New Cabinet From Ikea.

I have decided to wait till the new cabinet banging before another piece of talking cock is generated (something like Lao Sai)… and I have decided to spend about an hour to read through what articles Temasekreview is having on this issue plus a couple of other political sites, excluding the oppositions’… The Enclave will only touch on the practical issues on the cabinet line-up, and not really a one on one bla bla bla…  And yeah… it seems that this topic is raising alot of attention… I can see the hits for this cock topic alone hitting high even before I have started proper.

Since the chatters asked… and Mr Khaw’s appointment has many surprised… me too… I am surprised by the many speculations online about his appointment which doesn’t really make cow sense. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… James said:

Khaw volunteer for MND to introduce affordable housing similar to his $8.00 bypass,Heng is in MOE to warm the seat for Elfred,you can’t put a season man to warm a seat.Every future top three heavyweight minister must have a stint @ Education,Defense & Finance Ng EH is groom for better things to come.

Now, Teo Ser Luck the pretty boy who stood next to LHL when he was chatting at internet must be pretty deft at the keyboard even at calling police,a good handy man to have around definitely better than Saiful who makes coffee and other duties for Anwar.

Hahahahahahahahaha… First of all, James must remember that this is not fucking Malaysian politics, the rules are quite different between both environments; Najib is talking about oil subsidies’ addiction to be slashed… when Singapore’s subsidies in almost anything is like no subsidies, and Najib’s timing is pretty bad because when I was talking to someone in Malaysia recently… by the time he started moving this baby, he’d be preparing to face another political onslaught, and it’s not unknown that while our dear Mahathir joker is been very quiet, he is still networking hard to fool around in the background… So whether Najib is for real, who knows? Mahathir’s not Lee Kuan Yew… MM Lee pre-arranged everything, and even if he retired completely without titles from the PM-ship, he’d still be very influential… Mahathir does things the ‘tambalak’ way… after he kicked himself out with the boo-boo-boo from the traffic, he stepped down then try to arrange things… So Rafidah’s ‘father’ can die his business and Najib can go on with or without him… best without him. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

UMNO is finding Dr M, the doctor who used to be in the house a big liability…

About Khaw… He was a well-known ‘quitter’ of Malaysia, jumped into the management of Singapore’s hospital scene thanks to our ‘very smart’ gahmen, was a ‘good friend’ to Durai fucker as he told us personally… His policies at health sector is suddenly no mean-testing suddenly mean-testing, then “sorry, I should build this and that”, and he was probably the very smart minister who read Durai daughter’s letter in parliament… and when the health scene went goyak and more goyak as NKF fiasco blew and many problems exploded… Mr Khaw was on various family holidays around the world… And when the election was near… “I want to stay and help more people…”

“I have what 10 years plan…”

When I have warned right from the start he had to tackle cost issue…

And after the election was over… Mr Khaw, according to James… ‘volunteered’ for MND… Hey, James… this is a joke, right? I’d believe you sincerely that he sincerely volunteered for MND if the New Father also thinks with his fat ass… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… And of course, Mr Khaw after making national news on state media for paying his $8 respect to his own health portfolio due to his own heart problem doesn’t seem to realise what he was doing… so now he is ‘$8 famous’. Luckily the doctors never broke his heart, so we have this state-level joke now circulating around making him infamous for his… personal capability in handling his personal finance…  while many are struggling to live and suffer under the NKF he used to be overseeing… and the various rising piles of rubbish in the medical care situation… This is the track record the incumbent wanted people to vote PAP again during the election, when I personally have experienced with the medical care and even counselling situation in Singapore… the counsellors sucked big times, and they are there… for years, and they couldn’t do much and they KNEW and for over the decades their limitations to their recorded roles needed towards the needy people… they have never even evolved into something that can do much…

I left a video for later political use with one of the counselling unit, anyway.

Mr Mah Bow Tan’s ‘departure’ from MND is really ‘saddening’ (no fun to watch liaoz) but within calculation as I have remarked with the chatters, if I not recall wrongly, that in his GRC and in real… other GRCs, I see replacements chosen… So Mr Mah after losing his CEC seat was already on the way out… with his replacement in, but the replacement is definitely NOT Khaw Boon Wan. This is politics… Khaw Boon Wan is a Malaysian… in MND’s sense, remember, Singapore is dealing an Iskandar fucker project up North, and CitizenReddot had been talking about building homes up North for Singaporeans… we first ignore the political implications of this possibility… But in real, politically speaking… MND is a very serious hole of hot cakes. If SM Goh’s big headache is Tin Pei Ling… then Mr Mah is the ministerial version of Tin Pei Ling, except that Tin affects Marine Parade GRC… Mah affected the entire party. See? But there is another one…

After Mdm Lee departed… and MM Lee probably cried his $8 heart out, and PM Lee saw the $8 medical situation in Singapore… … under Khaw… So when Mr Khaw talked about what 10 years plan… I was marvelling… how many 10 years did he think he has? Obviously, with Mr Khaw’s capability, dealing with medical care after so many years of fat positions in hospital scene… Who in the right mind will expect MM to suffer fools or even the PM to expect Mr Khaw to succeed in MND… when it’s not only HDB flats… but also remember… Sheng Siong’s clobbering of the markets… not just 1 or 2 or 3 stalls, but the entire markets making lives fucking miserable for those affected…

If there would be someone out of touch with the Singaporean grounds… I am no know what to say about Mr Khaw… so you decide. Not my business…

As compared to Mr Khaw, there is one more person who is in the Lee family to note when it comes to the reputation of ‘helping’ people… though she never footed my bills… And not a hard guess of who was the lady who argued openly with the king of AStar because of more down-to-earth researches needed… So why was Mr Khaw sent to a ministry where you’d need an Excalibre to deal with… because of the wide-spreading issues of this ministry cum the depth of the hole dug by Mr Mah all the those years… thanks to Mr Goh Keng Swee’s special treatment of ‘retaining’ him…? Why huh? Obviously, this PM is green, but not an idiot. Other than MND’s involvement with the Iskandar fuck project when the shipping route that used to bless us may be chewed off by the re-routing via the North bypassing Singapore and probably blessed by the polar bears… could be Russians or not… 😛 The point is, nobody nobody but fools… will expect Mr Khaw to survive that ministry when Mr Mah couldn’t…

If PM thinks he is so fucking good… he’d have his what ten years plan to lobo on in MOH…

So use your fucking brain… why do you think PM places him there? To be honest… Mr Khaw doesn’t have Elfredian help nor the Excalibre… he won’t smell better than Mr Mah at the end of the term… after making so much national news with his friendship with an apu ne fucker, and his ‘achievement‘ during his years in health care, and… hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Pls lah~ you fuckers are asking for $8 HDB? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Yeah, $8 not even enough for his daughters to party at pubs… Nowadays, taxi cost is incredible… and fuel cost too.

So? Actually the answer is obvious… as obvious as Emeritus whatever title… … Title… as the New Father of Singapore said before… only jokers such as Ti Lik aims for or lusts after ‘chairman’ lah, now ‘sec-gen’ lah… and whatever cunts this ‘SEC-GEN’ can pump conveniently… and only women suck after titles as ‘wife’ lah, or what… I hope Jaslyn realises that relationship is only based on love… not titles or how much the man makes… He who can fuck you with his wife enjoying her title, can also fuck you off when you are no longer ‘fresh’ and move the title to someone else younger and sweeter… Marriage is a mortal rule…

Just like an Emeritus Wife or whatever fuck… No love means no love, don’t understand means no understand… self-denial means self-denial… but I doubt SM Goh is so stupid…

In reality… the ‘hot’ shots with regards to the Emeritus cocks online serves mainly to show how close PM and SM Goh truly stood all those years… You always saw PM and SM Goh standing closer than PM and MM did… but… I usually laughed at such sights… Actually, it’s all politics. SM Jayakumar’s departure brought me to light that SM Goh may be soon gone, and many years ago I have mentioned… SM Goh will be going… because MM Lee is MM Lee. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… There is no aftermath Zhuge Liang here in the Enclave. It was the same that I was also the very very few who foretold the demise of LDP overnight. This is all politics… To the laymen, they only see what they see now…

If I tell people no matter I fuck or rape or steal or con… I’d end up the Minister of Education, I have no surprise that people will laugh and mock me…

Go ahead… as if it’d change anything at all.

How SM Goh would be… invited out of politics is one major reason why Nicole Seah must not win… because we’d miss a good show, and a good historical precedence for the coming SMs… including Mr Lee Hsien Loong himself. But the show is not something that the Enclave can directly explain and… Actually over the years, I have gone over this here and there… Money is not the issue, it’s how SM Goh can be invited nicely outside the house without another touching moment of Lim Boon Heng’s old tears rolling… as he introduced the replacements…

So sad for him, eat so old liaoz still ‘see no open’ on such things…

I have said… MM Lee and SM Goh… both out of cabinet… but in real, in such a case, only SM Goh loses… only he will be going out of politics. Since SM Goh is going out, there will be no need naturally for SM Jayakumar… and of cos, no need what ‘Emeritus MM’ Lee Kuan Yew. The more ‘honor’ bestowed, the more careful you remove SM Goh… the more issues really have been going on. I have been watching this chess for years… The down-to-earth Mr Jayakumar is also too weak to do an effective balance, anyway… And noted how PM let retired Jayakumar stood in for BG Yeo in the recent conference? If MM Lee can absolutely live till 120 years old, we might have to wait a bit longer for this show. But like I said… even if Mr Lee Kuan Yew survives to be part of the next election, he’d be over 90… and whether he can still talk or walk properly is already a concern. So like I said way before the election… it would be about time Mr Lee is planning for this ‘permanent retirement’. (Actually, I did say during YPforum time… that MM goes… SM Goh goes…)

As for Mr Mah… Farewell… You did a good job that though I am suffering for it… but without you, I can never be a minister in the future… Look, without so much jobs waiting for the New Father… how can he be a New Father? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… pretty delusional… Without such ministers with all the jobs piled sky high using their ‘talents’… I won’t need an Excalibre, without the Excalibre, I don’t have to be a minister… See? Whoever has the Excalibre will eventually have power when the time comes… because which PM wanna lose? No ministers want to step down… no PM wants to lose… especially when his father is a legend, and when the stakes are soooo high…

I have said before, no matter how PM said sorry, played gentleman, laughed, cried or danced… ultimately he just wanted to win. Mr Mah was already freaking out MM that I had to insist MM stopped wasting his precious political capital on an endless hole since politically speaking, MM will be inclined to say “I trust these talents, I think Mah has what point, we got this figures to support… They worth the super-scale salaries!???” bla bla bla… yeah yeah yeah… And which MPS doesn’t have OLD USUAL issues from HDB in their files all those years? Yes… Mr Mah made alot of money from the sales of flats and such for the gahmen… but don’t forget, this PM’s business is still politics. We recognise Thaksin for being a dirty old businessman… but not a political leader, and while Thaksin has friends in the gahmen… I doubt PM wants to be him and be businessman… and his stall got eaten up by Sheng Siong because he going to MPS ask to fight Seng Siong also sibeh siong…

But Mr Mah’s departure comes too fast… Because this $8 blur king is going to take over an entire messed up portfolio… where money runs wild, the termites are everywhere hidden. If he can’t even handle MOH properly, how is this ‘reformist’ going to handle MND?

But Mah, Khaw or Emeritus… also shows one thing… Gan Kim Yong… Minister Tharman took over Manpower and becomes also DPM and still stuck in the finance ministry pincered between the Lee family members (Mdm Ho, GIC or GLC top man MP Lee KY, and PM Lee) that if the PM were to make this arrangement for me… I’d raise my eyebrows… and, “Waliao… want me to die then say lah…”. At such, another spare tyre in Gan Kim Yong is found. He’s not a junior minister… but just as Mr Khaw, he was dumped into MOH… He was an engineer and what CEO of Natsteel… but the replacement for MOH has an opposition background in his daddy and who knows his daddy could be a big mouth linked to kakis in the opositions…. Besides, the best person for the job at MOH given the current outlook is really Lee Wei Ling, someone MP Lee will be able to trust and someone who has been laying down the good book foundation for years… and someone who is doing Neuro… and big fuck enough to pick the hair of AStar mountain tiger king.

In short, Gan Kim Yong is also not likely the type PM will expect to succeed in MOH as well. To be honest, Raffles Medical Group deals with headaches and that psychatrist who was a tool in terminating the New Father out of MOE teaching… it is not dealing with robots and steels and machines… And this fucked up ministry under Mr Khaw is now a big cash-cow in such a manner with even Indonesian patients exclaiming “Is this still Singapore?!” and a specialist threatening the Brunei royals “I know your fuck secrets hor!!! How dare you complain about my (exorbitant) charges!”… If anyone expects the Enclave to endorse Mr Gan’s prospect in MOH… please give me time… give me another 5 years. And don’t forget, the PMO is aware that the oppositions are starting to make noises on MOH issues… and look at Mr Gan’s election records… versus that asshole Steve Chia… then in GRC… with him no him still the same…

But that shows how ‘Emeritus’ works in politics, and like Elfred the irridating gust of fat and ugly and psychotic and gigolo and alien and whatever the fuck fart said… It’s not as if you can just kick or promote even if PM has what big fuck assign power… Can he really suka suka “OMG! We need Elfredian aid… we need Elfred the minister… let’s go get this irridating gust of fat and ugly and psychotic and gigolo and alien and whatever the fuck fart…”. He’d have to worry this and that and bla bla bla… Like I said, what leader gets what leaders lah~

As for Teo Ser Luck and such… With only 20 over new people coming in, looking at Teo and Josephine… No threat… they posed daily troubles and are pretty useless but you can’t just pump everyone out in one go… so you promote them, give them ikan bilis titles and such, then one by one you replace them. The interesting point in this game is really about Sam Tan whom the PM said is ready for this and that… So I am still watching.

Other high profile moves in the cabinet include now DPM Tharman… of which I will spare some saliva on but point out some points with some riddles… News has it that what the PM appoints based on the performance from this election and bla bla bla to appease the people and bla bla bla so he goes populist and boom~ We have DPM Tharman… That shows the public are laymen if they bought into this talk… as I was reading those rubbish comments in Temasekreview… A very huge crisis is coming, instead of concentrating him at Finance ministry, PM has him also taking over Manpower… and raises him to DPM. Remember, when I nagged MM that Singapore NEEDS an economic remake, Mr Tharman headed that show… Now with him holding finance and manpower and Ah Heng from MAS placed in Education… it’s like the MAS boys trying to deal with the remake thing… The issue about Mr Tharman, as reflected in Reform Party’s Kenneth, is he is a minority leader… no matter if he becomes head of IMF or World Bank or what… Basic common sense as Singapore is still a migrant state… and the Indian race is still the minority of the minority that to the MM alongside with the DPM’s age when PM Lee were to retire… he won’t be the PM. So now, two folks are making news of who will be the next PM?

Heng Swee Keat age is 49yo, Chan Chun Sing is just over 40 something… Although it is unlikely either will have the calibre to handle Singapore as PM… Chan is the likely folk to be the next PM… even though Heng was given a full minister straight away. The exact reason will ‘self-explain’ after 2~3 years into this term. So please ask by then, not now.

I won’t say it is a good move to make Mr Tharman the DPM from PM’s angle or from Mr Tharman’s situation and angle… given the higher status with the coming challenges and his limits… PM unlikely, big fat scapegoat… who knows? But both have been ‘comrades’ at MAS, though in politics… how friend friend can one be can be… very surprising… He was made immediately an ‘Advisor’, and carried two portfolios instead of one as acting minister when he entered politics. To be honest… even if Nicole Seah went to Jurong GRC with an A team and wrecked his poll results to 50.1%… I expect Mr Tharman to be chosen by PM as DPM as well. Unless you expect Lui to be made DPM if his GRC gets 70%… reverse thinking, it’s not hard to analyse… Mr Wong Kan Seng’s ‘early’ retirement is really surprising, but from PM’s angle of seeing things… He can’t prepare DPMs to come if Mr Wong still remains as DPM and it is ridiculous to demote him to some small time ministry from DPM-ship, so the best is ‘renewal’ and he bcomes an MP since it is also ridiculous to make him an SM. In real, if Ng Eng Hen wasn’t being dumped direct to MOE without proper nurturing, it’s very likely that Ng can be the DPM this round, replacing perhaps DPM Teo. I won’t be surprised if Mr Wong is still an MP next election, if he sees fit to stay after being a DPM for so long…

Moving DPM Teo into Home Affairs and Minister when it should be K Shamugam’s business and Ng into Defence after Ng cocked up big time at MOE shows PM values Ng and probably sees him a pillar; it so seems that Ng has ‘grown up’ in this election since the first time I saw him… when he was like a school boy first time selected to collect a big prize and… an entire face of naive pride… I personally see another Tony Tan in him if he is properly nurtured, me said so long ago. So let’s see how he handles the SAF… Being a minister of defence in this era deals with huge possibility of scandals… must start checking the finance loops and to remake the NS cum reservist situation… Ahem… people like this irridate what the fuck gust of fart… need to find fuck job, need to handle babies, need to do this and that… should be dumped into holding list… not to mention of his hypochondriac disorder during the year for what IPPT preparation… SUGGESTION only…

Back to the cabinet…

Heng Swee Keat… The education issue is big money… in real, before I took over MOE… if possible… I do hope Heng to… ahem… get all the arrows on his back doing certain ‘reforms’ at MOE. Such as dealing with the salaries and perks part… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… After all, he is from MAS, and the entire education situation is now also messed up by the private education scene; He won’t be expected to do much but to ensure the education situation doesn’t go too bad. He gives me the type of error-free chap who very the good taking orders and pretty brain-dead when it comes to contingencies concerning the public interests… the typical elite. I am not questioning his ability to reform the education situation… I literally don’t see any relevant abilities he got for the reform anyway… see? So the main bulk of job will remain there nicely for me to ‘chup siao’ later.

Is he a seat-warmer? If a PM Goh can, why not a newbie Heng?

He’s expected to sit there, hold the MOE ranks tight, listen to PMO orders and do nothing…

The big talk about Lim Hng Khiang replacing BG Yeo in MFA is like this… The Enclave doubted it almost 101%… Apparently, it is still ‘vacant’. I have observed Mr K, and he is not really the type for foreign affairs… especially when the world is going to change shapely very soon, and although Mr K is a lawyer… he still has a problem dealing with domestic voters in carrying himself, and in face to the complications of the world affairs now plus the foreign influx issues plus this and that… MM’s best choice is Minister Elfred. Hahahahahahahahaha… But sorry, I am not in the cabinet now, and I’d only join any party with the offer or die-hard promise of me swallowing MOE. The situation is no longer the same as when David Marshall was representing Singapore to the world… Now is a time of real wars and scarcities and the fight among the big monsters… and Mr K won’t do better than Mubarak nor those ‘smarties’ at local think tanks who thought Mubarak had a chance… Nope, he didn’t. Hahahahahahahahaha…

And Lim Hng Khiang… his character, abilities and even how he approches domestic affairs… won’t suit the job.

But someone must stand in for MFA… someone free enough loh…

So let’s try Mr K Shanmugam. I sure hope Mr K understands what he is into… … If he is low in political calibre… this area will be a major challenge because… what seem like alliances and such ain’t really so, many things are much more than meets the eyes… and in real, there is no law in the international real world. That’s the only real law. And Singapore is tiny and the positioning with every sharp global turn must have plenty of foresights… If I have any suggestion for Mr K… “Shut up sit down and let PMO decides… don’t try anything outstanding… PMO dies PMO’s business.” or he’d end up Tommy Koh II. So in real, the Enclave is neutral to Mr K’s additional portfolio. Unless Spare Tyre would like to run the Enclave of ‘Pri 4 and Pri 1 kids’ in global affairs… this is where the world meets… The Enclave is more advance in global affairs than the commoners would ever imagine.

As for Dr Vivian’s new portfolio… Alot of people think he is being demoted… Dr Vivian… does have some… issues in the cabinet. But I am not here to explain the relationship of love and hatred in the cabinet… Dr Vivian’s new portfolio looks unimportant, and even Lim Swee Say once said his friends asked him if he offended the gahmen to have landed in this ministry… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~ The issue now is, as the world goes wild, and the fight of fuel or energy scales up, coupled with environmental challenges and so on, Dr Vivian’s ministry is now a very very important ministry… if he even realises that. If he is to make a mark, it’d be a good ministry to do so after the YOG thing… It’s a true second chance if you see the opportunities in this ‘shit and saliva’ ministry. Alot of online noises doesn’t understand the importance this ministry is becoming, so there is no need to feel bad about being ‘dumped’ into this ministry. In real, this ministry has many many jobs… which are easy to resolve and handle. Nuclear power issues, just fuck it… local fuel costs… use political pressures, floods… fuck the flood lah… and as the waters are flooding Penang and so on… alot of global concerns will land into this ministry with big though usually useless conferences.

So Dr Vivian… whether you are promoted or demoted… it’s all up to you and how you see it. For me… this ministry is now full of ‘fun’. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

There will be endless issues regarding the cabinet shuffle. I think we can chat on the rest… so we now go to… … to… to… to…

Upskirt Power Play: Walk The Line Plus The Talk.

If Dr Vivian is ‘demoted’, the real minister who hits this ‘stuck’ jackpot is Mr Lui Tuck Yew… The Enclave still maintains the wonder why was he ‘meritocratically’ selected for the political field… No why, this is why the gahmen has come to this… it does seem that the PM is nimble in this one,  and ‘banish’ Lui into Transport… If I am not wrong, the recent ‘dummy got famous’ for being an android (aka dummy) who is now the head of PA is also from LTA… a super blur sotong who is very much like Lui… then rumor has it… Yam Ah Mee was a BG?! No wonder… politically so blur yet now helm of PA.

Lui’s a very ‘mechanic’ chap… Nope, it’s not saying he’s good with androids such as Yam Ah Mee… ‘Politician’ as Lui can’t handle politics, can’t manage policies, and its best use? Scoring brownies by ‘shooting’ away without much regards. Which is, he is good at cutting flowers which he thinks ain’t in line, so here cut there cut, cut cut cut… and end up the entire garden no more flowers yet he can’t grow any back himself… The perfect sotong for a good show in media after he replaces Mr Lim Boon Heng and enjoyed himself for a short while in MICA. The reason why Dr Vivian got a chance and Lui is pawned is very simple… other than he is a great soldier following robotic orders… he is good at basically nothing. Yes. NOTHING. As Mr Yam Ah Mee… who chaired this and that and yields very poor results… and made news even when I was at YP within the YP circles. When I first saw him reading the election results… I laughed.

Lui himself is in trouble because the transport side… as Mr Raymond would have lamented… has NO real help and is all politics. Just as I have been watching NTUC since Tan Kin Lian left, I have internal ‘reports’ on LTA under then Mr Yam… Lui is taking over a ‘dry’ planet with plenty of holes and many profit-hungry assholes hoping to squeeze his dumb ass for the black gold. So… build and build and build more lines, increase the trains and up it goes the maintenance cost… then you get to have the people funding for the hoo-haas… to maintain a respectable margin… and it’s a worst case scenario for Lui that while he has no more online adversaries to kill… he has now a whole bunch at LTA to kill him… Check your balance sheet, Mr Lui… and see if Elfred is not scoring again… Mr Raymond Lim has done a great job building everything everywhere… flying everywhere to seek revenues and bla bla bla… Between Raymond and Lui… if Mr Lim can’t survive, Lui is gone case.

And now, Mr Yacob is at MICA. Bad news for him… this sector is not only part of the economic remake… and an important part, but the most influential component happens to be Chinese and China-based. Not to mention… observing Mr ‘Once in 50 years’… his ability to handle the rising internet global tide won’t be likely more optimistic as Lui, and if we observe merely his age… But we note that Yacob is probably on good term with this green PM…

As SM Goh said, “In future, ministers only in cabinet two terms lah…”

So good luck to both Lui and Yacob.

The reason why we started the cock about MICA in this section is really about the apparent power future or landscape…

Lui is not the only one who will find himself pretty stuck so that baby Nicole will still have her big chance to do a blowjob to blow up the story at transport… PM Lee is now glaringly stuck even ever more. While happily scoring about 3% higher with a rookie and weak challenge from Reform Party, PM’s facing a big problem with his orchestra. Inflation is a direct result of MAS during the 90s alongside with the hoo-haas of housing woes with plenty of smart alecs ‘upgrading’ their wealth from HDB flats into condos without doing anything more… so even a pig or a scambag can make it rich if it is able to follow the crowd and… the economic numbers shot up and then… kabooooom~

And yeah… what then do we do with those loyalists in Pinnacle and those whose wealth is sky high and so are their noses… looking down on talents as they hoard the resources… … “If you are so good, why ain’t you rich…?”

If you have such elitist uncaring face… what the fuck can you do? Ooops… we almost forgot, no more Wee Siew Kim. But jackass Neo is still trying to climb out from the mud… Thanks to so many assholes making this jackal rich… Oh~ He is PBM… … Hear ya, hear ya… and he goes to a fuck church “amen” everyday and fucked and fucked and fucked… and he makes me feel so disgusted with BG Yeo… and that fuck church of idiots. And I don’t care if those simpletons hate me, if not already. Sorry, I got easily carried away by such super duper fucking jerk… I mean… PBM.

I am not very sure about the next 5 years… will Elfred now have his great career? Will Elfred be able to afford a condo he deserves? Will Elfred need to enter politics…? The only issue that could be very likely is… there is a need to enter politics… barring any unforeseenable circumstances… which is like not really important. PM said before election… if a joker thinks he is so capable… would this joker joins PAP and do something great or join oppositions to just check check…? Something like that… But internal change is also ‘say say only’ for how many years already, and then…

Elfred is terminated from MOE teaching. How very the nice… when PMO knew I was screaming for job. So this PM should be refering to a capable someone other than the New Father of Singapore…

In return for my MOE teaching’s termination, his administration received the most horrendous crisis ever in the modern history of Singapore.

I am aware with my abilities… if I were to retire from PAP, going straight to opposition camp for the ‘nice’ treatment will only send MM’s cookie-monsters right after me, so… ‘the most dangerous place is the safest’… and I started to offer stories to my childhood time idol, Mr Lee Kuan Yew… My minister is aware of my ability to be a minister, and I am obviously not Eric Tan and other crazy assholes as Ti Liks and Meng Sengs… I… am the New Father of Singapore not without a reason. My minister’s grassroot people also know I saw that avalanche coming… But truth be told… I have to prepare for retirement back then, while my wife was accused of theft… by yet another retired PAP grassroot whose background is so said to be linked to Mr Chiam ST. Unlike others… I endured… everything… and made a list of everything.

When I first saw Nicole… as in the earlier rant in Chinese during election before she started her rally speeches and such, I knew SM Goh was in trouble… SM Goh could have lost… as I had remarked. And it’s not about Tin Pei Ling. In real, if Nicole were to be contesting in Jurong GRC… she’d do as well. That’s why I like her so much, and people can ignore the accusation of MM’s talk about Malays and such… by the sore losers at Aljunid GRC. If the talk about Malays by MM Lee were to be so powerful a factor for failure… There won’t be Jurong’s result… The real issue is simple… the people are boiling not with ‘Hard Truths’ but with the management and Nicole merely helped brought out the fire. I also find Vincent good, but I knew SDP won’t be having a good use of this ‘talent’. The rise of the opposition is real… but to claim that WP is leading the way is pure bullshit. Just remember, Nicole is not from WP and she alone could have gotten rid of SM Goh… with or without those two scholars in NSP. And who was Nicole Seah… Nobody cared where she was from, what big fuck degrees she got… at least not me. And Chiam’s A team… didn’t make it… not because he is no good or unpopular… if he had tried Lui’s GRC, I am super sure he’d have gotten his very own GRC. It’d be his last hard lesson on ‘good catches’… I’d rather take Nicole onboard for an allstars team than those scholars or ex-secretaries.

Mr Chiam… you lost out not because you are not popular… but because of your leadership. A leader must know a leader right away… and you are still ‘good and bad catches’… Even if SPP won this round, once you are gone… then how? SDP got Tan Jee Say… but the results are still so so. If PAP has to learn something, oppositions must also learn fast… about seeking leaders. WP may seem to be leading… but it’s not. It’s merely a mini-PAP, a shadow… it only won one GRC and many of its members are pretty yaya already. And I am not talking about a silly Eric Tan. Right before the election, I’d still pick Vincent and Nicole out for a team… the rest are not important. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Know why?

Because the real war is not just depending on the rising pool of opposition supporters… the real war is to even win over those who originally will habitually vote for PAP. We’d need a super crack team… Scholars… PAP has plenty; lawyers and professionals, PAP is crawling with even CEOs from NTUC to what GLCs, but what PAP lacks… are leaders, and leaders who work. And what the people want… is another Father of Singapore who works. Nobody cares really what MM said in hard truths, or what MM did during the second world war, or how much money he made at the black market or fucked how many women… He was the last tiger of Asia because he worked… his gahmen worked, and even Josephine was quoted to use that track record to justify her batch’s existence… which is pure nosense.

Oppositions must know that the tide may be rising in favor of them, but it’d be useless if they don’t understand what is leadership. People is discarding the PAP… that’s why a GRC can go in one line and fell. And many more will start getting the signal and switch sides especially when more powerful leaders rise in the oppositions’ camp. Take advantage of PAP’s ‘meritocracy’, but… most oppositions are actually hooked up on PAP-styled meritocracy… In the case of high ranking civil servants… PAP has even more! Yet… PM’s 1st secretary was lost, and PM Goh’s ex-secretary did not change anything. Yet Nicole put up one of the most touching events… she nearly nailed SM Goh… the ex-employer of Tan Jee Say, the ex-secretary.

As MM said… no hypocrisy… this is a fight for power. And yes… oppositions are still weak like piles of shits. If not for the gahmen’s surrendering of power… this sort of oppositions… Yeah yeah…

I had commented before that if that Ti Lik had stayed in WP, he’d at least be likely to be having a shiok-once Ling-How-Doong experience on the back of WP due to the rise of oppositions. Actually, joining oppositions now is very tempting… for most opportunists. I mean, assuming you are Nicole… In PAP, PM will look at ‘rebellious’ Nicole and Tin Pei Ling, the wife of his personal secretary… who do you expect him to ‘groom’? Between Mah and Elfred, who do you think Goh Keng Swee will retain? Between Lui and Elfred, who do you think Yam Ah Mee will send a traffic booking…? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… … So joining an opposition party will get very tempting an option for many.

The PM may have apologised… may have promised this and that and bla bla bla bla bla… and I just received those letters from Accolade Advisory Asia to ask me to pay up my hospital bills when CDC knows I am finding them AGAIN to find a fuck job… (forget about career, higher the hope, bigger the disappointment and more the urge to vote anyohow) and I got this hypochondriac what disorder… Internal change yeh… One little girl at Jurong GRC is ‘changed’ from Town Council… thanks to Mr Ho. And these medical bills are from the time Mr ‘I want to help more people’ was the MOH minister. Hahahahahahahahahaha… and since years ago I sought help from CDC for a job till now… same old shit; why can’t CDC simply tell those hospitals to fuck off with one central system when the manager of CDC has started calling the hospitals probing maybe if I got HIV…? I have seen the medical social worker… at NUH and even SNEC…

Sianz…

Which is why I am going to CHANGE all these rubbish once I enter politics… be a minister and cut all these fuck craps… Even when I drove in hurry for medical appointments, those mosquitoes from United Premas insisted on booking… Now DPM Tharman is taking over Manpower… Maybe I’d get a decent career and fuck those silly bills off for good? Now Mr Ng EH is defence minister, maybe he can do something for me as well… Now Heng Swee Keat is the education minister, maybe he can check up those money-crazy private schools?

Otherwise, what fuck change will you have, Mr PM? No offence… Let’s be honest…

I’d bet another apology to come as people’s lives are made fucking miserable, if not more miserable, more junks in cinemas, more craps in the market, more assholes rewarded the high lifestyle… and more empty cheques to come. Angry… But isn’t that the case? Now, how many fucking jobs are done by foreigners at those casinos while how many jobs are destroyed by bankrupting those employers and how many families are torn by gambling with what ‘lesser evil’?

Like the New Father of Singapore said… you’d need a sage to effect changes. You have Yam Ah Mee as PA head, and your rating falls to 60.1%…

Will you REALLY listen, Mr PM?

Even Spare Tyre here thinks he/she is smarter…

Yes. People are frustrated… and it’s about time many are taking up arms… …

But before people blindly jump into the wagon of the oppositions… people must appreciate the reasons of why PAP fails. It’s not that only PAP has its slew of problems… so DO all the oppositions… and even the population. Now so what the oppositions rise? So what WP brings about a LDP-style of freak election result and takes over… Does Low Thia Khiang think the existing WP has anyone who can change anything for the better than PAP? Does Low Thia Khiang think he can absorb talents better than PAP when it comes to power?

“If you cannot govern, people will kick you out…”

Why do you think the people are bashing Tin Tin? You mean she is no better than that clueless Olsen? You mean she won’t or will mess up as bad as Mr Mah? Well… because she is from PAP, and her hubby is PAP head’s secretary, and she loves Kate Spade… but most importantly… because this is already a very rugged society, and that you have to thank the earlier batch of PAP leaders for it, just as you must thank Mr Goh Keng Swee for choosing Mr Mah… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Should I pay Accolade Advisory Asia? Well… I’d dump the letters direct to the manager of CDC and see how she handles. ^.*

The importance of this term is really… Nothing will likely ever really change. Help is still a cheap slogan.

So here comes the choice… to return to PAP… or to join oppositions… It’s an open-ended issue testing the current visitors to this blog… … If you were the New Father of Singapore… which path would be preferable? To help PAP fights the oppositions… or help the oppositions to crush PAP? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

Yes… this section is meant to get people’s numbskulls cracking.

Politics is not just about hoo-haas… and shortsighted mirage. It’s really a power fight… Some analysts suggested that the PAP will find it tougher to attract talents to tea… but has PAP invited Nicole for tea? Who are the ‘talents’ those analysts are referring to? Those scholars sitting behind Nicole as she almost crushed SM Goh…? Or those CEOs such as Tan Kin Lian? If PAP had invited Nicole for tea… why is Tin Pei Ling chosen when there is a Nicole Seah? Why Zhou Yu when there was a Zhuge?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Some people will think Elfred is a psychopathic joker… telling people he’d become the minister of MOE but… … Before MM Lee became PM Lee… the head of state was from Labor Front. And who would have thought that a chicken so scared of death and had served the invaders would become the Old Father of Singapore when the colonial master probably was hoping to be a puppet master?

So… use your brain… should Elfred return to PAP… or to join an opposition camp? Choice defines man. Know why? Because it’s really a thin line… and nobody really knows what is right and what is wrong. Is wisdom not important? Suffering now, and win big… or win now and suffer big… or maybe win or suffer all the way? Some people said… internet is powerful… No no no no no… the most powerful weapon against the incumbent is the incumbent itself. So what Xiaxue lunched with BG Yeo… So what BG Yeo blogged… has facebook…?

“If you cannot govern… people WILL kick you out…”

“Pls rally behind jackass…”

And who will rally behind you and your pet jackal?

“We’d listen, we care, we’d take care of you, we will CHANGE!”

Prove it.

67 Comments

  1. james the small
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    A new cabinet from IKEA with a wingless dragon harnessing a parachute ready for a free fall.

  2. Cicada
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 4:41 am | Permalink

    eagerly waiting..

  3. Posted May 19, 2011 at 5:06 am | Permalink

    Well… before I start this main cock… What the fucks do my chatters hope to see?

    Don’t tell me blowjobs… I am getting a bit shaky today… cos the recent blowjob given to me no condom one… But the woman not very ‘rough’. Hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Feel free to. Cos I am pretty busy… gaming. ^.^

  4. james the small
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 5:23 am | Permalink

    Any type of fucks will do so long as we don’t get fucked.
    Should we get fucked from this IKEA cabinet we can always changed it to Robinson’s hand polished Oak cabinet.

  5. Cicada
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 7:36 am | Permalink

    Good Afternoon Elfred,hello James, Sorry to take your time off your busy schedule, there are some things quite puzzling , hope you can shed some lights on it. First the Role of Khaw in national development, would he be able to even bring a little drop of dew ? given that he have no access to the excaliber, 2nd is appointment of Heng Swee kiat into MOE, what is your opinion? appointment of Iswanran into the PMO as 2nd minister, any trick there? Minister Eng Ng han in Defence.. would I see shorter reservist? to 5 years cycle? and please please enlightment me why Teo ser Luck is getting promotion????

    Would PA / NTUC / public service see a fundumental re-structuring .. and who and how will do it? .. if you still have time.. can try to look into the crystal ball and see the aftermath for Wong Kan Seng and Mah Bow tan? Thanks a million!

  6. james the small
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    Khaw volunteer for MND to introduce affordable housing similar to his $8.00 bypass,Heng is in MOE to warm the seat for Elfred,you can’t put a season man to warm a seat.Every future top three heavyweight minister must have a stint @ Education,Defense & Finance Ng EH is groom for better things to come.

    Now, Teo Ser Luck the pretty boy who stood next to LHL when he was chatting at internet must be pretty deft at the keyboard even at calling police,a good handy man to have around definitely better than Saiful who makes coffee and other duties for Anwar.

  7. james the small
    Posted May 20, 2011 at 4:19 am | Permalink

    OK Elfred,agreed Khaw “jip dum” by LHL to take on the MND for whatever reasons, maybe similar to sending TinTin to Marine Parade GRC?
    With the emiritus down to MP stature and harmless the wingles dragon is surrounding himself with his loyalists RIGHT? or WRONG?

  8. Posted May 20, 2011 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    Read on baah… Actually right or wrong, we early early chatted liaoz…

  9. Cicada
    Posted May 21, 2011 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    Good sat, morning Elfred, it was insightful to read your thoughts on the “new” cabinet re-shuffle. Your piece deserves a good through read and maybe a few more couple reads for reflections and deep thinking.. but sorry for now.. just quickly jump to the giss.. and have to miss all your nicely burried Gems! If you should join back PAP or join the opposition camp..

    Looking back at the time when Liu Bang and Xiao he took the one capital and establish the new capital of Chang An (Military campaign). and also more recently when MM the “opposition” took power from David Marshall (3 years- political chaos). The siezure of powers must be quick and sharp. No dilly dally because it will only alert the your opponents and nemesis and the longer the road.. the more “surprises” and set back as more simi yi turn up, and governance within the Wei’s courts polished up, also you risk troubles like people sabotaging your supply lines (zhuge liang’ Li yan). So your path must be swift, fast and powerful. Like that written in the Art’s of war. Deadly strike from the high heavens – striking powers.

    So which way is the fatest way? Joining PAP? or Opposition? on the surface it may seems that Opposition camp offers the shiftest way because it is doing “heaven’s Will” riding on the rising tide of the angish of the people. But is it really so? I believe you have thought this through and through like a zillion times.. the answer could be.. maybe… maybe not.. Why? My guess is altough opposition looks ripes for the oppotunist.. but is it really so? is it “easy” to crowd through hordes of opportunist? that is the first step. The second step.. after winning the opportunist, how is it simple to sway the indian chief and sieze the inner power first. The power to appoint and direct without alarming the indian chief? and there are other minutes considerations which I would have missed.. So what seems easy by the masses.. may not be easy or doable except through shear hard tactics and power squeeze. But I stand ready to be corrected that our Elfred has astounding abilities and intuition and savvy to overcome these hordes of mini-PAPs

    Ok, on the seemingly “defeating” front.. the PAP.. Is it really defeated? I guess we all can agree that PAP decline had not been sudden and it had been years of bad human resource allocation and putting a shoe cobbler to do a rocket scientist work and putting rocket scientist to clean dishes in Kopi tiam food court. Yet Elfred have recognise and impressed on us his chatters that the admin powers, the info, the intel and all the resources are in no one hand’s but the PAP. Even though there are tons of lemmins clammering for the attention of the leaders.. these lemmings are far less “power hungry” than those in the opposition camps.. at least their targets are “money and position hungry” in my humble opinion, dealing with these lemmings might be easier, and when you get to the top, with the caliber of the incumbant ministers, they will be easy to deal with by our glory seeker. However the true question facing our glory seeker is.. how to gain the upper most trust of the old man? <— given abit of time.. God will deal with this issue for Elfred. The PM position may or may not be really as secure as he wish for. it depends on.. fire and manouvering.. look at IMF chief dominque.. in the power fight.. no one is truly secure.. even the PM.

    Fire and manouvering… : use of tactics and stretegems.. like Hanxin using of Han shui to defeat his enemies.. use of gambling to enslave and earn the loyalty of his soldiers.. use of ambush tactics to destroy Chu bang wang. Use of mei ren ji to destroy so many dynasty.. and Pm even let a tigeress Foo Mee har into the parliament.. the stage is set! This portion, cannot really be planned or set up before hand. it depends on arising situation and depends on the savvy and intuition of the executioner and the result… depends on if Heaven smile on you or not.

    So should I join the opposition or the establishment? The old father LKY played both sides… He knows the truth for the truth.. colours and flags and names.. means little.. the truth is.. power. LKY the old father ideology is.. no ideology.. what ever ideology that works at the moment IS his ideology.. (Not that I admire him for that, infact I find his ways diguesting yet have to respect) but it is important that when dealing with both black and white.. one have to be open.. another hand have to be cloved and hidden well.. only allow one hand to be seen ONLY!! is this wu jian dao? hahhhwhhahahaha.. life is like drama… drama is like life… Have a beautiful weekend gentlemen..

  10. Posted May 21, 2011 at 2:09 am | Permalink

    Well… This is an open-ended question… Hahahahahahahaha… I enjoyed your view, but right or wrong, doesn’t matter. I just want to see how you think.

    Just bear in mind that the essence of politics is not so simple.

    I’d do something like an ‘answer’ in the coming posts… but…

    Let’s see what Jsw or/and Spare Tyre, James and whoever have in their minds.

    So… PAP or the oppositions? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Cicada, you throw back an open ended question to me. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

  11. james the small
    Posted May 21, 2011 at 4:58 am | Permalink

    The think tanks had their analysis pre and post GE.The pundits had their say and so did the incumbents and the oppositions “HIGHFALUTIN” I say sitting on high Ivory Towers.

    Father Elfred with his Excaliber has his say but no one is saying what Nicole says that garnered so much votes knocking Goh from his arrogant perch. Finally admitting the ordinary joes are falling through the cracks.

  12. Posted May 21, 2011 at 5:16 am | Permalink

    When I first saw her before registration day… I knew SM Goh was heading for a tough fight. Hahahahahahahahaha… SM is merely a title. See? It was hence really tempting to swing the vote for Nicole… but I decided to see the 张力 of this lass when her team mate’s scandal burst… and he couldn’t even handle it properly. Idiot…

    She is a gem, but she’d need backing up and an allstar team, else… when tough gets real tough, she’d be stuck in both internal and external fights. A big mouth is nice, but politics is basically still… power fight.

    I know what Singapore wants… what really havoc I can do and what I don’t need to care…

    Let’s see how she handles herself for the coming two years. The next election will be an exciting one… WP won’t give in either. If PAP can’t give me a life, then they leave me really little choice… … Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Politics… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ignore the local think tanks, if they can think you don’t even need the Enclave. There is no 事后诸葛亮 in here. This game of chess is still going on… Nice… …

    So… what is your view? Cicada has offered his… Hahahahahaha… And there seems to be another chap coming in.

  13. james the small
    Posted May 21, 2011 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    You will note I will agree with what is rational and your and cicada’s views are greatly appreciated, it is not BS nor braggish but straight to the point with no bias unlike tyre’s.

  14. Posted May 21, 2011 at 7:27 am | Permalink

    To be honest… given that there is only one narrow path to take amongst the noisy and flashy walkways to power, we can onlyact as how the future is like. Hence, there is no luxury in the Enclave to be an aftermath Zhuge all along.

    But you do have your own views, right? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Actually, I don’t understand why Spare Tyre was like that… in any case, it’s also very important to note PM said “We’d throw them into ministries direct and try and… prepare to discard them…” (something like that)

    In this, if PM is really thinking like that… I suppose Mr Khaw should get his message being dumped into MND, and so is Gan Kim Yong plus Lui Tuck Yew… I have no real grudge against them, but this is the situation.

    I really wanna see how Spare Tyre see things. Hahahahahahaha… I am finding this chap very interesting… …

    Given the look of it… PM hasn’t sent in his PM-candidate… So… who might he/she be?

    Ms Lee Wei Ling has been preparing herself for quite some time… The Lees have not sent in their best formation. I suppose the next round… the real PM-candidate will come in, alongside with Wei Ling and a couple of people. This will be the true formation… the real 4th gen Ace team.

    I look forward to the coming election… since I suppose it’s time to consider stepping in. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Nothing to brag… If this is indeed the best… after this term, PM’d be in serious trouble.

    It’s really a good laugh reading those comments and online pieces on the cabinet issue. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Actually, the Emeritus is really ‘draw snake adds legs’.

    Governance-wise… it’s impossible already. So now 1. Will SM Goh really willingly roll over and die? 2. What is the PM’s going to really do with Yaw and WP? Hahahahahahahaha…

    Yes. This term, both Fathers of Singapore must have a chat… … Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

  15. jswyodn
    Posted May 22, 2011 at 5:11 am | Permalink

    I might be wrong, but I think the intended PM is the BG. He’s only the new face who has been somewhat prominent and doesn’t really have much dirt on him.

    Tharman, Vivian, and Ng Eng Hen don’t seem particularly likely, otherwise there would have been more focus on them during campaigning, and people like Khaw etc are out of the question.

    Fastest way to power has been discussed a number of times. It’s still through the PAP channel, but only if MM personally allows Elfred to take over the reigns and clean up everything. Else, the other way is by joining the opposition or forming a new party with talents and taking a GRC through sympathy votes before taking over.

    Just wondering, what’s your plans with regard to SM Goh? Is your intention to allow one of the big guys to remain in order to take down his GRC and send a clear message to everyone?

  16. Posted May 22, 2011 at 7:06 am | Permalink

    Well… Let’s see what Spare Tyre thinks of the ‘intended PM’. Dirt? No dirt like Lui who doesn’t watch porns? Or as dirty as MP Lee KY who served the murderous invaders? That’s not how you see politics, Jsw. Which GRC doesn’t have a pile of dirt underneath as well?

    Tharman will be too old, and there are other issues about him but it’s not yet necessary to talk so much. Vivian… Of course not… Ng Eng Hen… he’s good enough to be DPM, but not the PM. Not unlikely, just impossible… unless PM lang-gar tomorrow…

    Actually MM allows or not, Singapore needs a New Father. It won’t be in his best interest as well to see everything collapses. So now it’s just ‘education over transition’ to him. The PM is… still far from ready. So he’d need 1 years to see show.

    So, Jsw… if you were Elfred… what would you choose? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    While we have successfully maintain Ng in power, sadly that Chiam has to go, and doing so very naturally… or subtly, I am not interested in real about ‘SM’ Goh’s GRC. Taking down ANY GRC by an irridating gust of irridating fart… or a jobless, loveless, diseased, psychopathy, bragging and whatever the fuck nobody is enough to send any sensation… not just message. Maintaining the structure for PM in this term… will be very handy, and you will know why as the term ends…

    In real, I just want to see what MM will do with SM… and how SM will react. I mean… what else but see show this term? It’s for the PM to mess things up… Without me, it’s impossible for the state to reverse course…

    So what you review minister’s salary? Will they take lesser than Tin Pei Ling’s $15k? See? It’s not the salary… it’s the ‘talents’. If they can’t perform… $1 is still big money for them to mess up.

    I am now watching the show elsewhere… but let’s see what Spare Tyre and the rest have to say.

  17. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 23, 2011 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    Pleased to see handbags downed and knickers unwedged. Hope to see sustained civil discourse.

    First, before I put down anything, I want to make it clear that I have no insider info, no participation in any level of politics in any party, and indeed, all my knowledge about politics has come about the past couple months due to my newly found interest in Singapore politics.

    1. Elfred will be flirting with PAP and cultivating one or more opposition parties (RP/NSP/SPP?) as a Plan B. Not all the pieces have fallen yet, so no need to rush into a decision.

    2. As for next PM, there’s no runaway favourite yet. BG, MG, HSK are the 3 front-runners from the 4G. But LHL and the cabinet still has to see who will swim and who will sink. It’s ridiculous to pick a winner at this point. 10 or even 5 years is a long time to go, so lots can and will happen. Look at the Super 7…how many is left? Plenty of time for dark horses to emerge and hot favourites to fizzle out.

    TCH…will become PM only if LHL steps down for health reasons or whatever in the next 5 years.

    Tharman, NEH….while technically 3G, have a better chance. If the 4G picks fizzle out, these guys will be in the running to be PM for 1-2 terms.

    3. Scenario planning for the post-LHL government:

    Scenario A (40%): PAP retains power comfortably, one of the 4G leaders (MG, BG, HSK, others?) emerges as clear-cut PM designate

    Scenario B (30%): PAP retains power comfortably, 4G does not pan out and Tharman or NEH gets 1-2 terms as PM until the new guy is ready

    Scenario C (5%): LHL unexpected steps down due to a crisis, a safe pair of hands (TCH) or a clean pair of hands (Tharman) is needed asap.

    Scenario D (15%): PAP has a marginal majority or worse, enters power sharing with WP

    Scenario E (10%): PAP has a marginal majority or worse, cannot enter power sharing with WP

    If I was Elfred, I’d play the odds. But if the PAP door is truly shut, well, then better to play the game with whatever party allows him or not play at all.

    The risk for Elfred, and it is not a minor one, is that he will get rejected by the PAP and all the key opposition from WP all the way down to RP.

    Best of luck, you maniac

  18. Posted May 23, 2011 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    Let’s see… Other than the MIA-ed CitizenReddot… anyone left out… …

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The risk for Elfred, and it is not a minor one, is that he will get rejected by the PAP and all the key opposition from WP all the way down to RP.

    This is not even a risk.

    If you were to be Elfred, Spare Tyre… Elfred would be a layman, and no way you’d enter politics.

    This term is divided into several stages, (eg) the first stage… last for 1 year. For what, only I know. I’d act according to pre-planned.

    It’s ok, I know of your political ‘awareness’.

    While you guys may be enjoying school holidays or what… It’s a good time for me to rearrange my feelings… and concentrate on the work ahead. The PM has made a couple of fatal moves he won’t ever realise himself. The situation is pretty clear cut now.

    None of you have a clear view of where ‘Elfred’ would go. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Which is ok…

    Cicada’s concern is not right as well… Such as this: However the true question facing our glory seeker is.. how to gain the upper most trust of the old man?

    His only way to make a difference was to have visited me. He didn’t. So I overestimated his ability, which is better than underestimating.

    My guess is altough opposition looks ripes for the oppotunist.. but is it really so? is it “easy” to crowd through hordes of opportunist? that is the first step. The second step.. after winning the opportunist, how is it simple to sway the indian chief and sieze the inner power first…

    There is no need to worry about the crowd or hordes of opportunists… in fact, I rather they ALL enter asap… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    To get inner power…? Hahahahahahahaha… Not an issue as well. And how to sway Indian Chiefs…

    I already have many indian chiefs… This part is not the issue.

    There is no need to flirt with any party, even the PAP, Spare Tyre. This is politics, and I am not a woman.

    1 more term… to endure… why you people happily enjoy your holidays and salaries… while the media is trying to take out Nicole Seah and to watch how WP fights… Hehehehehehe~

    What would Elfred do? Join PAP? Join oppositions? This will be a card only I know… WP… SPP… NSP… RP… Big deal…? Why did Chiam’s SPP now no more? But is it really WP now very the strong? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Chiam lost… because he never read this irridating alien blog carefully. How many times have I hinted… Wong Kan Seng’s Mas Selamat is not a big deal? Chiam had his ‘good catches’, but without a real advisor… Yes… he lost because he was blind. So now, SPP has no SMC and no GRC… Only loser can understand certain lessons.

    The next round… estimated that the votes for PAP can go down easily by another 6%~15%. Hey people… nice time to join and make money entering politics via opposition membership… Kekekekekekeke~ Why did I say it’s going to be 100% GRC fall in the coming round… OK, one GRC has fallen.

    善战者必识天机,动静唯天之道……

    Old Father’s choice of not making that visit… will cost him dearly.

    No Party will want Elfred…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    That means no party can emerge victorious… that means political instability is for sure and for big times…

    But why do I need those ikan bilis parties… and a PAP that is sinking into history?

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Something so kan-tan… but in the eyes of mortals… always become so complicated.

    1 more term… 1 more year… … 1 more year, alot of things can happen.

    “If you cannot govern… people WILL kick you out.”

    For now, since you guys have made the guess. I’d settle my private issues… find someone ready to be the wife of a minister… and go about as planned.

    Hmmm… There is also a New-Comer. Since he was from YP Forum time… Hahahahahahahaha… Come come come, tell me your view.

    And there is another called ‘Sean’.

    Interesting era… accelerated…

    Actually, no PM candidate is in yet… PM hasn’t placed his best formation up yet. He is now ‘bloating’ up DPM Tharman… which is very dangerous for a DPM… And almost every ministry is a mismatch… Josephine lost her real job… Teo is officially stuck.

    Alot of them are ready to be removed in the next round… Smart elder stateman…

    “Elfred, the PM is readying the set up with his trusted hands…”
    “Worrying of getting someone with raw capabilities…?”
    “Who wants to surrender power?”
    “Hahahahahahahahahaha…”
    “You have to make a decision this time round.”
    “Of course… But doing so much is really a waste of time.”
    “Why?”
    “Use your brain…”

  19. Cicada
    Posted May 23, 2011 at 11:33 pm | Permalink

    Good morning gentlemen~ Good to see you back spare tyre~ No hard feelings.. from a layman to a more experience layman 🙂

    Elfred : I stand corrected hahhaah.. those flies and ikan bilis are hindrance only to laymen.. not seasoned fighters. Another term, another work week, make hay when the sun shines.. soon the sun will stop shining.. will be out of job in 3 weeks time.

    Cheers everyone~!

  20. Posted May 24, 2011 at 1:47 am | Permalink

    Eh? Why out of job in 3 weeks’ time?

    Spare Tyre layman is layman. He really thinks power fight is one day to Rome trip… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Hope he can take criticism.

    But it’s nice he is sporting enough to offer his view.

    I am getting too tired to act blur act dumb… and entertain daily nosense… Hahahahahahahahaha… When the time to step in, I’d never back out. When the time to step out, I’d never stay.

    People of calibre… must be patient… when they see the skies changing… Hahahahahahahahaha… Then you can fly. Otherwise, cheong blindly, die blindly.

  21. Cicada
    Posted May 24, 2011 at 7:18 am | Permalink

    Contract job.. how to have peace of mind.. when you have to constantly worry about when your next pay check gonna come? After that.. while out of Job ganna call back for NS.. Do FREE National Service… because.. no pay…..#$@#$@%$!@^^&^$

    not too good for my colleagues too who moved around the region and the world going where there are jobs.. their family suffer.. children dun get to see them, dun need to talk about teaching good values to their children.

    But some of them enjoy. find Mistresses, go KTV, have fun. Some have fun for too long.. ruined their families… I can only see their folly and hope I dun end up as animal one day…

    But this is the trend of the world.. Only a saint can keep the global trend, from harming his people… or would the devil, use the global trend as a reason, to exploit his people more???….. I pray Heaven open eyes…

  22. Posted May 24, 2011 at 8:16 am | Permalink

    Consider entering politics, Cicada. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Global trend… I only know, relationship is based on love, and a job must enlist talents.

    There is no need for concerns about those ruined families. Look at my wife… if she hasn’t been early in her… infidelity, I might have never expected… … …

    Sometimes…

    Anyway, it takes two to clap. When you marry the wrong woman or guy… I myself, for instance, must share some responsibility… Those women who chose those guys… their problems as well. If lucky, they’d discover they married jerks… if unlucky… they will be like that Irene Kang, found out till they have no more choices and many children as burdens. Trapped. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Sometimes a ruin… is a blessing.

    If those men got HIV… so jialat…

    I know many women who got HSV2 because of their ‘beloved’ spouses…

    Global trend of employment… is rubbish. It’s always governance. Hahahahahahahaha…

  23. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    thats right, i am a true layman, or rather, a beginner layman, so everything i say will be limited by that.

    cicada, no offense taken, and none caused, I hope

    elfred, i don’t mean to say you may fail to get accepted by all opposition party – rather, i meant that the risk is that you will fail to gain acceptance at the level you desire (which, as power behind the throne, means at the very highest levels). but you won’t know until you try, and yes, like you pointed out, politics is a marathon sport. you certainly seem to have sufficient thickness of skin and the staying power required to make a successful politician. good for you. in the other aspects, i wish you the best

  24. Posted May 24, 2011 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    Unlike the PM… someone must want to be the winner. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    A winner will always find winners. For me… it’s either someone does my jobs… or I do them. Since no one can do my jobs…

    It’s either me or disaster. Got it?

    At most… I migrate.

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Does the Old Father want me to migrate??? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahaahahha…

    I am thick skin only because you can’t comprehend. Once you can understand… you’d know I am actually ‘stage shy’.

    Spare Tyre… do what we must… for the love of it. Simple. Like I said, do the right things… and leave everything else to Heaven’s will… Hahahahahahaha…

    Mah said, nobody could see it coming no matter what this or that… doesn’t mean really nobody could have seen it coming… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Actually, why are you suddenly so interested in politics, Spare Tyre? Hahahahahahahahahaha… … Enlighten me, perhaps?

    If the PM can’t deliver… one year will be enuff to gauge… if he messes up big time, PAP support can drop to 45% next round… straight from 60%. On the hindsight… I should have swallowed MOE this round. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    We can only move as situation calls… and so… you’d need to know in advance the situation…

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted May 25, 2011 at 6:44 am | Permalink

      good principle to live by – do the right thing and rest will sort itself out

      my interest in politics comes from 2 things:

      – i just reached a stage in life where money is no longer a major concern

      – i’ve soon to choose between my SG passport and another one. Already walked away from US and UK citizenship….this 3rd country I like more than the others…suits me very well.

      So must know more about Singapore politics in order to decide what will be the right country for my kids

  25. Posted May 25, 2011 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    Where you from then? Mate of Jswyodn? Relatives? Good friends staying together?

    Strange, who are you people???

  26. james the small
    Posted May 25, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    Jsdwyodn/Tyre>>>>>>definitely a link and no tru blu for sure.

  27. Posted May 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    Well… neither would you be true blue. LOL~

    Whatever it is, their IPs are different but probably from a similar ‘source’; likely someone in civil service probably fucking a girl while sent to Australia for a few years? Who knows? Maybe room-mate?

    The only issue is, Spare Tyre is too chin chay.

    No matter, whether they move to Australia or wherever… nowhere is safe. Hahahahahahaha…

    Probably they are linked to CitizenReddot who said going to Australia.

    That’s for me, why everything is merely avatar. Hahahahahahahaha…

    Sad… but true.

    You’d meet alot of jokers online…

  28. Spare Tyre
    Posted May 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    guys, you are getting paranoid.

    no link with Jsdwyodn

    no interest in australia

    whether you believe it or not, i am exactly as i represent myself

    talk about hearing footsteps in the night!

  29. Posted May 25, 2011 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    Never mind, at least Jsw didn’t react this way. If there is really no link… Jsw would have, normally, reacted. He didn’t. So… But whether you guys are linked or just one chap with two nicks trying to be smart here…

    Why not?

    I am only for the views. Like I said, Trust is not an issue in the Enclave. Once Jsw messes up… He knows he’d get the kick from ole Elfred. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Then when he is ok, I’d welcome him back. This is the basis of governance. Right or wrong in the Enclave, the rules will be maintained by only one… Me. And the one thing you can trust is, you’d get your say as the Enclave won’t just kick without a good assessment.

    This applies to all.

    You shalt represent yourself.

    CitizenReddot has at least two nicks… but I’d entertain only the views. DO you think my ardent supporter will really help raise fund? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    My expectation of the chatters here will be so… Avatar shalt be avatars. Look at the crowd at Nicole Seah’s rally… look at the number of likes… What’s the use? Her rise is really due to PAP’s sharp decline in governance…

    “The gahmen wants you to be dependent on yourself… I don’t care if we’d lose votes for this…”

    Sure? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Everything is relative, you don’t want power… other people want.

  30. jswyodn
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 4:56 am | Permalink

    Nah, no link to spare tyre at all. He talked about having been offered US and UK citizenship, so the next logical country of choice would be Australia. The other developed European countries generally do not have English as their main language, so unless Spare Tyre is indeed multi-lingual, which I would not be surprised if he was, then Australia is the most likely country.

    If it is indeed Australia, then I won’t be surprised if we’re actually in the same state, or even the same area. Who knows, maybe even the same school =P

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted May 26, 2011 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

      I am not in an English speaking country. There are virtually no Singaporeans where I am, and that is not a bad thing. Between my wife and I, we speak seven languages (excluding dialects) so it is not a problem settling in.

      To me, Elfred’s consistent reluctance to accept the truths I readily share with him, and instead make paranoid and erronous ‘assessments’ about who I am…is indicative of his serious shortcomings. If you can’t even properly read a layman who has only been truthful and open about himself, then don’t hold your breath on having a long and distinguished political career.

  31. Posted May 26, 2011 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    Jsw… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Maybe when you got ‘makan-ed’ you were surfing this site, and he found out?

    If you no gay, then you must be a pussy? Hahahahahahahahahaha… Kidding.

    There are now many English speaking place… my dick also speaks English… “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~”

    OK. Joke aside. This Spare Tyre is really interesting. Do you think it’s really a He??? Sounds like ‘he’ is thinking like a girl. Well…

    • Spare Tyre
      Posted May 26, 2011 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

      ‘thinking like a girl?’

      a psychiatrist might say your comment is indicative of a sexually repressed male compensating for a lack of self respect and possibly undersized genitalia.

      One would hope Elfred eventually picks up some confidence, finesse, gallantry, EQ. that’ll improve your chances with the fairer sex. And please recalibrate your ‘ability to read people’. You can’t even read an open book like me.

      Again, I say that in good faith and hope you put it to constructive use. I should probably sugar-coat my comments but can’t really be bothered anymore.

      Ok folks, election is well and truly over. So I am out of Singapore and back to my trout fishing and skiing.

      Best of luck, hope you find peace, whatever it is you end up doing.

  32. Posted May 26, 2011 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    Strange… If you ain’t a girl, then think like a man. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    I have really little need for the fairer sex lest those I had… lost, and those I have interest in… examining their psychic. Humans are very interesting… Nonetheless, go ahead. Speaking many langauges is not an issue to the current situation.

    There is no peace… till the war is over. And the war is only just starting, as timed… Speak the language of a political mind will be needed here. Hahahahahahahaha… I bet the MM also realises… his son’s battle has officially started. Yes… The last safe election is over for him. Sigh…

    So be it. Let’s take a look at the game, and… how we play the cards will decide the fate of many… in real, of this island. If you are not interested in politics, just take your wife overseas, make money and stay away. It’s not an offence… Because I have been observing with the news recently…

    This PM is trapped…

    I have an appointment with the psychatrist for the fuck hypochondriac fuck disorder… my break will come after that appointment. But I won’t expect snows… Hahahahahahahaha…

    Didn’t I say before… Politics is never about truth. MM himself was sick of Mah… yet, he still wanted to cover him one last time during the election. Truth… openly… You want to view politics, it’d be your choice of how you wanna see it.

    There is no need to sugar-coat. Recently somebody visited Singapore, I am also busy understanding what’s going on.

  33. james the small
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 2:33 am | Permalink

    Dear Elfred,I may be wrong but may I clear with you whether this is an enclave where we Singaporeans tru blu or otherwise as defined by you, seek redress,solutions or whatever concerning US and not others who never had the FUCKED misery of serving NS but having a two year headstart at UNIVERSITY at our expense or their fucking families expenses now having the FUCKING audacity to tell us or you(does it really matter?) how to run our Nation or be a Singporean?

    Where the fuck is REDDOT?

  34. Posted May 27, 2011 at 4:52 am | Permalink

    Dear James,

    What tokking you??????

  35. james the small
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 5:49 am | Permalink

    You know what I tokking only cicada tru blu,Jsw/Tyre? are they?

    would they give a fuck about you and this supposedly fucked reddot?would anyone with a possible stake elsewhere give a fuck?

    MM did gave a fuck but he is so fucked today he is leaving this fucked reddot to his fucked son with a fucked cabinet to fuck us all up.

    So draw your fucking excaliber and swish it into action or forever keep your peace.

    The natives are restless and the FTs & PRs are laughing to the fucking bank.

  36. Cicada
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 6:52 am | Permalink

    eh.. hello James, good day to you, no lah.. dun say like that.. tru blu or not actually all lies in the heart and mind. after sheding our skin, everyone is just a human being.

    So, let’s give our fellow human beings the same respect as we like to have ourselves.. it is only when human beings try to be gods and put on shades and colours, distinguish high low by ranks, that we get and become animal farm.

    So like elfred said, if finally a human being behaves no longer like a human being.. then natually the treatment rendered to a fellow human being would also be finished.. what is tru blu? there are true blue smurfs ripping off other smurfs and yet there are also the kind samaritans who offered water when smurfs cast the poor away.. hope I dun sound stupid here… I’m actually just a smurf…

  37. Posted May 27, 2011 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Good life has no difference to true blue or not.

    You seem to be very keen that the gahmen faces its ultimate challenge? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    PM is not as stupid as you think he is. But he is no more smarter than Liu Bei. MM… Well, Lee Wei Ling is not yet out. If you observe carefully… the Lee has not yet placed their strongest formation. After this election, they quickly tried… Although it is going to be of no use, but that shows this PM still knows, if he doesn’t before the election.

    Hahahahahahahahaha…

    James… When I swing the Excalibre, alot of people will get hurted… won’t you be one of them? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… The natives are restless… but not yet… 1 more term… they will boil. We have a whole fucking reserves… FTs and PRs can laugh to the bank… As if they run to anywhere safe… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The best is yet within your reach.

    I only know… when the dogs repeatedly head the wrong directions… they either get killed or they will listen eventually; when people are hungry, they will be ready.

    You read Mr Khaw’s headlines… That shows he’s going to fail. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ah Heng at MOE said… he won’t anyohow meddle with policies left by his predessors… Good. Leave everything untouched, then I’d deal with MOE, and he can later go to MND to do what Khaw left him… if we are on good terms, I’d even help him deal with those ikan bilis things which have killed Mah and now… killing Khaw. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Then it’d be about time Lee Wei Ling enters politics and take over from Gan Kim Yong…

    The coming economic crisis is not small… Mr Tharman as DPM and now head head head is going to confront the big blame…

    Lui… If he can handle with people happy… Hahahahahahahaha… Sadly, PM Lee MAY have someone else anchor his GRC… Bad for Chiam…

    Vivian is like beginning to enjoy the fun I have mentioned at his new ministry… This ministry is no longer as boring as when Lim Swee Say took over. Hopefully, he won’t cock up…

    DPM Teo is now dealing with home affairs… but he is getting old and… may have to step down next round, alongside with Hawazi…

    The first year of this term is very important… to find a grassroot and have fun. My Excalibre will be there when I need it… since no one can lift it up.

    Look at the big picture…

    This is fishing… want power? Have some patience… …

    Hahahahahahahaha… Skin Elfred alive…? It’s as if I’d war on anyone… For fuck? Power will just drop into my mouth… and I only need to thank everyone…

    I am not as blur as Lim Wee Kiat or this PM… I’d swing the Excalibre when I see fit, James…

    Know why I won’t tell Chiam he was heading for the wrong GRC…? Hahahahahaha…

    Know why I want to see MM nicely brings SM Goh out of cabinet…?

    There are always reasons why I want things to be.

    Even without Nicole Seah, I’d still be able to enter the parliament… But I have a job to do, so I have to make sure everything goes well.

    United Premas took $200++ from me… when I needed to visit hospitals… I’d take $2,000,000 from it back later. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Patience. Read the world… it’s changing… Don’t you find Natanyahoo cute? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Everything has a time, James… … Trust me. Move accordingly, rest if need be… there shalt be no eternal peace before the war is over. I still have a couple of debts to collect…

    Stake… When you play poker… you want all the players to raise the stakes so high… then you’d sweep everything from the table into your pocket… Every fuck good card is with me, why the hurry?

    Internal change… let’s see how big a change again… Zzz… …

  38. Posted May 27, 2011 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    Cicada… before interest, everyone is true blue.

    It only differs on how one see interest…

    Now Tan Cheng Bock is offering for the run of Presidency… Interesting…

    Given his age… how many terms of President can he swallow? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    得民心者得天下……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~
    幼稚……

  39. james the small
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 8:16 am | Permalink

    Tan Cheng Bock deserve a chance more than that fucking asshole Tan Kin leng the ex NTUC insurance CEO who hustled millions on commission from ordinary members and wants to be President FUCK!

    Cheng Bock has a heart and he speaks his mind similar to Lee Wei Ling when he gave Philip Yeo a piece of his mind by saying that Philip was getting too big for his boots.

    Cicada,I understand where you are coming from and appreciate your post.For me I just happen to be fucking frustrated when we put in all the fucking effort and are treated as if we are just pieces of pawns to be shoved in preference to people never having lifting a fucking finger to put us on the world map.

    Just imagine two years in NS after A levels,two years behind the women and PRs and FTs plus reservist to boot.Tell me cicada,what the fuck and we can’t have a permanent job but contract if lucky three years.Worse still he amount of PRs in civil service will blow your fucking mind if the fucking govt. dare reveal it.The new MP doctor from Malaysia is classic example.

    Tell me we do not have any tru blu or fucking born and bred Singaporean with similar education if not better to fill that position?Fuck!fuck!fuck!

  40. Posted May 27, 2011 at 9:51 am | Permalink

    Tan Cheong Bock… To be honest, he’s known to be a Goh’s factor. Placing him there instead of Emeritus SM Goh CT… Hmm…

    That’s entertaining to observe.

    James… that’s not an encouraging thot… Born early or die late… what’s the big deal? So what Mah got to be a minister before me for at least more than a decade early? So what Yaw enters the parliament on the back of Mr Low’s support earlier? Hahahahahahahahaha…

    James…

    Look at the PM… Yeah, he becomes the PM… but if the worst case variance happen in the next election, PAP support hits 45~50%, WP ends up heading a joint gahmen… You want to be envious of who? The bashed WP in the 90s? Or the crushed PAP to come?

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Choices define you. Know why I gave an open ended cheque to PAP when I retired from it… I am not God… I cannot change the free wills of so many mortals. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    One thing in life is… know what you want, and be prepared; know who you love, and prepared to suffer for it or enjoy happiness for it.

    Nobody can tell you whether this is a good choice to have later headstart or what… Sometimes, early doesn’t mean anything. Tang Liang Hong, rich and well connected… will be watching Low Thia Khiang entering parliament as MM watches the entire GRC team in the parliament… He was early, but situation wasn’t ready for him… WP did a good job putting up a serious fight all along. Respect. I bet the MM also recognise Low’s leadership to an extent.

    But ultimately, it’s really the situation.

    What do you really want… James?

    Power is a very realistic field… because it is the rules maker, and those else are subjected to the rules… True blue or not… Hahahahahahahaha…

    Good life has no nationality concerns… for the people.

    But NS situation will has to be reviewed… Before I enter the cabinet, everyone must wait. Hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Power… … Hmmmmmmmmm… … Hahahahahahahahahaha…

  41. james the small
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 10:28 am | Permalink

    Ya they were scoutmates/schoolmates as mentioned in Dr.’s blog but what the heck at least he has the guts to speak his mind like resigning in protest for naming a hospital for a 100 million donation by Ng Teng Fong’s family and the 100 million by Khoo’s family.

    Only a fucking peasant like Khaw will resort to such measures, same as when all the beds in hospitals were catered to Arabs,Indonesians and fucking well heeled assholes that he worshipped leaving us ordinary chaps to fend for ourselves or sleep by the fucking corridors in the fucking heat and filth.

    This is my country and if I have to see it torn apart it is still my country and our people can pick up the pieces again and rebuilt instead of currying to the FUCKING FTs & PRs who are usurping most of our rightful places and the fucking rich Chinese, Arabs, Indonesian and what fucking nots can go to hell for all I care when the curtain falls.

    Before swishing your excaliber you are currently looking for a job Elfred,good luck. I am clinging on to mine for dear life with FTs as my seniors enjoying the good life while I have to hang on for my wife and kid’s sake. 3 fucking years old and he is costing me a bomb monthly and the government is asking us to fuck more,please go fuck yourself.

  42. Posted May 27, 2011 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    After ESM Goh steps out of the cabinet… letting Tan CB be president… for two terms, that means ESM can’t even ‘compete’ with his own friend liaoz. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    I am not sure how different CDC will be after PM promised those and these, so with my fingers crossed, I’d see how they can get me a career… if not a job to handle those expenses… bills from Khaw’s hospital time. Hahahahahahahahaha…

    Asking prolonged jobless to pay is very funny. Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Luckily, I am gonna retire rich overseas… if I don’t push into politics… ^.^

    Actually Khaw did score some points when dealing with the Lasik case… but I did say, his REAL job is to handle the rising cost while maintaining the service quality. He can’t. I expect his plan would be more doctors, more hospitals more this and that and… you can afford it. Hahahahahahaha…

    From what I see… so many days in office of MND, he’s still blur… Here’s a fucking clue… with so much money at MND, his first issue is with those money-faced. Without settling with those chaps… how is he going to do any fuck things??? Big plans eh… help this help that but… He must know his priorities first.

    I see how hype he is now… Hahahahahahahahahahaha… He’s still dreaming.

  43. james the small
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    Do you know what it is like to sleep by the hospital corridor or in a tent at a carpark with no fucking proper fans @ TTSH? that was where I found my aged uncle when I went to visit him not too long ago 18 months at most huddled with most of the elderly probably lowly educated patients.Fucking disgusting.My uncle had passed on since than to a better place for sure.

  44. Posted May 27, 2011 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    So? What are you going to do about it? Other than the PM, how do you remove the Health Minister? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    See? That’s the whole beauty about politics. Every player has his/her own interest…

    If you want to play Health Minister out, you must make use of PM’s interest…

    And how do you do that? Curse and curse and curse is useless, you must know what the PM wants… … What else does he want? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    James, I don’t know much about you or your uncle, but I know… if I need to change anything, I must know what is relevant. See? Not that I am inhuman…

    But do I have a choice?

  45. james the small
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    I spied on your enclave during reddot’s running conversation with you.

    Where reddot lives in the past and lament the present,I and most of us in our thirties live the HELL in the present not knowing what is the future.Worse still what is in store for my toddler,at least your toddler can inherit your excaliber,mine will most likely inherit my debts and my prick.

  46. Posted May 27, 2011 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Who said he really old man? Hahahahahahahahahahaha… He knows some past, doesn’t mean he old…

    Where got old man… “Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”???

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    You ‘spied’… So you probably know why I want things the way things are… There are reasons for everything.

    My baby shalt inherit the Excalibre… he has the gift for that… With that, in his time… people will need him. This is the best ‘wealth’ a father can bestow a son with when I could not give him a good mother… Look at MM… he dug a hole, and PM is so stuck… Sigh… The Old Father… what is he thinking? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The economic situation will… in a way, coupled with the reality of our political situation… will be very difficult for Singapore in the future. Not that the people have stirred… 66%—>60%… The election has signalled the people for a possible… say another 6% cut…

    54% poll for PAP to come… with new voters, and a whole lot of empty cheques… and a term of issues for this PM. That Lim Wee Kiat still can joke… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    The Istana is going change ownership… What would those arrogant investors think of our situation?

    Hahahahahahaha…

  47. james the small
    Posted May 28, 2011 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    You may have the Excalibre or the brilliance to analyse well and good the political ground but do you have the cunning of the Lees?

    Father & son disengage for survival sake or fortune at stake.

    Old Lee’s tactic of threats and fear had not work this time.The people are now wiser or less fearful?Remember most of the disenchanted are from NS and reservist.The guns may just point the other way when called upon.

    A totally different tactic by a once placid PM without wings as defined by you.

    How and where would you take it from here?

    Had the oppositions been more organised like the Workers Party the results may be different.

    Can we believe a PM without wings and in need of crutches the past six years as PM turn around and be a phoenix?

    Your call new Father of Singapore or is it the old Father putting on new skin?

  48. Posted May 28, 2011 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    When has the Old Father’s threats really worked? The civil people abided for the pay, the people… they sent in a whole bunch of oppositions into the parliament, momentum broken by Chee… Chee? He still is around and never stopped; the people never ceased to make noises… and curse the Lees… the situation still falls… and now…

    You say his threat no longer work… The issue is, situation is always working, not his threats. Silly… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am looking too innocent to be so cunning as anyone… Why should I be cunning??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    “…the Excalibre or the brilliance to analyse well and good the political ground…”

    The Excalibre is not the brilliance to analyse… is the brilliance to solve the issues of governance. Kings are not made by wars and day-dreamings alone… You know how long it took to QUIETLY establish such a network of indian chiefs… all those years? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… … And what kind of person will do so…?

    Do you really think that this war can be won by gambling alone? Like Low said… if win I prepared this speech, if lose I prepared that speech… Nosense. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    How can I be a central of rumors if I merely stuck myself online…? How can I read the grounds of the entire Singapore my lone self? No… you need a ‘force’. See?

    The Old Father and Plen are not the only one who know the important of tactical setups… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    How and where would I take what from where is not important… The only important is, I’m the only one with the crystal ball. Once I shut up, the Old Father will be left in the dark… directionless. ^.* Like the Golden Era thing, suddenly know suddenly no know… but definitely clueless about the mechanics of the crisis. See?

    If not for the prowess of analysis… I would have become that asshole Goh Meng Seng who… dared to argue with me with his hollow brains. Gosh… I hated nosense, and I hate nosense. Hahahahahahahahahaha… We ‘see’ what is going on, we do and shift accordingly… to where the power will land… right into our hands. See?

    How different tactic can the PM resort to? He is flooding himself with ‘talents’ for the empty cheques… He made plenty of promises to make people who will never be happy happy, he tried to call to the people during election… a call nobody really bother… This term… he’s not going to be established… without the legacy…

    Anything can happen.

    When the next poll really hits the 45~50% range… Where will be the Old Father? Who will be the PM? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I have been checking the grounds after election… not too good for the PAP in the coming round. Like I said, after that last safe election… it’d be no longer the PM to decide. He didn’t make good use of that election to tinker… So sad for him, this is the path he chose… AGAIN. So how now for us?

    MM didn’t help him to deal with the system’s problem as well. Now how to do? Singaporeans are asking the PM, “Why can’t you just step down…?”

    How do you please these sort of ‘demand’? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    That’s why I said… I OVER-estimated the Old Father… … Well, but it’s better than under-estimating him lah~

    Workers’ Party… Is it really that organized? Hahahahahahahahaha… Remember, my dear James… it’s ALWAYs talents.

    What is Workers’ Party? Assuming they become the incumbent… can they govern? What will be the outcome?

    Is WP’s outcome the result of its organization or… the PAP’s own issues? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… The demise of popular SPP’s Chiam… and the rise of NSP based on only a little girl… Given the coming situation, if the PAP falls to at least 55%… You don’t need organization like WP… Nicole can break into a GRC… So can Vincent… So can Chiam, if he is ok…

    Think carefully… Why has Chiam lost? And ask Low Thia Khiang… how is he going to govern… when PAP hits the 45-50%… which is now very possible in one shot. Low has to start thinking now… Is he going to give Elfred alot more trouble than PAP’s time? Hahahahahahahahahaha… You look at Low’s ‘organization’… I only see the people, not the organization.

    Look at PAP… even now, Mr Lim Wee Kiat is still joking… Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    I hope the Old Father thinks carefully of what the New Father suggested in the communication… done BEFORE the election. If he doesn’t realise the gravity of the situation, by now… he should have.

    Then, are the people wiser?

    You are a part of the people… So could be Cicada, my ardent supporter now MIA, Jsw, Spare Tyre, and bla bla bla…

    Me and Mah Bow Tan… choose. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Or put it this way…

    This irridating gust of bragging psychopathic fat and ugly gust of alien fart… and an Ivy League… or CEO…

    Choose.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Wiser people eh…

    If people’s wisdom is reliable, I won’t need so many indian chiefs… and there won’t be india chiefs in the first place. See?

    Here is the issue… PM talked about the ‘cost of living’, he set up what committee lah… he has this and that big shots running about…

    Wise people of Singapore… You think Elfred should just sit back and enjoy, or other people can deal with this issue? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Don’t forget… I’d swallow MOE with my raw capability… I don’t care what people think of me… wise or not wise. When the people are hungry… who can feed them, who wins. When a war is started, who can win means who can live… which side will you choose? I ask Jsw before in face of his question of ‘party split’…

    Common sense eh…

    Which side will you choose? My side, or others’? See?

    You want to take an empty cheque… or the real money? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… 1 more term… the people will boil. Hehehe~

    I am too innocent to be cunning, BUT… I only go with common sense…

    “No one owes you are living… on this barren pile of rocks…”

    “No one owes you a vote…”

    Since Mr Goh CT has stepped down from Cabinet… hopefully he can say “The gahmen wants people to be independent… we don’t care you dun vote for us…” and see what will happen then… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I am not sure if this PM is a phoenix pretending to be stupid… the only thing I know is that… if he were to be indeed pretending… the situation has become one… that can kill a phoenix… so why is he still acting blur??? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Hmmm… Whatever it is, he has made his choice… we must react accordingly… and seize the day for ourselves. And this ‘wiser’ people… choose.

    Who shalt you be with?

    When I approach Nicole Seah, the mortal will also have her free will of choice… and it’d decide how far she can fly… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    When you are terminating Elfred from MOE… you better make sure you have a decent replacement… Otherwise… Elfred will come back to MOE… not as a small $1000 teacher… but a FULL minister. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Arrogance? Nay… This is but politics.

    So… So many jobs waiting… but we must be patient…

    I always said… the best is to have PM places down the baton nicely on the ground himself… then we nicely take it from him and proceed. No need to fight. You expect PM to think Khaw will succeed at MND?

    I watched his moves… too much irrelevant moves… he doesn’t understand his priorities… He’s going to confuse the entire market… and if he flung like that…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    He’d be really an $8 minister… worth only $8… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I can only say, the New Father… when it comes to governance and such… doesn’t like that much nosense… …

    Note also, Lee Kuan Yew has his threats from your view, but Lee Kuan Yew’s time was also when people are still proud of. Even Josephine was on TV arguing for their existence with that batch’s capabilities… Credit must be given when it is due…

    Mah said capabilities ain’t needed… Yeah lah… Yeah yeah… … Like I fuck care? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I’d swallow MOE left of right.

    If I don’t… who can? See?

  49. james the small
    Posted May 28, 2011 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    Lim Wee Kiat was definitely not joking and I doubt his words were taken out of context.

    Twisting and turning like a serpent till an apology was inevitable tells much of this new talents for the phoenix to rise.

    Cunning and testing the compliance of its once upon a time flock of sheep is never far from the PAP.

    Even today in faraway Japan LKY is still using the sheepdog analogy that leaders are born and nurtured for greater things.In his eyes Singaporeans are mostly mongrels or sheep,even the uncouth mainland Chinese,Indians and pinoys are a better breed.

  50. Posted May 28, 2011 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    Is he really a serpent? hahahahahahahahahaha… …

    Whether the phoenix can rise or not… the situation won’t wait for him. He’d have to make do with these… ‘talents’. We have gone over this even before election… thanks to Jsw and my ardent supporter’s insistence to do that when global fun should be the point, and now… local issues should be the point, and that ardent supporter MIA! Hahahahahahahahaha~

    So… is Minister Khaw a sheep or a sheepdog or a cow? Hahahahahahahahaha… You ah… why pick on such petty things? When he picked PM Lee HL, is he a sheepdog??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Lim Wee Kiat is joking lah… he wants to joke, I give face laugh. Everyone happy… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    James, focus on the relevant things… but if you were the James who is disturbing his facebook… Let other people disturb, you sit right here and watch better.

  51. james the small
    Posted May 30, 2011 at 12:06 am | Permalink

    Good morning Elfred,

    Is change in the air by the rising phoenix or is it dirty politics being played (good cop bad cop) by the various ministers and MPs?

    MJ Chan is exerting his soldier prowess and his leadership qualities to impress? Fuck we have had enough of that.

    The Cow now teaching the public economics when he should stick to what he claims he will do to HELP the people.Messing up the MOH is not enough he is now saying more rental housing are needed for the needy.How soon can he carry out this or is it his usual lip services as when he was Health minister catering for the rich and privilege but not the ordinary folks for ten years.

    Another 10 years of BS in MOND?while enriching himself and retire in comfort?Fuck him and his help the people.The PM must be in cahoots to allow him to get away with this.

    What is your view on the exchange of views between Cathrine Lim & Joan Hon Fong?

    Both in my view talk shit.

  52. Posted May 30, 2011 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    MJ Chan is still a political small kid, he’d have to grow. I am not in a position to comment further, because it’s also not important.

    O? What have Mr Khaw done now? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… I have been reading some of his ‘initiatives’. Well… A whole mess he is pushing himself into. But expected. I expect him to not even realises that. But if Elfred is alerted, Mr Khaw must have done something wrong. If he still cannot figure out, the longer he try tinker here and there, the bigger the issues, and once the people realise he really can’t manage… just like Mah… Hmmm…

    For MND, just sit back and let Khaw does what he wants… after all, I married for years, STILL no flat. Hahahahahahahahahaha… No no no no no no… You must understand, the Old Father is risking his life… see? He also sees things about the same as the New Father that he might not survive the next election… So, a couple of ministers who don’t want to leave, or a ministries which haven’t the talents to take over must be staffed accordingly.

    Accordingly, if you were in his position, Khaw obviously desire to stay on… for another 10 years… Hahahahahahahahaha… Khaw’s forte should be ‘perceived’ in the health sector, but why do you think Khaw is instead dumped into MND? Why do you Yacob is dumped into media? And why do you think Lui is dumped into transport… and why do you think Gan Kim Yong is dumped into health? If you were the MM, and you know you are dying… Emeritus SM Goh is not the only issue. Right now, he did the right things… of using some promotions to slow… open the way to remove the troublemakers…

    After this election, the PM probably realises he is indeed super stuck. So why do you think he makes Khaw the minister of MND? He PROBABLY obviously doesn’t think much of Khaw… And now, Ming Yee and Durai’s public what awards removed. See? The PM is moving… but trying not to be obvious.

    Catherine… she is really a small girl in an aging shell, and Joan… she’s obviously not politically minded. I don’t really care about such women’s fights. Let’s just put it in the obvious… So what the fuck one wins? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Non-events…

    You should go and read what I gave Gate5 about my charge on Anonymous’ nosense on his ‘directions’. I’d like to know, what do you think about his rubbish? Hahahahahahahahahaha… And he still thinks I am ‘blindly hostile’ towards him, and… hilariously, he is now going Lim Wee Kiat’s way of telling people how fucking poor I am and he is how fucking rich then… Hehehehehehehehehe~

    If this snob can ‘direct’ anything… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    See? PAP might be perceived as bad by these people… but they themselves are probably no better.

    So what I am indeed poor… Hahahahahahahahahaha… His junk is junk, he rich doesn’t make his junks any more valuable. Fucking snob… and he said I used vulgarities… Hahahahahahahahahahaha…

    This is something you people must learn…

    James, you are right, both women talked shits… but who can guarantee the rest of the population ain’t talking rubbish? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    I gotta have my breakfast. Have a nice day and good morning. Argh~ Formalities…

  53. james the small
    Posted May 30, 2011 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Ya, I read your tiff with Anon,never paid much attention to all the supposedly pundits and scribes @ TR. TOC is much better in this context.

    Unlike your reason for not stepping out, yet, the Scribes & Pundits are just hot air with skeletons in their cupboards hence their reluctance to step out as they will be stripped of their dignity apologies if no skeletons to hide.

    Snobs and hypocrites are found everywhere and I have learn to live with it sometimes learning to be one to keep my job.

    Like you,I am ‘tongpang’ with parents for the moment as I can’t afford a new flat or pay upfront for a resale.Can’t depend of parents assets as there three other siblings to consider should they pass on.Now you understand the fucking frustration especially when you listen to all the fucking shits day and night on TV and MSM.

  54. Cicada
    Posted May 30, 2011 at 2:10 am | Permalink

    Good morning gents! another new work week ahead.. counting down~ haha.. Bad connection in office ruined my sunday. just smack flies in office and no net to surf.. then this morning saw the cat fight going on in TR whahahaa.. serious shit!! no kiddingz.. hhahaa..

    This is not the ages of nonsense and irrationality for nothing. There are many who knows nothing.. but seemingly full of knowledge would come out and fool the whole world and population. Such is the trade mark of the beginning of a era of chaos. In such Era, discussions and persuasions means less and less.. the effect of raw power means more and more. Heavy name callings and insults are the mark of such showing of raw powers.. The only way sensible people can save themselves .. is to learn truth.. but yet the way to learn truth gets harder and harder as the paths are ever more camouflage by false doctrines and seemingly right but nonsense arguments.

    This era of chaos is ushered in right from the end of GE when MSM choose to publish craps to make the population feel guilty and more and more “smarties” presenting “revolutionary” ideas. The other end of the spectrum ain’t doing much better by sinking to newer lows of trying to say MG Chan is LKY’s nephew. Both sides are soaked in absurdity and ridiculity. The situation is even more crazy than Apocalypse Now and we ain’t seen the bottom yet.. this is just the beginning, the road to the abyss is long and winding.

    how can one save oneself in all these insanity?? I hazard some simple proposal… first Never take sides… never see colours and camps and names and etc etc as one all, and defend any ideas with blind loyalty. 2nd learn humility, it is useless to mock mockers.. because they just drag you DOWN to their level .. and beat you with their “experience”. 3rd shut yourself off nonsense from both sides and just go play games, enjoy nature and keep in touch with old friends or just go for SPA and enjoy the blow jobs.. 4th Stay with the true excalibre!! stray not a single step less the madness of the mob inflict you- it is one thing to cook shit for your enemies.. it is quite another to eat the shit you cooked yourself!!

    Gentlemen… Welcome to the age of madness =)

  55. james the small
    Posted May 30, 2011 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    The sound of SILENCE is eeeeerieeeeee

  56. james the small
    Posted May 31, 2011 at 1:41 am | Permalink

    I suddenly realize that Elfred had started his leave in search for a better half.
    Seek not a Rose that will fade but a acorn that will grow into a sturdy oak to protect your future.

  57. Posted May 31, 2011 at 2:22 am | Permalink

    James… If you end up a fortune teller, I’d waste my money on you. Hahahahahahahahaha… Where did you get this silly idea from? Hahahahahahahaha…

    Nay. I just am too overwhelmed over somethingS else.

    I read you and Cicada and the rest.

    Cicada, there is no need to bother about what you think should be. You’d realise why I don’t bother even with vulgarities or not and such minute non-event issues. Humility? Hahahahahahahahahaha…

    This is going to be a pretty fucked-up week to play humble. A couple of things are going to happen globally.

    As for the babe-search… I might be marrying someone in Florida… and staying in Florida. Hahahahahahahahahaha… Actually, I have been… emmm… having some good times on and off with some babes. It’s just a man and woman thing lah~ A Queen is not so easy to come by… A Queen who will love me truly… is even harder. Before I locate her… I’m taking things easier.

    Look NE (no no no, not Cumbo-Taitai)… it’s going to exciting. War is on the card. Hahahahahahahahahahaha… While eventually it’d burn this region, including Singapore… for now, you chatters have the privilege to watch from the Enclave. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Ciao.

    Courtesy from outer space… Hahahahahahaha… Men will die… but they shalt die for a Godly course… though they will still go to Hell.

  58. james the small
    Posted May 31, 2011 at 4:10 am | Permalink

    Are you on board the satellite Singapore launched recently?

  59. Posted May 31, 2011 at 4:11 am | Permalink

    Chewing it for lunch now…

  60. james the small
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 3:51 am | Permalink

    Todays front page in the ST by Salma Khalik speaks volume on what I mentioned regarding my uncle @ TTSH 18 months ago.

    The Minister COW hightailed to Ministry of ND to escape th shit he left behind after 10 years @ MOH.

    What had the COW done in the ten years besides providing health facilities for the rich and famous,the Arabs and the elites like himself paying $8.00 for a heart op. when the poor and less privilege had to wait at corridors and tents to await their calling from above to return HOME.

    Singapore is really going to the DOGS the way things look unless the PM rises like the phoenix and put right all that had been wrong.Wishful thinking? maybe,maybe not only GOD & Elfred knows.

  61. Posted June 4, 2011 at 4:29 am | Permalink

    OMG~ You people still around… … Hahahahahaha…

    James, I never read the papers so I’d miss that piece of news.

    Khaw… He’s increasingly getting himself trapped… and will soon be overwhelmed. That’s probably why he is made the Chairman.

    Lim Kim San’s achievement will only be brought back to Singapore… by the New Father… assuming that I live that long.

    The most important thing is that nuclear plant… of all issues, that’s the one I can’t tolerate… Casinos still ok. Get it through and pile up the political disaster, at most PAP loses… But Nuclear Plant…

    The population must try to resist it. I doubt Angela will be any help stopping the gahmen…

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