked… For the strength she got… she needs a man like myself behind… with me behind she can handle any ministerial confrontation with relative ease. That’s why I don’t her to win this round nor to step into parliament via NCMP… I am hoping she can fly higher… than to expose her weaknesses in parliament when another Glenda Han II or III entered…

    This is power fight, you either enjoy it, or you become impatient like yourself… and ask… “When will I be MOE minister…”

    This is politics, not some human resource ladder climbing in a corporate… It’s like asking… “When will Tin Pei Ling be removed by petition…”

    I will become the minister as much as she won’t be removed by mere petition… of the laymen in the weird thinking of the laymen towards politics. Just as Jurong GRC’s Mr Ho isn’t the MM… MM can welcome David Marshal with an open arms… doesn’t mean Mr Ho can tolerate a tiny girl… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre… It’s about time soon that I make the trip. Think about what I say, and hopefully when I returned… you’d be a much improved you. And yeah… in the Enclave, stay delusional. It is already declared in this Enclave… If it is the theme of blogging responsibly… I would have become a mortal, not an alien. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The laws have nothing against aliens when UN charters define the sovereignty very nicely between Earth and the alien world, and the God’s will of the insane in the face of rigid laws, one declaration match another. Nice… …

  23. Cicada
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 1:44 am | Permalink

    wow.. spoken like a true oracle .. a revival of the original oracle in Delphi after the old one was destroyed by Alexedra the Great.. will we be seeing a new Elfred the Great??… no idea.. anyway.. Nicole Seah will be having a function coming 17 May, 6 pm. location… somewhere in the east .. that’s that.

    Have a good weekend Sparetyre and Elfred and Jsw and all other readers.

  24. SpareTyre
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 2:32 am | Permalink

    mad as a hatter. ah well, its good to have goals, even time flexible ones, even for aliens.

    btw, good point about it being harder to find true love after one has had success. so good luck with ms seah

  25. SpareTyre
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 2:51 am | Permalink

    conciliatory tone

    does this suggest the old man will keep his knuckledusters mothballed?

    http://www.todayonline.com/Singapore/EDC110514-0000298/Workers-must-share-in-growth

    “Growth is meaningless unless it is shared by the workers, shared not only directly in wage increases but indirectly in better homes, better schools, better hospitals, better playing fields, a healthier environment for their families and for their children to grow up,” Mr Lee said at the event held at Marina Bay Sands.

  26. Posted May 14, 2011 at 4:58 am | Permalink

    Location? Somewhere in the east…? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…
    Function? Some sort of my problem? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am not invited. So no problem, Cicada. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre, come on… she oredi got boyfriend and you oredi got wife. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    She is now famous, like Michael Hung… not yet successful, got it? Hahahahahahahaha… She still needs to learn alot. From what I see, and hear her speech… it’s better she stays out.

    For now, I am packing for the trip. Goal number 1… babe babe babe! Hahahahahahahaha… Hopefully, I can find that sweetheart on this trip… hopefully, she’d be supportive of my whatever fuck initiative… and she’d end up a minister’s wife. Hahahahahahahahaha… and a very powerful minister’s wife in the history of Singapore.

    Rich or not, her name will appear next to mine in history books.

    I need the good luck, not Nicole lah~!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    As for MM, I am more interested in how he’s going to inject any more capital into his son’s political capital deficit to come. On this issue of growing economy, since the gahmen couldn’t remake the economy properly, he should have realised the BIG problem with me not around. Mad? I was the one happing to him on the need to remake the economy all along! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Sad for him…

    Remaking the economy is my job. See? It can’t be dumped to any other ministers… Mad or no mad… the PM has chosen, and now… I respect his choice. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I’d see how his son ‘grow’ the economy without me… … 😛

    Whether he is going to use his knuckle dusters… That’s precisely why I am letting Yaw to test water!!! So far so good… MM should realise his political capital is nearing depletion in this election. Now… how he will react to the WP virus will be my key interest. Come on, ask CitizenReddot when he returns… Hahahahahahahahaha… What is in his sleeve is what I want to know.

    If he still can’t do anything… There goes PAP… … I have suggested the risk factor… a swing of 10% against PAP if this PM still can’t honor his cheques after making what apology and can’t change what PAP internally (like how without me…) and the new waves of young rebellious blur voters come in as current New Voters becoming OLD voters…

    BTW, you really think because they are new migrants, they won’t be worried about their rice bowls upon approaching 40yo… … RETRENCHMENT time, folks! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    They are either going to be old and stuck ‘not-so-new citizens’ or they go back Bangla vote for Bangla gahmen, got it?

    Like it or not… I am going to be the New Father of Singapore… …

    Due to the situation… I am hoping he starts the fight… if he doesn’t… he might not be around to use his hatchet anymore… … His son is… no offence, doomed.

    But that doesn’t mean the rise of WP either… From how I see it… WP has many many problems. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… But that’s why I am hoping no more than 2 GRCs be taken.

    Yes. I am soooooooooooooo mad.

  27. SpareTyre
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 10:38 am | Permalink

    review of ministerial pension policy

    LKY and GCT step down from cabinet

    all signs that PAP is making an honest attempt to do the right thing. MM’s time looks to be over

  28. Posted May 14, 2011 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    No… SM Goh’s time looks to be over. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Like I said, if SM Goh must be removed… then MM will be retiring. Didn’t you read the fine print?

    With MM gone from the cabinet, his son is still in cabinet, Mr Wong is rumored to be taking over… but with SM Goh gone from the cabinet… it’s really goodbye to you everyone for SM Goh. As long as SM Goh is gone from the cabinet, the defacto leadership is passed to PM. When MM Lee is gone anytime during the term, MP Goh Chok Tong can be removed anytime…

    So… that’s how SM Goh’s removed. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    OK. One mystery done. Next… how to handle the oppositions.

    In this move, MP Lee Kuan Yew doesn’t need to step out of parliament, he can still assist his son. If only my ardent supporter is here, we can continue this discussion.

    But how to do the right thing is the issue, my child… You’d see. Without me in the cabinet, all the promises PM made can’t be fulfilled. The gahmen just doesn’t have the calibre to handle… See? You’d see at the end of this coming term.

    The entire cabinet can be changed… but without Elfred… how is the PM going to handle the policies and management of a state? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    It’s… to early to know the end of SM Goh… I desire to see a nice… interactive dance… That’s why I want SM Goh in. And now… what will happen to that joker Lim Biao Chuan? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    With SM Goh out of the cabinet, chances are SM Goh is MP Goh forever… The next ‘lap’ will be to remove him from the parliament. (Read my blog with regards to SM Goh’s stay in power)

    To be honest, MM may have stepped down… I felt… alot of… sadness. He is such a great leader… a wonderful player… Without him, politics will be so much more boring… No one to play the chess with anymore… not because he becomes the MP, but because… he is dying. A respectable figure… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Sigh… But like I told my ardent supporter, this is PM’s era… even if he stays in the cabinet… SM Jayakumar’s leaving is a signal that SM Goh will be no more…

    Let’s see how PAP is going to do the right thing. Argh~ CDC still owes me a career. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    To be honest… once the PM realises he’s so stuck… I’d get my job… at MOE soon enough. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… This is just politics.

    No ministers want to step down… no PM wants to step down either. See? Then maybe I’d be ‘recalled’ back to PAP. Who knows? Then… I’d drag Nicole Seah into PAP as well. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I so love talents very much… I see one, I’d try to dig…

    Remember, the essence of power consolidation… is to dig every talent into your side… Heaven won’t bless so many talents for a political era. So once you dig the talents… you win.

    But don’t be fooled… In real, PAP is still a big hot potatoe… Do you thinking… Eric Tan is the only clown in WP, and there is… no such people in PAP? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Now… my interest is turning to SM Goh… or MP Goh… … Will he really want to fade away… like that? You know how much MP and minister get… He was the PM… now, a tiny MP? MM Lee has done his best to smoothly try remove him… But that doesn’t mean SM Goh will happily be removed…

    “I got my own battle to fight…”

    See? This is the real battle I’m reserving him for… Else, I’d have erased that 6% margin… and he’d be out… alongside with Tin Pei Ling… and Nicole Seah be destroyed… …

    Hmmm… Learn how to enjoy politics. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    • SpareTyre
      Posted May 14, 2011 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

      I think you called this one wrong

      GCT is out. MM Lee is out

      PM Lee will go full throttle to recover the situation. Close the income gap and improve feedback mechanisms.

      They don’t have to solve the problem in 5 years, just let the people feel that PAP is trying and it is moving in the right direction

      My own guess, which I don’t think is at all optimistic, is that the PAP will do enough in the next 5 years to hang onto power. And then the 4G will kick in and I expect BG and Swee Keat to do a good enough job that PAP will remain the ruling party for several more terms.

      the time of one party rule is over. but it will take a sustained spell of mis governance by the PAP to get thrown out…and I don’t think that is likely to happen this time round

  29. SpareTyre
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    the thing i’ve realised is how vulnerable our leaders are.

    the handful of men in cabinet, who wield control over the lives of millions and assets of billions are so vulnerable.

    A 6% or 8% margin is erasable – I can get it done. For many ministers in 2016, that is enough to boot them out. Lets not talk about the BG or Swee Keat until they show a track record, but clowns like Lui or Mah….these guys will always be vulnerable because a dud is a dud.

    And if I believe I can do it, certainly the more intelligent (and also insane) Elfred can too. So too will dozens if not hundreds of smart and capable people in Singapore.

    Normally, if they were doing a good or ok job, it is not in my interest to do that. Why? Must spend time and energy and I have nothing to gain from it – I’ve no interest to be a politician and I’ve got enough money. So will also wait 36 months to see if the PAP serves up any motivation for people to show them the way out.

    Of course, getting them out is the easy part. Its what comes afterwards that ppl should spend more time on

  30. Posted May 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahaha… I remembered when I was little, a guy told me he made $300,000 and he had enough money… and now, he is as poor as the next waiter…

    That was about $4,000,000 at that time when you get a flat about $20,000 and a terrence about $400,000… not $2,000,000. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    You obviously don’t know how the Gohs’ and Lees’ family work… SM Goh is indeed out as MP Goh, but I expect… I hope he’d promise some excitment. Else, he’s really on his way OUT, and his political enemies will come for him… soon enough, if not him… then his family. As for MM Lee… he’d still be in control.

    First, you can still expect him flying around doing the same talks, advising this and that, and… don’t forget, many of the machinery has old folks of his running around… He will be MM with or without the title. His son is running the gahmen, his daugther in law the Temasek, his friends in the laws departments… and overseas network…

    Besides, if you know how the two family works… Lee Kuan Yew is still the elder, and the legend of PAP. Just so as he stepped from PM doesn’t mean he was not in control.

    I don’t care you agree or not… But remember… when Mahathir disappeared from Malaysia, then suddenly… Anwar got sued for sodomy… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You might have a better career and ‘enuff’ money, but… right or not, it’s not as if your money or ‘success’ can buy. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I have told you ample time, this PM doesn’t have the calibre nor does the current team of his.

    He won’t be able to solve the problem to an acceptable level nor heading for the right way without the New Father around. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Do you know what is an income gap? Gosh~

    I am sorry, they have to deliver after a whole mess in the first time with PM’s apology and the gahmen’s big promise alongside his. Spare Tyre… so simple thing… what’s wrong with you? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… You should be seeing it coming.

    Fine… after this term, you’d see. Let the future explains itself. Hahahahahaha…

    Well… as I have nicely informed the MM… be prepared for an LDP-style freak election outcome after this last safe election. Now I am only concern is about the oppositions’ strength, not the PAP’s. How fast PAP will meet its demise now depends on oppositions’ growth rate…

    Which is, if MM suffer no fool, MM and PM will react ‘strongly’ against WP this round, trying to ‘flush them out of the system’. If PM fails… then PAP’s war is over, even the machinery will start breaking up with people switching sides…

    Spare Tyre, don’t you ever get it… this is WAR. Didn’t I already see oppositions will be the more profitable wagon to take years back? There is a reason why I stayed out. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Since I can’t bet on the MM or PM to do nothing and throw in the white flag…

    The key is on governance… but since I am not in the cabinet, they WILL fail on this one. And what’s left… will be power… powerful hatchet. Hahahahahahahaha… Unless PM desires to lose, he’d have to make a quick forceful last stand this term… and things should go very ugly… though nothing will change in real. Like I said, he can choose to be Mubarak or Ghadafi…

    One party rule must be quickly happening… else it’s just chaos. You have to understand also that the investors won’t like uncertainty.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha… 2016… Hmmm…

    Forget about track record, Spare Tyre… it’s no longer important. Actually, a talent is a talent, only fools talk about track record. It’s like… the moment I saw Nicole perform… I don’t care where she comes from, I knew this one is ‘hot’. Hahahahahahahaha… Track record eh… only the blind use track records… Jackass got plenty of track records… of junks racking in millions. Don’t go the way of that asshole Anonymous… Talk like that, you’d soon find yourself no place in the Enclave. Hahahahahahahaha… This is a Thinker’s lair… you are encourage to think, not doing ten-years-series…

    I said before, in the Enclave only got 事前诸葛亮没有事后诸葛亮.

    Actually, it’s not hard to do that… the 6% for Marine Parade… and the 10% boost for Yaw for Hougang… You just know how to be a puppet master of key points… and the people will swing to your command… or desire. Indian chiefs… ie. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    In real, getting PAP out is one thing, but not really that easy… when you consider oppositions needing to work together and promote a rojak gahmen to the people to accept that as an alternative choice to one PAP gahmen… That’s why I need the PM and Mah and Khaw and Lui and bla bla bla around… BG Yeo to me is an expendable. If Chiam doesn’t attack Wong’s GRC, he WOULD win. I can’t afford to lose Ng EH for an old man… Hahahahahahahaha… Everything must go as pre-planned… with some allowance of… variance.

    Now with Nicole Seah… I really hope she ‘behaves’ well these coming two years… so that I can happily invite her for a political joy-ride… Then there is Vincent… Vincent is far from mature… he’d need a few more bashings…

    Yes. Getting PAP out is one thing… my focus has always been the political stability of the aftermath… Otherwise, I won’t have to wait… so patiently. 1 more term, this PM will make the population fed up. Jurong’s Mr Ho has done a great job for a start… for the internal CHANGE. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Sad for this PM… he never realised the day Elfred was terminated from MOE… was the day of PAP’s no-return. Very easy to kick me out… not very easy for me to be back… ie.

    Seriously, you think too much about personal gain and such… How are you going to influence what 6% or 8%…? It’s pretty intriguing thinking that… Hahahahahahahahaha… You mean the brotherhood of bloggers or the entertainment circles? Hahahahahahahahaha… Hmmm… …

    In real, with the population after this exciting fight… many would be changing sides in the coming election… many of those hitting 50~60% range will be easily expected to fall… provided the oppositions don’t cock up.

    Sad but true, without governance… and with so much money flying up there… how many Eric Tan won’t want to ‘fly’? MM’s human resource is already a well-known mess… but the oppositions’… In any case, let the ‘ace team’ go and kill this PM’s prospect… Take your popcorns and watch the shows… Unless PAP go communist, how do you expect with such calibre, they can handle the what rich poor gap or property price woes… You make him happy, and you make her angry at the same time…

    In the market, you always got two ends… buyers and sellers… and nobody wanna lose out. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    For me, I am waiting for CDC to perform at least once… get a nice career and sayang my baby up… Hahahahahahaha… … I now think of the babes to encounter during the trip… I excited already… Life for me… adventures…

    My ardent supporter goes MIA too long… already post election time… He should be free liaoz… If he’s back, you two can chat, and he should be able to handle your questions… We chatted about the situation now since months back. Hahahahahahahaha…

    Then when I hybernate… at least people can still talk cock here.

    It seems that the time to step in… has come indeed. MM’s retiring from cabinet… shows his health… … Aiyah~

    Mortals…

  31. james the small
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 12:11 am | Permalink

    Just a sunday morning thought.

    With both exPM stepping down will we finally have a true PM?

    Bringing out the hatchet and calling in the troops days are over.Majority of the disenchanted are young NS boys and reserves.They may turn the rifle against the PAP with the support of the people so whether its Mubarak or Gaddafi change is in the air and LKY being LKY is aware of it even though GCT may not as his hierachy is not in place.

    The only way out for PM Lee is to purge the cabinet and replace with a team that has 3-4 years to perform or else the party is over.

  32. Posted May 15, 2011 at 1:05 am | Permalink

    Trust me. Even if MM Lee is NOW out of the parliament, he’d still be able to play puppet-master if he desires. His influence is just too great in Singapore. People will be still wanting Lee Kuan Yew to talk, to grace meetings… if Clinton Bill still can make calls in USA, MP Lee Kuan Yew can still make decisions.

    Politics is about influence… And within the Lee and Goh family, they go by elder ‘system’. If you say, Oh~ This election is lousy then MM has to be changed, but PM declared he was responsible for the election… Shouldn’t he be the one stepping down instead? Hahahahahahahahahaha… Never take things at face value. What you see is not necessarily what it is.

    They will turn against PAP with or without Lee Kuan Yew or Goh Chok Tong… The precise, exact and absolute issue with the PM is not these two senior men… They ain’t even the main points of the oppositions.

    To me… it’s just MM now preparing his retirement. I won’t say it isn’t a good move.

    MP Lee Kuan Yew will become relatively much more powerful than MP Goh Chok Tong, since once SM Goh becomes MP, his next destination is to be shown the doors… Once MP Goh becomes Mr Goh… that’s the end for him… But once MM Lee becomes Mr Lee KY, he will still be very dominant.

    Say, if any political enemies are going to take on Mr Goh, they can… But taking Mr Lee Snr will be an issue… His son is still the PM, daugther still very much in finance, his kakis are holding senior positions in media and laws… and he is, no matter where he positions himself, the start and leader of PAP… Title to him is not as significant as to SM Goh. See?

    So what he stepped down as PM? What did I say? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… This is the essence of politics, James. MM Lee is not Mahathir…

    The only way out is via governance… without me in cabinet now… this PM is a sitting duck to events. Don’t forget… inflation, migrants, and what the fuck… the world doesn’t stop changing because his team is still stuck. The ace team is a whole mess only because I scanned them… none of them can handle the situation.

    As the PM is preparing to issue his empty cheques… scandals, crisis, fiascos… they are all coming his way… Mdm Ho whether can survive or not is one issue… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    You can remove everyone from the parliament… the result will be the same as… you can send the entire population of Singapore to aid Obama… if you don’t send Elfred… the irridating gust of gigolo ugly fat delusion diseased no market rate fart… (what else… Spare Tyre added something… can’t recall… Hehehehe~) it’s USELESS.

    I apparently over-estimated this MM… Hahahahahahahaha… But it’s always better than to underestimate.

    And yeah… next round, an whole army of young voters… with new citizens becoming old citizens…

    Anyone interested to be the MP? $15,000… go ahead for 2016 election, I won’t stop you… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ultimately, it’s still the New Father of Singapore. What else? If you don’t believe… actually half way into this term… it’d be pretty clear he’d be stuck, now… super stuck. His political capital will be in the red…

    Nobody needs PAP… PAP expects people to depend more on themselves… SM Goh very ‘happy’… “so what I say this people won’t vote for us…”

    Then people won’t vote for you lah… … and out you go. I told Goh Meng Seng that empty vessel before… say this sort of thing, he can forget about rising…

    “No one owes you a living… No one owes you a fucking vote.” Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    What do you think will change, James? NOTHING.

    Like I said, I am not there, after this term… it’d be extremely tough to reverse anything… I am a state doctor… not God… Hahahahahahahaha…

    Let the PM proves what I say…

    Yeah lah… terminate me from MOE… I don’t understand why the PM wants to lose so much… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Totally politically crazy thing to do… Next election onward, I can enter parliament with or without PAP… PM’s survival will need me around… See? I definitely over-estimate the Old Father…

    Spare Tyre will never face this truth… this is all tactical… and from how Spare Tyre sees things… I suspect Spare Tyre is truly a woman. Usually women see things from a very minute and short angle…

    When I swallowed MOE whole… Ti Lik will be still lusting with his last drop of sperms… “I am sec-gen, I am sec-gen…”

    Yeah yeah yeah… You sec-gen… Happy? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am a nobody… down and out, but I’d become a Minister… not because I am psychopathic… It’s a need. I am only filling a void, meeting a demand… 10,000 Ti Liks can equal to one Elfred. See?

    Even without Nicole… I have already prepared my elite team… I know about (eg) Kang You Wei, how Ci Xi rather saw the entire dynasty collapsed than to let Kang You Wei in… Do you think I am not prepared in the event that Liu Bei is missing… especially ever since Heaven took away Ong Teng Cheong… the perfect gateway to become a minister?

    Just as well… Singaporeans need a wake up bash anyway…

    For now, let’s find somewhere to party… and find the new woman… She’d be become a minister’s wife… so I have to be very selective… I have always been selective… but realising women can change so drastically… I’d need to find a partner who would stay true to me… and my course. As I have said…

    If there is anything to do in this five years… it’s to find the Mother of Singapore. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Seriously, people must learn how to ask important questions… The Enclave offers near perfect political views… to almost anything under the sun all over the world where it is relevant… Ask the right question before the Enclave enters hybernation…

    If any of you think you can run the Enclave… tell me lah… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    One thing… Even if MM died… LKYSPP will still be LKYSPP… not LHLSPP… It’s an honor. Most of you are in corporates… Who wants to be Sun Yat Sun? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Power and money… How will you choose? Both?

    Is your mouth bloody big enough for both? See? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I wonder… if Spare Tyre thinks he can run the Enclave…

    Nobody will be able to run the Enclave but me… with advance knowledge, advance direction, and such level analysis and… knowing what to do.

    So take advantage when the Enclave is still active… learn how to ask the right questions, and be rewarded with interesting answers.

  33. james the small
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    PM Lee needs time to think and consider the resignation.What a laugh,is he truly a Moron personified?

    Is he so useless after years of nurturing from non other than the great LKY? what more a son.

    As Reddot mentioned in earlier post ‘ a wingless dragon ‘ more likely a legless dragon that need more than wings.

    He need a pair of legs first before putting on wings to fly or is this ‘wayang’ politics catching the nation oppositions ‘offguard’

  34. Cicada
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 2:23 am | Permalink

    Hi Elfred, somethings always perplex me for a very long time.. What is the role of european union and periphery in the present day geopolitical alliance and power game in counter to chinese influence and the russian wild card?

    Also another question, what is the position of Africa continent and the middle eastern chicken breast meat.. how will they be contended and divided about??

    Last question, is there any surprise player i had missed out and overlooked?

  35. Posted May 15, 2011 at 2:59 am | Permalink

    Hmmm… If I am not wrong, I am the one who started label of ‘Father of Singapore’ at YPforum ages back that gets spreaded out by brownie-grabbing media people… I am also the one suggesting the ‘wingless dragon’… not CitizenReddot.

    Whatever it is for the PM… he is going to issue empty cheques. That’s what I know.

    Cicada…

    Your question is not really valid… though interesting, the key problem is the mention of ‘power game in counter to chinese influence’. You did not ask the question correctly. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… To be honest, there is no way to counter the chinese influence because it NEVER exists… Ha~ You may be shocked to hear that.

    But what is really a Chinese influence and Russian wild card? Has NATO stopped bombarded Ghadafi and killed his son? So bad, his son won’t be coming to play golf with BG Yeo… never mind BG Yeo won’t be a minister anyway… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… How much money do you think this ‘Chinese influence’ is worth?

    What is a European Union in real? Hahahahahahahahahaha… Would you care to ask again?

    The African situation and middle eastern situation is really not about being divided… I mean, you can’t just say… China faction to take X portion for X confirmed years… and USA takes another… The problem in Africa is even the leaders themselves don’t know who tomorrow will come to their doors with guns or threats and grab the ‘market’. It’s not even something that you can ask before there is a pivotal power… The same goes to middle land…

    There are ‘rulers’, but in real… rule-less. Hahahahahahahaha… You can only talk about contigencies… The middle land situation is generated for the coming financial issues, and the financial issues are generated to force the powers to react… Other things, not important.

    If you mean the global players… Surprisingly, you should stare at Cambodia. Alot of hidden transactions will be serving huge undercurrents. Mexico is also pretty promising… Hahahahahahahahaha… Turkey is about to blow, but will take some time. The jews should be in the limelight soon… after the USA had its election.

    The interest point now should be Taiwan. I liked Mark Ma’s boast… so now, let’s see the result.

    One more thing about the African region… I met the combined envoy before. It seems to me that they are about to militant again. Hahahahahahahahahaha… So I am also hoping to see some shows…

    With Putin around… Russia is not really a wild a card as we want it to be. This chap is more solid than PM Lee… No fun.

  36. Cicada
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 3:41 am | Permalink

    indeed I am shock.. I thought after years of spending money on infrastructure construction in afri land and throwing money into iran.. they would at least score some brownie points.. but I guess power is power, money is not(hing), pun intended. yes the true question is.. what is the european union Elfred? I know the 2 major player that are in real holding the whole union up is non other than france and germany.. IMF chief who may be running for the french presidency soon, who just got implicated speaks volumes of how much is at stake on the european front. Euro parliament had been meeting road blocks after road blocks after so many years of referandum in the individual countries.. and power consolidation is definitely on the table for a very long time since EU conception… but still how does Euro land function in the geopolitical arena? seemingly disorder.. but what is the order under these chaos? This is my question I do not understand… my friend told me Putin is strong and powerful.. is also due partly to his stake in the KGB. I dunno how true that is.. but he does hold the keys to many skeletons in the closets..

    Ya really really surprise u mentioned Cambodia.. had been on my mind for a while.. but neglected due to the fireworks and fun fair all over the place.. I saw an interview of the mexican president on Charlie rose show.. yes indeed mexico may have good people onboard.. Taiwan?.. I dunno.. my wife keep pestering me to bring her there for holiday… should i? hehee..

  37. Posted May 15, 2011 at 4:20 am | Permalink

    Hmmm…

    Your question is confusing me, Cicada. Because talking like that… you could be asking any aspects of the EU, and it’s a huge range of aspects.

    Economically speaking, the EU is about to be broken. Before the crisis, actually the combined aid of USA and Britain economy with London as the focal financial point was working well enough with the expansion. Now… EU is not really in expansion… but fighting to be relevant. From this basis, there are alot of things you could be interested in. So?

    You have to learn how to focus relevantly or alot of knowledge will confuse you and me as well. Hahahahahahahahaha… That’s why MM was ‘killed’ in his own confusion with so many experts clouding him with all sorts of wacko analysis.

    Cambodia is an interesting issue due to its residual effect of transactions, a role that begets it some significance. Nothing much, but enough to provide attraction for some attention. The point of Mexico is not really about its gahmen… it’s really about the factions outside politics influencing those ‘good people’. That’s all.

    Taiwan’s going to be a firespot for fun… Mark Ma doesn’t seem to realise he is messing himself up big time… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha….

    Actually, one of the most ignored money supplies into African states have been the Japs… With the Jap economy now nuked… Hmm… The Chinese’s factor in Africa and Middle east is, as I have mentioned… the entire China influence has been over-bloated with self-shiok imagination… Is China really so powerful? It has never been properly stablised, and now… its internal conflicts will, even the slightest prick, create waves of rebels… With this sort of state management, it can’t be military viable without substaintially risking toppling the another row of cards; not only that… even if it becomes the biggest debtor… it’s way not enough to fill its holes created by loosely managed corruption… It’s to me, more like a bloating frog that doesn’t know how to ‘return’ or revert back to its normal self…

    Like how?

    The entire credit situation is tied deeply to the inflation that has been ridiculous to begin with… and deeply rooted into the central power. It’s going to blow… With the FDIs now under threats… … Once EU and USA and major ‘debtee’ economies of it raise interest rates abit more… it’s finished. Just check the commodities market… It has to chase with the inflation to sustain the entire state functionings…

    And Africa is really… like an endless hole. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So it depends on how you are asking and what you really want to know… Basically, Putin’s also pretty stuck himself now. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    You have to realise that it is allying with a bloated frog… Looks very threatening a duo… but then? Then the EU’s just west of it with the caspian state still in a mess. Iran and such… not factored in yet. Dubai’s credibility in finance handling is nothing already. USA… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… It’s pushing to raise RMB… but doing so indirectly kills itself. Just say that pushing for inflationary returns due to inflationary investment only make the top 10% batch of returns profitable and the rest… a mess. It’d hit the US economy so hard if the RMB rises to a point of no return.

    Idiotic financial management in the States is a big opportunity to offer aid to the next President… for Euros 2b. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Of course, when the resource disruption is completed… guns and roses, children. War will be on the card. And as I said… I never said unrest won’t be out of the card for Singapore. You can see for yourself the ‘crowds’ after the election. But the younger leaders will never take serious note one.

    Police… police only works when people still bother about the laws… When the people go insane… Then how? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    There is no need to bother about IMF… Waste of time. No brains, never enough money… ^.^

  38. jswyodn
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 4:58 am | Permalink

    Actually, I do have one question that is somewhat irrelevant to what we have been talking about all this while – where did you learn the stuff that you know? What kind of mentors and training are you referring to?

  39. Cicada
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 5:06 am | Permalink

    Maybe that is why I catch no ball what euro land is doing.. they have been behaving like a sedated rabbit. not expanding.. dunno will implode or not.. but definitely frozen like cold storage chicken. except Nato having fun in libya..

    i always thought USA’s calling for stronger RMB is a cock and bull story aimed at appeasing the domestic theather audience. Because like u say.. the usa is having walmart to buy almost the whole ntuc from china and will chok itself to death on the chinese fish balls.. but maybe they are for real!! guess they have to sell more patroit missiles and boeing jets in exchange for barbie dolls made in ROC…

    The brown russian bear alliance with the bloated frog really should be just because of chun wang chi han relationship.. if and a big IF the western influence is weaken slightly.. they bear and the frog will be quickly at each other’s throat.. when that happens.. it’s rock and roll time.. call mata.. call police.. nothing can save us from the reaper’s sickle and hammers with 5 stars arising in the stormy red sea. … should the frog croak and explode soon enough?? Oh oh.. some smart aleck also suggested that the western deployment in afri land, middle land is to eventually counter the yellow frog and ready for tu long da hui(slaughter dragon meeting) … how true is that?

    • Cicada
      Posted May 15, 2011 at 5:38 am | Permalink

      correction* barbie dolls made in PRC ..

  40. Posted May 15, 2011 at 5:54 am | Permalink

    Jsw… In my memory, the first seriously put but totally stupid question you have for the the Enclave. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Record breaking, Jsw. You expect an answer? ^.^

    The USA call is definitely not for only the domestic hoo-haas. Even the other economies are hoping to raise RMB. In simplest sense and way to illustrate… It’s like a local totin. (dunno how the fuck spell… so bear with me lah~)

    You have (calls) for people to increase promised returns simply by putting more money in, the higher the interst rate promised the higher the amount… The problem comes when the borrower can’t service ALL the lenders and even run away… So suddenly, on accounts of all the lenders… they become from very rich to very poor. China’s RMB can rise… but why? Once RMB raise to ‘enuff’ level, it must be at least 3RMB to 1 USD… a super hefty increase by all measures to so-called maintain a fuck balance… But the problem is, once RMB reaches a to a point, the smartest will start pulling out big time… and since the economy growth cannot really sustantiate… without burning the people, either way… the entire ‘investment’ cycle collapses… In such a case, who will China sell to? Who will french shops and even USA shops sell to?

    When you pull out the investments, the first few will win… assuming China’s investment is only done by USA alone, the first 10% will win big, but the rest of the 90% of the funds will be burnt… And both USA and China collapse. Hahahahahahahahahaha..

    Like this made simple eh…

    And China is still entertaining USA by ‘slowly’ appreciating RMB… Do you know even 0.01% rise will mean how much wealth involved? And while doing it, China is also crazily increasing its CAR… Expected, and wonderful showcase of their idiotic reality. They can’t manage! Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    As for China-Russia alliance… Actually there is really none. If our young child here recalled the excitment of Japan-Russia conflict… what did I told him?

    In real, unless another Bush pressed on China or Russia militarily, it will work. But if Russia is using China’s alliance and try to start roaring at other states… I’d laugh. It’d have to mostly fight on its own, if China did not tell Putin oredi that it will not want a war with anyone… Which is why Ghadafi is dying and all they do is have 5 states issued statements… then nothing… as Ghadafi’s son become mud pie… as the west continues to bomb Libya…

    So this sort of things differ in situation and application. Putin is fucking too smart… If his bark has been louder than his bit… He’d have sent off those toys and tio stuck by the havoc and fear of both tsunami and nuke alarm… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Too bad, Putin is smarter than Singapore. Our leaders… good to send in mata calling YP member to be scapegoat… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Basically, Russian’s military threat is REAL. But not mature yet. It’d get pretty nasty… eventually. But for China… It was a dragon indeed but managed now into a disaster on the verge to blow. China won’t like what I am saying… But my problem? It’s not as if I had not given chance to let them accept my aid. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Play play play…

    Now the international economies are playing a musical game… because the last one gets nothing… but lost everything. The first one to increase interest rate and successfully summoned by the hot money will get everything. See? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… That’s why Obama made a big fuck mistake right from the start… increasing deficit way beyond USD 10 Trillions but maintain a super low interest rate…

    It’s like a bank rush… because once someone realises the first to run from the diminishing returns get the cash… No matter how fast USA raise interest rate, a huge chunk of money will be stuck and BURNT, and not to forget… Alot of Chinese money are in USA… And what will happen when USA economy got burnt, a vicious cycle will happen, and China got hit even harder, and USA got hit even more harder…

    The nice problem now is… FDI rate to China is already hitting a deceleration… and real ROIs from real productivity is virtual non-existence in net… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Use your brain, people…

    And what is Mark Ma doing?

    “We’d get the gold from China…” Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    But dun fret… he’s not the only lone idiot. I’d bet another cup of copi that MM Lee also thinks the same… about this China era. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Mark Ma has wasted an entire term in real… doing nothing.

    Cicada, don’t you get it why we single out Iran…? I have told my Iranian associates to steer clear. The real problem has never really been China… or China’s what rise…

    Jsw, where do I learn the stuff? Definitely not from NUS textbooks. Hahahahahahahahaha… Fuck, my idiotic lecturer only gave me an E for economics and not A for international relations… Meritocracy… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… It doesn’t change anything that I am running the Enclave, and I… decide the economic triggers…

    How can mortals fight with God?

    After all these, if Nicole won’t perform, I may just ‘disappear’ from Singapore and have a life out there… Though I don’t know where you people will run to… but if I am not taking over the governance of Singapore… Flee. War is really on the card… God has it planned for a long long time. Your meagre money will be nothing… in the face of its will.

    Domestically, like I told Panter92… fine lah… PM can has his 1 entire term… Now you guys can understand why… If MM thinks his son can do without me, MOE can terminate me… go ahead…

    By protocol… as long as my parents are around… I am not exactly free to do as I see pleased… But when they are not around… my wings will be spreaded… mortals will be food…

    I am hoping that my gifted son will walk in the path of light… I’d pass him everything my mentors gave me to him… He’d be omni-potent when he grows up. This entire mortal world shalt be his playground. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    BTW… where the fuck is that Panter92 now? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Wonder where that boy has been to. He ah… talked no sense… thot he knew everything… Even think of taking over the world…!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hey~ The real world is very the big hor…

    And many people really die one…

    Tried talking to this gust of irridating fart on military when how much he knew about REAL military around the world? Hahahahahahahaha… Made me fucking laughed… And that Kick The Tire… Yeah, you very informed… got friends in local and Euro parliament…

    I went overseas, people want to see me also not so easy… hahahahahahahahaha…

    不知道天高地厚……人外有人,天外有天……

    And let’s see how SM Goh will ‘react’. Granted, we can see very clearly he has no intention to lose… or step down… Hopefully, it’d be an interesting show…

    After next week, I’d have to go for my break… So emmm… Wish me luck in finding the new woman… She’d be the minister’s wife to be… Hahahahahahahaha~

  41. jswyodn
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 7:14 am | Permalink

    Heh, I wasn’t really expecting an answer, but it was worth a shot =P

    The Enclave will go will be closing soon after all, and the court jester who runs the enclave will soon take his place beside the throne. I came across this 桃花源 by chance, and sooner or later, it will disappear into the abyss of cyberspace with not a single trace left to be found. And if I were to tell my friends some time in the near future that I had some long chats with a minister in this 桃花源, they would naturally not believe me.

    If there’s one thing that I learnt from reading all the posts here, it’s that textbooks only get one so far, because these textbooks are written by academics sitting in their ivory towers writing about phenomena that they conjectured based on data that those in power want them to see. True data is only available to those who are part of the entire process. This is especially the case with subjects like Economics. Keynes himself did very badly in his Economics exams, and his response was that he probably knew more than the people who graded his exam. As for me, I’m majoring in Econometrics, and yet my friends in the same program still think that China is going to pull the world out of the global recession o_O

    So the next logical step for me would be, if textbooks can’t get me to the next stage, what can? Maybe there is an off-chance that there will be another enclave somewhere out there, no matter how small that chance is.

  42. Posted May 15, 2011 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    Never mind, it’s normal. I tell you I’d be a minister, nobody will believe either…
    Textbook wise… So are you going to do your exam telling them the truth about China, or are you going to please your professor telling them what China will pull the world out…? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    China itself can’t even pull itself out, and now riots all over creeping out…

    I just found a place for massage and spa, $50 full body 45mins, and free food, spacious place with TV and newspapers and you can stay till 9:30pm! No sex! Hahahahahahahaha… I was reading hence a piece of news about EU Cicada is interested in just now… Too long I never touched newspapers…

    What you study is nice… but really, not useable. For eg… fuck calculating Osama’s funds’ fate to the effect of the economies is already very siong… Hahahahahahahahaha… And you need to be able to track the movements for econometrics to even be possible. Nonetheless, it’s useful to bluff the meritocratic gahmen for a high paying job.

    As for me… it’s time to make a move… then… prepare to step in. Watching Nicole Seah fight… I am wondering if I really want the aid of those 5 chaps… So touched… A tiny girl can fight till like tat. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Yes. She’s a huge bout of folly… but yes… I felt very touched by her spirit.

    The gahmen can’t excel in governance… this is it murderhole to jump. But I am the god of governance… Hahahahahahahahaha… A super strength vs the lethal weakness… and… it’s been a long time since I have a chance to freely debate… I was a school debater, Jsw. Now… with the world at my finger tips, with the indian chiefs all over Singapore… and knowing that the PM is going to issue empty cheques…

    PAP will never appreciate me… and given the new waves of angry voters… without me to deal with the governance… I am now only watching for any surprises; ie. Maybe PAP is able to ‘change’…??? Hahahahahahahaha…

    But I doubt Khaw will offer my bills at $0.80…

    Stepping in is inevitable… the channel will have to be decided later and besides… I am observing the sharks… if they move in, I’d let them have a go, and let the people get super fed up… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ministers… who cannot support the PM is just waste of money, time… and political capital. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    For a tiny state as Singapore, there MUST be one Father around… So it’s time for the New Father to make preparations… … Then Singaporeans must decide.

    The Enclave is a relic for historians… and future leaders interested to learn… Elfred must ‘die’ so that ‘Teck Guan’ can rise… No choice. Even ISD will need to face $300,000 of surgery fees, crazy inflation costs, and their children also needs a future… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Now is the time to talk about local politics… and Cicada is doing world affairs… hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Hello!!!? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

  43. SpareTyre
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    yes, please stick to local politics.

    Elfred on local politics may be flawed and psychotic, but at least there are readable parts. But global politics coverage is just bad…like watching a Primary 4 kid explaining sex to a Primary 1 kid. Guys, braggadocio and aphorisms are no substitutes for ground intel and aggregated analysis.

    BTW, I’ve no ability or intention to run the Enclave. All I am looking for is a PAP member’s inside look at the party mechanics and ‘mood’…and for that, I appreciate Elfred’s generosity in sharing.

  44. SpareTyre
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    How do you think the cabinet re-org will go?

    On this issue, I am keenly waiting to be educated.

    If WKS moves to become the only SM, who replaces him? As a political outsider with zero feel, it seems like Tharman would be a popular and sensible option.

    The other reshufflings?

  45. Posted May 15, 2011 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Spare Tyre, if you are looking for textbook stuffs, you probably won’t give me a ‘high’ score for global politics. Besides, I am only looking at what will happen, not what those experts want you to see. Know how Singapore is ‘killed’ so many times?

    And yes… I know people like you… when I was in YP, everytime unconvinced, everytime argue… you expect me to bother? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Fine lah~ Since you think the Enclave is offering Pri 4 talk to Pri 1, why don’t you entertain those Pri 1 students? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    To be honest, I am not offended. Since I know the script… and the end. And… … well, no matter how you say it… what happen will happen. And I am ONLY interested in what will happen globally, not how our Spare Tyre fantasizing it to be. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    It’d be at least a decade before God shows you the middle finger… it’s not just state-based, it’s region based. Spare Tyre, by then you’d start wondering what is Pri 4… and like Panter92… You’d find yourself stuck in a future you completely don’t understand.

    And you’d come begging me… if you know who I am… but the problem is… you are unlikely to find this pri 4 irridating gust of fat and ugly and gigolo alien fart. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Besides… by that time… I’d have no more excuse to shield anyone from anything. Know that within God… I’m still one with much mercy…

    You people don’t understand how fucking lucky you are that I was the one around in that last crisis… Special offer… Hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Fine lah… Spare Tyre, I shalt let you prove yourself…

    For this whole month, since I won’t be around for a while as well…

    Thou shalt entertain my children… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Show me…

    I don’t understand… you are the one who looks like trying to ‘compete’ for attention. Enuff bashings, Spare Tyre… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Just as Dr Chee, I’d give you one chance in parliament to play. I’d see how you handle the Enclave’s children…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Note this… Knowledge doesn’t lead to the future… there is no miracle. Now the PM is without me around, and you think it’s ok that I am not needed… fine. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… You are sooooooooooo interested in local politics, why don’t you help the PM to avert his personal crisis then? I am hands-free. I literally welcome anyone like you, and Panter92, that silly Kick the Tire with friends in parliaments, and even that idiotic Anonymous…

    Hehehehehehe…

    So I’d for the month sit back and watch… and if one month ain’t enough… I’d give you TWO.

    So chatters, please be entertained by Spare Tyre. Me too. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Look, my child… time for you to grow up… No pri 4 can run the Enclave.

    Like I said, once I returned from this break… the would will spin very interestingly. If you continue with your usual self… I can not only promise you Singapore would have ‘unrest’ on the card… I can also tell you… politics can ‘KILL’. You better start respecting politics, and global politics before you end up another Ghadafi’s son.

    Mortals… Insulting the Enclave as some Pri 4… is insulting God… it’s punishable by the highest order of punishment. In our order, nobody can himself or herself an elder when he or she… can’t even think properly.

    By the time you start watching, Mubarak’s game shalt be over… By the time you repent, God’s graze might have landed on Singapore… and I alone cannot fight It… Yeah yeah yeah… I may be the region ‘guardian’… But I am only one against so many…

    Do NOT pretend to know the future when you don’t. It’d kill you. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    How delusional of a diseased irridating gust of fart…

    Anyway, it’s about time to for middle land’s fun to shift. Might as well.. So, take over for a while, Spare Tyre… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Till Jun 16, unless on personal issues, I’d let Spare Tyre handle global and local affairs then in the Enclave.

  46. Cicada
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    Pri 1 then pri 1 lor.. at least pri 1 have manners to greet teacher. Some uni kids just think themselves as gods, but in the end.. used by greater gods, after their use is expended.. thrown into the furnance and hear the ganishing of teeths.. hehehe.. pri 1 kids are those that are loved by Heaven.. and will inherit the world 😛 ahhahahahahaha who cares ?!….

    This primary one kid will run when god says so and let u uni kid have all the fun and fireworks. Good luck!

    mortals…

  47. Posted May 15, 2011 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    Cicada~

    Hmmm… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Mortals… Mortals?????????? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hmmm… If my nemesis isn’t a big mouth… Cicada, you can ‘consult’ Spare Tyre about middle land… I just want to know how good he is with international issues. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Btw, stay away from Isreal for the while, my children… Not before I give the clear.

    Sorry lah… I never passed PSLE… Hahahahahahahaha… And I am poor and down and out…

    Please direct all current affairs to our Spare Tyre… Thanks… I’d be here only to hoo-haa like I am now watching PM’s. Jsw, please give Spare Tyre a chance, and a chance for me to be entertained… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Who else think he or she can run the Enclave… go ahead… Be my guest. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The best way to know pri 4 or pri 1… is to simply let the child take over the class. If Spare Tyre think he is that good, why not…? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Gotta makan breakfast, and waiting for that MIA-ed ardent supporter… If only he is now here… I’d like to see him and you guys chat. Allow me taking my leave. No more talk from this irridating gust of fart about current affairs till 16 Jun 2011.

    What to eat now… … Hahahahahahahaha…

    Mortals… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    (Bow and ciao~)

  48. james the small
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    Now that the MM and SM had resign together and SM Jayakmar earlier,the stage is set for for a new beginning?

    PM distant himself from MM’s hardtalk on the muslims and apologized to the public on past mistakes which includes the Marxist’s conspiracy if you read between the lines.

    Does this mean the end of hatchet politics and 3am knocks on your doors?

    This 4 generation kids are internet savvy and in tune with the world.

    All the unrest in middle east and sweeping the world is owing to the availability of instant news and there is definitely an unseen hand from the US,Russia or even China behind all these I am sure but let us concentrate on our little REDDOT.

    The world can get fucked for all I care if we a little REDDOT is not able to exist.

  49. Posted May 16, 2011 at 3:02 am | Permalink

    Has the PM ‘approved’ their resign moves? Hahahahahahahaha…

    What about Spare Tyre? How does he think?

    I no views for now…

    Whatever hands you cannot see, then don’t try to see. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    James, remember how SM Goh fought to stay around and what MM Lee said during election…

    “Let no hypocrisy… it’s just for power…”

    I never see PM approves, I only sit on fence see show. The rest you guys should ask Spare Tyre. He’s in ‘charge’ now. My ‘second driver’. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    You know something about power…

    You can slam, you can smear, you can berate, you can mock, you can give all sorts of name but… fine lah, I’d give you the wheel… Now drive. Here is the Excalibre… I put here… anyone think he or she can pick up and swing… Be my guest.

    It’s about the same… This PM thinks without me he can handle… go ahead lah~ Anyone thinks he or she can handle in my place, go ahead lah…

    James, you think I care when I don’t need to care? Got it? Eventually, this fucking MOE must end up being swallowed by me, the farting psychotic braggadocio… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre, come… here’s the wheel… drive.

    Anyone thinks he or she wants to help Spare Tyre… go ahead. I am now gaming… … Will come back and see how he replies to you, James. ^.^

  50. SpareTyre
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 4:12 am | Permalink

    i’m here for the circus. no desire or talent to be the head clown!

  51. james the small
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 4:36 am | Permalink

    Elfred, are you aware that jswydn and spare tyre are sharing the same avatar?

  52. SpareTyre
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 4:41 am | Permalink

    jswydn, are you me?

    we two need to have a heart to heart talk

  53. Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    James, you never read? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    I noted they shared the same ‘patterns’ of wordpress avatar. But their IPs ain’t the same. (I did check when I saw continuous same avatar.)

    But it doesn’t matter. Nice to see them talking to themselves… Could be sharing computer, or network? Who cares?

    I don’t trust communcation technologies, anyway.

    Maybe two children from same network one using mobile online, one using laptop… they have to go through the same gateway… masked or what…

    But it is confirmed that ‘Spare Tyre’ is hostile. Hahahahahahahaha… for reasons only he himself knows. Yet, I’d let him try to be ‘head clown’ after he told the world other people are Pri 4 talking to Pri 1… So… why not?

    Within the One month, if he chose to be that immature still…

    The Enclave only entertain to issues, not the people. Hahahahahahaha… Not that I never met such… ‘troublemakers’ before. They can’t handle issues, they are alot of noises, they insulted, mocked, character assasinated…

    But in the end, I’d be a minister, they can’t… Spare Tyre… I know his calibre when he first appeared… Else why do you think I’d let him be the ‘head clown’? He can’t even handle when he called people Pri 4 to Pri 1… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Entertaining. We have people like that trying to be smart everyday… From day one I was in YP Forum, I only bother about what is relevant.

    Spare Tyre… grow up, you are the head clown. If not we, then I, know how good you really are. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Just say that, you really think you can fool around here and people can’t tell? You call people clown, but I am actually laughing…

    So… here is the ‘power’, Mr Teacher… Come and show us how good you are… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    This is the Enclave, Spare Tyre… If you have NO substance… you can’t survive long. I am not PM… I can tell a crap from a gem. The gem here is always about the discussion, not the people. You are too immature for politics…

    Politics, it’s about many many many people’s lives… not just about your own condo, own success, own will and fancy, own self-shiok smart calling people clowns when… look at you… Are you even a man? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I now give you the chance to prove yourself, go ahead…

    So James… this is about ‘power’. People can say what they like, they can tell you others are bad and they are soooooo fucking good, they can all grab the Excalibre… but when you let them… Truth is truth… just empty shells. Do you think I am Elfred for so long being an idiot, always bothered by what people say?

    I see a talent in Nicole, without people told me, no matter what media said… I see also her weaknesses… no matter how people promote her… I also know what I want in her, NOT sex lah… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Too many noises, James… This is a very important lesson. Regardless what Spare Tyre say… there is only one man behind the Enclave… his ability, his style, his foresight, his character, his personality… will not be affected.

    That’s why I was chosen from a kid…

    My son is also gifted… Well… Spare Tyre definitely can’t take up the Excalibre… but my son can. Let’s hope he’d be a good boy… and a good dashing young man with his Dad’s precious sword… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Spare Tyre, Head Clown or Head of State… is only a thin line. You must choose… as even PM would. You still have one whole month… Your choice shalt define you, silly… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Grow up.

    If one month is not enough to wake you up… I’m prepared to give you two months. You can also go get help… You are just an avatar… maybe MM Lee will send you help, no problem. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    No matter how, if you can run the Enclave… then you’d get some respect. If you can’t run the Enclave to acceptable level… … You’d be treated as an entertainment. I did say before, didn’t I… Spare Tyre?

    Embrace the grace, walk into the light… and be a real man.

  54. Cicada
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:13 am | Permalink

    remembering Sima yi action when he got the women’s cloth and make up kit from Zhuge that antagonised the whole army. Remembering how Wang lang died of convulsion when Zhuge insulted him as a taitor and a rat. Remembering how Xi shi’s words can make wu zi xu slap her infront of king of Wu Fu chai. such is the meaness of spare tyre. whahahaha.. if words can kill, his has no lack of venom. Better to have a gentleman for a nemesis rather than an evil rat for a friend.

    Woes to your friends , 20 of those who were sold out by you… just because of your vedatta and personal opinion that the state should not be run the way it is. your claim that you are back for your friends and relatives… ahhaha.. yes this is truly only the domain of your puny life… however.. since u have slap our left cheek.. would you also like to also slap our right?? whahhahahahaa… good luck to you “gentleman”

  55. Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:33 am | Permalink

    Cicada, what you talking about???

    Whose friends you talking about? And who are the 20 people?

    Spare Tyre’s words??????

    ?????????????????? Hmmm…

    My nemesis is a woman… hopefully, not a big mouth. Hahahahahahahaha… I suppose… she’s the wrong type… my friends back then did tell me… she wasn’t the right girl but… Hahahahahahahaha…

    Who is the gentleman you are talking about, Cicada?

  56. SpareTyre
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:01 am | Permalink

    ladies, put down those handbags and unscrunch your panties…please

    your eggshell egos is not under threat…i’m just an ordinary joe trying to get informed about politics in singapore. All this taking over the enclave, excaliburs, being the next head of state….whoa, whoa, whoa….thats for you gentlemen.

    My ambition in life only stretches to cracking my personal record for trout. Maybe finally get to the end of magic mountain one day.

    Duly chastened and exposed to be the ignorant novice that I am, I hang my head in shame and withdraw respectfully from the presence of you great men.

    I look forward to seeing you form the future cabinet of Singapore, and humbly beg that you don’t raise my GST and also do a better job cleaning the oft-filthy drains near my house. Big rats there.

  57. Cicada
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:11 am | Permalink

    hahhaaa.. well done spare tyre, even in your parting shot you tried a veiled insult. Fine, I shall put on the handbags and take off the panties.. Good luck to you and hope you will have better luck next time.

    • Cicada
      Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:22 am | Permalink

      *correction parthian shot

  58. Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:42 am | Permalink

    Spare Tyre, are you… emmm… mentality stable?

    Suddenly you likened people to Pri 4 talking to Pri 1… then suddenly this…

    If you have nothing better to do… I mean, why come here to lose self-respect? Are you really a lady??? Strange… You could be a female, but too immature to be a lady. Yeah yeah yeah, eggshell ego…

    Politics is not just about your personal likes and dislikes, happy happy come here personal attack, talk like a clown… Come 20 years you look back at what you said… It’s very the funny. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Look out there… many bitter people… suffering, resorting to petty and lowly mentality… I had been in the YP, many shockingly out of touch… with the entire world. Nosense and more nosense, and money and more money… office politics, and bla bla bla… Now the world doesn’t want this gahmen more and more…

    If ‘that’s for you gentlemen…’…

    Why are you here?

    If you are a girl, did I rape you? Did I specially hurt you here? Did I not welcome you? If you are a guy… why behave like an immature girl???

    You think only your house needs cleaning… Hahahahahahahahahaha… This state is now piling up with a skyhigh load of mess…

    If this is a circus… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… You’d cause the deaths and sufferings for many many many people trying to disrupt, though vainly since I am not those crazy assholes out there who will bother…

    If you shan’t repent… it’s not my business. I’d still go on my trip, then enter the parliament, and be my New Father of Singapore… or… get lost myself to some nice field… with my beloved woman or women… have kids… romantic sunrises and sunsets everyday…

    Whether it is politics or love… it’s just life. Spare Tyre… Grow up. You have the wrong passion… Hahahahahahahahahaha… The Enclave is not just about the puny GST or your filthy drain… You may live in a big house… but you are an empty shell… soul-less…

    You barge in the wrong place… This place is… rather serene than needing such attention. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The next election will be a big fight… the PM is going to issue empty cheques… He has made his choice in view of the situation… you should know… your choice defines you. If I don’t grab the power… hot airs will, this PM is going down anyway. After this term… who will take him seriously?

    1 more term… And before the week is over… Jurong GRC sends tribute in the form of ‘change’. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… This PM… is… finished… If he cannot establish himself this round… no more third round. After this term, the real fight for power starts. And PAP won’t be the factor. It’d be the beginning of factions fighting the meat left behind by PAP.

    I am not chastening you… But who are you to call other people Pri 4 talking to Pri 1 if you are “just an ordinary joe trying to get informed about politics in singapore”?

    Nonetheless, I have said… 16 Jun 2011… will be all yours. You can ‘have the class’ to yourself. At most the Enclave goes silent for the entire month… or years.

    The time to step in is PERHAPS coming… too much rubbish, nosense… people like you messing around… … many people suffered, committed suicides, live without dignity… talents stuck in life, jackasses flied to the top… even Tin Pei Ling can be MP… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    This PM… And you are here insisting on attacking personally…

    For what?

    You think doing that will change the world for the better? No… You come here only for self-shiok reasons only you know. And it’s definitely nothing that I’d welcome here. You think I am a clown… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    So be it, let this clown march forward… I have been called a lot of things… fat, ugly, irridating, gigolo… and errr… psychotic, braggadocio, flawed… bla bla bla… You think this ‘head clown’ here care? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Still, Spare Tyre… if you are a man, grow up. If you are not… become a lady. If you feel happy staying like that… Fine. But… find elsewhere than the Enclave for your personal nosense. Ok?

    Me have many things to do, so you can have the Enclave for your Pri 1 kids…

    I have to find that woman… who’d have to befit a role of a minister’s wife. And… it could be a very tough search across women… And I only have 5 years… I may not be perfect, I may be fat and ugly and irridating… I don’t have money… but I have a state to manage… And I’d love her as much as I’d love my wife… if she truly loves me… Naive… but… as in politics… my passion for love is true and what I want is also true.

    The Enclave will enter hybernation after sometime within this term…

    I may return to PAP… I may join a faction… I may form my own faction… It all depends. What I know now is, I am preparing for the hybernation of the Enclave… and the seeking of ‘her’… wherever she could be…

    Hopefully, she is… not like my wife… hopefully, finally ‘we met’… and that’s for eternal.

    All the best to you.

  59. james the small
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    I never read Elfred? ‘stick & stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me’

    I have been reading and spying for sometime during your conversation with your most ardent supporter,pity he is MIA.

    There are ‘GEMs’ written in this enclave which are brilliant and yet simple for Elites and ordinary Joes.Is spare tyre an ordinary Joe? or a Shu Min?

    With you gone and your most ardent supporter MIA this enclave would be boring.

  60. Posted May 16, 2011 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Most likely a Shu Min. The way ‘he’ sees things, approached things… very gu-niang, got this: 无理取闹、任性、不讲道理. Very typical of an inexperienced girl or woman whose life is too smooth, and whose goal is like… so kan-tan. Someone who has gone through alot, spiritually seeking a real life… won’t see and insist things the way ‘he’ is…

    You look at people of high rankings… They won’t go ending like… “I BEG you don’t raise GST and tease you: My bangalow, pen, pigsty drain pls clean… after so many exchanges.” Politically, considered petty, minute… and highly unlikely the leadership type. Such as Kick The Tire… “I am not informed? I got FRIENDS in Euro Parliament and local parliament…” Reading this makes me laughed big times… and females have an inclination to say such a thing…

    “My uncle is MP, my husband is CEO, my who and who are bla bla bla… So I very the powderful…” Mdm Goh was like one of this kind, who didn’t know what she had done during the Durai case. If there are guys, it’s certainly a trait of immature ‘small people’… which is ok… because situation is ripe for me to take leadership…

    The Enclave serves as a relic as God is moving things around… and I… ‘originally’ is trained to the teeth to float this stupid boat. Can’t say I am losing moral or interest… and now… I am looking for that ‘she’… a pure girl willing to be on my side, supporting in my political career, bear with me… fight with me, and… be a minister’s most supportive foundation. But maybe I won’t want to meddle in this sinking boat anymore… and choose a daily romantic life… kisses, hugs, walking down the beaches, sweet nothings, and staring at her like an idiot whole day and tell her how lovely she always is… and grow old and ugly together…

    Nice…

    Elfred is dying… The Enclave my go into hybernation. I expect alot of smears and such in the coming battles… I have been preparing the slings. The mudslings will be one of my political capitals to cataput me into the power…

    5 years… I have 5 years to search for true love… because when I made it into parliament… I’d be surrounded by jerks… vanity… I might as well resort to beautiful hookers. Hahahahahahahahahaha… There is nothing wrong for a single to do so.

    The current situation is… PM is really gone-case. Tin Pei Ling… no matter how she grows… the reality is that the people are fed up not because of her… Many GRCs are shaking very hard. If I were to be attacking my minister… he’d be gone… But I never saw that need to since… so many GRCs to grab IF I join the rebels. Hahahahahahahahahaha… I know too much about PAP… and what are hidden under the carpet. I actually made a long list! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    That’s why I am not Eric Tan… I don’t jump out without proper planning and proper move… Look at that stupid Ti Lik… Hahahahahahahahaha… Asshole… I simply pick one, cooked a big proper excuse… and in the end, I’d have my money back PLUS interests… … Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ever since I retired, I had met up with oppositions who thot I needed a party… Hahahahahahaha…

    Actually, PM is so weak now… there hence may be a slot opened in PAP… may have a slot open in any oppositions… or to form my faction… enough manpower to do so, and getting funding won’t be hard. See? I told you… the team which wanna contest against MM last min got all the money they needed… What I am looking for is like Nicole Seah, and other all stars… to form a very strong party, so that before political chaos reach height… and hot airs took over, things can be stablised. That’s why I had planned to bring back the 5 chaps…

    Let’s look at what MM has in his sleeve… and if oppositions ain’t crazy… those GRCs and SMCs can start falling. Remember, without me around… this PM is issuing many empty cheques to come… With or without Tin Pei Ling (Gosh~ What an insult…)… When I first saw Nicole Seah… I knew SM Goh would be in trouble. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    将天下者,必爱才识贤……

    I said before… the power of the rebels are not in their numbers… it’s in the leadership. Once you have that leader, you’d have the power… In order to have a leadership (eg), Nicole herself is not enough. In order to withstand and even overcome the ministerial challenges… she’d need me. Ministers who can’t excel in governance is nothing… and open to easy downfall when they encounter ‘minister’ who can handle governance. 将、帅对决,以天下之大定为机要.

    Always remember. SM Goh managed to pull it thru only because very few thinks NSP can handle the GRC town councils management and many in Marine Parade doesn’t want to be Hougang II… But I am trained in this as well… the management of Town Councils… by old MPs and veterans… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Without Nicole… I myself was a debater… and a speaker… in real.

    I have been eye-ing as PM picked his donkey cards again… … one by one… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… MM… even if he is in cabinet, will be over 90 by then.

    I’d need to find a time to… talk to Mr Lee Kuan Yew… now… face to face, for the future of Singapore. I’d like Weiling to be part of the team, Vincent, Nicole… and some others… including Ng Eng Hen. It’s not psychotic… It’s just politics.

    The name PAP is smeared and too much damaged by the likes of Mr Ho… my termination from MOE and so on… Checking the grounds, many are now very encouraged to dump in votes against PAP in the coming round. The fall of one GRC requires a super coordination of people’s effort… That was why I told CitizenReddot, 1~2’s fall will be enuff, best… done by one leading party…

    If I can’t find that ‘girl’… I rather stay single for the rest of the political career. My experience with my wife is… too alarming. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… The world is changing… I must concentrate… then I can be the New Father of Singapore.

    That’s why I do not wish Weiling to step in without me… Such a fuck waste… At most, she’d become a $7 health ministeress… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… See?

    Politics.

    And those who gave me sooooo much troubles… Lee Kuan Yew is not the only chap who hides his hatchet in his underwear… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Just you watch…

  61. james the small
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    There are many good people around now that PAP is shown to be vulnerable.

    What is needed are people of substance with a heart in its right place.Nicole and Vincent I am sure are on of these but Weiling? I have my reservations after all blood is thicker than water.

    If you truly claim to be what you are, talents are plentiful for you to pick from in Singapore and overseas.

    Do what you have to do and I agree a New Father is needs but not in the likes of LKY but in the mode of Goh Keng Swee,Hon Sui Sen,Lim Kim San or even David Marshall.

    May the FORCE be with you and may GOD guide your every move.

  62. Posted May 16, 2011 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    James, if you read the exchanges with CitizenReddot… You should have realised the political implications behind wanting Weiling. Politics is very the practical…

    I won’t eye upon someone of no use.

    CitizenReddot told me before… many ‘talents’ in civil service and what private sector and… I asked him for ONE name.

    Actually, just like Spare Tyre… very big mouth, like Ms Wee SM, got sidekicks and such… but when it comes to management… Can Spare Tyre handle the Enclave for one week?

    Honestly, anyone is a talent… suddenly especially now… Even fools will smell the blood. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… But the management of a state is not like ‘Now see sweets, poke hand in to grab…’. The calibre of this gahmen is precisely the problem you see in Thailand, Australia and even in SuZhou… Nobody realises GRC is lost today, and many dangling GRCs to be lost soon… And as I said… now the ‘reward system’ will be squeezed… with many ministers stuck in fewer and fewer GRCs… Yeah, tell me that the gahmen can still work… if PM has a 6 men GRC while all have 5~3 men and each with different parties making the PAP gahmen only 6 members… and PM will end up with several portfolios… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    The grassroots have been at war with the people, spreading the wrong messages… even at MPS. And shockingly, many YPs didn’t even know the world… but in their imagination and what ‘business links’… the likes of trying to ask Ghadafi’s son now what is happening to him… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… This is the PAP gahmen… wanting change. That first ‘change’… I was terminated from MOE teaching… Happy?

    Now, change again, some girl is terminated… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Many talents… now tell me straight… anyone has a clue of how to manage the inflation? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… How to manage the housing? How to manage the remake of the economy, the media, the SAF, the education ministry, manpower, home affairs… … … This PM is going to issue all the empty cheques with great promises made!!! Yeah, what has changed?

    Grow the economy… You can’t even remake the economy, and you want to grow the economy properly for the… workers… and how to fight inflation? Like that? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… And how to handle foreign relations? Kpo in Taiwan issue again? Another Thai fiasco? Hey… Without me, you think this PM can even survive this round… I’d buy you a cup of copi… So which talent are you talking about? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Who can remake the health care for the people, maintaining high standard and reducing cost to the patients?

    Anyone can be a talent as Spare Tyre… but when it comes to the real thing… …

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… You think being an MP in Singapore is just MPS or a turf? This entire boat is SINKING! You look at the aftermath of the election… people are GATHERING… This PM still think he can anyohow has Lui flying anyowhere… and Mr Mah ‘No one can see it coming’ when I have been talking to CitizenReddot for at least a few months! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am now only wondering… does PM want PAP to end in his hand… so much? Just as I have told you about Mark Ma… fine, I don’t get to aid him… He really thinks he has done a big job… being nice with China… He’s blind. He wasted a whole term preparing Taiwan for its crisis to come… And ‘he has done a great job’… Yeah yeah yeah…

    But in terms of talents… since there is a New Father of Singapore and it seems I have to step in, no choice… I’d gather who will come to me… It’s like Han Xin… he’s make full use of even junks… hence junks will have max values.

    Do not… just link Weiling to Lee Kuan Yew… You must see her real value, just like Vincent and Nicole… I want Weiling because I see value in her, and when I see value politically, I am seldom wrong. Else, how can I be the New Father… We are not going to form a new team to fight PM’s PAP… it’s really to catch the baton as PM drops it so there will be a smooth transition… without much chaos, and political instability…

    That’s why… I’d have pick a good time… and have a chat with the Old Father… who may still be stubborn and blur of the need of time. If he shrugged me off as Li Hong Zhang did to Sun Yat Sun… So be it. I’d still enter parliament, but it’d be a longer time, a longer mess… and hopefully, the people will choose quickly to end the mess…

    Alot of people will be proaching Nicole… I’m going to observe her for a while.

    If PAP is bad enough, let’s not be crazy and replicate another PAP. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Yeah, everyone wants power… It’s like the Enclave… fine lah… I give you the wheel… you dare to take it? Take it lah… And if no one is able to pick the sword up… hopefully, you are not on the wrong side… … when I am slashing with it…

    Too many jobs to accomplish, I don’t have time for nosense by then. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Actually, by the first year, this PM’s fate would be confirmed sealed. They are blaming MM for the Malay talk… rubbish… It’s just like Tin Tin is blamed… when the real reason is Nicole is too good. And Goh Meng Seng is blaming Nicole not listening to him to contest in Tampines… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… My condolence to his brother but… Goh Meng Seng shouldn’t be even in politics.

    The most ‘biggest catch’ is Tan Jee Say… but then? Then the two scholars… atper then?

    Many people see talents differently…

    There is no need to slam MM Lee… If you understand how he feels… Surely it’s very hard to step down. You know… after so tough you got the power… how can you just “Haha! Goh is there! I can give everything up, and let the shit crushes!”.

    You have to understand how the old folk think. He did try to stablise situation, to bring in education, to try very hard to have system hoping to stabilise things for longer basis ALTHOUGH… he doesn’t realise the harm… such as purposely engineering a society in this ruggedness… unreasonableness… materialistic… and he, if I not recalled wrong, talked about NO need for moral… And… does he like to see Tan Jee Say in the opposition camp? Does he like to see Lim Boon Heng crying? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Politics is about human… how you live, how you… be a man…

    As compared to his son… I might be down and out, so far bully-able, mock-able, terminate-able… but his son is losing an empire… I am getting my empire… So?

    What’s the big deal about WP getting a GRC?

    Low Thia Khiang, you really think you can handle all those inflation, housing and bla bla bla… that the PAP can’t? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Within my calculation… eventually, I WILL become a minister. I got the Excalibre… and the people are ‘changing’… because they are HUNGRY for change. This fiasco has gone too long… too deep. They need a leadership, I’d provide the leadership… with the solutions nobody else can offer. So… I win.

    Talents out there… who do you think you should join? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Note this, there is only ONE New Father of Singapore. Among those talents, I’d choose someone to be the PM.

    For now… let’s see what career CDC has in store for the New Father of Singapore… … Change…

    “You either change, or be changed…” This is my quote, now it becomes BG Yeo’s… Funny.

    The question: With what is the PM going to issue his cheques? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    ARROGANT, am I?

    You know… how long have I endured all these nosense… when I hate nosense? And that asshole Goh Meng Seng dared to call me an opportunist… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    By the way, Mr Seah Hock Rong’s Eunos is now in WP’s hand… isn’t it?

    And why not PM makes Josephine the Minister of Education? If Tin Pei Ling can be MP… why not add onto the insult?

    I still remembered that crazy guy sitting next to Josephine telling me…

    “This world is not perfect…” before I was terminated from MOE… I remember…

    Sooner than later, I’d show him how imperfect this world truly is. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Now, let’s let Mr Mah try pull his housing here and there… and see how Mr Khaw’s what 10 yrs plan… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I SINCERELY wish PM good luck… because I know he’d need it. And I accept his apology… because I’m prepared for more apologies to come.

    I told MM… with regards to inflation… “Other countries also like that mah…”

    And Khaw Boon Wan really said that during election… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    So hilarious.

    See? That’s the calibre… What can I say?

    Sit on the fence and chew my popcorns…

    Hopefully, the new girl will show up soon. I want a nice perfectly thinking girl with a good heart, capable of true love, and will be prepared to support me through thick and thin, through the toughest hours, and… qualify for a minister’s wife…

    Girls such as Wee Shu Min… Not my type…

    This is my number one agenda for now.

    The girl who’d understand… her husband has a big role to play, and a history to write… with her name in it. And… she must love me, without money or success to begin with… someone like Mdm Lee… didn’t feel secured, but would tough it out with Mr Lee KY…

    Tough to find such soul in Singapore… thanks to MM Lee’s social engineering. I have no doubt once I enter parliament, I’d have no short of attention from babes… but I rather pay for models… … Hahahahahahahahahaha… Why do I need those women? They don’t love me… they just want a good life, good perm paychecks… vanity…

    Now is the best time to locate true love… ^.^ a talent more relevant to be sought. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Power… go lah, go grab lah… but are you up to it? Hahahahahahahahaha… …

  63. james the small
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    Frankly speaking anyone would be a better Minister than Khaw today and that goes for Mah and Wong Kan Seng too.

    I hope when you select your PM the team that follows will be Tip Top too.The team from 2001 onwards is enough to give us a nightmare to last a lifetime.

  64. Posted May 16, 2011 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    Frankly speaking, almost any piece of craps are thinking about the same…
    “If like this I can also justify the pay and job…”

    What’s new?

    Lee Kuan Yew last time gathered the elements… and made himself the PM… Me? Hahahahahahaha… The New Father also has to gather the elements… but make a PM out of one of them. I am hoping there will be other Nicoles… and another Elfred.

    After this term, this PM will not be able to hold water… It’s the real renewal to come… I suppose alot of youngsters cum opportunists would be coming in… Even opportunists… can have value. It’s all about nurturing and see if they can maximise their potential… and be on the right track. So I expected it’d take at least 2 years.

    I won’t worry about PAP’s recruitment for next batch of MPs… Basically, I am looking for real all stars, PM is looking for his own fancy… I am not worried about Weiling’s link to the Lees… If she won’t listen, at most she becomes Eric Tan II… She can always leave… but go where? Who will accomodate her? No party will be able to develop her and stablise Singapore. Even if she were to be PM… I’d be defacto the one in charge… it’s as if without me, she’d do anything better than $8…

    Tip top… When there is only One… it’s as tip top as obviously so…

    SM Goh is not without fault…

    No one owes you a living on this pile of BARREN rocks… who owes you their votes? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Dun worry, I and the PM very different… I can’t tolerate nosense… and I know what Singapore really needs. PAP won’t give me a job, I’d get it direct from the people lah… So now… team mates…

    One thing about Nicole Seah… if she has to join me… I hope her boy boy won’t be so green face… Hahahahahahahahaha… Politics… let’s see how she’d choose and handle. Hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    I have told MM Lee… it’s time for the next gen to take over… he has done well his part… That’s before the election. At least from Ah Khaw’s talk, Ah Khaw isn’t aware…

    Hopefully the transition will be smooth, else… big big chaos… then foreign interventions and… I hope the Old Father understands what the New Father is driving at… I am not good at threats… it’s situational analysis. That’s why within this five years… Both Old and New Father would have to have a good chat…

  65. Cicada
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 12:40 am | Permalink

    what kind of technic do you think will move the BIG MAN Elfred? Given that the internal situation within the PAP will be hmm… undergoing structural changes.. for better or for worse.. my bet is on for worse in truth.. but seemingly for better to PM.

    Observing MM during the election and after and his words and actions.. does suggest that he is still bent on re-structuring within the present hierachy. But also, one very important clue that is blantantly obvious point sticking out like a sore thumb that is easily missed out.. is that MM and PM’s communication ain’t synchonised! (unless there are things i dunno beneath)

    So on one hand.. MM have his re-structuring in mind.. so does PM, yet it is apparent their understanding of re-structuring differs by miles.. Could there be cracks here that the new father can slip through? I dunno..

  66. JR
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    Dear Elfred with due respect I would like you to ponder over this true life experience.

    My ex-Boss of a Multi national company is so self centered he not only believes he has the Excaliber but the power to wield it at will.

    One day he and I went to Changi Point for lunch. After lunch we watched the unloading of seafood from the Pier.
    The life prawns were leaping and I thought its a good idea to purchase 3 kilos for a BBQ to be held at my ex-Boss home that night.I paid for the purchase of 3 kilos prawns and a few life red snappers totaling $150.

    During the BBQ that night my ex-Boss brags about how he had personally selected the fresh seafood and paid for it to give those present the impression of how kind and considerate he is and his thoughts are always with friends an subordinates.

    I listen with disgust but kept my peace and resign a month later.How could I work for someone who would even take credit for something done by an ordinary Joe.

  67. james the small
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    In case you are wondering who JR is,that’s my nick @ TR & TOC

  68. james the small
    Posted May 18, 2011 at 1:00 am | Permalink

    Notice the same avatar? between JR & James the small? same computer,same IP

  69. Posted May 18, 2011 at 1:43 am | Permalink

    It doesn’t matter who is or are behind the computer or computers, James.

    I have no mood for talking, and I’d let Jsw or what Spare Tyre handle the what discussion… In real, the ‘war machine’ is to be started, so…

    About the ‘pondering’… You still don’t get it.

    Just one thing… digest what I had left… and let the future explains whatever you can’t understand.

    Mortals love to set rules… when they can’t even think properly… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Sigh~

    Do you know how to train a dog, James…?

    You point to the hotdog… and the dog insists going the other way… Once, twice, thrice… then when it is about to die of hunger… Free will… if it still chooses to die… I’d still have many dogs to train… if it chooses to live…

    It MUST listen to me. Why do you think I hope whatever I told MM and PM… that they go the other way? In real, this election… if Oppositions are blessed, they would have secured 20++ seats. Lemme do a calculation…

    Nicole Seah is not wrong to take on SM Goh… She could have won, without Tin Tin’s mess… That would be 5 seats.

    Chiam… If he had chosen Lui Tuck Yew’s turf, he’d win… I hinted so many times… this chap is a ‘gray’. But he insisted on Ng Eng Hen, when I can’t afford to lose this chap. That would be 4 seats…

    Lina… If she isn’t so stupid to be there talking on national TV and EXPOSED her ignorance… That’d be 1 seat… Note that that’s why I do NOT encourage Nicole Seah to take up the NCMP or even to win this round. She’s still an empty vase… Great drawing attention, but needed to be filled up.

    Choo Chiat is another…

    So far… with WP… 17 seats…

    If Goh Meng Seng was not an idiot… there was another GRC nice to grab by the right opposition team… Mr Khaw’s. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Like I said… Mr Mah Bow Tan’s GRC… Mah is national minister class Tin Pei Ling, his ‘efforts’ affect the entire PAP in a party representative election nature of Singapore, while… his GRC is still pretty strong, lest WP sent in the A team… Got it? But most importantly, I want Mah to be around during this whole term of PM… I said this before, I said this again.

    Fearing Chiam’s success at Wong Kan Seng’s turf… I have done something overboard… to ensure situation goes as I want to be. You can say, Chiam… never had a chance… but if he took on Lui, he might himself securing a huge margin… Lui is ‘expendable’, see? I mean… You don’t need him in the big picture.

    So what he is being moved from Media as Mr Tharman being moved out of MOE? Where can Lui go??? Anywhere he go, he’s like ‘+/-1’ factor… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Politics is not so simple, James… The real players behind ain’t like what you think…

    “Oh oh oh! A brotherhood of hot air bloggers… A brotherhood of internet church crazies…”

    I did warn before… Internet effect is over-rated…

    Look at Jurong GRC… NSP’s result there… and the cross average… Actually if you got brains, you’d know someone is ‘fixing the game behind’. This is a ‘designer’ election…

    What I want must happen… I don’t care what those fuckers online yelled… Internet wasn’t the reason why Obama won… … God was behind Obama. One day God is not behind Obama… facebook can yell and yell… he’d lose.

    I only say this once… before I took my break… This world is not so simple. If you are not prepared for life outside the well, be a good frog. If you people still don’t understand… let the future explains then.

    I have a couple of people to meet… things to do, and… I am not in the most beautiful mood today. Sorry.

    Well… just say that if this PM is not that blessed… a quarter of his parliament would have been digested away… Hahahahahahahahaha… But no… 1~2 GRC/s will be enuff… too many would be a ‘crowd’.

    How delusional…

  70. james the small
    Posted May 18, 2011 at 2:35 am | Permalink

    That is the wonder of you that attracted me to this enclave.A ready answer for any complex or simple question.
    Others may think you delusional or mad or even MM LKY himself.

    I think you can set a thinking man thinking and a ordinary man sit up and think.

  71. Posted May 21, 2011 at 4:25 am | Permalink

    refreshing look at ssingapore.

  72. Posted May 21, 2011 at 5:08 am | Permalink

    Welcome Sean… from wherever you are.


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